It's funny whenever I see people get mad that they can't find women who enjoy their hobbies like video games. Have they ever once looked at a trans woman? Like... Hello?! What you're looking for is right in front of you.
yeah because they get raised as boys they usually end up gravitating towards the least masculine hobbies available like painting figurines and playing videogames
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So why wouldn't they gravitate towards feminine hobbies?
They aren't even playing women's games like Candy crush saga, it's typical male games.
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because most boys aren't allowed feminine hobbies. When you're a child you get to play with what your parents give you
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Trannies aren't real.
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then why are they rent free in your head so much
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Anonymous
You keep raiding the board, no one wants to be around a bunch of depressed men pretending to be women
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Anonymous
We just want our rights, and we won't stop fighting until we get it.
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We have the least political or social power of any adults in society. Our online spaces are either CIA psyop chambers or deleted from the internet. Dedicating your life to trying to bully us more than we already are will get you 0 political benefit. It's nothing more deep or virtuous than you hitting down on whoever you're allowed to without social consequences because you're a bad person.
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Have you ever considered that you're responding to someone who is just trying to say whatever they think will get you angry?
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trannies aren't even real, this is all in your head
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We just want our rights, and we won't stop fighting until we get it.
You will never be a woman
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They aren't children, and if their parents let them dress up and call themslves girls I doubt they're forcing them to sit down and do speedruns of retro games you dishonest homosexual.
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you're talking about adults who already developed their interests as children
but yeah the kind of trannies that do speedruns of retro games are usually pretty masculine
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You can't force an interest, and if it's that easy why bother trying to claim to be women if they're already behaving exactly like men?
There's plenty of men with fem hobbies, they don't seem to have an issue
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>There's plenty of men with fem hobbies, they don't seem to have an issue
well yeah there's plenty of trannies like that too
Sure, everyone TOTALLY believes they are strong and brave for growing their hair out and using their fake falsetto girl-voice all the time. Not annoying in the slightest.
>i want a gorgeous and badass independent woman so i can treat her like a maid and a sex doll
That right there is why you’ll never catch a Samus, anon.
Don't bother, the cucks always have a weird schism about it. They are okay with getting cucked as long as the bull isn't edumacated and "inferior" to them
Ok so the tip of his fingers is going all the way down her cheeks but the image implies that he is doing a full side swing with his arm. Dude literally dislocated his hand and/or shoulder to slap his wife's ass. Why?
I like the degenerate racist part of it, which is originally how it gained it's popularity. It's degradation aimed at women. Getting bl*cked once means you're permanently tainted. So its taboo. But now there's all this sissy/gay/hypno/cuck shit attached to it which is annoying. Why can't I just be racist jeez. I wish it didn't make my pp tingle tho, RIP my brain I guess.
Juneteenth is a social media holiday discovered by lefties looking for new ways to virtue signal and clout chase over how hip they are for celebrating the "real" independence day.
No one has ever actually celebrated it, and if they did it was a one off thing where they went right back to celebrating the 4th (or doing nothing because they have no friends and their family hates them) a year or two after.
It's a federal holiday in the United States where we celebrate the freeing of the slaves. You have to shake a black person's hand today and give them 5 dollars in reparations if you pass them on the street.
Lara's always been an adrenaline junkie. If it involves danger in one way or another, she's going to orgasm hard once she's back at her mansion, violently flicking the bean until smoke comes out.
Yet while old Lara got off on dual wielding guns and shooting dinos, nu-Lara gets off on physical assault.
You wouldn't be able to do that unless you were Raven Beak. And Ravern Beak uses the flash shift teleport upgrade. Even Ridley the Space Pterodactyl doesn't grab Samus by the neck. He just rushes and skids her across the floor/walls. Going for that kind of hold is impossible.
In combat impossible unless you were Ridley size +. Such that you can use your sheer volume to cover a big area she can't get out of. But speed Booster canonically lets her hit supersonic speeds. So even size won't help you if she's in motion.
Traps largely won't work. You put her in a box she power bombs. You put her in a hole she grapple beams, wall jumps, space jumps spider balls out. Morph ball lets her sneak through small crevices. She doesn't take fall damage so you can't trap her on a plane or some high altitude. Gravity suit gives her freedom of movement underwater. Catching Samus is probably impossible through physical means.
kill all attention-whoring tripgays. behead all tripgays. beat all tripgays senseless. anal rape all tripgays with the sharp end of a spear and thrust all the way vlad the impaler style. defecate on their corpse. piss in their eye sockets. send an image of their corpse to all family members and the two friends they have. feed tripgays to pigs. sell those pigs to some poor sap in a third world country. behead all tripgays and play football with their headphone-flattened heads. upload their death on pornhub and title it “huge fat homosexual takes on several wieners at once”. go back in time and date their mom and convert them to jehovah so she becomes completely undesirable and as a result she never breeds and has a tripgay to be disappointed in.
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By being me
someone should photoshop e-girl porn or something to the reflection
a steam deck
i look like this except i was born male
Are you interested in men?
i only like men
gay homosexual
You look like a homosexual and you are a homosexual (male).
umm that’s sexual assault.
It's okay if she likes it
It's only sexual assault if she ends up disliking it which she clearly doesn't.
Didn't exist in the '40/'50s. It's one of those new fangled things that made the world worse like the internet and comic sans.
Not if they are married.
What trauma happens to gays/trannies/liberals that makes them unhappy in filling their gender roles?
Maybe you should just try it sometime?
but trannies are happy filling female gender roles
until they see themselves in a mirror, or talk to someone who can see them
meh, surgery and hormones can go a long way
to an early grave
you know when someone posts something like this that the thread is derailed beyond salvation
This thread was never about video games, welcome to {current_year} Ganker
you know when someone posts something like this that the thread is based beyond comprehension
It's funny whenever I see people get mad that they can't find women who enjoy their hobbies like video games. Have they ever once looked at a trans woman? Like... Hello?! What you're looking for is right in front of you.
You are not a real woman you are a homosexual in a dress
>trannies have male hobbies
Weird
yeah because they get raised as boys they usually end up gravitating towards the least masculine hobbies available like painting figurines and playing videogames
So why wouldn't they gravitate towards feminine hobbies?
They aren't even playing women's games like Candy crush saga, it's typical male games.
because most boys aren't allowed feminine hobbies. When you're a child you get to play with what your parents give you
Trannies aren't real.
then why are they rent free in your head so much
You keep raiding the board, no one wants to be around a bunch of depressed men pretending to be women
We just want our rights, and we won't stop fighting until we get it.
We have the least political or social power of any adults in society. Our online spaces are either CIA psyop chambers or deleted from the internet. Dedicating your life to trying to bully us more than we already are will get you 0 political benefit. It's nothing more deep or virtuous than you hitting down on whoever you're allowed to without social consequences because you're a bad person.
Have you ever considered that you're responding to someone who is just trying to say whatever they think will get you angry?
trannies aren't even real, this is all in your head
You will never be a woman
They aren't children, and if their parents let them dress up and call themslves girls I doubt they're forcing them to sit down and do speedruns of retro games you dishonest homosexual.
you're talking about adults who already developed their interests as children
but yeah the kind of trannies that do speedruns of retro games are usually pretty masculine
You can't force an interest, and if it's that easy why bother trying to claim to be women if they're already behaving exactly like men?
There's plenty of men with fem hobbies, they don't seem to have an issue
>There's plenty of men with fem hobbies, they don't seem to have an issue
well yeah there's plenty of trannies like that too
More YWNBAW, less troony-calling.
Yeah but it's ugly so I don't like it.
Sure, everyone TOTALLY believes they are strong and brave for growing their hair out and using their fake falsetto girl-voice all the time. Not annoying in the slightest.
Trannies need to 41% themselves.
Until it comes time to gestate and deliver a child.
she wanders through the galaxy to find the finest shotas
>i want a gorgeous and badass independent woman so i can treat her like a maid and a sex doll
That right there is why you’ll never catch a Samus, anon.
but i bet she secretly wishes to be dommed and degraded
>gorgeous and badass independent woman
She's canonically baby obsessed and desperate for a man's approval.
Now that I think about it I hate how much you are actually right. God, frick Other M.
Here you go bros
>isn't speaking ebonics
you aren't even trying
Not every black man needs to speak in broken English.
that's racist and possibly homophobic
Then what is the point? Might as well keep him white.
I have yet to meet a Black person who didnt axe questions or who could count to one hunid.
they dont need to commit crimes either, but they do
now kys troon
I just rather you nogs just to die out
Don't bother, the cucks always have a weird schism about it. They are okay with getting cucked as long as the bull isn't edumacated and "inferior" to them
holy shit it's true
both women and cucks love Black folk because they aren't a threat to their own perceived intellectual superiority
And by women, you mean trannies.
Boo, lame. Still gay.
much better
ok, NOW i can jerk off. Thanks anon!
I suck at ebonics but here is my try.
That's much better.
>chirp
>chirp
>chirp
>chirp
Art
>chirp
very good.
very very good.
>wash it
>do *m*ric*ns really?
>ooh ooh ah ahh
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Awwwright!
Make him darker. Pure black.
Thanks for making it significantly worse
He would be hitting her in the face
yeah she needs a black eye
also samus should say something like "he will change once the baby arrives"
Didn't Shad already draw image exactly like that like a decade ago?
I mean probably
Yeah, kinda
enough with the suggestions!
perfect
beautiful and historically accurate
Happy Juneteenth!
You're a brown porn addict, seek help
I said no cap unironically today.
>samegayging
You will never be a woman
fr?
u a'ight white boy
kino
I hate the antichrist
/thread
Indians have the smallest dicks in the world and the lowest IQs
>ayo gimme sum of dat purple drank
sheeeeeiiiiiitt
I heard it.
I want a woman to serve me as my bang maid
giwtwm
the male or the female?
you know which
the submissive housewife
giwtwm
Ok so the tip of his fingers is going all the way down her cheeks but the image implies that he is doing a full side swing with his arm. Dude literally dislocated his hand and/or shoulder to slap his wife's ass. Why?
>look up the artist
>futas in chastity cages
>samus is pulling down her dress, hiding her futa boner
>probably
Hit her over the head and drag her to your cave.
why are americans like this
elaborate
IQ too high
It's probably a eurocuck like YOU
This is some Jujutsu Kaisen levels of spelling shit out unnecessarily through thought bubbles.
Samus would never
As a white guy, why is it so hot to me when the whitest blonde girls frick the darkest black men?
ikr? it just works!
shalom
>~~*White*~~
Krissy Sissy israeli energy
>as a white guy
>white
You didn't even capitalize it, israelite
I'm an aryan and just learned how few of us they're actually are in the world. Man, frick ~~*you guys*~~. Kanye was right, Hitler did nothing wrong.
severe mental illness plus years of unrestricted internet access during crucial developmental years
Jews aren't white
I like the degenerate racist part of it, which is originally how it gained it's popularity. It's degradation aimed at women. Getting bl*cked once means you're permanently tainted. So its taboo. But now there's all this sissy/gay/hypno/cuck shit attached to it which is annoying. Why can't I just be racist jeez. I wish it didn't make my pp tingle tho, RIP my brain I guess.
Good morning saar
>waste time animating samus pixel art
>no jiggle at all
By being 5'7
there is no possible reality where N-slurs could make the world a better place
No but i would rather not be apart of some /misc/tard's TND fetish because of MUH PER CAPITA
Good thread, ruined by israeli trannies as always.
The wrong side won WW2
Where is the gameplay discussion, Ganker? You guys said you wanted to discuss Metroid Prime 4, and yet here you're doing nothing but posting porn.
who is posting porn? how is samus not related to video games?
Where is the gameplay discussion?
why would you assume this is a gameplay discussion thread?
because he is an autistic moron
I want to discuss the gameplay somewhere. We have like 10 metroid threads up right now, and EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A PORN DUMP.
Does nobody care about vidya on this board?
what about this one?
>thread constanly talks about how everyone wants to impregnate samus
Yeah.... haha real nice discussion. haha
Perhaps you should discuss the gameplay of getting some b***hes
you can literally start a thread about metroid gameplay retatd
Some troony has spent over an hour editing a pic to change the skin colour because it's offensive to israelites.
You think these freaks play video games?
>You guys said you wanted to discuss Metroid Prime 4
nobody has mentioned metroid at all this thread
Troons don't play video games, and dicklets are addicted to porn
What the frick is wrong with white males?
It's Juneteenth, you fricking racists buttholes
Ah yes Juneteenth the American holiday entirely about rascisim unironicly. The holiday many states don't recognise and virtually noone celebrates.
Doesn't real OP
Juneteenth is a social media holiday discovered by lefties looking for new ways to virtue signal and clout chase over how hip they are for celebrating the "real" independence day.
No one has ever actually celebrated it, and if they did it was a one off thing where they went right back to celebrating the 4th (or doing nothing because they have no friends and their family hates them) a year or two after.
she would snap your spine in half with all those chozo steroids she has in her
more like coonteenth
Tf is Juneteenth?
It's a federal holiday in the United States where we celebrate the freeing of the slaves. You have to shake a black person's hand today and give them 5 dollars in reparations if you pass them on the street.
Oh, now i understand what it means. thanks for the explanation guys 😀
oh, it's also a bad portmanteau of "June" and "nineteenth"
similar to the incoherent speech of a blaperson
it's an especially stupid name because it doesn't specify that it's the nineteenth. "Juneteenth" might as well be the 13th.
a day where democrats and israelites worship blacks
Flash her your meat?
God I wish I were a nig
Catch her by the neck
Why is nu Lara such a bawd?
Lara's always been an adrenaline junkie. If it involves danger in one way or another, she's going to orgasm hard once she's back at her mansion, violently flicking the bean until smoke comes out.
Yet while old Lara got off on dual wielding guns and shooting dinos, nu-Lara gets off on physical assault.
You wouldn't be able to do that unless you were Raven Beak. And Ravern Beak uses the flash shift teleport upgrade. Even Ridley the Space Pterodactyl doesn't grab Samus by the neck. He just rushes and skids her across the floor/walls. Going for that kind of hold is impossible.
box of beads
Oh man I haven’t seen this in years and forgot Shawn was the one behind it. You can’t really tell it’s him without being told.
Cool thread, thanks jannies
Samus would never think those things. Sorry bud!
this image feels shadman-esque, just needs some more eyeliner
i wanna roll her up in a ball and roll her down the hill. if im feeling frisky i might put some bowling pins at the bottom of the hill. haha. strike!
Press the Gaben
Why would a non black man watch blacked porn? Unless he is gay.
In combat impossible unless you were Ridley size +. Such that you can use your sheer volume to cover a big area she can't get out of. But speed Booster canonically lets her hit supersonic speeds. So even size won't help you if she's in motion.
Traps largely won't work. You put her in a box she power bombs. You put her in a hole she grapple beams, wall jumps, space jumps spider balls out. Morph ball lets her sneak through small crevices. She doesn't take fall damage so you can't trap her on a plane or some high altitude. Gravity suit gives her freedom of movement underwater. Catching Samus is probably impossible through physical means.
nah i'd win
?t=64
If you count the Chozo soldier treatment as winning sure.
Since this thread is now about trannies (like all threads) can we get a boner edit for Samus
Ever see a Road Runner cartoon? Put out a plate of bird seed.
Did you ever watch those Road Runner shorts to the end?
They end with the Road Runner crushing Wile E.'s pelvis, right?
The bird seed is to distract her. The rest is up to you, I can't do all the work here.
>Create a food plot to lure out the bear
>Oh how to catch the bear that part is up to you
Well, maybe you could win her over with...uh...what does she even like?
Round things
And small crevices
Then give her a ball.
kill all attention-whoring tripgays. behead all tripgays. beat all tripgays senseless. anal rape all tripgays with the sharp end of a spear and thrust all the way vlad the impaler style. defecate on their corpse. piss in their eye sockets. send an image of their corpse to all family members and the two friends they have. feed tripgays to pigs. sell those pigs to some poor sap in a third world country. behead all tripgays and play football with their headphone-flattened heads. upload their death on pornhub and title it “huge fat homosexual takes on several wieners at once”. go back in time and date their mom and convert them to jehovah so she becomes completely undesirable and as a result she never breeds and has a tripgay to be disappointed in.
Samus will never have a boyfriend, she's a femcel
I'm almost positive this was drawn by a troony.
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Wish I had a tall, blonde, blue-eyed gf
I'll remember this thread the next time Metroid fans claim to care about gameplay discussion.