>playing hide and seek with cousin as a child >we pester my dad to play hide and seek with us and he eventually agrees >mom finds us fallen asleep in the closet and under the bed an hour later because we hid and he never got up to look
Learn how to listen better.
That's all, even with your eyes closed you should be able to know where everyone is moving to
We need to balance this game around competitive player
that means counting starts at 10 because competitive players hide too good in more seconds
remove random crits
no moving after hiding
Children aren't allowed to play with each other anymore, they're handed iPads and immediately sculpted into gooner-consumers for the ever creaking machine of industry that the great satan Amerikkka has become. Hide and seek? Tag? Move along, old man. The youth are grooming each other in virtual opium dens and you're interrupting them
We need to balance this game around competitive player
that means counting starts at 10 because competitive players hide too good in more seconds
remove random crits
no moving after hiding
>Hehe I'm going into the funny hole
Frick sewer homies
John if you can read this from the afterlife I want you to know I'm still HAPPY about you being eaten alive by an alligator back in 06
>playing hide and seek with cousin as a child
>we pester my dad to play hide and seek with us and he eventually agrees
>mom finds us fallen asleep in the closet and under the bed an hour later because we hid and he never got up to look
owned
You must be over 18 to post here.
Im inside your walls.
make a gloryhole
>Implying anyone under the age of 18 would play this during 2023
Children aren't allowed to play with each other anymore, they're handed iPads and immediately sculpted into gooner-consumers for the ever creaking machine of industry that the great satan Amerikkka has become. Hide and seek? Tag? Move along, old man. The youth are grooming each other in virtual opium dens and you're interrupting them
You sound like the stay at home with his parents troglodyte who 'never comes out of his cave'.
this came out of left field so sharply it just comes off as insecure projecting
take your medication
(you)
Kek. This motherfricker actually thinks kids these days go outside and play with other kids.
you need good call outs
sound is crucial
Learn how to listen better.
That's all, even with your eyes closed you should be able to know where everyone is moving to
We need to balance this game around competitive player
that means counting starts at 10 because competitive players hide too good in more seconds
remove random crits
no moving after hiding
my dad's really good at this game
Dont be fat or tall.
Wear colours who match the environment.
Use the sound to trick others.
cheat homie!
use box
Graphics peaked here
My trick was to wear forest colors, go in the woods into a bush, dig up a bit of pine straw and disguise myself as a rock by hiding in my shirt
>Hehe I'm going into the funny hole
Frick sewer homies
John if you can read this from the afterlife I want you to know I'm still HAPPY about you being eaten alive by an alligator back in 06
pajeets straight up accidentally kill themselves by the dozens by crawling into sewers and suffocating on the invisible shit gas, I'm not joking
I thought indians got no sewers?
>sewergays
>closetgays
>slidegays
>underthebedgays
FRICKOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF HIDE LIKE A MAN
its a manlets game bro you either got it or you don't
no point competing when you are biologically locked from all the best hiding spots
I used to use my counting time to fall asleep instead
My dreams are more fun than hide and seek
If you're at a park like your pic, hide inside a bush. Won so many games as a kid doing that cause nobody expects you to be inside a bush.
*pierced by a junkie syringe*
this concept is mind boggling but not everybody lives in a place with drug addicts discarding hepatitis payloads into random bushes
Not everyone lives in muttistan, anon
Move mid match
Anon you just go to home or school lol ez strat won every single time