HOW DOES THIS SHIT STILL HAVE 40K PLAYERS??? WHO IS STILL PLAYING IT AND WHY?
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HOW DOES THIS SHIT STILL HAVE 40K PLAYERS??? WHO IS STILL PLAYING IT AND WHY?
Is better than any souls game
I recently replayed it because they fixed Colossal Weapons. And it’s been my most fun playthrough so far.
How did they fix them?
Latest patch fixed aimpunch so your swings don't get randomly jerked around when making trades. They've been getting consistently buffed by previous patches, too. They get monstrous hyperarmor and bonus damage reduction even on basic attacks in PVP now.
>WHO IS STILL PLAYING IT
Me
>AND WHY?
For fun
Most are bots to inflate player count. The "success" of elden slop is propped up by lies.
pretty weak but here's a you
yes, bots to prop up a single player game that released over a year ago and sold over 20 million copies. That makes a lot of sense.
You must be confusing Balding shite 3 with Elden Ring
cope harder, you lost
>ALIENS!
>9/11!
>5G VACCINATIONS
>THE LEFT/RIGHT!
Man you are so special, you alone see the real truth. The rest of us are alle dumb sheep, but not you.
It must explain why you feel so lonely and unhappy. You are special and unique in a sea of grey sheep.
there is no other game quite like it plus it's simply the best Souls experience.
I can think of 5 games exactly like elden ring though
Currently playing it whenever I go to my froends place.
Highly entertaining game. Though frick those bloody boulder slimes. I'm a sorcerer and I'm still terrified of those things.
The worldwide summon items make it extremely playable.
No longer do you have to sit doing nothing near a summon sign to co op
It's infinitely replayable. Stay mad, indie walking sim with themes of depression devs
>why yes playing Elden Ring is my entire personality how could you tell?
>why yes seething about Elden Ring is my entire personality how could you tell?
It's a good game, not my problem you let yourself get gaslit by Gankertards and discord groomers
It's fun. It's one of my favorite games of all time. Im on my second character and I like to send my summon sign out and help people fight bosses. It's neat.
Soulsgays only play souls games, and there is a large contingent of them, sadly
Elden ring is going down in gaming history as one of the greats, whether you like it or not.
Why is Ganker filled with so many morons who can't comprehend video games? Go back to collecting Korok seeds or whatever the frick gets you off, frickface.
>plays the same video game reskinned for decades
lmao
Yeah, collecting Korok seeds. Like I said.
Yeah, thankfully I don’t play shit games likes Souls or BotWs, moron
Found the SEAmonkey FIFA player.
>fit into a boogeyman box, PLEASE
lol soulsgay cope is truly pathetic
lol monkeyboy does not understand humor lmao
Sorry, I don’t speak schizo
I can't get past the start. I've finished all prior Soulsborne games. But it's just something about the big wasteland of nothing that turns me off. There is no level design?
Another Caelid pic because I think they’re funny
What's the matter? I thought the game is dead because you anons keep spamming on how dead it is this past year?
HOW CAN PEOPLE BE ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T???
Me, I make various builds and invade people, Love it. I'm looking forward to AC6 and LOTF as well. Gaming is great at the moment.
plenty of new shitters in low level areas
captured this today
why do people play this garbage
because it's fun and suck at the game
BG3 will have more in a year, you got mogged by an actual rpg with replayability Miyazaki
Larian has never made a single good game. All their games are game of the month trash propped up by inorganic shilling and advertisement, and are always completely forgotten once the next big thing releases.
troonygate 3 won't have 40K players concurrent a year and a half from now, that's for sure. Screencap this.
Japan always wins troons.
people enjoy playing games they like
hard concept for a tendie to process, but it is what it is
Probably people who are late to the part or want to replay it. Its a solid game.
>WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING THIS GREAT GAME?? WHY AREN'T THEY PLAYING TROONDUR'S GATE 3?? I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Is fun innit
All me
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some Black person for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
frick off shazam troony
Shazam won though.
just finished it last week, played for 600hrs and over a year. Top 10 games of all time