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HOW. How can I lose?? I'm smarter, I'm BETTER. You're just a bunch of losers licking each other's wounds. HOW CAN A PIECE OF SHIT WHO LIVES IN AN ATTIC DEFEAT ME? WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T?????

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T?????
    I have best girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >interpretive dance

      no wonder the game didnt do so well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the dancing spin off moron

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Light?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much but if light was written by the average death note fan (no real scheme or melodrama, you're just told he's smart and you have to believe it)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Akechi was a total fraud and that was the point. The only crimes he'd managed to solve were ones he himself had set up, and in the end he was outsmarted by a gaggle of morons and their butthole cat. He's a walking example of the Dunning–Kruger effect.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T?????
    Friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Such feminine hands

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm smarter
    Doesn't realize that he was outnumbered 4+ to one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh frickin idiot even if you have 180 IQ
      there's like five of us i think
      we count up to at least 200 IQs

      Strega was like that too. They got surprised every time SEES beat them when there's only 3 of them at most.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man this guy is really smart. After he is finished cleaning our parents blood from his clothes let's beg Him to join our team .

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >His plan of whatever + years was foiled because he wanted breakfast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even without the PT he was fricked, Shido had his number

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his plan was stupid anyway

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its because I am not a rehash of the villain with the same name and same shtick right down to the same plot twist from litteraly the prior game.

    Who the FRICK greenlit remaking Adachi andrenaming him "Akechi" instead.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uh frickin idiot even if you have 180 IQ
    there's like five of us i think
    we count up to at least 200 IQs

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >P4AU has edgelord villain whose whole deal is "friendship bad"
    >despite being over the top coldsteel tier cringe, he actually manages to illustrate a good point about how concern for one's friends can be a handicap
    >manages to drive Yu "Chad Thunderwiener" Narukami into a corner by knocking out Chie and Yosuke, then forcing Yu to defend them
    >Yu can't dodge attacks, he has to block in order to protect his friends, and as a result he's slowly beaten down
    >the "friendship bad I don't need anyone reeeeeeee" shit is still cringe, but you can see why this character believes it, and he's competent enough to provide credible evidence for his moronic philosophy

    >P5 has edgelord villain whose whole deal is "friendship bad"
    >he willingly enters into a 1v8 fight then is confused as to why he got curbstomped
    >but he's hot and he reminds people of a good character in a decent anime so people write essays about how he's so deep and well-realized

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he reminds people of a good character in a decent anime
      Which good character from which decent anime? Personally he just reminds me of every stock shonen rival ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Light

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I suspected as much but that can't be it
          you said 'good character'

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't me, babe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sorry sugar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care both Akechi and Sho are trash

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his whole character was that he thinks of and portrays himself as a 100 iq genius when he's really a 10 iq moron
    >everyone close to him but Sae figured him out
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >portrays himself as a 100 iq genius when he's really a 10 iq moron
      He is genuinely smart. He's able to come up with a way to cheese Sae's Palace while everyone else knows frickall what to do. It's just that the PT's IQ somehow skyrockets to 250 during the reveal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's smarter and stronger than the main characters to a point where it doesn't even make sense. This dude was somehow able to solo palaces years before the main characters even knew what a persona was without any help.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He was specifically granted super powers by Demi to compete in the "game." He's supposed to be naturally strong by himself compared to the wild card who needs friends. He didn't need to figure out much about the palaces since all he needs to do is kill the shadow to trigger the collapse, he doesn't need to figure any other function of the palace out. Aldo he's backed by Shido's metaverse scientists if he has more complex questions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He is genuinely smart
        >incapable of actually solving crimes, just drives people nuts with the metaverse power and then "solves" the case after
        >tries to big brain Shido but is easily dispatched by an automated contingency
        >can't outsmart the PT
        >gets into a fight when vastly outnumbered and is baffled when he loses instead of retreating and formulating a new strategy
        If his smartest feat was being good at gambling in a fake casino he's not much of a genius

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Akechi, but the physical manifestation of humanity's collective superego decided I get to fuse Personas and save my game, so it was never really a fair fight. Good effort, though.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > these were his last moments alive
    What did atlus mean by this bros?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would be nice if he got the smt treatment and gets demon summoning program instead of personas to amp up the lone wolf image but then he'd be more powerful than PT so we can't have that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does the summoning program even exist in Persona universe anymore? I think it was in If..., but I don't know if P1 said anything about it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So now that I already know all the big twists, villain reveals, etc in persona 5 due to Ganker osmosis is it still worth buying in October?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Persona 5 never had a particularly interesting story, it's just got very stylish presentation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is it still worth buying
      Do you have friends?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it would be funny if persona 6 had a bait and switch akechi like character. Someone you're 100% expecting to be betrayed by but actually they don't

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm our last Antagonist was called Adachi
    >How about we name our next one...Akechi?
    Whoever writes these plots is a hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Akechi is named after the famous detective Kogoro Akechi.

      Adachi is named after the culprit of Japan's first mystery adventure game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played p5 as my first megaten game and I wasn't spoiled on anything but I still knew akechi was the villain instantly because he looks like yagami light

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >guys last time we got a lot of complaints that Adachi's betrayal was too obvious
      >okay how about this time we name him after Japan's most infamous traitor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kogoro_Akechi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >guys last time we got a lot of complaints that Adachi's betrayal was too obvious
        See, this is your problem, anon. You think the Japanese care about western pigs and their problems. They don't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We know nips can't write but the Akechi thing would be even more obvious to a japanese audience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should have called him Judas. Nobody would suspect that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We know nips can't write but the Akechi thing would be even more obvious to a japanese audience

        Was Akechi's betrayal supposed to be a surprise? He spends half the game saying "I want to catch Phantom Thieves" and he literally blackmails his way into the party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His name is a reference to Kogoro Akechi and Akechi Mitsuhide.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Joker was so gay for Akechi that he was brought back in Maruki's world
    I fricking hate fujos.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine losing to delicious pancakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I lose to them every morning

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