The problem is she's right. People eat this shit up. People bought skull and bones, an 80 dollar title worse than Sea of Thieves, a game that regularly goes on sale for 20 dollars.
>Kenneth shepard doesn't realize Hephaestus was ugly as shit and thinks it's 'diversity bait'
Good, Haphaestus is canonically not pretty enough for the gods.
Considering Aphrodite is supposed to be the goddess of love i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders, her whole shtick is that she endorses all types of hedonism and love, regardless of what mortals feel about it.
Basically, a non-lethal version of Slaneesh.
>i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders
No, moron. There is a separate androgynous love god name Hermaphrodite. It is ignorant and wrong to conflate them.
She's also the goddess of beauty and is specifically supposed to look like an absurdly beautiful woman. Trannies are objectively ugly and deny their true selves, so she would never endorse them.
>i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders
Wut.
You don't know shit about Ancient Greece.
have a nice day, imbecile libshit.
So if they are doing this to stick to the lore in Greek myth why isn't Hephaestus uglier? Dude is supposed to be hideous.
because hades designs have personality while stellar blade characters look like medical-grade sex dolls
gooners want a cause to fight for but cant think about anything other than jerking off to videogame women, so they riot whenever a videogame woman isn't jerk worthy
>'personality' >"MMMM DADDY DADDY YES DADDY PLZ FRICK ME also the women are fine because they don't make me feel insecure DADDY DADDY DADDY"
>why isn't Hephaestus uglier? Dude is supposed to be hideous.
Bullshit. He's just supposed to be limping.
Do you people get your Ancient Greece knowledge from American cartoons or something?
>Safehorny
People like you gotta their panties in a twist because of this painting back in their day.
Time is a flat circle.
Yes, the straight male who wants naked women in video games would get upset because naked women.
You on the other hand, have so much positive historical representation.
This shit with "muh objectification" and "reduced to object for male gaze" is so fricking old, literally. There's always been femcels who want to literally attack sexy drawings or paintings, nothing's changed. You've always been pathetic wretches jealous of fricking drawings.
Femcel gonna femcel, always and forever except in the past there was a veneer of respectability about your feminazi ramblings, now that veneer is gone. What a sad denouement to your anti sexy pixels crusade. Truly, "art" will miss your oh so important and intellectual contributions such as >she looks too good, that's misogyny
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I'm so glad that schizos have a life expectancy in their 30s.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>gets btfo >uhh SCHIZO!! PILLS!! SCHIZO!!!
I'm in the room with you, don't look behind.
2 months ago
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You'll be dead soon
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2 months ago
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Wouldn’t that be homos and trannies? Pretty sure aids and suicide are worse than noticing things.
2 months ago
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Life expectancy of schizos is 32 in USA and 39 in Europe
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Longer than troon's
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Don't forget the new monkeypox variant, something that won't stop them fricking strangers even though the same type of people were mask/vaccine Nazis.
>man jaw >broad shoulders >old hag skin >obvious bolt-ons >thin lips
If you think anything about this is attractive, you are gay. No "god of sex" would ever be a 35 year old roastie.
Have you not figured out that western games media is extremely racist against bugmen of any kind yet? This isn't hard. Even many gamers do the same BG3 is full of sex and titillation and they lauded it, this game is full of the same, soon as the bugmen do it it's suddenly extremely bad! Their cultural norms are so weird and wrong! Sex with a gaybear is just fine though!
western vs. eastern, asian countries are still """icky""" for the californians
also Hades has gay shit in it so it gets the pass, all you need to do is have a good pair of homosexuals in your game then stuffing it full of breasts is a-ok, wonder if we'll ever get a game that has the first few levels/areas have gay shit in them only for the devs to have backloaded all the actual waifus into where people who'd actually play that far would look
>Cripple
In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods.[79] In the Iliad 18.371, it is stated that Hephaestus built twenty bronze wheeled tripods to assist him in moving around.[80]
AIEEEEEEE NOT THE STATUEEE
y-you see, I got this vase drawing (don't ask the context) of him in a winged chariot, t-that's totally a wheelchair!
so yeah, you just got owned, chud, let me call my discord sisters to mass reply to my post to make it more correct
>Megan Fox is a troon
Literally, yeah, always has been
People always made fun of her face, yeah.
nice historical revisionism zoomie, she was crowned the hottest woman in the world in 2008, she was also the most googled and won literally every online poll back in the day
because stellar blade has feminine women while hades has troony looking women
also stellar blade is asian and leftoids hate asians more than they hate whites
because hades designs have personality while stellar blade characters look like medical-grade sex dolls
gooners want a cause to fight for but cant think about anything other than jerking off to videogame women, so they riot whenever a videogame woman isn't jerk worthy
I don't see how that applies to Aphrodite in hades 2, though. she's exuberant. I think chuds just want to fight. anger releases dopamine and they're addicted to being in an unceasing state of seethe to the point they'll manufacture their enemies even if they don't exist.
The smart answer would be its based on ancient greek mythology but I suspect they didn't think about that. I think its clear they have a bias because they will never elaborate why one is okay while the other isn't. They want to be vague about it in case they want to change their opinions later.
They were told they just needed a year 8 education and they could get any job they wanted with a firm handshake. Since men abandoned education women are choosing to be bisexual or stay single purely because they can't find male partners with equal educations.
Hades is pretty gay overall and it's designed by a woman, it has nothing to do with how sexy Aphrodite is, you can stop pretending she looks like a man or something
It has to do with the overall perception of the game, if it's seen as progressive and pandering to everyone then it's encouraged, if not, of seen as appealing to the "male gaze" it's bad and enjoyed by incels
We went over this, it's like BG3 again and you homosexuals haven't learned the lessons.
Think of Bayonetta. How Feminists whined about her but didn't work, so then they had to cope about her being a female empowerment lesbian or whatever
It's not about anything but perception
If you want bring down the rate of child molestation and stds yes. It's not gonna work though
is that why incels also think Aphrodite isn't hot? because they only perceive media in the context of how others react to it?
Yes. I mean, you can fin Aphrodite hot or not based off personal tastes, but going round circles pointing out how the naked woman that's only barely covering her vegana is actually secretly a troony because her jaw is slightly pointed or something, is the work of someone suffering from cognitive dissonance and needs to explain how did the wokies that hate sexualization of women are allowing it to happen
its because aphrodite is know to be a sexually attractive diety. stellar blade is some prostitute made to look sexy. There is historical context for aphrodite to look sexy. The stellar blade b***h isn't.
Its that simple. "Buh-buh-Shes asian!" Yeah the majority of them are ugly.
A character needs some kind of context to be sexy in combat. One of the biggest criticism of Nier Automata was "Why is this combat robot dressed like a prostitute?" It serves no purpose for the character and is just for fanwank.
Interesting to see them send their shills even to Ganker to rationalize their design-by-committee slop.
>uhhh akkchually you see it makes perfect sense for this greek god being an africanized wheelchair lesbian moron because uhhhh none of the ancient stories ever said xe wasn't hurhurhur
>a character like Stellar Blade’s Eve (like Lara Croft before her) is hot, but she doesn’t seem to be aware of it: “she’s sexy but doesn’t know it; she’s athletic and acrobatic but entirely controllable.” She is a blank slate, a poseable sex doll, her bountiful chest heaving during idle animations. Unlike Bayonetta, whose sexiness is folded into her personality and fighting style, Eve is just blandly attractive. Eve is the object of desire, not the owner of it.
the answer to your question is already in the article but you chose to seethe at the headline instead like a little b***h >pic unrelated
How do the homosexuals who write shit like this come up with this headcannon nonsense? >She is a blank slate, blah blah blah
These Black folk didn’t play the game yet so how can they just spew bullshit about what the character is like?
>She's just blandly attractive >object of desire not the owner of it
Does she HAVE to be a boss b***h hyper fixated on her sexuality though? She can't be sex positive in a passive way?
There's a difference between ethical sexualisation and unethical and dangerous sexualisation. Hades is the former, while Stellar Blade's characters were created by and for the male gaze.
Because his fight is moronic and a lost battle from the start. >I agree ideologically with all of your complaints and demand, pls can we have some nice good looking girl or normal translation? >lol no moron
Modern american culture is a terrible mix of spite and civil rights extremists: there is no reasoning with these people, he is not going to convince anyone.
In 10 years they will come back and claim Eve was always the LGBT icon we all love and adore like they did with Bayonetta, 2B, the girl from Lollipop chainsaw,etc.
All these posts seem exactly like the ones I see on twitter, and without fail its always done by a woman in a position of power or various mental illnesses in their bio. Why is that?
Why are you shitskins pretending to not know that Gayreek myth is full of homosexualry and degeneracy. It's literally the root cause of western LGBTQA++ plague since ancient times.
Other things greek myth is full of is rape. Copious amounts of it. Young women too. Like 15 years old.Let's be honest, you and the twitter tards don't give a frick what's going on in greek myths.
Please don't pretend that greek myth is any justification for why you have gay wheelchair moron trannies in your game. Nobody's buying it. It's obviously you ticking the diversity boxes.
The problem is she's right. People eat this shit up. People bought skull and bones, an 80 dollar title worse than Sea of Thieves, a game that regularly goes on sale for 20 dollars.
Well of course, the wider audience barely has any idea what's going on. If some sort of a backlash occurs like recently, they try to stop any gathering. That's why the Steam forums are an issue again.
It also gets the statistics about 0 dark skinned characters wrong. If it had said "protagonists", then he'd be right, but there are a handful of non-white characters like >Raoul (MMBN) >Dingo (MMBN, I guess TomahawkMan.exe by extension? At least in anime) >Yuna (MML) >Gatz (MML) >Sera (MML) >Joker (SF) >Epsilon (Command Mission)
There's also Dex (MMBN), but he tends to look more tanned than anything.
>barely has any idea what's going on
Yeah, cause they're dumb. But even when they DO know what's going on, they don't care then either. 'Gamers' are fricking moronic because they can't muster any real sort of change, they just spazz out over small things and relentlessly reshare kotaku ragebait and scare off the normies.
>What actually happened
Some eurogames having sex in them convinced burgers to some limited extent that mentioning sex is ok >What happened according to /misc/
That there are secretly two types of 'horny' and somehow aphrodite the goddess of women, who is naked, covered in flowers and has long pink hair is 'woke' and doesn't appeal to 'straight men'.
Can you all just fricking have a nice day, please.
Considering how people are talking about Aphrodite's 'small breasts' in this thread I think the ign gay is right, I suspect most people in this thread have never seen a woman irl.
>"There isn't a double standard on what's an acceptable form of fanservice, take your meds" >"Actually there is, look this liberal aligned gaming article goes into detail about what is an acceptable level of horny" >SHUT UP INCEL
Yes and "ethical fanservice" is what people are calling "safe horny"
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See
Ethical sexualisation is a real concept. "Safe horny" is schizo shit said by gooners mad they can't jack off while playing a game.
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Hm no I think I will keep referring to what you call "ethical sexualization" as "safe horny" because it's funnier and makes you mad.
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"Safe horny" literally is not a thing. But it's actually better if you do keep using it because it lets normal people like me know what kind of loser we're dealing with.
>there are different kinds of hot and only one of them is currently necessary
Come on, you were so close to winning against the people calling "safe horny". Most people who heard the phrase genuinely disbelieved it and anyone who pointed it out was mocked! You just had to wait a LITTLE longer before you dropped the facade and admitted uou were doing it on purpose. You were maybe a month away from a frictionless pivot off "safe horny isn't real" to "safe horny is good", but now that you've attempted it too early you're going to have to explain yourself.
>is western >are 'gay coded' meaning they are all assumed at least bisexual >the women aren't too attractive
That's it. There's a reason everyone uses Aphrodite as the example for females being hot since she's the only one that really shows any skin, but of course they ignore her man face.
Desperately baiting for clicks I guess. That Alyssa mercante is chief editor or something. Have to fish for hate clicks, otherwise they'll be relegated to making game guides like other content farms.
Read that they went under new management, the new management wanted the staff to shift focus to different sort of articles (and in greater quantity), and this made a number of staff up and leave.
The safe horny shit is pure evil. For decades they went on and on about how muh male gaze is evil. Good looking women aren't real and if they were real you shouldn't look at them. After leveraging their connections and israeli money they won, you are allowed to make good looking women. All the sex appeal from games is completely removed.
But don't worry, they have a solution. They'll give you old women with grey hair and abs and they're 8 feet tall and they have a big ''futa wiener'' and they're dragons with horns. Now you're allowed to like this. This is cool and to show how much you like what we give you, you must chant ''MOMMY CRUSH MY HEAD LIKE A MELON DOMMY MOMMY'' You must chant this same exact sentence over and over to show how truly organically you like the slop they've given you.
Why yes, I want to get vored by a 7 foot dommy mommy, that's why I'll tell you every time I see something like that how much I am into this and present it as an ironic joke, it's because I like it so much and the only way I can express that I like this is by going DOMMY MOMMY AWOOOGA and using the same exact sentence about thighs and melons, because that's what normal people think when they see women, about muscular man thighs and melons. That's how you can tell it's organic and I am not just following astroturfed social trends trying to fit in.
This shit has been a disaster for people who actually like more niche content.
I like normal women, I like big breasts, I like small breasts. I like muscular (as long as they don't have man faces and steroid clits) and I like monster girls. To me as someone who appreciates the less normal stuff none of this safe horny shit is attractive at all. None of these monster girls are sexy, none of these muscular women are sexy. The people proclaiming their love for these ''dommy mommies'' don't even like this shit, they just spam the same few words over and over. These freaks are posers who are going along with a trend engineered by some committee.
Every Hades fan goes on and on about how hot these characters are but look at a porn site and search for Hades porn. On Paheal there are 7 pages of Hades porn and most of it is the same image edited. Then look at genuinely attractive characters like the original Overwatch cast. 500 pages of porn because people are actually attracted to Windowmaker and Mercy and D.va
Playing as "self insert" male characters makes me dysphoric so I haven't played any game with them since transitioning 3 and a half years ago, but I keep forgetting this and keep buying games with them in them such as Persona 3 R, TOTK, P4G, Danganronpa (frick V3's first case twist), etc. It is a legitimate accessibility issue for me at this point and I am just sick of video games being created solely for the purview of men. The most crushing version of this was when Skyward Sword got rereleased on switch and I had to stop just after getting off Skyloft because I just couldn't cope any more.
Are you going to frick those incels to replace their coomerslop? No?!
Then leave them the frick alone to jerk off in peace. You don't have to watch them jerk off to Stellar Blade.
Anal Sex is gross as shit but I don't go telling gays and sodomites they can't have what they want.
The 'jerk gonna be eating good tonight thanks to this article and the meltdowns over it. I already see multiple posts here that are easy four figure karma.
Is SBI working on Hades 2? If so then that definitely settles it, not that I wasn't leaning towards pass anyway because it just seems like more of the same.
Stellar Blade is bland, soulless Kslop. Hades has actual passion and creativity behind it. In a year, nobody will talk about or even remember Stellar Blade.
Everyone uses the word gooner. We're all gooners at least to some extent, but most of us aren't so porn addicted that we demand every videogame we play is also porn when it comes to female character designs like you guys do.
>criticize mass replier trying to derail the thread who is in all likelihood a restera troony >everyone itt comes to the troony’s defense
This website has gone to hell
The woke pipeline. Here is how to know if a woman character is allowed. >Is woman character in a position of power over other male characters or player character?
Yes: she can have whatever bawd design you can imagine, literally walk around naked and suck every wiener on camera in uncensored cutscenes. This is empowering for women.
No: >Is she lesbian or is it a man pretending to be a woman?
Yes: this is empowering for queer folx, so this is allowed
No: >Is she fugly, unattractive both conventionally and non-conventionally?
Yes: this is body positivity empowerment, this is allowed
No: >Is she in a romantic relationship with character of other race?
Yes: this is allowed, it is empowering for racial minorities.
No: >Is she at least make it clear that she will never like player character or even be kind to it?
Yes: this is allowed, but not preferred since it does not empower women that much
No: this character is the reason of femicide in real life, it is only added for chauvinist incel rapist goober brainrot manpigs. The character should be censored, it's creator cancelled to the point where he will die from starving because he won't be able to afford food, the game should be forbidden from western release.
It's more diverse I guess?
>Hades is so fricking bad that it needs to ragebait morons
Funny
It's okay when women looks like trans.
trans women are hotter than cis women tbh
Favorite dragon ball character?
i dont watch anime
Bejita :3
you mistyped 'One Piece'
It's the current year so you are free to exit the closet, anon
homosexual discord troon detected. FRICKING DIE YOU FRICKING TROON PIECE OF SHIT
yeah to homosexuals
Progressives are the new puritans lol you can't make this shit up.
Both Supergiant Games and Kotaku work with SBI
Interestingly, no "consultant" has appeared yet. I'm sure some will come in the credits.
>but the fact that the game lacked body diversity disappointed many
not one single person gave a shit about this
You don't brag about having ugly characters in your Greek God video game unless you want to sink it.
They only start bragging once a product becomes famous, because they consider it's gonna be difficult for consumers to leave.
The problem is she's right. People eat this shit up. People bought skull and bones, an 80 dollar title worse than Sea of Thieves, a game that regularly goes on sale for 20 dollars.
Skull and Bones made even a single sale?
>Kenneth shepard doesn't realize Hephaestus was ugly as shit and thinks it's 'diversity bait'
Good, Haphaestus is canonically not pretty enough for the gods.
Leave my boy Hephaestus alone, he's had a hard life.
>Hephatus, the genius smith, uses wheelchair instead of using magic and prosthetics to walk upright
huh????????????????????
Ask greeks, they invented that
>obese guy in wheelchair
He... He looks like me..
He's built like me... I... thank you
Because Aphrodite looks like a troon
Considering Aphrodite is supposed to be the goddess of love i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders, her whole shtick is that she endorses all types of hedonism and love, regardless of what mortals feel about it.
Basically, a non-lethal version of Slaneesh.
You are a redditor, everything you said is false.
>i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders
No, moron. There is a separate androgynous love god name Hermaphrodite. It is ignorant and wrong to conflate them.
>Aphrodite
she is the goddess of all mothers, so get the frick off with your troon shit.
She's also the goddess of beauty and is specifically supposed to look like an absurdly beautiful woman. Trannies are objectively ugly and deny their true selves, so she would never endorse them.
how hooked is your nose?
This. Her face looks about 50% feminine and 50% masculine, which seems like the most fitting combination possible given her role.
>i can understand why her preferred form would be something that's literally in-between genders
Wut.
You don't know shit about Ancient Greece.
have a nice day, imbecile libshit.
So if they are doing this to stick to the lore in Greek myth why isn't Hephaestus uglier? Dude is supposed to be hideous.
>'personality'
>"MMMM DADDY DADDY YES DADDY PLZ FRICK ME also the women are fine because they don't make me feel insecure DADDY DADDY DADDY"
>why isn't Hephaestus uglier? Dude is supposed to be hideous.
Bullshit. He's just supposed to be limping.
Do you people get your Ancient Greece knowledge from American cartoons or something?
nta but Hephaestus is supposed to be ugly and lame that's his thing.
Guy was throw off a cliff because he was that ugly.
>having a jawline = troon
peak brown
peak whyte, you the ones complaining about everything
Oh no fellow brown she has a jaw therefore she is a troony.
ok cuck whyteboi
Aphrodite has more personality in her design and character than everyone in Stellar Blade combined, that's why it's OK
because it just isnt, okay?
>safehorny good you fricking incels, god i wish south korea was nuked but only the men
Yeah, we know, what else is new?
>Safehorny
People like you gotta their panties in a twist because of this painting back in their day.
Time is a flat circle.
>Painting
Captcha ate my image
Yes, the straight male who wants naked women in video games would get upset because naked women.
You on the other hand, have so much positive historical representation.
This shit with "muh objectification" and "reduced to object for male gaze" is so fricking old, literally. There's always been femcels who want to literally attack sexy drawings or paintings, nothing's changed. You've always been pathetic wretches jealous of fricking drawings.
take your anti-psychotics fred
Femcel gonna femcel, always and forever except in the past there was a veneer of respectability about your feminazi ramblings, now that veneer is gone. What a sad denouement to your anti sexy pixels crusade. Truly, "art" will miss your oh so important and intellectual contributions such as
>she looks too good, that's misogyny
I'm so glad that schizos have a life expectancy in their 30s.
>gets btfo
>uhh SCHIZO!! PILLS!! SCHIZO!!!
I'm in the room with you, don't look behind.
You'll be dead soon
Wouldn’t that be homos and trannies? Pretty sure aids and suicide are worse than noticing things.
Life expectancy of schizos is 32 in USA and 39 in Europe
Longer than troon's
Don't forget the new monkeypox variant, something that won't stop them fricking strangers even though the same type of people were mask/vaccine Nazis.
man I remember bing generating pics like that easy.
>Ganker is no longer pro north Korea
The culture war ruined this board
The commies launched the culture war against us, it's no surprise people would sour on them once they learned the true nature of communism first hand.
None of this shit is happening in communist or ex communist nations
Well duh, it's tactics communists use on their enemies to destroy them, of course they won't allow it to happen in their own countries.
>man jaw
>broad shoulders
>old hag skin
>obvious bolt-ons
>thin lips
If you think anything about this is attractive, you are gay. No "god of sex" would ever be a 35 year old roastie.
wheres the hot?
Is Hephaestus in a fricking WHEELCHAIR?
Have you not figured out that western games media is extremely racist against bugmen of any kind yet? This isn't hard. Even many gamers do the same BG3 is full of sex and titillation and they lauded it, this game is full of the same, soon as the bugmen do it it's suddenly extremely bad! Their cultural norms are so weird and wrong! Sex with a gaybear is just fine though!
babe wake up new culture war game just dropped
western vs. eastern, asian countries are still """icky""" for the californians
also Hades has gay shit in it so it gets the pass, all you need to do is have a good pair of homosexuals in your game then stuffing it full of breasts is a-ok, wonder if we'll ever get a game that has the first few levels/areas have gay shit in them only for the devs to have backloaded all the actual waifus into where people who'd actually play that far would look
It's just people who think their tastes are better than yours.
>Man faced "woman"
>Cripple
>Muscular "woman"
Anon, if you know anything about modern society is that these types of designs are praised
>Cripple
In some myths, Hephaestus built himself a "wheeled chair" or chariot with which to move around, thus helping support his mobility while demonstrating his skill to the other gods.[79] In the Iliad 18.371, it is stated that Hephaestus built twenty bronze wheeled tripods to assist him in moving around.[80]
He was never paralyzed but he became lame when he was thrown off the Olympic mountain by Hera.
>jawline = troony
sauce?
me
Is that a fricking wheelchair
>People who know nothing of greek mythology surprised when game about greek mythology includes greek mythology
Uh huh so athena was a black woman right?
there is nothing mentioning her skin color in norse mythology
>American pedophiles trying to lecture people about a culture they know nothing about
Do you realize that wheelchairs did not exist at that time?
what do you think a chariot is but a chair with wheels
You answered yourself, a chariot. That's like saying that a car is a wheelchair.
>um technically it was a chariot a 2 wheeled vehicle not a 2 wheeled chair
lol homosexual.
you are the one who defends the homosexuals
Hephaestus couldn't forge anything?
AIEEEEEEE NOT THE STATUEEE
y-you see, I got this vase drawing (don't ask the context) of him in a winged chariot, t-that's totally a wheelchair!
so yeah, you just got owned, chud, let me call my discord sisters to mass reply to my post to make it more correct
Haephatus was described as walking with a limp. He was WALKING, moron.
Imagine how much of a dork you'd have to be to know this. Try reading how to get b***hes instead of reading ancient fairy tales.
Nuke America.
>Megan Fox is a troon by 2024 Brainrot Standards
>Megan Fox is a troon
Literally, yeah, always has been
Tons of dudes have always said she had a busted face
nice historical revisionism zoomie, she was crowned the hottest woman in the world in 2008, she was also the most googled and won literally every online poll back in the day
People always made fun of her face, yeah.
Why would you want a game where everybody looks like a sex doll, at least having some diversity of bodiesl
>diversity of bodiesl
wtf does that mean homosexual?
contrapoints looking dude.
because stellar blade has feminine women while hades has troony looking women
also stellar blade is asian and leftoids hate asians more than they hate whites
>you see, your argument is invalid because of this AI image!!!
>checkmate chuds
the argument was already invalidated like hundred times ITT
Is the sequel any good?
Rules for thee
Not for mee
game journalists publish hypocritical ragebait, big fricking news
why do chuds want to be victimized so badly
They need copium as they waste lives in front of a screen becoming just like their boomer grandparents who got angry at everyything.
because hades designs have personality while stellar blade characters look like medical-grade sex dolls
gooners want a cause to fight for but cant think about anything other than jerking off to videogame women, so they riot whenever a videogame woman isn't jerk worthy
Reddit is that way subhuman
I don't see how that applies to Aphrodite in hades 2, though. she's exuberant. I think chuds just want to fight. anger releases dopamine and they're addicted to being in an unceasing state of seethe to the point they'll manufacture their enemies even if they don't exist.
>fat pajeet on a wheelchair
"hot"
The smart answer would be its based on ancient greek mythology but I suspect they didn't think about that. I think its clear they have a bias because they will never elaborate why one is okay while the other isn't. They want to be vague about it in case they want to change their opinions later.
They can't say that because the gods were all white in the myths
Why are straight men so fragile?
sheeeiiit straight men don't season they food
They were told they just needed a year 8 education and they could get any job they wanted with a firm handshake. Since men abandoned education women are choosing to be bisexual or stay single purely because they can't find male partners with equal educations.
everything you said is false.
my grandfather became a electrician with a 4th grade education. The last electrician job I applied for had over 500 applicants for 2 positions.
>fragile
Hades is pretty gay overall and it's designed by a woman, it has nothing to do with how sexy Aphrodite is, you can stop pretending she looks like a man or something
It has to do with the overall perception of the game, if it's seen as progressive and pandering to everyone then it's encouraged, if not, of seen as appealing to the "male gaze" it's bad and enjoyed by incels
We went over this, it's like BG3 again and you homosexuals haven't learned the lessons.
Think of Bayonetta. How Feminists whined about her but didn't work, so then they had to cope about her being a female empowerment lesbian or whatever
It's not about anything but perception
So we should kill the lgbt folk?
If you want bring down the rate of child molestation and stds yes. It's not gonna work though
Yes. I mean, you can fin Aphrodite hot or not based off personal tastes, but going round circles pointing out how the naked woman that's only barely covering her vegana is actually secretly a troony because her jaw is slightly pointed or something, is the work of someone suffering from cognitive dissonance and needs to explain how did the wokies that hate sexualization of women are allowing it to happen
is that why incels also think Aphrodite isn't hot? because they only perceive media in the context of how others react to it?
its because aphrodite is know to be a sexually attractive diety. stellar blade is some prostitute made to look sexy. There is historical context for aphrodite to look sexy. The stellar blade b***h isn't.
Its that simple. "Buh-buh-Shes asian!" Yeah the majority of them are ugly.
You have shit taste, also that doesn't answer the OP's question
found the incel
go jerk off into your cup of noodles, b***h.
I accept your concession.
Why do you need "historical context" for someone to look sexy?
Does HRT shrink your brain or something? How do insects like you even exist?
You must be addled.
"Why is this historically sexualized women sexy and nobody criticizes her?" vs. "Why is this asian chink oversexualized and everyone criticizes her?"
Its simple. The majority of Asians are fricking disgusting flat faced slit eyed monsters. Thats just a fact.
so estrogen really does make you moronic. huh
Speak for yourself, you can't stop talking about estrogen. I don't even know what that word means.
It's what you're full of, despite being a biological male.
A character needs some kind of context to be sexy in combat. One of the biggest criticism of Nier Automata was "Why is this combat robot dressed like a prostitute?" It serves no purpose for the character and is just for fanwank.
>A character needs some kind of context to be sexy in combat
No it doesn't
Why should it?
>its because aphrodite is know to be a sexually attractive diety.
then why didn’t they make her one in the game?
Interesting to see them send their shills even to Ganker to rationalize their design-by-committee slop.
>uhhh akkchually you see it makes perfect sense for this greek god being an africanized wheelchair lesbian moron because uhhhh none of the ancient stories ever said xe wasn't hurhurhur
Rules for thee but not for me.
Just meme Hades 2 until they have to turn on it too
>a character like Stellar Blade’s Eve (like Lara Croft before her) is hot, but she doesn’t seem to be aware of it: “she’s sexy but doesn’t know it; she’s athletic and acrobatic but entirely controllable.” She is a blank slate, a poseable sex doll, her bountiful chest heaving during idle animations. Unlike Bayonetta, whose sexiness is folded into her personality and fighting style, Eve is just blandly attractive. Eve is the object of desire, not the owner of it.
the answer to your question is already in the article but you chose to seethe at the headline instead like a little b***h
>pic unrelated
>these are the people defending hades2
Thanks for proving OP right
>no rebuttal
uh oh someone got trapped into ad hominem...
it's too well written for you to respond huh?
Uh oh tourist is damage controlling
How do the homosexuals who write shit like this come up with this headcannon nonsense?
>She is a blank slate, blah blah blah
These Black folk didn’t play the game yet so how can they just spew bullshit about what the character is like?
>its bad because Eve doesn't use her breasts to crack her enemies' skulls
this is your brain on HRT
Oh no bro's turns out we were wrong about sexy characters!
>She's just blandly attractive
>object of desire not the owner of it
Does she HAVE to be a boss b***h hyper fixated on her sexuality though? She can't be sex positive in a passive way?
>Spiderman 2 flopped
Good to see wokeshit flopped
Didn't buy the first one, won't buy the second.
because west gaming media is racist towards asians
It's just racism.
Simple as.
There's a difference between ethical sexualisation and unethical and dangerous sexualisation. Hades is the former, while Stellar Blade's characters were created by and for the male gaze.
Wrong and gay.
go back
Is this the safehorny thread?
No it's a media literacy thread.
It's too bad there isn't a subset of women who get as horny for fat dudes as some homosexuals do
The fattest and ugliest dude is still more beautiful and worthwhile than the ugliest woman. Women and straightoids just don't understand.
So is this thread a shitpost? Why is everyone here talking like they are from twitter?
>acting
because these morons are from that place.
Stellar blade is an excuse for a "game" focused on ass fetish which is Black person culture, literally the Black person version of nier automata
What's it like being unemployed? Do you get neetbux from the government or do you live with your parents?
>there is a "type of hot" that is acceptable
>but safe horny isn't real guys
Ethical sexualisation is a real concept. "Safe horny" is schizo shit said by gooners mad they can't jack off while playing a game.
>Ethical sexualisation is a real concept
>Ganker seething over opinionated articles
Grummz is the only guy fighting against these beasts. Why isn't anybody helping him?
We realised we were losing and that the cause was idiotic all along, so we simply joined the right side of history. You can too.
>we have no principles and only care about power
we know
We're waiting to pump and dump the "anti-woke" studio he starts up and inevitably bankrupts.
Because his fight is moronic and a lost battle from the start.
>I agree ideologically with all of your complaints and demand, pls can we have some nice good looking girl or normal translation?
>lol no moron
Modern american culture is a terrible mix of spite and civil rights extremists: there is no reasoning with these people, he is not going to convince anyone.
In 10 years they will come back and claim Eve was always the LGBT icon we all love and adore like they did with Bayonetta, 2B, the girl from Lollipop chainsaw,etc.
Because they've no chance in the industry afterward. People will start speaking out after the whole thing blows over.
Maybe straight men should stop having meltdown every time they see a normal looking adult woman.
>a normal looking adult woman
lol, what normal woman?
All these posts seem exactly like the ones I see on twitter, and without fail its always done by a woman in a position of power or various mental illnesses in their bio. Why is that?
Culture War.
>people I don't like, like thing? That mean thing BAD
>People I like like thing? That mean thing GOOD
Pretty simple to understand. Even Ganker does this constantly.
Why are you shitskins pretending to not know that Gayreek myth is full of homosexualry and degeneracy. It's literally the root cause of western LGBTQA++ plague since ancient times.
Wheelchairs too?
Other things greek myth is full of is rape. Copious amounts of it. Young women too. Like 15 years old.Let's be honest, you and the twitter tards don't give a frick what's going on in greek myths.
>rape
>pedophilia
I also mentioned degeneracy you illiterate, uncultured brown
Please don't pretend that greek myth is any justification for why you have gay wheelchair moron trannies in your game. Nobody's buying it. It's obviously you ticking the diversity boxes.
Obviously the forced Black personification was lame, but let's not be full moron and seething about Greek gods being degenerate moronic homosexuals.
>shitskin
>Black personfication
>let's not be full moron and seething
You're trying too hard, and you don't understand the words you're using.
do culture warriors never get tired of this business?
Not when there's am entire industry supporting them
Think about it, without social engineering, trannies would all die the next day
To add.
Well of course, the wider audience barely has any idea what's going on. If some sort of a backlash occurs like recently, they try to stop any gathering. That's why the Steam forums are an issue again.
I can't get over they used Megaman because I believe 100% of those characters in that picture are robots.
It also gets the statistics about 0 dark skinned characters wrong. If it had said "protagonists", then he'd be right, but there are a handful of non-white characters like
>Raoul (MMBN)
>Dingo (MMBN, I guess TomahawkMan.exe by extension? At least in anime)
>Yuna (MML)
>Gatz (MML)
>Sera (MML)
>Joker (SF)
>Epsilon (Command Mission)
There's also Dex (MMBN), but he tends to look more tanned than anything.
>barely has any idea what's going on
Yeah, cause they're dumb. But even when they DO know what's going on, they don't care then either. 'Gamers' are fricking moronic because they can't muster any real sort of change, they just spazz out over small things and relentlessly reshare kotaku ragebait and scare off the normies.
>we create the worlds we want to see instead of the shitskin ogre-infested one we live in
How come its not legal yet to kill women, troons, and Communists?
Not problem. And stop giving these people engagement. Both right and left are part of the same media group. No engagement = grifters can't eat
is the game any good and is there a cute little creature like dusa from the first
>What actually happened
Some eurogames having sex in them convinced burgers to some limited extent that mentioning sex is ok
>What happened according to /misc/
That there are secretly two types of 'horny' and somehow aphrodite the goddess of women, who is naked, covered in flowers and has long pink hair is 'woke' and doesn't appeal to 'straight men'.
Can you all just fricking have a nice day, please.
>ackshually: schizo babble
Considering how people are talking about Aphrodite's 'small breasts' in this thread I think the ign gay is right, I suspect most people in this thread have never seen a woman irl.
Sorry homosexual no one likes B cups
The word "small" has been used once in this entire thread and it's in your post.
>never seen a real woman.
IGN has retracted this article and issued an apology
I literally just saw a article from Kotaku insisting Aphrodite is acceptable fanservice and Eve isn't lol
I hear that Kotaku writers breathe air too, so I guess you better stop doing that.
>"There isn't a double standard on what's an acceptable form of fanservice, take your meds"
>"Actually there is, look this liberal aligned gaming article goes into detail about what is an acceptable level of horny"
>SHUT UP INCEL
Ethical things being accepted while unethical things are rejected is not a double standard.
What the frick is ethical about cartoon boobs?
Yes and "ethical fanservice" is what people are calling "safe horny"
See
Hm no I think I will keep referring to what you call "ethical sexualization" as "safe horny" because it's funnier and makes you mad.
"Safe horny" literally is not a thing. But it's actually better if you do keep using it because it lets normal people like me know what kind of loser we're dealing with.
Cultural racism, it's very on brand for Kotaku
>there are different kinds of hot and only one of them is currently necessary
Come on, you were so close to winning against the people calling "safe horny". Most people who heard the phrase genuinely disbelieved it and anyone who pointed it out was mocked! You just had to wait a LITTLE longer before you dropped the facade and admitted uou were doing it on purpose. You were maybe a month away from a frictionless pivot off "safe horny isn't real" to "safe horny is good", but now that you've attempted it too early you're going to have to explain yourself.
Because Hades
>is western
>are 'gay coded' meaning they are all assumed at least bisexual
>the women aren't too attractive
That's it. There's a reason everyone uses Aphrodite as the example for females being hot since she's the only one that really shows any skin, but of course they ignore her man face.
Trannies inventing reasons why we shiuld hate Aphrodite is the most hilarious shit on this board at the moment.
Keep it up, troons!
Didn't kotaku close or something?
Desperately baiting for clicks I guess. That Alyssa mercante is chief editor or something. Have to fish for hate clicks, otherwise they'll be relegated to making game guides like other content farms.
Read that they went under new management, the new management wanted the staff to shift focus to different sort of articles (and in greater quantity), and this made a number of staff up and leave.
They were forced by the new management to actually play games, but the management backed down and they're back to writing pulp pieces again.
Drumpf is going to jail kek
2 more weeks!
We got him this time!
because hades is an actual game and kotaku is not an actual website any sane person takes seriously
The safe horny shit is pure evil. For decades they went on and on about how muh male gaze is evil. Good looking women aren't real and if they were real you shouldn't look at them. After leveraging their connections and israeli money they won, you are allowed to make good looking women. All the sex appeal from games is completely removed.
But don't worry, they have a solution. They'll give you old women with grey hair and abs and they're 8 feet tall and they have a big ''futa wiener'' and they're dragons with horns. Now you're allowed to like this. This is cool and to show how much you like what we give you, you must chant ''MOMMY CRUSH MY HEAD LIKE A MELON DOMMY MOMMY'' You must chant this same exact sentence over and over to show how truly organically you like the slop they've given you.
Why yes, I want to get vored by a 7 foot dommy mommy, that's why I'll tell you every time I see something like that how much I am into this and present it as an ironic joke, it's because I like it so much and the only way I can express that I like this is by going DOMMY MOMMY AWOOOGA and using the same exact sentence about thighs and melons, because that's what normal people think when they see women, about muscular man thighs and melons. That's how you can tell it's organic and I am not just following astroturfed social trends trying to fit in.
I feel for the muscle mommy gays who have their favorite characters get this label now.
This shit has been a disaster for people who actually like more niche content.
I like normal women, I like big breasts, I like small breasts. I like muscular (as long as they don't have man faces and steroid clits) and I like monster girls. To me as someone who appreciates the less normal stuff none of this safe horny shit is attractive at all. None of these monster girls are sexy, none of these muscular women are sexy. The people proclaiming their love for these ''dommy mommies'' don't even like this shit, they just spam the same few words over and over. These freaks are posers who are going along with a trend engineered by some committee.
Every Hades fan goes on and on about how hot these characters are but look at a porn site and search for Hades porn. On Paheal there are 7 pages of Hades porn and most of it is the same image edited. Then look at genuinely attractive characters like the original Overwatch cast. 500 pages of porn because people are actually attracted to Windowmaker and Mercy and D.va
People will call you a schizo even though everything you posted is fact that everyone witnessed with their own eyes
Playing as "self insert" male characters makes me dysphoric so I haven't played any game with them since transitioning 3 and a half years ago, but I keep forgetting this and keep buying games with them in them such as Persona 3 R, TOTK, P4G, Danganronpa (frick V3's first case twist), etc. It is a legitimate accessibility issue for me at this point and I am just sick of video games being created solely for the purview of men. The most crushing version of this was when Skyward Sword got rereleased on switch and I had to stop just after getting off Skyloft because I just couldn't cope any more.
Is this a serious question or just some gaslighting?
>greek gods
>fricked
>run around half-naked
>it fits with their statues/historical description
>stellar blade
>fricked up sex doll
>male gaze
>to sell shitty game to thirsty incels
??????????
Try again, this time without the meaningless buzzwords.
What if I don’t? You’ll find some other way to deflect?
>it's okay when we do it stupid chud.
Leftist ideology in a nutshell.
>it fits with their statues/historical description
Oh so now "historical accuracy" Suddenly matters?
Are you going to frick those incels to replace their coomerslop? No?!
Then leave them the frick alone to jerk off in peace. You don't have to watch them jerk off to Stellar Blade.
Anal Sex is gross as shit but I don't go telling gays and sodomites they can't have what they want.
The 'jerk gonna be eating good tonight thanks to this article and the meltdowns over it. I already see multiple posts here that are easy four figure karma.
Don't care, still going to financially support Hades 2.
Is SBI working on Hades 2? If so then that definitely settles it, not that I wasn't leaning towards pass anyway because it just seems like more of the same.
Could be if even these kind of games need SB.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1273600/SPACE_TOW_TRUCK__ISAAC_NEWTONs_Favorite_Puzzle_Game/
Indeed. I wonder what narrative element the developers needed "consulting" with.
We don't "need" any kind of hot
What ever happened to game just being fun
It's 2024, we need games that offend the chuds and wokies at the same time
Stellar Blade is bland, soulless Kslop. Hades has actual passion and creativity behind it. In a year, nobody will talk about or even remember Stellar Blade.
>Hades 2
>sequel to the game that finally made them money
>passion and creativity
L OL
>How is that OK but Stellar Blade is Haram??
hypocrisy, plain and simple.
The problem with Stellar Blade is that they don't even have costumes. It's just painted on textures.
reminder Ganker is being brigaded by glow Black folk, it's election year and this place is their prime target for subversion.
you think israelites are afraid of a korean game on the ps5?
Can anyone explain to me why attempting to create a post with 10+ quotes doesn’t result in an instant auto ban?
Why would it?
It’s a blatant attempt at derailing the thread and it’s also a pathetic cry for attention
Stupid motherfricking homosexual.
Uh, no?
Why?
sometimes people do it to respond to long conversations
there is a limit where it won't let you post anyways
Black people
Hades is simply the better and more fun game than Stellar Blade, simple as. Literally don't care about the woke shit.
>my troon friendly game is better because my access media masters and hivemind approved it
How do I affect you, Chaim?
because anime art is b o r i n g and is only loved by autists who get sensory overload when they see a real face.
>no bastion sequel
yawn
play your troon games yourself, i'm leaving
Safe horny
where were YOU when Kotaku admitted that Safe Horny was real?
Anyone who use the word gooner hates fanservice made for straight men.
Everyone uses the word gooner. We're all gooners at least to some extent, but most of us aren't so porn addicted that we demand every videogame we play is also porn when it comes to female character designs like you guys do.
>actually except
>criticize mass replier trying to derail the thread who is in all likelihood a restera troony
>everyone itt comes to the troony’s defense
This website has gone to hell
The woke pipeline. Here is how to know if a woman character is allowed.
>Is woman character in a position of power over other male characters or player character?
Yes: she can have whatever bawd design you can imagine, literally walk around naked and suck every wiener on camera in uncensored cutscenes. This is empowering for women.
No:
>Is she lesbian or is it a man pretending to be a woman?
Yes: this is empowering for queer folx, so this is allowed
No:
>Is she fugly, unattractive both conventionally and non-conventionally?
Yes: this is body positivity empowerment, this is allowed
No:
>Is she in a romantic relationship with character of other race?
Yes: this is allowed, it is empowering for racial minorities.
No:
>Is she at least make it clear that she will never like player character or even be kind to it?
Yes: this is allowed, but not preferred since it does not empower women that much
No: this character is the reason of femicide in real life, it is only added for chauvinist incel rapist goober brainrot manpigs. The character should be censored, it's creator cancelled to the point where he will die from starving because he won't be able to afford food, the game should be forbidden from western release.