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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    like everything in life it's fun if you know what you're doing, it's u fun if you suck. when will the casuals invasion of souls end oh god

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After you have a nice day

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's the fairest boss in the DLC, if you got filtered by her unironically just git gud.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You learn to enjoy the taste of smegma.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fromslop
    Never was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not and IT. IS. EVERYTHING.

      >ER bosses
      >Fun

      Pick one.

      only fricking children play games for fun

      it isn't

      get gud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's very sad that this no longer works. Why did everyone stop caring?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >shitters still being filtered by pressing dodge at the right time instead of spamming it
          It's sad that she'll probably be nerfed.

          *casually does a recycled parriable Malenia dashspinattack in your direction*

          get gud

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not and IT. IS. EVERYTHING.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >use greatshield
    >counter her at the end of her combos
    >stancebreak her into crit
    >repeat until she dies

    yep. that was easy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just beat her with my Greatshield and my Longsword, guard counters and crits, you homosexuals are pathetic

      Pussies

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ER bosses
    >Fun

    Pick one.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is getting filtered by this b***h
    ah, so youre all just shit.
    im gonna guess you also didnt get any skadoo fragments which means you didnt explore the map

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when i killed her i was at lvl 3 or 4 skibiditree toilet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was at level 6, absolutely schlonged her with R2 jumping attack spam

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >level 6
          ydbtg

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is, you probably have a shitty build

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    $40 btw

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    only fricking children play games for fun

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fun on my machine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My eyes hurt.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WebM4morons is too hard, I must be some sort of mega-moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >WebM4morons
          It's not even called that anymore, you need to update it.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat her with my Greatshield and my Longsword, guard counters and crits, you homosexuals are pathetic

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the asiatic already did a no-hit runhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6MpHbLs8eg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So? Ongbal is not human.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it isn't

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sex with ranni's aunt

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been lollygagging on the DLC, finding new weapons, trying them out, respeccing to center around them, going out for a field test, eating shit from an enemy I had dunked on before, and repeating all this over and over. So I'm only just now getting to Rellana.

    I quickly realized she's not staggering from my attacks. But she IS getting parried. Two stance breaks for a critical. So I grabbed a shield, slapped Golden Parry on it, and equipped my strongest knife in my right hand and fished for parries.

    And you know what's the weird part? I'm having fun. I got her down to like 40% before she used attacks I had never seen before, and that feels pretty good.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's very fun, I just hate how unpredictable she is in multiplayer.

    >does a 90% of combo towards host
    >pivots 180 and slams me with the final attack

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are pure STR/VIT builds a meme? I'm level 150 and i feel like if i take the faithpill miracles are gonna carry my ass on the DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No? If you're pure strength it'll only make sense if you use great/collosal weapons or greatshields, those are alwasy strong because of stance breaking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't tried dual colossals but Faith/STR is very strong, you get a lot of buffs that make you shit out a lot of damage and buffs that make you resistant to stuff. Problem is that some bosses don't give you time to reapply the buffs so you phase 2 is often a butthole clenching experience as you're suddenly dealing 30% less damage or so.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you're not enjoying Rellana then you should unironically quit because it only gets worse from there

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think she is waaaaay better than the dancing lion.
    A bit spammy, but at least you can see her moves

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick Miyazaki has really got the shazamtrannies and fotm shitters seething. So fricking based I kneel FromSoft.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I struggled on her for hours, but I eventually found I could just kite her around roll away from her attacks and then punish her with a weapon art and light attack, then after 3 she would stagger and I could riposte her and hit her with carian piercer. I felt nothing but relief the moment I finally got her down.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i struggled too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >magic
      anon...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but weapon arts are one thousand times more powerful and easy to use than sorceries and I have no idea how there are people who still think otherwise.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a female knights thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully she has a full body model under that armor for some nude mods

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    easy boss, just git gud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >can parry
      >can jump over horizontal swings easily
      >straight up running also works
      I'm convinced the gays who think these games are just roll fest simulators have never actually tried doing anything but spasticity rolling around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      *casually does a recycled parriable Malenia dashspinattack in your direction*

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shitters still being filtered by pressing dodge at the right time instead of spamming it
    It's sad that she'll probably be nerfed.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat her using the Backhand Blade. God what a shitshow, her insane tracking causes her to hit you no matter when you use Blindside. It also causes her to instantly retaliate with another combo.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Piss easy with light roll. I almost felt like I was cheating

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Listen dark souls is kind of like social skills, some people intuitively get it and some don't, and there's not much that can change that. You can study the guides and read the flowcharts but ultimately you are always going to be working from the outside in and attempting to morph the insights of others into your own insightless worldview. I came up with this theory after seeing how many people are scared and passive even with the most generous boss runs in the series. These people have to be told that they can roll towards a boss rather than panic rolling directly backwards all the time

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the most fun bosses in the game, especially when you learn her moveset a bit better. I beat her with the greatsword of solitude, took me about an hour I think.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there anywhere a checklist with all the named bosses/minibosses of the dlc?
    Im nearing the end want to check if i got everything killed before i end the game

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i beat it
    just get lucky i guess

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pick up the fragments
    don't forget the fragment west of prospect town
    get the talisman under the castle bridge
    tweak your loadout and strategy if they aren't working
    wear armor instead of clothes
    respec for AT LEAST 40 VIG and 25 END, anything less and you're playing hard mode on purpose

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >get the talisman under the castle bridge
      Which one is that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the 20% magic resist talisman

        can easily be collected from the Castle Front grace

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I missed it. That would've been handy but I just used the magic resist consumables instead.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got tired of trying to figure out the right timing to dodge her spastic attacks so instead I parried her ass with golden parry on a buckler.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not supposed to be fun
    It's supposed to be challenging
    Something you celebrate after completion
    Go play another game for mindless, carefree fun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A challenge can be fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they can, but dont have to be.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new humiliation ritual? Maybe you should learn to parry instead of acting like a massive fricking homosexual

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The second phase is pretty fun because of the stance-switching mechanic, you have a clear visual tell of which stance she's in and each stance comes with its own style of combat that you react to in different ways.
    The first phase is meh i agree but then again I think that about carian knight fights in the base game too.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only real criticism about the DLC is that the open world doesn't seem to be as packed as the original. You have a lot of walking around with nothing of interest between point A and point B.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The scenery inbetween enemy encounters is the best part

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Rennala has a secret twin called Rellana but she has TWO moons and shit
    I thought that was a joke

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