get a job that is mostly female dominated. insurance/underwriting, receptionist at a dentist office, IT guy at a doctor's office etc. hell you could even get a job at the local publix deli or whatever since I mostly see women working those jobs. I used to do home improvements and it involves dealing with a lot of lonely horny older women. I hear they frequent bars a lot but I don't go to bars so idk, probably don't want some filthy bar slag anyway.
What's her problem?
Is Jaheira quite moronic? Is she playing the long con to murder me? Or does she just want the BDC?
I have time and again given this woman ample reasons to want to murder me. I have proven to be overwhelmingly untrustworthy. Time and again I have proven to be a cold-blooded, self-serving bastard yet she's still buddying around with me as if we were pals.
Don't have to worry about getting granny pussy pregnant.
would
>cellulite
based or cringe
giga based
>the wolf at the end
YJK
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She's like 200+ years old and quite frankly I hope I look as good as she does when I'm her age.
I'd still clap those cheeks.
Old pussy is still pussy.
She's at least 200 and battle-worn. But she's elven so she still has clappable cheeks of course.
She is canonically 21 in BG1
BG3 is 120ish years after BG2
So she is in her 140s.
Too old. Half elves live to like 180
You're gay if you wouldn't
Gilfs that don't get fat and saggy are the best women
I wanna suck the yogurt out of her
how does one gett a gilf irl
get a job that is mostly female dominated. insurance/underwriting, receptionist at a dentist office, IT guy at a doctor's office etc. hell you could even get a job at the local publix deli or whatever since I mostly see women working those jobs. I used to do home improvements and it involves dealing with a lot of lonely horny older women. I hear they frequent bars a lot but I don't go to bars so idk, probably don't want some filthy bar slag anyway.
NAME
even better, her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/thesilverlining_1970/
>she's only 53
Frick
>Gilfs that don't get fat and saggy
But those are the best ones.
they look like they smell like cheese and freezer food
I would definitely frick Martha Stewart
I'm not fricking anyone who has been around Snoop Dogg that much.
Gilfs can be weirdly hot sometimes
What's her problem?
Is Jaheira quite moronic? Is she playing the long con to murder me? Or does she just want the BDC?
I have time and again given this woman ample reasons to want to murder me. I have proven to be overwhelmingly untrustworthy. Time and again I have proven to be a cold-blooded, self-serving bastard yet she's still buddying around with me as if we were pals.
she scared (and aroused) by your ability to do whatever you want whenever you want
PLAP PLAP PLAP
My kind of inspiration.
30
im so fricking lonely
> Humanising Elves.
This is easily the lowest point. Absolute garbage.
Epic reddit racism bro
they always were like this in D&D, go play Divinity instead for your special snowflake elves, moron