How pious are your clerics?

How pious are your clerics?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should clarify I'm asking about your player characters, not worldbuilding, I meant to type is instead of are but I didn't because I'm just stupid I guess.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    story beggar thread?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very, showing devotion to the patron at every opportunity.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno.
    Piety doesn't affect gameplay in my games.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cleric's faith is wavering at the moment and he's considering fricking off from his church to join this cool as shit monk order we met in an island last session

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very. I don't like the idea of gods choosing a non-believer, bordering on areligious, person as their chosen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gods don't choose clerics, they're ordained by a faith.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clerics (as in the character class) get their powers from their god.
        Priests, bishops, acolytes, etc aren't necessarily clerics as in the character class, even though irl they'd be counted as clerics.

        Yeah 5e is moronic and I should play something else, but it does make sense that not every priest can get superpowers.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're based on me being raised Catholic, sssooo...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I only had the pope evil. All the clerics actually believed what they were preaching.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    like so pious

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their level is dependent on their faith. Their God has gotten them this far. Losing faith will result in their spells and healing getting weaker, completely ceasing if they walk away all together.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes for a boring setting where religious dissent is impossible. Much better if the power a cleric wields was entrusted to them, either by direct gift of their god, or preferably instilled in a ritual ordination by other clerics. If they use that spark of divine power to become a mighty theurgist then great, but there's no guarantee they won't defect to another faith if they have some kind of crisis. The gods can't just take back their gifts in such a case, though a scorned god is likely to answer with some kind of nasty curse.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fall.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unpious clerics are the laziest and gayest subversion you can do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a job, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"god, I hate my job"
        >"okay then, you're fired," -god

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate my job. It's easier than working the fields and it comes with free lodging and the rituals seem to make people feel better. If there is a God, he's got bigger things to worry about than whether I'm being devout enough, what with the state of the world these days. You want to get me fired, you can talk to the bishop.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can talk to the bishop.
            Clerics do not get their divine powers from the church.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You might be right, I'm not a theologian. I do know the Church pays my wages though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must be at least 18 to use this website

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't hate my job. It's easier than working the fields and it comes with free lodging and the rituals seem to make people feel better. If there is a God, he's got bigger things to worry about than whether I'm being devout enough, what with the state of the world these days. You want to get me fired, you can talk to the bishop.

        You immediately proved him right.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even a subversion, it's just a common state of affairs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is not remotely a common state of affairs that people with a direct line to a divine being and superpowers granted to them just treat it like a job.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course they would. Settings for D&D and similar routinely depict village priests able to cast minor magic. Very few have the capability to directly commune with their god. Most of them no doubt are pious and grateful for the miraculous powers they can use, but of course you're going to get a bit blase about the things you use every day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You immediately proved him right.

      You must be at least 18 to use this website

      I don't get why are you guys getting so worked up when anon didn't say anything wrong neither as an opinion nor as a real life take.
      All he's saying is that he's diferentiating the cleric as a job, like a priest, from the cleric as a TTRPG class.
      The former did go as he said, it was a job. A job usually taken by people of faith, but people still, meaning many could fall to degeneracy, get lazy or pretend to get the job. I'm surprised you all reacted so much when the corrupt/lazy priest is a classic trope too, showing it has happened enough in history to become an archetype of their own.
      My town has a catholic school run by an order of nuns and a church of monks. The nuns got into trouble with townsfolk for wearing expensive branded clothing, but also were called out (and praised now) for openly accepting homosexuals even into marriage in the 90's. The monks make and drink a lot of wine, not uncommon to find one at a bar playing cards or something (not gambling, tho).

      Again, before men of faith, priest are human first and foremost. Sometimes people's behavior changes due their faith, sometimes they use their actions to hide their changes in faith. Same way people says "do you trully love someone if you've never argued with them?", many also say "do you trully believe in something if you never doubt it?".

      Also I personally always found the "Gods talk to clerics" very stupid beyond endgame levels. Had that been the case I think society would be much more different. Instead, gods are like investors walking around, giving money to those people they think are on the right track. There is no conversation, no chances for the cleric to reply, just the realization that this behavior will get their atention and blessings, as long as it's honest.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The monks make and drink a lot of wine, not uncommon to find one at a bar playing cards or something
        Monks drinking a whole fricking lot isn't even a historically uncommon occurrence, those guys practically invented half the winemaking techniques we have

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, weird that anon pointed that out as if it weren't common.
          T. Went to two different schools run by monks.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely so. You have to understand, faith is not superstition. Clerics feel the presence of their God. They channel his power to work miracles. His eyes are always on them, and he's always backing them up.
    This would make you feel like a million bucks. You are literally one of God's chosen, sent to minister to His flock. His power is in you, and you prove your holiness every time he answers your prayers.
    I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't go all-in on that. Like, most spellcasting Clerics would be absolutely dedicated, probably a bit smug, because everything they believe in is true.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very, obviously. Otherwise they aren't blessed.
    What a stupid fricking question.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not actually playing a cleric, you don't need to be a cleric to be devoted to a god. And my hobgoblin PC is incredibly devoted to her goddess: Sigri the Tyrant, overlord of goblinkind. There's some amount of conflict because her god is Lawful Evil (like most of her race), but she's Lawful Neutral. She belongs to a monastic sect that preserves the old ways, before the hobgoblins lost their nation and were forced into piracy and raiding to survive. But despite not being so willing to pillage and enslave others for personal gain, as her god condones, she DOES follow Sigri's most important principle: that without power, faith is meaningless. And so even though she isn't a cleric, Sigri has rewarded her piety every time she defeats and dominates others.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how I imagine clerics

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How pious are your clerics?
    Very, but he doesn't proselytize. He tries to just be a good example of his faith and if someone is curious about the deity he worships he'll answer their questions.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generally very since the occupation selects for servile rule-followers

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very, if they don't follow their faith precepts and mystic practices to the T the cannot cast spells, losing their powers permanently if they stray too much.

    >Inb4 reeee not d&deee!
    Generally they are pious just as much as their irl appropriate historical counterparts, even the fantasical ones that can do magic (eg: banestorm) unless there's a direct correlation to their sincere behaviour and some consequences inherent to their position/power.

    You know, choices & consequences, a thing that was still valued in games circa 15 years ago.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I've been playing since early 00's and this bullshit was never a thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        2008 was 15 years and 1 month ago so you can consider yourself borderline right because of 4e bullshit retcons, but going from 3.x and backwards the story was picrel

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          somehow I don't think negligence of duties would qualify as something that
          >grossly violates the code of conduct
          this covers active antithetical acts

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raw it is not, the part where they lose their powers temporarily is obviously an interpretation of mine, i use to consider clerical magic a sort of (constant) attunement to a divine source of power, but i wouldn't ever go straight to loss of power because, for example, the cleric couldn't do the mantra ceremony that day, but after a considerable amount of misbehaviours there was a certain chance of that happening.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't allowed to multiclass, so my wizard is still just a wizard. But he's extremely pious and acts much more like a cleric than like a wizard.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I delayed the session because my autistic death cleric wanted to bury all the bodies of a massacre the party encountered (it was supposed to be a story hook.)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that more of a grave cleric thing to do?
      Death cleric might be fine with leaving the bodies around to lighten the job for necromancers in the area

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i meant death god cleric. in the setting the clerics are responsible for killing the undead, but also holding funerals and managing graveyards.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was initially going to be such an extreme fundamentalist that he'd cause problems everywhere we went in his efforts to eradicate heresy and disbelief, but the DMs wife turned out to be an aspirational murder hobo so I had to turn him into a pragmatist immediately to mitigate her desire to try and kill anyone who didn't treat her like the fricking queen

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My artificer is the most religious character in the party. To the point that they thought I was a cleric at first

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