How the FRICK was I supposed to figure this out?

How the FRICK was I supposed to figure this out?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody did. we all checked a guide for this one and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the second or third claw I found that gave me the answer because I fus to da that b***h across the room and it landed palm up.

      Motherfrickers act like they didn't just dragon shout every house and watch shit go flying

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't tell you, I just tcl through that shit. Frick puzzles.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The journal says it's in the palm of your hand or something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      noone reads the texts in skyrim

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're reading a journal, then what is currently in your palms? Not a golden claw.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's only 33 combinations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3^3 = 27

      • 8 months ago
        Sneed

        ACKSHUALLY there are 4 options for each slot, thus 64 possible combinations. Yeah, I brute-forced it the first time.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember going full DSP
    How in the hell was anyone supposed to know? Neat trick, as it teaches you how to deal with other claw doors but wtf

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute that claw...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they knew

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing mummies in real life is pretty cool. Pictures and videos will never be the same. I wish I could touch one just to see what the skin feels like

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the same as an old pair of leather boots that nobody has disturbed for years.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're a burger go to the Muter museum. Lots of cool shit like that.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            In Philadelphia? Yeah I was there over a decade ago. Pretty cool.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide between sword 'n board or twohanded and light or heave armor. What do you prefer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter cos combat sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      two handed, no armor or magic, no skills other than combat, pure caveman moron build

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sword and Shield, heavy armor
      Grab the Spellbreaker and Dawnfang, and you’re good to go

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lightning bolts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two handed is boring, go sword 'n board. I'd always go Heavy cause Daedric armor looks cool af, but if you care about perks then go with light. At 100 light armor you get a perk that gives you a chance to avoid damage.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would try a light armor build but i wish there were more options besides fur 'n leather skirts or fancy elven shit. Would be nice if there was something more reminiscent of the armor hold guards wear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unarmed khajit with heavy armor and dragon shouts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      meta is dual wield mace dagger until you get windshear
      light armor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavy Armor with twohanded but make it battlemage

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2H + normal clothes

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get a card that tells you how to do it on the back. Your character even says "Wait a minute, that card..."

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they solve it in one of the gameplay demos Todd showed in early 2011

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the gameplay showcase

      this
      there is no control legend on the inventory screen in order to examine the items, only a base level ape-man would be low iq enough just hammer away at the input device on an item page of an inventory in order to accidentally figured out you can inspect the item visually

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no control legend on the inventory screen in order to examine the items
        huh?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the thing that tells you what options are available to use, [ (A) Confirm ] and the like

          funny that the base(d) level ape-man can figure out things that are beyond you

          i knew it before you since i watched the presentation at quakecon live, poophands

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny that the base(d) level ape-man can figure out things that are beyond you

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were supposed to see when they showed on stage how to do it.
    If you didn't see it you didn't know you could rotate objects and mashed buttons randomly / googled.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We didn’t have google back then, we had to rely on book guides. The time before the internet was wild.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skyrim was before computer existed.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only knew because I watched the gameplay reveal prior to the launch

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any games with actual puzzles? Not like dumb shit like Resident Evil or The Legend of Zelda, but legitimate puzzles that make you think? The type of shit you might actually get stumped by, turn off the game, go to sleep still thinking about it, then wake up and realize the solution.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody tell this absolute mongoloid about puzzle games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one (1)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          portal
          myst

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you now realize most people who play portal could NOT beat the inertia puzzle

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              heh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                A

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats how it would work though

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bgays already admitted they just wanna live in a looney tunes world

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats how it would work though

                Lets assume the falling building stops at the height of his waist
                Are you suggesting the upper part of his body would tear itself from him and fly from the other portal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what happened to Pinky. He went one way and his ass went the other.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I beat the game ages ago, which part are you referring to?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Objective: Name one
            >Names two

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got me, I cant. puzzle games arent real.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Talos Principle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this homie serious?
      Try Myst, it will blow your mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Witness

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Detective GUI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The first puzzle is figuring out the answer yourself. Your puzzle adventure begins now!

      Bonus: "for me, it's ________ ________"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"for me, it's ________ ________"
        Child porn apparently.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Verification not required.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love puzzles but quite often they're not done properly and just intentionally convoluted. like in genshin where the amount of trees determines the order of objects you need to activate. or one of old ass games where you have to be in the right place at the right time and click the right pixel. just complete nonsense.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only examples are gachashit and a game you imagined
        Zoomers are doomed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try puzzle agent.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathfinder has a few; or any cyan worlds games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neverhood.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you want to play puzzle games but you're not smart enough to type puzzle games into steam or pirate bay?
      ngmi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one mentioned Professor Layton

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drowned God

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo Todd

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually started lookin at the rows of statues in that room leading up to the door trying to figure out what animals they were, or symbols on the walls for a good 5 minutes before I figured out how I was actually supposed to do that and all other claw doors

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked it up on purpose because I thought Louis would look cooler with 1 hand and it's funny to see Frenchmen in pain

    verification not required

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna play as a cute mage girl
    Which schools should I pick? Modded ofc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Illusion is pretty fun. Try going for a stealth illusion build. It's fun to throw a frenzy spell on a dude and watch them beat the ever living shit outta there best friend.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the gameplay showcase

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >click each thingy twice

    works on like half the puzzles in skyrim

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morrowind was 73 years ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TESVI will be 85 years from now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeetfield was a glimpse into the future.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got past almost 10 puzzles simply due to half luck and half by believing you had to solve it by checking the enviroment (e.g. were there lots of bear in the dungeon? bear in big circle etc) until it just didnt make any sense

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when where are only 27 possible combinations you can try randomly until the door opens might as well have no door at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was like 2 minutes max of brute force, with like 7? in a long game, it didn't even matter in the grand scheme

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wait wait

    Aren't the answers under the claw? I thought the game told you that and you just had to rotate it on your inventory

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and that was too much for most players. This is why the infamous Bioshock "wait...that card" exists.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bioshock card is unironically harder than this puzzle

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What in the actual lmao
        it must suck ass being a game dev and having to factor in the stupidity of your players

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no gonna lie i had to google how to get past this door when i first played skyrim years ago

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just clip into the wall to the right of the door with a bucket or a wooden plate as there's a button there for opening the claw door

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brute force it casual

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we had Tower of Hanoi puzzles instead of these shitty captchas

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any other item other than the dragon claws that are worth it or necessary to examine in the menu?
    Came off as kind of missed potential when I never did it again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. It’s literally only for the claws and a scrapped quest with bugs in jars

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are the reason starfield was shit

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick? I was 15 when I played this first time and right on first playthrough I figured it was the ebony claw. Do mutts really?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a mystery.
    Honestly I don't even remember how I figured it out so fast but I do remember that I didn't even have to think about it

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main issue with the whole rotating to inspect the claw thing is that the mechanic is used for absolutely nothing else.

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