How the fuck are all of these people so bad at making content individually

How the fuck are all of these people so bad at making content individually

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I havent watched any of them for ages at this point. Pat was the last I watched but he's so unbearably dull without anyone else around, I don't know how he still has paypigs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out when you confine yourself in a hugbox with a bunch of yes men things start stagnating really fucking fast.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying they were good at making content TOGETHER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deadly Premonition, Ride to Hell, and Prison Break were fantastic.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French-Canadian

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch old Best Friends playthroughs
    >They make decently edgy jokes
    >Jokes about cloud morons, and making lots of black jokes to Woolie's face
    >Fast forward to The Last of Us 2 playthrough
    >Pat and Paige go on a fucking banning spree in their chat for """transphobia"""

    What the fuck happened to these people? They weren't always like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They became more mature. It'll happen to you too after you turn 18.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit got worse. You arent allowed to banter or say anything that has some chance of "insulting" some thin skinned gay without setting off the woke mob

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indoctrination. We're hitting a fever pitch.
      Weaponize people against each other so that you can steal their money more easily while also creating and deifying a class whose very existence generates a shitton of income. "Gender-affirming treatment" is immensely profitable, so trying to condition people into encouraging it is a high priority item for the ones making the money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know YOU get in trouble these days if people in your chat are saying wrongthink and you don't police it, right? If you don't want the moneytrain to stop, you have to stomp for globohomo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's not it. These people sincerely believe the garbage they're spewing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their individual content is superior to whatever they made when they were together

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking hell why does Pat bring up Suzie at every fucking possible opportunity and also constantly inviting them on the podcast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're starfucking each other, they're both le survival horror superfans so between the two of them they can corner the market on Resident Evil and Silent Hill speculation videos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fell off of liking the Let's Play format before Liam even left, but I've listened to the podcast since SBFC Ep.1 and using it to fill 2-4 hours of my time each week is just a given. CSB has its really rough spots but it's still the better half of the Friendcast at the end of the day. I don't really dare to look into much more than that although I get Woolie's Algorithm channel recommended to me often (which I guess means it's working out for him).

      I feel like I got monkey pawed for wondering why CSB never really got guests and now we're about to get three Suzie episodes in the span of half a year instead of anything resembling variety. The KojiPro composer was chill but didn't have much to say. Also,
      >Spend over 2 straight hours shitting on Bayonetta 3 and do everything short of calling it a bad game (even then they said it was worse than nuGoW and Pat was talking about how it's worse than DmC)
      >an episode or two later without Suzie on the podcast they basically admit that they still think Bayo 3 is one of the best games of 2022 and just their least favorite of the trilogy, implicitly admitting that they played up their distaste for Suzie's sake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck can Pat think Bayo 3 is better than Elden Ring? I fucking hate Elden Ring and even I think that's insane.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't think that, the context was:
          >Letter comes in asking if Pat & Woolie have realized that Bayonetta is a C-tier series after shitting on 3
          >Their response is that they still love 1&2, and still think 3 is a very good game, but were disappointed by 3 because they hold 1&2 in high regard; Bayo 3 taking a ton of inspiration from DMC5 only to be worse than DMC5 in every way it did so also soured them on it
          >Pat explicitly says that while he had a ton of problems with the game it's still got some of the best (not THE best) combat of any game released that year; previously he said it's a 6.5-7/10 game overall before the 2-hour roast of the game that'd have you believe they thought it sucked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck can Pat think Bayo 3 is better than Elden Ring? I fucking hate Elden Ring and even I think that's insane.

        He doesn't think that, the context was:
        >Letter comes in asking if Pat & Woolie have realized that Bayonetta is a C-tier series after shitting on 3
        >Their response is that they still love 1&2, and still think 3 is a very good game, but were disappointed by 3 because they hold 1&2 in high regard; Bayo 3 taking a ton of inspiration from DMC5 only to be worse than DMC5 in every way it did so also soured them on it
        >Pat explicitly says that while he had a ton of problems with the game it's still got some of the best (not THE best) combat of any game released that year; previously he said it's a 6.5-7/10 game overall before the 2-hour roast of the game that'd have you believe they thought it sucked

        The sad thing is that while the story of 3 is awful they ragged on it big time like it mattered that much. 2 beats 3 in story and aesthetics but is the worse action game at its core, the story quality only matters so much for a series like this.

        It's not unique to them either but "I don't care if Bayonetta is straight, I just don't want her to be with Luka" is a really common sentiment that I don't get, then Woolie's take of "Luka is the beta orbiter fantasy of being the only guy in sight when his crush decides to settle down" followed by Pat's "Luka groomed little Cereza" bit (which makes no sense even within the convoluted space-time shit the series has) just doubled down into stupidity. At least other people just said they didn't like Luka enough to see him with Bayo.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt's non-What Happened shit used to be decent, but he's fallen off recently. Even Sonic Frontiers was boring, but I think that was more of the game's problem.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Video games, stupid gay, VIDEO GAMES.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woolie
    Low IQ, refuses to accept it's a job. Refuses to open a patreon because it would "create expectations". Would rather work 16 hours a day running around like a retard if it means saving 1 hour writing a plan.

    >Matt
    Low IQ, only good for video editing. Regurgitates wiki articles and panders to manbabies.

    >Pat
    Low IQ, has evolved into a slug creature. Spends all day streaming, screaming like a lunatic at games for his sad audience that wishes being aggressive and abrasive isn't just another form of being socially awkward.

    >Liam
    Low IQ, a miserable little ball of anxiety and self-loathing. At least he actually made a game.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matt at least made the podcast bearable. Pat & Woolie had to integrate witch chat during podcasts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      80% of the best Friendcast episodes ever are the ones without Matt present. Liam and/or a guest tied the dynamic together. The only moments that really needed Matt were jokes at his expense like "How can you say you have enough black friends when your total is only 3/5ths?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even when Matt wasn't there they still followed the 'no reading twitch chat' rule which led to genuine and hilarious moments.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You anonbros still here?

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