remove the retrded gimmicky sports uniforms
outright erase milo and start over, give the job to someone not moronic
redraw literally of their official art, what the FRICK happened in 2019?
Change the nature of the Galar league to be more corrupt, Leon being a popular face for the league which hides what people like Chairman Rose are doing behind the scenes. Have the Gym Leaders serve as both representatives of the league in-turn being important figures in their respective cities and towns while also having varying levels of awareness about what's really going on in the league.
For a character like Milo he might be wholly unaware and just acts as a sort of more local face for the organization compared to Leon. Nessa and Raihan might have a mutual beneficial relationship with the league, using their position to influence their interests (Nessa's role in the fashion industry and Raihan being kept as a notably powerful trainer in Galar), Kabu and Opal might be aware but reluctant with Kabu going on simply out of some misguided honour or loyalty whereas Opal would actively be against the League but not in such a direct way as Piers, the latter who would only really be in the league because the uproar from Spikemuth would be too great. Bea/Allister could be an end result of Rose's goal with Bede showing how impressionable younger trainers can replace the previous leaders when they fall out of favour with the Chairman or the rest of the league. Gordie/Melony could be also aware with them using the influence of the league to gain favour for their otherwise remote and isolated settlement of Circhester.
Course this wouldn't happen in a mainline game given the nature of the plots Pokemon tells nowadays.
Nah, they're one of the few things from SwSh that don't need to be fixed. The Gym Leaders were all pretty memorable this time around, save for maybe one. I guess they'd be fixed if they were in a better game though.
>how would you fix them?
They have no personality.
They're just like Nascar drivers at that point. The only difference is that the numbers, logos, etc. are meaningless flair that they wear and serve no intrinsic purpose other than to gloss over their personalities.
I mean jesus fricking christ, let's go back to Gen 1 for a hot second, Red/Blue/Yellow.
Lt. Surge is a man who comes from a militaristic background. He's depicted as hard as nails, won't let go of his hardened past by way of continuing to wear militaristic clothing, and has the demeanor of a drill instructor, so his personality isn't lacking in that regard when speaking to him.
Compare him to any of these other pimple-faced losers and you can't tell who or what the frick they even are. You have a prima-dona over on the far left, an old geezer who doesn't want to retire from fighting yet looks fricking sick of it, a goth child, a Black person, a grandma, a Black person but a wench, and chronic baby-face.
All of Sw/Sh's characters are irredeemable and have no personality, and only by ditching the sports gear and letting them wear their typical attire will they even START to gain personality, since we already have a trove of prima-donas, old geezers who have seen it all, goth kids, Black folk, and old women.
The only thing that is really new are Black person women and chronic baby-face characters, and those aren't good enough character traits.
If you're going to shitpost at least put some effort into it. We literally know more about the Galar league members and their personalities and personal lives than literally every other region's league members.
Hearsay doesn't count when it comes to fleshing out a character's personality. That is something entirely dependent on the character themselves.
Otherwise, you get a situation where npcs embellish on details and when you meet them, it entirely subverts your expectations.
In the case of the Galar Gym Leaders, all you get are exposition by NPCs telling you everything about them, right down to the little nuances such as what they eat. All of this is purely to fill in the gaps that would otherwise exist, and it's a travesty that this shit would happen at all.
You get multiple interactions with the entire roster during the main storyline AND the post-game, but yeah, keep trying to play this dumb revisionistic game. Have fun with all your fascinating and profound gen 1 personalities, eg: >Welcome to my POKéMON GYM, [PLAYER]! We shall battle to see who is the strongest POKéMON TRAINER! >You have won, [PLAYER]. Take this BADGE as proof of your victory.
>You get multiple interactions with the entire roster during the main storyline AND the post-game
Then why the frick are they still more forgettable than literally any of the other gym leaders?
You have to have either never played any of the other games to not know who they are and are just being willfully ignorant of how simple their personalities were constructed, or are just fricking plain old ignorant of how dry the Galar leaders are just conceptually.
>aids skrillix in 2022 >saying cracker and talking about racism in the US makes you reverse kkk
Thrilling and convincing
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but are you aware that it's the CURRENT YEAR???
bruh.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>>but are you aware that it's the CURRENT YEAR???
Guess I'll throw some Bush era meme at you then and call it a day.
I wouldn't be surprised if this video was made by you and you're shilling here, no one outside Ganker would spout this shit
[...]
Liberalism is the only way to utopia on earth, leftism is the only way to utopia. Your ideology will never succeed. Hasanabi and Ethan Klein are right
>Liberalism is the only way to utopia on earth,
Cringe >leftism is the only way to utopia
Based
[...]
Liberalism is the only way to utopia on earth, leftism is the only way to utopia. Your ideology will never succeed. Hasanabi and Ethan Klein are right
My utopia isn't where homosexuals and trannies calling the shots. My utopia is where homosexuals and trannies getting shot in the head.
call raihan a weather expert instead of dragon. give him a better city and more involvement in the story. Give swsh a completely new story that doesn't suck ass so bad that literally every single person on this planet hates it
Make Raihan bigger
Make Kabu smaller
Make Raihan's shorts either shorter or longer, Either tease properly or dont bother
Make Plant-Dude Raihan's height ffs
Make Allister legal or just remove him and replace him with Gordie.
Make Gordie not fat
Make battles with female gym leaders optional but make Old Fairy even more batshit to incentivize
The things Nessa does to Sonia >works/35806747
The Ebony and Ivory Gaming Sex Party on ao3, tagged under BFLM >Nessa/Sonia >Betilla/Holly Luya >Sheva Alomar/Rebecca Chambers >Elena (Street Fighter)/Rainbow Mika >Mew/Piranha >Shinobu Jacobs/Sylvia Christel >Marina/Pearl (Splatoon) >Angel (King of Fighters)/Dolores >Emilie "Lili" de Rochefort/Master Raven >Min Min/Twintelle (ARMS)
and its prequel, Wild and Silly Gaming Sex Party >works/33275248 >Onion | Allister & Saitou | Bea >Kat/cai (gravity rush) >Bayonetta/Loki (Bayonetta) >Miles "Tails" Prower/Rouge the Bat >Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda) >Palutena/Pit (Kid Icarus) >2B/9S (NieR: Automata) >Amada Ken/Kirijo Mitsuru >Kumatora/Lucas (Mother 3) >Isabella "Ivy" Valentine/Klonoa >Chun-Li/Mega Man >Asriel Dreemurr & Toriel
remove the retrded gimmicky sports uniforms
outright erase milo and start over, give the job to someone not moronic
redraw literally of their official art, what the FRICK happened in 2019?
Milo is literally bulbasaur if he human
that's not good
there's nothing to fix
Remove the Granny and put in an actual Waifu or husbando.
Frick off. Grandma is one of the better ones.
She’s shit and all anyone cares about her for is that she kidnaps other children.
Shut up, Bede.
>Move Kabu to Hoenn
>Erase the others along with the rest of G*lar
Change the nature of the Galar league to be more corrupt, Leon being a popular face for the league which hides what people like Chairman Rose are doing behind the scenes. Have the Gym Leaders serve as both representatives of the league in-turn being important figures in their respective cities and towns while also having varying levels of awareness about what's really going on in the league.
For a character like Milo he might be wholly unaware and just acts as a sort of more local face for the organization compared to Leon. Nessa and Raihan might have a mutual beneficial relationship with the league, using their position to influence their interests (Nessa's role in the fashion industry and Raihan being kept as a notably powerful trainer in Galar), Kabu and Opal might be aware but reluctant with Kabu going on simply out of some misguided honour or loyalty whereas Opal would actively be against the League but not in such a direct way as Piers, the latter who would only really be in the league because the uproar from Spikemuth would be too great. Bea/Allister could be an end result of Rose's goal with Bede showing how impressionable younger trainers can replace the previous leaders when they fall out of favour with the Chairman or the rest of the league. Gordie/Melony could be also aware with them using the influence of the league to gain favour for their otherwise remote and isolated settlement of Circhester.
Course this wouldn't happen in a mainline game given the nature of the plots Pokemon tells nowadays.
Oh great, a romhack writer found the thread and completely ignored the fricking prompt to write their autistic essay out instead.
Nah, they're one of the few things from SwSh that don't need to be fixed. The Gym Leaders were all pretty memorable this time around, save for maybe one. I guess they'd be fixed if they were in a better game though.
Keep allister, nessa, and gordie. Wipe the rest out from existence
Make it so you can only use the same amount of mons they use. Like, why is that not a thing already? Hell, not even fangames do that
Give them six pokemon in their rematches. With held items and competent movesets
Give them casual clothes.
By impregnating Nesa
>how would you fix them?
They have no personality.
They're just like Nascar drivers at that point. The only difference is that the numbers, logos, etc. are meaningless flair that they wear and serve no intrinsic purpose other than to gloss over their personalities.
I mean jesus fricking christ, let's go back to Gen 1 for a hot second, Red/Blue/Yellow.
Lt. Surge is a man who comes from a militaristic background. He's depicted as hard as nails, won't let go of his hardened past by way of continuing to wear militaristic clothing, and has the demeanor of a drill instructor, so his personality isn't lacking in that regard when speaking to him.
Compare him to any of these other pimple-faced losers and you can't tell who or what the frick they even are. You have a prima-dona over on the far left, an old geezer who doesn't want to retire from fighting yet looks fricking sick of it, a goth child, a Black person, a grandma, a Black person but a wench, and chronic baby-face.
All of Sw/Sh's characters are irredeemable and have no personality, and only by ditching the sports gear and letting them wear their typical attire will they even START to gain personality, since we already have a trove of prima-donas, old geezers who have seen it all, goth kids, Black folk, and old women.
The only thing that is really new are Black person women and chronic baby-face characters, and those aren't good enough character traits.
If you're going to shitpost at least put some effort into it. We literally know more about the Galar league members and their personalities and personal lives than literally every other region's league members.
Hearsay doesn't count when it comes to fleshing out a character's personality. That is something entirely dependent on the character themselves.
Otherwise, you get a situation where npcs embellish on details and when you meet them, it entirely subverts your expectations.
In the case of the Galar Gym Leaders, all you get are exposition by NPCs telling you everything about them, right down to the little nuances such as what they eat. All of this is purely to fill in the gaps that would otherwise exist, and it's a travesty that this shit would happen at all.
You get multiple interactions with the entire roster during the main storyline AND the post-game, but yeah, keep trying to play this dumb revisionistic game. Have fun with all your fascinating and profound gen 1 personalities, eg:
>Welcome to my POKéMON GYM, [PLAYER]! We shall battle to see who is the strongest POKéMON TRAINER!
>You have won, [PLAYER]. Take this BADGE as proof of your victory.
>You get multiple interactions with the entire roster during the main storyline AND the post-game
Then why the frick are they still more forgettable than literally any of the other gym leaders?
You have to have either never played any of the other games to not know who they are and are just being willfully ignorant of how simple their personalities were constructed, or are just fricking plain old ignorant of how dry the Galar leaders are just conceptually.
>Then why the frick are they still more forgettable than literally any of the other gym leaders?
You forgot Kalos bro
like this:
Kys /misc/gay neo nazi trump lost
dilate
Liberalism is the only way to utopia on earth, leftism is the only way to utopia. Your ideology will never succeed. Hasanabi and Ethan Klein are right
My utopia isn't where homosexuals and trannies calling the shots. My utopia is where homosexuals and trannies getting shot in the head.
Both of them are dumb hypocrites though
>skip to about halfway mark
>Waaaaah racism bad
>BTW FRICK WYTE PIPO
>aids skrillix in 2022
>saying cracker and talking about racism in the US makes you reverse kkk
Thrilling and convincing
>but are you aware that it's the CURRENT YEAR???
bruh.
>>but are you aware that it's the CURRENT YEAR???
Guess I'll throw some Bush era meme at you then and call it a day.
I wouldn't be surprised if this video was made by you and you're shilling here, no one outside Ganker would spout this shit
not enough Black threads for you?
Cringe
Based
>Liberalism is the only way to utopia on earth,
Cringe
>leftism is the only way to utopia
Based
cmon guys its not that hard
Remove the Tik-Toker shit
>Nessa, Raihan, The Emo kid
Peg gym leader's level range with MC's level range. Doing just this will fix everything's wrong with Pokemon since Gen 2's power creep issues
call raihan a weather expert instead of dragon. give him a better city and more involvement in the story. Give swsh a completely new story that doesn't suck ass so bad that literally every single person on this planet hates it
Weather is not a type, idiot
Swap out the granny for Bea/Alister so you can meet and fight both.
Make Raihan bigger
Make Kabu smaller
Make Raihan's shorts either shorter or longer, Either tease properly or dont bother
Make Plant-Dude Raihan's height ffs
Make Allister legal or just remove him and replace him with Gordie.
Make Gordie not fat
Make battles with female gym leaders optional but make Old Fairy even more batshit to incentivize
>Make Allister legal
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e-girlsho is trash
>Make Allister legal
coward
The things Nessa does to Sonia
>works/35806747
The Ebony and Ivory Gaming Sex Party on ao3, tagged under BFLM
>Nessa/Sonia
>Betilla/Holly Luya
>Sheva Alomar/Rebecca Chambers
>Elena (Street Fighter)/Rainbow Mika
>Mew/Piranha
>Shinobu Jacobs/Sylvia Christel
>Marina/Pearl (Splatoon)
>Angel (King of Fighters)/Dolores
>Emilie "Lili" de Rochefort/Master Raven
>Min Min/Twintelle (ARMS)
and its prequel, Wild and Silly Gaming Sex Party
>works/33275248
>Onion | Allister & Saitou | Bea
>Kat/cai (gravity rush)
>Bayonetta/Loki (Bayonetta)
>Miles "Tails" Prower/Rouge the Bat
>Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
>Palutena/Pit (Kid Icarus)
>2B/9S (NieR: Automata)
>Amada Ken/Kirijo Mitsuru
>Kumatora/Lucas (Mother 3)
>Isabella "Ivy" Valentine/Klonoa
>Chun-Li/Mega Man
>Asriel Dreemurr & Toriel