How would you make a modern Oregon Trail game that appeals to current audiences?

How would you make a modern Oregon Trail game that appeals to current audiences?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    travelling cross coxntry to get an abortion while trying to escape drumpf's paramilitaries

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the plot of life is strange 2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't give Naughty Dog and Rockstar ideas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ """""""""humor"""""""""

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And then just a week later all 6 million are reaffirmed in their beliefs about women being vapid prostitutes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        It's happening!

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXV

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oregon Trail where Kansas and Nebraska are expansive and beautiful, Wyoming is mostly empty and Idaho and Oregon are just corridors.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nebraska isn't beautiful.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it is. i can stand on top of my car and see the entire state

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, now. Western Nebraska has some hills.
            Not many, but as a hick who lived on the east side his whole life, it was pretty neat to see when I visited the two sights this state has to see.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just modernize it. You have a pretty open but straight forward map. Going off the path just forces you to die, get fricked moron. It's not called the California Path. Hunting and Indian Raids can become events along with caravans, camps, and the multiple bases you checkpoint at. It's not hard to conceptualize but doing it wrong would be embarrassing because it seems so straightforward. To me at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indians are the good guys.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not from the perspective of US authorized land owners, Little Feather.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >israeli landlords are the good guys when they kill redskins

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day commie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Catch a minie, Little Feather.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >US authorized
          Also known as fricking squatters to the natives.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the natives that sold their land, or the natives that teamed up with the US to get revenge on other tribes that fricked them up in the past? There was no such thing as a Native American people, there were tons of different tribes with different cultures, traditions, and even some genetic differences between groups. You apologists who treat them all like the same people are unironically erasing their races and history.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no such thing as native american
              Where the frick did I say they were the same.

              Also selling land at gunpoint, under duress, or using bribed and false representatives is not a mutual trade.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's literally what happened every time. Also, the indians never raped, enslaved, or lied to each other. The white man invented all of that. It was a peaceful, prosperous land before the damn Europeans arrived

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So since the indians committed sin that means europeans have a divine right to genocide them and steal their land? I preferred when Europeans just called them savages and stole like the bullies they are,, more direct.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They genocided each other and stole each other's land all the time. Euros were just better at it

                also there was no organized genocide of Native Americans, despite what people believe. quite the contrary, actually, the US military killed US civilians more than once for breaking treaties with indians

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they did not, they warred, but wholesale genocide was done by Europeans on a massive scale which is incomparable.

                Also yes there was organized genocides, the whole invention of the Rangers was an irregular warfare unit meant to hunt down native villages, burn it, rape it, scalp everyone. Regular campaigns were made to destroy ethnic groups. Go ask the seminole.

                There are books and tons of historical testimony that disprove you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're cherrypicking. natives also cleansed entire white settlements and families, with organized groups. But they lost.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cherrypicking the american indian wars? Cope, the documents prove the atrocity.

                Also of course the murdered white villages, to them they were illegal squatters in their land, who wanted the natives removed. Want me to squat in your home while an armed guard surrounds me?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so it's only genocide if you win? Natives also broke treaties and attacked people they'd agreed to leave alone. There was political nonsense going on between the various tribes as well. If somebody murdered your whole family, you'd probably be kinda mad about it, right? Well that happened to people on both sides, but only the Euros are evil for feeling like that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also of course the murdered white villages, to them they were illegal squatters in their land, who wanted the natives removed
                Even the most zealous anti-illegal immigrant people don't want to see Mexicans rounded up and shot for "squatting on US soil"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, you've never been to Texas. My in-laws are Texan and I'm pretty sure they genuinely want every Mexican strung up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sure a decent fraction of the small minority of texans that aren't fat brown indians would agree

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the documents prove the atrocity.
                because the Native Americans didn't have documents, they just carved shit into cliffs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.realclearscience.com/lists/frightening_tales_from_archaeology/massacre_torture_colorado.html

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't need a right. We did it because we could.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're an butthole for it.

                so it's only genocide if you win? Natives also broke treaties and attacked people they'd agreed to leave alone. There was political nonsense going on between the various tribes as well. If somebody murdered your whole family, you'd probably be kinda mad about it, right? Well that happened to people on both sides, but only the Euros are evil for feeling like that

                The treaties were awful concessions in the first place that denied natives their homeland and health, them being told not to continue their ancient way of life was tanamount to a slow death, of course they'd break them.

                >Also of course the murdered white villages, to them they were illegal squatters in their land, who wanted the natives removed
                Even the most zealous anti-illegal immigrant people don't want to see Mexicans rounded up and shot for "squatting on US soil"

                US sees Mexico as a fellow country, the US saw natives as a problem to be gotten rid of.

                >the documents prove the atrocity.
                because the Native Americans didn't have documents, they just carved shit into cliffs

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Fort_Laramie_(1851)
                Look what the US thought of so called treaties.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, trying to integrate them is genocide, also giving them land and letting them make their own laws on their land is genocide. What, exactly, ISN'T genocide?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Respecting their boundaries and not trying to take every inch of land? Realizing Manifest Destiny is a cultish ideal that America had a "divine right: to all of North America? Parlaying with them as you would another equal nation?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you know what the oldest red wine made in america is?

                i want muh land back. HEYA HIYA HOYA

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >equal nation
                But they weren't equal and they weren't a nation. They were a bunch of warring tribes. Some of them were more peaceful than others, yeah, but none of them were equal. Once again you reveal your ignorance with this idea of some Native American nation. To this day some tribes still hate each other over ancient conflicts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Genocide of nonwhites is good. Stop moralgayging.
                >The treaties were awful concessions in the first place that denied natives their homeland and health, them being told not to continue their ancient way of life was tanamount to a slow death, of course they'd break them.
                Oh my god who gives a frick?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you cry every time you see the white demographic shrink in the US, huh Goebbels?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you punch a stranger, I don't really care. If you punch me, then I do care.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >them being told not to continue their ancient way of life was tanamount to a slow death
                Realistically, it had to happen some time. You can't stay untouched hunter-gatherers forever while the rest of the human race advances. At best you become a zoo exhibit, at worst you become another land of poverty and misery that the 1st world has to send aid and medicine to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The latter would at least be preferable, if they suffer so be it, "live free or die" was it? It would be by their own hands.

                >equal nation
                But they weren't equal and they weren't a nation. They were a bunch of warring tribes. Some of them were more peaceful than others, yeah, but none of them were equal. Once again you reveal your ignorance with this idea of some Native American nation. To this day some tribes still hate each other over ancient conflicts.

                They were nations, moron, they had varying governments from councils to single chiefs to literal confederacy.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iroquois
                What do you call this? How is this different from say the United Arab Emirates?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                remember when the Huron genocided their 'fellow tribes' from modern day montreal to illinois?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is hilarious! Considering the "first world" never became such until they plundered the new world.
                Europe was stuck in constant cycles of famine, a fricked economy and extreme poverty. It's not until they started exporting new crops and materials that they pulled themselves out of irrelevance.
                So in an event where euro colonization didn't happen, Europe would be a shit hole. So there can be no alternate reality where Native America are something we would have to send "aid" to because there would be no first world countries in the first place.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Europe was stuck in constant cycles of famine, a fricked economy and extreme poverty
                >implying

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is unequivocally true though, Europeans were saved by crops like corn and potatoes from the vicious cycles of malnutrition and famine. I think people forget that most of Europe isn't "fertile" especially for large sums of wheat. Potatoes and corn were far heartier than anything else and could produce massive yields similar to wheat. It's what fueled and fed their struggling populations.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                was stuck in constant cycles of famine, a fricked economy and extreme poverty
                yes and its not even a joke
                like this anon says

                This is unequivocally true though, Europeans were saved by crops like corn and potatoes from the vicious cycles of malnutrition and famine. I think people forget that most of Europe isn't "fertile" especially for large sums of wheat. Potatoes and corn were far heartier than anything else and could produce massive yields similar to wheat. It's what fueled and fed their struggling populations.

                it was also a reason why industrial evolution happen(also a reason of over population in china, india and africa and even china floods is caused by it)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is unequivocally true though, Europeans were saved by crops like corn and potatoes from the vicious cycles of malnutrition and famine. I think people forget that most of Europe isn't "fertile" especially for large sums of wheat. Potatoes and corn were far heartier than anything else and could produce massive yields similar to wheat. It's what fueled and fed their struggling populations.

                Sounds like God smiled on Europe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds like God smiled on Europe.
                on israelites especially
                usa was and is a blight on Europe, judeo golem that only exist to profit from misery of fellow white man

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This is hilarious! Considering the "first world" never became such until they plundered the new world.
                Surely they had to be somewhat advanced to start with to be able to sail around the world "plundering" places. And what exactly is there to plunder? Gold/silver? If it did nothing for the people who got plundered, why would you think it was so useful to the Europeans?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when you steal and extract so much silver at the expense of slaves and natives you frick your own economy
                LOL
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_revolution

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this meant to support the argument you're making? I asked you a question

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shipmaking, good Iron, and pack animals are what gave Europeans like 95 percent of their edge. In places like Asia, shipbuilding was lesser and places with bad iron had to workarounds, it wasn't a universal thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shipmaking, good Iron, and pack animals are what gave Europeans like 95 percent of their edge
                When'd they get that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                from wakanda obviously, jk
                from Phoenicians... I mean israelites

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything plundered doesn't have to be a shiny metal. Most of what was useful were the domestic crops taken from the new world and wood from the old growth forests and also obviously the land itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my point though.
                Those developments only happened after the conquest of the Americas
                So it's hilarious to theory craft a timeline where Europe somehow became relevant without the colonization of the Americas and developed similarly to form those alliances only now to send "aid" to the poor Native American savages.
                I think you're just failing to understand that and the underlying humour behind it.

                >Europe was only rich because they went to the new world and stole everything
                Why weren't the indians rich and powerful if they had it all from the start?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why didn't people who had an entirely different way of life, culture and philosophical thought utilize resources in specific way which is emblematic of modernity, which I call "progress" and assume is inherently good.

                Gee, I dunno.
                It's a tough one to sort that out.
                I could say the same, though only for the stifling agricultural systems that Europeans employed. Why did they think monocultural farming, even with minimal crop rotation was consistently the best? It produced countless famines, led to untold deaths and failed only supported by other technological developments that acted as bandaids.
                Why didn't they employ permaculture systems that are inherently more resilient. The natives in South America had amazingly advanced permaculture systems which enabled them to field massive populations that surpassed the size of European cities.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So then it wasn't the resources, it was the different way of life, culture, and philosophical thought. They already had a higher level of development. They were successful to begin with and only expanded upon their successes with further resources from abroad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's easy for you to say without also bringing up that they again, suffered a massive loss of population. They were recovering from the own black death, while still being hunter gatherers or at best kings. But they did utilize the resources they were given from Europe, it just manifested in a different way than what you're thinking due to their circumstances.
                Tons of farming tribes suddenly became nomadic horsemen due to them not having the skills/population anymore to sustain farming villages
                Suddenly weaker tribes had guns and could fight back which flew their political balance out of wack.
                Basically, while recoiling from an apocalyptic event like any human they adapted to survive. Rummaging in the rubble of what was lost, making a living while the white man encroaches.
                You are trying to imply people's who had the organizational foundations of their traditional society crumble before them should have just "picked themselves up by their bootstraps"
                This is utterly insane, I don't know why you have to pick and choose or play the game of infantilizing them or assuming they were incompetent. Why is it so unbelievable for these people to be just as competent as any other humans? Only destroyed by their "complacency" in a "game of civilization" they didn't know they were playing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You say "they had their own black death" as of Europeans didn't have... the Black Death.
                They were still way more advanced, more technologically developed. There wasn't even signs of progress with the indian tribes in thousands of years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They had some pretty cool tricks. Like, when building small boats, instead of putting a lot of pieces together and then coating it with tar or something to make it watertight, they'd just take one big log and carefully burn it into the shape of a boat, which made something very sturdy and buoyant. The crop rotation idea was also new to (most) Europeans.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Signs of progress relative to what?
                Who defines what progress is?
                To you it's a game of civilization where you're building up to the (now)
                But that's not at all how technology or "progress" works.
                Also, I'm only making a comparison to the black death so people understand this wasn't a walk in the park. It was actually worse than it, all things considered.
                Since they had entire cultures and generations completely killed off. Meaning that oral traditions became muddied and the passed down knowledge started to become lost.
                Where in Europe some towns might have been abandoned, in the Americas it meant entire peoples. Gone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brings us back to "sitting around doing nothing" and your argument was that Europe was no better off than the indians and only magically became successful after obtaining the resources the indians already had for thousands of years

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO HECKIN STARVE AND FREEZE ITS MUH CULTURINO AAAAHHHHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some were. Look at the Iroquois Confederacy, the Pueblo. That's to say nothing of South American civilizations with famous names children recognize.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if they were cool, why'd they get conquered?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool isn't immunity to being btfo'd. Look at the Romans. I'm just saying they didn't sit around pulling their pud for hundreds of years. Some were very successful.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ you children are so fricking moronic about everything.
                The terms First/Second/Third word are terms that were created during the cold war to identify which phere of influence you were in.
                The first world was the west/nato countries.
                The second world was the soviet sphere.
                The third world was everyone else.
                It has frick all to do with economics or human development and is just about which side of the cold war you were on.
                You people sound like fricking idiots when you insist on using vocabulary you don't understand.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my point though.
                Those developments only happened after the conquest of the Americas
                So it's hilarious to theory craft a timeline where Europe somehow became relevant without the colonization of the Americas and developed similarly to form those alliances only now to send "aid" to the poor Native American savages.
                I think you're just failing to understand that and the underlying humour behind it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one cares about that anymore
                everyone on here is still only concerned with 1st world issues both the historical meaning and the new meaning
                get over yourself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Europeans were so pathetic. But then...what does that say about the indians?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn bro.. it's almost like they were recovering from a massive disease outbreak that absolutely destroyed them.
                Euros are the only people who would see entire abandoned settlements, countless dead/dying natives and think to themselves "God did this for me :)" absolute psychopaths.
                Where other races might show compassion with intent to help or preserve other humans the Anglo only thinks of personal greed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                name one race that would've come across that and not tried to benefit from it

                btw the Euros did help them...if they accepted Jesus Christ into their hearts (and paid taxes)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mayflower settlers literally set up shop in Squanto's old deserted village, god did this
                Why Squanto put up with them, I don't know.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >settlers land
                >start starving
                >only survive barely when they rob old stashes of food left by disease wiped indios
                >get feed and taught how to grow food by idnios
                >as a gratitude act they wipe them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh wheat no grow here
                >Indians show hoe fishing for mussels work, gib squash and corn
                >The second the first generation dies, time for death war

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh wheat no grow here
                >Indians show hoe fishing for mussels work, gib squash and corn
                >The second the first generation dies, time for death war

                "ayo red man, why crops no grow!!"
                "You did somefin' red man, work that witch black magic. "

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're such "shitholes" that they manage to control nearly the entire world. Riddle me this, how does a shithole conquer the entire world?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans were building giant cathedrals when brown manlets everywhere were still playing in the mud like moronic toddlers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They weren't though.
                When the spanish got to south america they brought their diseases with them that killed 95% of the population in the Americas.
                Prior to that they had an HDI better than anywhere in europe.
                I know you're a moronic edgy teenager but you genuinely have no idea what they frick you're talking about.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Viruses to which the europeans were immune to after centuries of adaptation. Are you trying to imply that european men were all sickly and dying?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you pretend to be stupid for long enough, then you're not really pretending anymore.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not really proof of anything, in terms of development, medicine, etc. Euros had resistance to diseases that they didn't, and vice versa, because they'd never been exposed to it. As another example, Euros are very susceptible to malaria, while many Africans are resistant to it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trying way too hard. You're entering kang territory. Of course the unga bunga that couldn't be bothered to discover wheels or metallurgy in between two mass ritual human sacrifices were superior to the big meany stupid whitey. Its all written in the doodles that made their literature. They were only ten years away from becoming a type II civilization. Superpower by 1530. Then the virus came. Unfortunately they didn't practice social distancing and Russian bots promoted anti vaxers propaganda which destroyed the rules based order of our democracy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this happened too
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Joel_Glanton
                Glanton organization
                After the summer of 1849, Glanton and his employees were hired by Mexican authorities to eliminate Apaches in northern Mexico and what is now part of the Southwestern United States. For increased income, their organization scalped peaceful agricultural American Indians and Mexicans to claim the bounty for scalps. The soldier and memoirist Samuel Chamberlain claimed he worked as a member of the organization. According to Chamberlain, Glanton's second-in-command was a Texian known as Judge Holden. Reneging on their contracts, the state of Chihuahua put a bounty on the heads of the organization, declaring them outlaws in December 1849.[1] Chihuahuan authorities drove them out to Sonora. Eventually, they wore out their Sonaran welcome, then moved north into the Arizona territory.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the indians did it too
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Fort_William_Henry#Massacre

                Montcalm, before agreeing to these terms, tried to make sure that his Indian allies understood them and that the chiefs would undertake to restrain their men. The process was complicated by the diversity within the Indian camp, which included some warriors who spoke languages that were not understood by any European present. The British garrison was then evacuated from the fort to the entrenched camp, and Monro was quartered in the French camp. The Indians then entered the fort and plundered it and butchered some of the wounded and the sick left behind by the British.[32] The French guards posted around the entrenched camp were only somewhat successful at keeping the Indians out of that area, and it took much effort to prevent plunder and scalping there. Montcalm and Monro initially planned to march the prisoners south the following morning, but after seeing the Indian bloodlust, they decided to attempt the march that night.

                The next morning, even before the British column had begun to form up for the march to Fort Edward, the Indians renewed attacks on the largely defenceless British. At 5 a.m., Indians entered huts in the fort that housed wounded British, who were supposed to be under the care of French doctors, and the Indians killed and scalped them.[33] Monro complained that the terms of capitulation had been violated, but his contingent was forced to surrender some of its baggage to be able even to begin the march. As the British marched off, they were harassed by the swarming Indians, who snatched at them, grabbed for weapons and clothing, and pulled away with force those that resisted their actions, including many of the women, children, servants, and slaves.[33] As the last of the men left the encampment, a war whoop sounded, and a contingent of Abenaki warriors seized several men at the rear of the column.[33]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Americans did it way more and has a plan of action for it. Some indian braves slaughtering their enemies, probably on a fort built on their land, is bad but not like the scale of devastation wrought by europeans.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You and I both know that if the Native Americans had the technology and the organization, they would have invaded Europe in exactly the same manner, especially if they showed up right after the Black Plague (which was roughly the same situation in North America when Euros arrived)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > baw it was war but whitey shouldnt have defended themselves
                the europeans wanted to escape the tyranny of their homelands
                the west was the only way to achieve freedom for themselves
                and also you dont actually know that the le europeans did it more - youre just a self hating leftist grasping at straws

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Escape the tyranny of their homelands by murdering innocent native villages? Sounds like a shitty, awful people, maybe they don't need freedom if that's what they do with it.

                Also lol, look at the reservations and indian pops of today and do some basic history, the Americans and Europeans did it way more, MAGAt.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                destroy your computer right now hypocrite
                give all you own to the indians right now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope and Seethe, you live on stolen land and benefit from horrific sins commited by your ancestors. White man not the perfect race after all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                none of this offends me
                history would not have been better if europeans stayed in their homelands
                and i realize now youre just on a larp
                good on you still being able to have fun in a fashion, i suppose

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the people of Sentinel Island.
                That would be the injuns today if White people never showed up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And you're an butthole for it.
                Then that means that every single ethnic group, culture, and civilization throughout human history are also buttholes. Nothing we did was exceptionally egregious or bad it’s just the norm. Pretending it isn’t just makes you look moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Anyone who studied history beyond the high school level can tell you that people made up all sorts of reasons to wage war. A while ago it was civilizing german barbarians. Yesterday it was bringing democracy to destablized middle eastern countries.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also selling land at gunpoint, under duress, or using bribed and false representatives is not a mutual trade.
                It was a long time before white people were any kind of threat to the Indians. Until the railroad started construction, Indians were more concerned with each other and would ally with the whites to reinforce their armies and attack other tribes (typically to take over the land)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they were the good guys they would have won.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the rightful owners
            >sit around doing nothing

            >the squatters
            >build up and develop the land into massive, thriving cities with clean running water, ample food, medicine, plumbing, and electricity

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rightful Owner's land
              SOUL

              >the Squatter's land
              SOULLESS

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You should probably give up your house to someone that'll actually develop it into thriving real estate instead of just sitting around shitposting in it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not knowing that the natives cultivated agriculture, but settlers hated it because it wasn't monocultural wheat
              >not knowing that natives had dedicated forest tenders and hunting reserves that settlers stole and assumed were always there
              >not knowing about native tree burns that kept the nature and soil in check
              "doing nothing" sorry the weren't adding Walmarts and Hobby Lobbies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they now have their own reservations with no war or violence, free to pursue any lifestyle they wish
                >they just drink firewater and eat lays potato chips all day

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the same as your average American? Also the US government deliberately encouraged sale of alcohol to indians as they knew it caused mass dependency

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the US government deliberately encouraged sale of alcohol to indians as they knew it caused mass dependency
                The whole western world has been drinking alcohol for thousands of years. They still build marble cities and develop complex sciences.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Difference between small ritual drinks a few native groups did, and Barry, 64, who downs 12 small beers a day.
                Look what happened to the modern midwest when opiods got popular, same thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you skipped over the point of both of our posts.
                "The government sold alcohol to indians" is not an excuse for their situation. Everybody drank alcohol.
                >Look what happened to the modern midwest when opiods got popular, same thing.
                A few bad neighborhoods and an otherwise fully functioning, highly advanced region in a first world nation? It's not like it's all collapsed and reverted to what you'd see on an indian res

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The government pushing a drug on an unsuspecting group is ABSOLUTELY an excuse. The whole fricking opium wars was because of this. Alcoholism in the Reses today are from a line of alcoholics brought on from it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, how is it any more "pushing" it on them than anyone else? Do you think the Americans invented whiskey as a conspiracy to frick the red man, and they all refrained from drinking it themselves? It doesn't stop you from doing anything. It's like arguing that the Greeks and Romans were trying to ruin each other when they traded wine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                When I give you alcohol in exchange for land, it's a dishonest, scamlike transaction. It is used to make groups more exploitable and to have eager user bases, damn well knowing what it does to communities. People unaware of what a drug is capable of are easy marks, so it is definitely in bad faith.
                Romans and Greeks both knew what wine is and its daily use, most Natives didn't consume large amounts of alcohol regularly pre contact.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could've just...said no. Benjamin Franklin wrote in his autobiography that the night before negotiations with indians, they would leave a bunch of barrels of free booze in the public square for anyone to drink. But the indians would always get fricking trashed and then make poor decisions and poor deals in the negotiations.

                Nobody made them get fricking drunk all the time, they chose to do that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the British just left mounds of Opium near the Indian border or sold it at a cheap price to the Chinese, its just there they don't have to smoke it right? Dumb and disingenuous.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and the israelites left tons of porn on the internet for you. hmm....

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its just there they don't have to smoke it right?
                Literally yes. If I put a bunch of drugs on your porch and you smoke them all, whose fault is that?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon the main point of the opium wars was Britain forcing them to consume what they demmanded, and not what the chinese wanted.
                No wonder you are a bootlicker libtard when you are so ignorant.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                James Bond went to China and, using his clever gadgets, forced every Chinaman to smoke opium

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not getting the point. Everybody drank alcohol. Everybody drinks alcohol. It's not a unique injun trap designed to destroy them as a people. Every people drinks alcohol. Ones that are capable of advanced civilization drink and create advanced civilizations, inventing better drinks in the process. Ones that aren't capable of advanced civilization just drink. The alcohol isn't what decides it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People with hundreds of years of knowledge on alcohol versus people being introduced to it in one generation is not equivalent and never will be. To the Natives it was new and so they didn't have hundreds of years of insight on what drinking too much was. One generation was all the US needed to strip them of land, burn their villages, rape and murder any who protested, and send the stragglers to Oklahoma.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you genuinely believe the native americans didn't have alcohol before the europeans showed up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only ritually and in small doses, like for the elite in the case of the Aztecs. Hard liquor, lots of it, they did not have.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They've done this to all people in the states. Natives just have public sympathy. Not saying it's not tragic and fricked up but it's a universal manipulation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is funny that whole concept of constitution or rights was stolen from indios

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Natives lost. Settlers won. Accept it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nazi Germany lost. The Allies won. Accept it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My country won? Wow, so devastating.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indians are the good guys.

      Not from the perspective of US authorized land owners, Little Feather.

      There were hostile Indians and friendly Indians, so it would be reasonable to include both.
      >can meet Indian hunting party and trade clothes/ammo/whatever for meat
      >can talk to them
      >"Hey watch out for the Dickhead tribe, they're buttholes. Take the left at the fork in the road unless you wanna get raped and scalped by them."
      >Can roll a perception check to see if they're lying or not, or automatically know if you put enough points into Knowledge of Natives

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    big and i'm talkin BIG cowgirl breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about big Native American tiddies?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you like long flowing black hair and a wee bit of sag, if so OH BOY.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strand type game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Came into the thread to say this. I would play an old west version of death stranding.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can dodge roll for iframes

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there some game where you escape from Drumpf in a car that came out like 3 years ago or so?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like it would fit well, probably just add more graphics and have roguelite elements that carry over from failed runs into your next run.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already have it, it's called Death Road to Canada.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd probably be about some immigrants coming from some shithole in south or central america

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from mexico border to canada
      >toronto trail

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Independence, Independence Rock
    >Chimney Rock, Courthouse Rock, Independence Rock
    >Fort Boise, Fort Hall, Fort Bridger, Fort Laramie
    Americans have no creativity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you go and shit your pants over kansas and arkansas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can-sas
        >Arkansaw
        Makes no sense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >North Dakota, South Dakota
        >North Carolina, South Carolina
        >Virginia, West Virginia
        OH NO NO NO, AMERITARDS

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Taiwan
          >West Taiwan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ireland, Northern Ireland
          >South Australia, Western Australia, Northern Territory
          >North Korea, South Korea

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You name 50 of these goddam things and do a better job. At least we don't live in Benis, Bagina, or even worse, Poland

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you make a modern Oregon Trail game that appeals to current audiences?
    like my summer car (before it turned to shit) and you drive the whole trail

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >before it turned to shit
      what happened?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40+ hours of driving
      Man frick that. I'm driving from Idaho to New Jersey in a few weeks and I don't want to think about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >. I'm driving from Idaho to New Jersey in a few weeks
        you moving?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuuuup. Wife, our rats, and a van full of our shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Best of luck traveler. Long drives kind of suck ass but it's still cool getting to see new stuff. Hopefully you can stop at a few weird places you find along the way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Moving to New Jersey
        Like on purpose?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Pennsylvania, but family is in the NJ area.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least it's better than jersey eh

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everything is better outside of NJ (aside from the food).

              Best of luck traveler. Long drives kind of suck ass but it's still cool getting to see new stuff. Hopefully you can stop at a few weird places you find along the way.

              Thanks brah. To stay on topic, I got a SteamDeck I'll be playing at the motels along the way, and we have some friends to visit along the way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. Stop at a cool diner or something for me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just accept it, I love long road trips.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate even driving down the street. I've done a 16 hour straight shot before, I've towed an RV across the country, it always sucks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Jalopy

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna post this. I enjoyed it. Kinda long though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah Organ Trail especially the Final Cut/Complete Edition which adds tons of new stuff. That game is so based.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they just remaster it? Or it was some indie spiritual successor?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with bears, homosexual sex, sex with fat brown women

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it already exists

    I played it, it's rough. You can only choose from very diverse settlers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can only choose from very diverse settlers
      My God, I can feel the west crumbling as we speak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indigenous
      Funny how this has just become another word for non-white. Europeans are indigenous to Europe, but you'll never hear any of these people use it in that context.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like those truck simulators and takes place after cities along the route popped up. You have the same random events (injuns, wheel break, crossing rivers) so you have to balance between cargo and supplies

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Oregon Trail: Unleashed! Would you like to buy the season pass?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guatemalan illegal immigrant simulator

  20. 11 months ago
    Croccy

    I watched a playthrough of Oregon Trail recently and it's total madness. Oxen traveling 50 miles in a single day. Over 3 times their max speed.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fully open world 3D game
    >map out the entire United States in the game with all known forts, monuments, towns, etc from the time period
    >give the player a few choices of starting locations
    >let the player choose a destination and map out their route
    >game doesn't automatically map anything
    >player must manually navigate with a map and compass
    >have to ask around to get advice about where to head next
    >some NPCs might give bad advice because they're dumb so you have to be careful to verify information and not follow every little rumor
    From there it's just a survival game about navigating your way from your starting point to your destination without running out of supplies or dying. You can go as far south as Mexico or as far north as Canada or anywhere in between, it's up to you to find your way without dying.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it like that unfunny chevy chase movie but more grim dark

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    colony sim but the "colony" is moving

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The provisions section would be a lecture about capitalist greed
    The wagons will all be captained by unmarried women
    New events will all involve being saved by and apologizing to indians, wagon train disputes where the Christian preachers or white male patriarchs are always in the wrong, encountering Mexican immigrants and getting simultaneously lectured about how no person is illegal, we're all immigrants, and actually this is Mexican and Indian land.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive always wondered why Independence is in Missouri, but Independence Rock is in Wyoming.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft and roblox with lot of gacha mechanics

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's on sale on steam right now, op
    It's overpriced though. Haven't checked to see if the sale made it reasonable or if its still overpriced

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Travel westward as a bachelor Chad, your goal is to impregnate women at every stop along the way. Hunting mini game drops you into an fps arena where you have to fight off bears.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds like something devolver would have published back in the day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you make it to the end, you take a DNA test to see how many women were seeded as your score.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it about george floyd and you play as an antifa african american and your goal is to make it peacefully to the gravesite of gf so you cna pay your respects and collect reparations all without being killed and raped by white nationalist racist scum.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it an open world online game with a real time element.
    Let you start in a wagon train of other players or set out on your own.
    Have broken down wagons and grave stones be persistent landmarks others can find and scrounge from.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a map/mission in RDR2

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a flappy bird/runner phone game with microtransactions to buy cosmetic gravestones that show up in other peoples' games

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be cool to see something like that

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add in romance and sex with your fully customizable party. Literally it.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Narvaez Expedition is more fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >papyrus font

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I visited a fort in South Dakota built by outlaw whites. The Federal government had come to an agreement with the Indians in the area, and they were to be left alone. But some whites heard there was gold there and so they started going there and building camps, mining gold, and killing any indians that tried to stop them. The US gov heard about this, got mad, and sent a cavalry brigade, among others, to kill or capture the white folks who broke the treaty.

            Hearing about this, the white people built a fortress (more of a glorified outpost, but heavily fortified and with good sight lines for rifles) and fought the soldiers. They won at first, successfully driving back the federal soldiers, but were eventually forced to retreat as their supplies ran low.

            This was in Custer, SD. I (illegally) slept in that fort one night, it was pretty cool.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              level with us
              were you raped by ghosts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I heard some strange stuff but nothing too notable or spooky to make a good story. Probably just the wind and various animals. Some strange smells, but again probably just the decaying structure. Some people died there but not a ton, from what I understand

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m the event of ghost rape remember what /x/ says. Whip it out and jerk off furiously.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add eceleb soft porn in it, with lots of colours or funny sounds.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    over half of the pilgrims were indian and they only made it because the indians helped them and they interbred with the indians along the way and they formed a ethno-state comprised of white and indian peoples along the way that split off from the main wagon group and doesnt exist today because they were genocided by evil white genocidists and the only record that exists today about it is some obscured references in an ancient document that totally exists so just believe us

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy post-apocalyptic road trip simulator where you need to manage your hunger, thirst, fatigue, disease, and of course being shot at by raiders, government remnants, zombies, the like.
    And yes, there will be a "guitar by the fire rhythm minigame."

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Desert Wagon.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never played them but I bet something like those walking dead games would work fine

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any skin in this game but the Midwest didn't collapse under opioids. It's doing a number on drug users for sure, but whenever I see this kind of impression online, I can't help but think of some clueless coast kid that scoffs at "flyover" country.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in the midwest and I don't know anyone who does drugs
      all of my male ancestors were alcoholics but none of them died from it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of the victims of opioids are people who became dependant on them 10-20 years ago when they were being over-prescribed. I have someone close that died to fentanyl after fighting 15 years of addiction after being given opioids for back pain. The pharmaceutical industry has it's fair share of evil.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >set in modern day
    >going the opposite direction
    easy money

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Death Road to Canada or FTL come close to a modernized Oregon Trail?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somethign either truck related or space related

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the westward expansion of American settlers, whatever happened there

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    add a scifi element

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Western European powers didn't come to the Americas first who was likely to have been next? The Ottomans? Chinese? Polynesians?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aztecs would have expanded into North America, and with a more stable source of food, it would have been a different ballgame

      and if the Muslims showed up, they would have made Manifest Destiny look like a kid's TV show. they are not merciful to infidels, and also, the Indians wouldn't have been so respectful to them because they weren't white. but we might have gotten some kino "undercover arab pretending to be Indian to infiltrate the tribe" action

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Natives piss on Koran and call the Prophet a pedo
        >Spy gets outed immediately from rage
        Easy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. can you imagine the Arabs giving the Indians any reserves or territory after they'd been defeated?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's like how Edo Japan made suspected Christians desecrate the bible.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let’s all go to Oregon things will be better there!
    >160 years later the most famous thing Oregon is known for is completely getting rid of law enforcement and the clusterfrick that comes afterwards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oreogn is just the city of Portland
      What is with you Flyover/DeepSouth idiots thinking the big cities/ Capital is the entire state. Cali is also more than SanFran and LA.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rest of Oregon consists of Mini Portlands, shitholes on a smaller scale.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take mini portland rather than whatever wilting, rotten towns your southie septic tank of a state offers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd take mini portland
            You would, cuck.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And you'd take fricking Gary Indiana, Mong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where as the midwest is known for..
      >
      and
      >
      let's not forget
      >

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, excuse me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >corn by itself
          >not three sisters method with Squash and Bean
          Natives are laughing at you anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually they're stooped over drunk and beating their wives

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        corn, cows, and guns, cityslicker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The midwest is best known for feeding your sorry, ungrateful ass.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick current audiences, I'll make one that appeals to me.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >migrant from central america
      >move through mexico
      >avoid cartels, bandtis, corrupted police, aztecs, human sacrificing cultists, cia, aliens, demons, chupakabras
      >reach usa only to be killed by Black folk or piggers or raped by pedo elites

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not american and I don't remember learning abt it in history.
    What is the Oregon Trail?
    >GOOGLE
    I will if the reply is interesting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the trail that European/American colonists from the American East Coast took to get to the West Coast. Though most of them just stopped somewhere along the way that looked good (or they were forced to stop due to conditions, illness, running out of supplies, etc) and started building cabins and such. To this day the wagon trails are discernible in some area, and there's lots of little interesting bits of history about it.

      There's this one rock that Mormons ran a scam at. People could pay the Mormons to carve their family name and the date into this big stone, as a reminder they were there. But once they left, the Mormons would grind the area flat and sell that space to the next wagon coming through. A lot of names are still there today though and you can climb around on the rock and see it for yourself. Here's a picture of Devil's Canyon, just southeast of that rock.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds comfy.
        I thought it was like, cursed or something like that spot at the ocean or something.
        Any other curious facts abt it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't totally remember. I know that Devil's Canyon was the English name, the Native Americans (I forget what tribe) had a different name for it, and a longer story. Something about some evil giant bull (maybe something else?) that was killing people in the area, and some warriors tracked it to that location. They couldn't defeat it, so one of the warriors killed it by sacrificing himself to pull it off the cliff with him. The cliffs are much bigger than they look, it's strange, the further you go in there, the bigger the cliffs become. But from just a short distance away, you can't even tell that this area is there, it just looks flat. There's no trails leading into the area because they want to avoid tourists, you just have to pull your pants up and walk through the creek/river until you get there.

        Here's a picture from the inside of that fort I mentioned earlier.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoops
          is for

          Sounds comfy.
          I thought it was like, cursed or something like that spot at the ocean or something.
          Any other curious facts abt it?

          sage for doublepost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comfy too.
          Okay, I'll admit that seems like a cool trail. Congratulations Americans.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's one of the surviving names. I wonder where their descendants are now, or if they died along the trail.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's one of the surviving names. I wonder where their descendants are now, or if they died along the trail.

        Those crafty Mormons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Independence Rock, if you want to learn more about it. Here's a tombstone from very nearby.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no name because they had no idea who was buried there, and if I remember correctly it was 2-3 people, they just made that little monument for them.

            sage for doublepost

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern, appealing to current morons

    Snoy 3rd person walking simulator. No actual gameplay maybe just some QTE's. Queer it up real good with hardcore troon romance options and add a bunch of BIPOCs that constantly shame whitey. Tons of overpriced outfit microtransactions and every possible streaming service integration anyone can think of. Holocaust shout out in the end credits for absolutely no reason.

    We did it reddit!

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick current audiences. We get far too many games made for current audiences, and they suck.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    日本えのみち trail to nihon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Origami Trail

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Road to Canada

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trump becomes 4th term president
    >being a troony is punishable by death
    >to escape his tyranny you must travel from West Virginia to the promised land of Portlandia.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fully modeled oxen genitalia.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern in what way? there is a new Oregon Trail game that was released November last year
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2013360/The_Oregon_Trail/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      23 bucks seems a bit steep. just how much extra shit is on this?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People haven't changed. There's nothing wrong with the old oregon trail.

    YOU got bored with it because YOU played it 30 years ago.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have everyone on the wagon be one conversation away from wanting to frick you.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know there would be some gay "land acknowledgement" at the beginning
    As someone who lives near a reservation and interacts with injuns all the time I say frick those drugged out red hoodrats
    We should have finished the job

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal about Indigenous Americans? There's almost 700 million people in Latin America today and almost all of them have some significant chunk of indigenous blood in them. Some genocide.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Transgender oxes
    Removal of axes, the addition of worm holes that amazon drones fly through and you shoot them to get the food they carry

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modernized graphics and controls for the hunting segments. Plus crazy amounts of extra suffering and events.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the dumb ass Americ**ts go across the whole country insteadl of curving there???? idiots

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Curving where? Is this some ESL term that only makes sense to Indians(dot)?

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a Red dead redemption expansion.

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