I am stuck on boss. >follow this guide to upgrade your sword, learn magic, craft potions, status effects blah blah

I am stuck on boss.
>follow this guide to upgrade your sword, learn magic, craft potions, status effects blah blah
>summon someone to beat it for you
>grind mobs
No. I only play games my way, hence it will be dropped. If I can't beat a game without having to do a bunch of gay shit and reading guides I'm not interested. I walk to boss with sword, that's how I play these games. Hell I don't even know what the button is to call epona.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got filtered by epona

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a low IQ moron. Welcome to Ganker you'll fit right in!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You call me low IQ but I guarantee you think having the ability to read a guide makes you good at the game, or even high iq. You aren't either, you just read some shit or watched some shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but humans aren't good at doing shit on their own, taking advice, learning, improving through others and getting better makes one a better human.

        Still you can freely ignore everything I said and live in a cave away from society by yourself if you think learning or benefiting off of others is a bad thing.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just git gud then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know but I'm not good enough... I don't remember ds bosses having this many moves to memorize.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yea, DS is older than a decade. Pro tip for melee in Elden Ring, jump more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          After beating every boss in the game solo melee, I laugh at myself when I see videos of people just jumping over attacks I meticulously dodged. That was the one habit I couldn’t get down, it was like the Sekiro effect, I had to abandon my urge to dodge so I could parry in that game but instead in ER just kept dodging instead of jumping

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't. ever since bloodborne now bosses have two, sometimes three, phases in which they'll throw some new bullshit at you mid fight and you have to spend hours learning that too. it's not a bad system, but can be very time consuming. all you have to do is learn. you can learn still, right?

        give example of boss you're stuck on. 99% of the time the strategy boils down to
        >don't get hit
        >watch out for these specific attacks because they'll frick your shit if you get hit
        >use this particular weapon type
        >here's this specific gimmick you gotta do to make the fight easier
        >gitgud.png

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          …..hours? Man I first time a lot of bosses because I take the mentality of “go with the flow and just react to what they throw at you” not “okay better start memorizing”. Kinda reminds me of when I was thrown at the dancer with little estus, little health, and a lot of souls. I shut my brain off and just dodged and beat her 1 time.

          It’s only the Kos’s, Fried’s, Isshin’s and Melanias that I really memorize.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it just depends on where you're at in the game. If you first encounter a godskin apostle at lvl 150 with a +10 laceration weapon then it's going to be easier than if you encounter him at level 70 without any special advantages against him. if you memorize attacks, then this helps you in the future if you want to do autistic challenges like speedrunning or whatever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah elden ring is a different beast about the running into bosses too early or too late but nonetheless sometimes I feel like that mentality of “memorize every tell” gets people stuck until they memorize everything instead of having the mentality of “fight within the flow of the match and be on your toes” which allows you to first time dodge combos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elden Ring is built on years of the developers knowing exactly what you did to dodge certain attacks, for example you jump in a big enemies booty and just smack, now they turn around and swing.

        Just focus on abandoning some of your “roll here” habit and roll to the right spot because some enemies even have combos to fast for you to roll through it all unless you roll the right direction. Also, as always, just wait for the moment they swing and you won’t have to memorize shit. It’s not ground breaking but remembering that will get you through almost any attack at any moment. We all forget and start to dodge at the wind up or wait too late or try to memorize combos, when all we have to do is watch for the moment a boss swings

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I refuse to explore a game whose core focus is exploring
    A Tree Sentinel enjoyer, I see. Cool bait thread.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do people keep saying this game is "filled with content"? all you do is fight monsters over and over again, I understand it doesn't need a fishing minigame but come on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >go to supermarket
      >buy spaghetti sauce
      >"filled with flavor!"
      >open sauce
      >prepare sauce
      >prepare meal with sauce
      >it's just ordinary tomato sauce with some spices
      >hurr why do they say it's "filled with flavor?!" It's just the same old tomato flavor that hits my taste buds bite after bite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ja, ER is bland as frick and even quite mouldy in a lot of places.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Name a good game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this game filled with gameplay?
      >I wanted annoying mini games and movies
      The absolute state of zoomers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bosses can be beat at lowest level with the worst weapon. It's a (you) issue

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Nioh 2 OP. Fromsoft games are trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      If you want to be a skilled swordsman you're playing the wrong game OP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m gonna get Nioh bc I loved Sekiro but I absolutely play these games as a skilled swordsman every time. My first game was threaded cane with BB when I finally got a ps4 and left my Xbox life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      If you want to be a skilled swordsman you're playing the wrong game OP.

      Not the first time I've been told to play nioh. I will buy it. Honestly the vibe of what Ive seen always put me off, it looks like if a spicy noodle ramen package was a game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main draw of that game is the combat system and it pays off to learn it properly. In fact you have to to enjoy it. People being too moronic to learn its mechanics is what filtered them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, that’s why I also dropped it. My friend started blabbering about what to do and where to go every time I got on. Frick guides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a souls vet I get so disgruntled when new players at work start talking to me about “yeah did you hear about the bird underground (Mohgs) or that dragon in Caelid” and then I just explain to them that all they need to really do is understand stats and the fundamentals of gameplay because you don’t need to farm or get overleveled in these games, just understand your build. It happens so often tbh, more than I like. All these guides are giving the wrong advice and instead saying “how to level fast and get this OP weapon!”

      They’re always kindve amazed when I tell them about how I never recommend farming bc the game gives enough xp by exploring. And I just tell them they’re struggling because they never learned the fundamentals and instead used a guide to overlevel and that’s why they’re not beating Margitt despite being overlevelled etc. I’ve had to have the “just dodge” talk too many times and they’re just amazed everytime. I just tell everyone don’t get frustrated and if you take the time to learn how to beat Margitt rather than overlevel or summon you’ll beat the whole game.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > I only play games my way
    based
    >I am stuck on boss.
    >it will be dropped
    cringe

    >If I can't beat a game without having to do a bunch of gay shit and reading guides
    you can
    everyone does
    that you even VIEWED a guide affirms you as cringe

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing those idiotic japanese press button to roll games

    just drop this trash game and play something actually good.
    if you want to play something japanese that ISNT trash, and is actually fantastic, try Death Stranding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >walking simulator
      >delivery simulator
      >a hideous small island game
      is this bait?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Death Stranding

        Its the best game of the decade, right after DOOM Eternal.
        Low IQ homosexuals dont get it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok now I know this is bait. thanks for the laugh, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesnt accept the simple fact Death Stranding is a game of the decade

            didnt expect anything else from a person satisfied with elden ring.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its one of the most polished and detailed games ever made, though.

          >shitty mobile game concept into a mediocre console game.

          that would be reddit ring.

          Anon I like Death Stranding but it’s a incredibly niche game with the budget of AAA game, People either hate it or love it, You going to get some angry (you)s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Death Stranding was an indie game, it would be 2 dollars and released on ios and android only. You know this to be true. Kojima turned a shitty mobile game concept into a mediocre console game. SAD!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its one of the most polished and detailed games ever made, though.

        >shitty mobile game concept into a mediocre console game.

        that would be reddit ring.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a fake post or are you actually a fricking moron? You can't call the horse? You have the negative IQ required to not be able to read or understand the tutorial on how to use the horse? You're too stupid to play better or grind or go somewhere else so you aren't stuck on the boss? I mean what the frick is this? I'm not even saying you need to enjoy the game or play a different way but you're complaining that it isn't working exactly as you want it to? I don't even comprehend the level of delusion you must be on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your jank game sucks miyazaki.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, you can beat every boss however you want. If you're too bad to do it or too impatient to beat the boss the way you wanted, that's on you. I beat the game along with all the demigods while restricting myself to only lvl80, using no summons, no magic, no spirits, no bhs or other OP ashes, and only the zweihander as my weapon and the blue set as my armor. The game didn't force you to play a certain way, you being bad and trying to look up a guide just proofs how much of a homosexual you are.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon are you using?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drones don't understand that telling someone to abuse exploits to win proves the game isn't balanced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing the game
      >Using the game's mechanics
      >It's abuse exploits
      Are you moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Using ashes is just a means to avoid getting combo'd to death by distracting the boss with that shitty gimmick so you can smack him in the ass. It breaks the fight and it feels cheap and gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then don't use them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Problem is unlimited random non stop boss combos you have to avoid by rolling around 50 times before getting a hit in also feels cheap, tedious and gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's too hard so I need to use the easy mode
              sounds like a (you) problem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes, this is an in-game version of a Difficulty slider, theres nothing "exploitative" about it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ja but its either laughably easy or stupidly unfair. There is no inbetween. The combat being jank doesnt do it service either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And the ashes of war that give you poise are bullshit too, huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Game give you tools to solve the problem
          >Decides to bang head into wall until the problem solve itself by miracle
          >Blame the game is shit and problem badly designed
          ?????

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont get it either, they don't have to skills to beat a boss in difficult sword-and-board combat, but they can't swallow their unjustified pride and use the other tools given to them to beat the boss. people like this need to frick back off to a more mindless hack and slash like the original God of War trilogy or some shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >difficult
              lmfao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh I don't think it's difficult, I beat the game with no summons or ashes, i'm referring to the other buttmad homosexual in the thread who can't seem to make up his mind about how he wants to approach the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My problem is that it’s such a get out jail free card new players don’t learn the fundamentals and get better. Just ring-a-ding ding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. It should've had something like 'humanity', 'human effigies' and 'embers' from the other games to enable co-op and spirt ashes. Like, you can only use the bell after using a Rune Arc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Op doesn't tell us which boss nor which weapon/tactic they are using. It's clearly a bait, since no boss is so hard that they would get stuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's primarily a single player experience with optional mutliplayer, why are you talking about balance? Why are you calling intended mechanics exploits? Their games never had difficulty sliders but they usually had player modulated difficulty. If you pick the most powerful gear and magic, it becomes easier. They added even more powerful magic and to make it have more mass appeal, but you absolutely do not have to use any of it, I for one didn't. Why would I give a shit about mechanics and OP shit that was added that doesn't bother my way of playing it? Should I be salty because a shitter managed to play the game with the most OP stuff they added? Why would I give a shit about that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reread the OP anon. Balance is relevant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it is not. If you want to play a certain way and it's too hard, you just have to git gud. If you're too much of a homosexual and have to resort to easy-mode mechanics, that's on you.
          I'm not some gaming god, in fact I'm below average in most mutliplayer games and I managed fine without any of the OP mechanics and shit they added.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            When majority of players feel obligated to use meta tricks to avoid tedium then yes the game is unbalanced.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The majority of the player base of any game selling this well, are fricking morons and should not be considered unless you're trying to casualize the game further.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Another filtered pleb

    Nobody cares, OP.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about you git gud and stop crying gayet.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ER is the easiest game of the decade, just press the button to roll in the right moment, man.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice blog post, homosexual. Nobody gives a shit about how (you) play games and if you beat them or not. Frick off.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've finished Elden Ring without any guides, using Golden Halberd and Blasphemous Blade with incantations. Your problem is simple - you refuse to improve. You can figure out how to change your build on your own, no need to read a guide for that.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need guides for basic shit you do in every single RPG? Are you proud of being ignorant?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you think the solution to you being a moron is to read on a guide on how to be a moron that explains how to do everything to you, then the issue is that you are a moron not that guides for morons exist.
    there is no solution to your moronation

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I only play games my way
    >Which is why I'm quitting
    lol

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guides for bosses rarely work
    >dude run away
    >cheese it
    >dies anyways
    I only started breezing through nu-Soft once I started playing more aggressively against bosses

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