I bought this thing to replace a broken controller out of some retarded notion of early 00s nostalgia, and now I can't be bothered to spend more ...

I bought this thing to replace a broken controller out of some moronic notion of early 00s nostalgia, and now I can't be bothered to spend more money for something that isn't an inferior shape. How much am I gimping myself by using this?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you’re Shrek or Wladimir Klitschko the Duke is simply way too big and bulky. Only homosexual hipsters or people with Ogre hands actually fondly reminisce over that thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The size profile is perfect, though. It's deliberately that big to keep the tendons in a relaxed state and reduce cramping over long play sessions.

      Compare that to some tinydick controllers like the Switch, where you'll be cramping up within a half hour. Frick that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >inferior shape
      How so? It's a nice ergonomic controller and it's also light for the size. I couldn't be happier with it but I may be biased as I got it for $30 from Amazon Japan as nobody wants a hueg controller over there

      Idk anon, I have average hands but playing Halo CE, Shenmue, or other OG Xbox games feels wrong without the Duke now. Once you go Duke, you never go back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >used the duke as a kid
      >never had any problems
      It's the same with the N64 controller, so many people complain about it, but I never noticed anything wrong.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Post your hands next to a ruler

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fixed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have ogre hands and a massive dick. Lemme tell you how much women love both.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can see you trying to mock people with regular sized hands here, but it doesn't really work since big hands aren't see as a negative like being fat.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the big problem is the terrible d-pad and convex thumbsticks. if you can deal with those you should be alright.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the problem? it looks about the same just a bit bulkier

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it as big as the og duke? They had already changed to the "Xbox controller s" when I got my Xbox but I bought a duke used just to try it out.
    Completely unusable for my baby hands lol.
    Anyway I use a first gen Razer wolverine TE controller. I want wired and 4 back buttons and that's a rare combo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's made out of the same molds, virtually identical in shape and size.
      I love it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >same molds and everything
        >still feels cheaper than the real thing despite being more expensive

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >feels cheaper
          I held my original duke and the hyperkin duke side by side and they feel the same apart from the sticks being less stiff on the hyperkin.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            might just be a me thing but i feel like these hyperkin controllers are more fragile than the original, i know this since i dropped the duke many times before and still had it working fine after

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it as big as the OG Duke?
      I remember reading that it is slightly smaller than the OG, but it is still over half the size of a Series S

      the big problem is the terrible d-pad and convex thumbsticks. if you can deal with those you should be alright.

      I get the d-pad (but it's quite comfy, if imprecise), but what's the issue with convex thumbsticks? Only the right stick is convex btw

      I just want an Xbox One controller that doesn't have the shitty face buttons. Smaller than the Douk but extremely comfortable and the new Xbox Series controllers are too small and feel like extra-Chinese plastic.

      Maybe try the 8bitdo ultimate or
      >gamesir

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did actually try the 8bitdo Ultimate and holy fricking shit it's tiny. Extremely uncomfortable between the size and the straight-down handles, I don't know how it gets so much praise. Returned it the next day and it's a shame because the charging dock is fricking great.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's the issue with the Series controller face buttons? I don't play any intense games but I never had any input problems

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The contacts underneath are diagonal and don't overlap, so if you press the button wrong, you get a physical feedback click but it only presses half the actual contact and doesn't register. Not everyone deals with it because obviously everyone presses buttons differently and Microshit's QC plays a part in it, but the A button in particular is really prone to it because the button is almost free-floating without plastic to brace it since it's right on the curve of the controller, and they don't have raised surrounds like a 360 pad to ensure everything is pressed directly down. Especially pops up if you 'rock' between the A and B or X buttons, e.g. jump is on A and action is on one of the side two, you'll miss jumps or jump early if holding it. It was a problem with the Xbone controller and they didn't change it for the Series and it's fricking STUPID because companies figured this shit out 30 years ago.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont you grow up? It's a fricking controller, dont you have bigger things to worry about? You gay nerd

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't thought about the Duke in like 20 years. I remember not liking it, but I was also a teen so my hands might've been too small.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want an Xbox One controller that doesn't have the shitty face buttons. Smaller than the Douk but extremely comfortable and the new Xbox Series controllers are too small and feel like extra-Chinese plastic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hyperkin incidentally makes a repro Xbox 360 controller for xbox series consoles, might be what you're looking for.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hyperkin incidentally makes a repro Xbox 360 controller for xbox series consoles, might be what you're looking for.

      https://www.amazon.com/Hyperkin-Xenon-Controller-Windows-Gaming-Console/dp/B0C5DXD7R3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        pretty okay controller, kinda sucks its only wired and the bumpers feel a bit cheap

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunately microsoft hasn't bren licensing their wireless tech for xbox controllers, if you're on PC at least I can easily recommend the DS4 if you need wireless functionality.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >not buying the wireless kit to turn an OG Xbox controller into a Bluetooth controller
            Why own a PC if you're unwilling to do 5 minutes of work?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >using bluetooth

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Bluetooth
              Garbage.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're not gimping yourself any more than you would if you bought any controller without a gyro.
    The 6 face button layout is optimal.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I pity people having nostalgia for this console, what a waste of childhood, when you could have PS2 instead of this shit box

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 graphics weren’t anywhere near as good and pretty much the only thing limited to PS2 besides the Deus Ex port that I would’ve wanted on my Xbox would have been The original God of war and or the second one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >graphics
        lmao
        >the only thing limited to PS2 besides the Deus Ex port that I would’ve wanted on my Xbox would have been The original God of war and or the second one.
        sorry for you.

        It was a good thing that you got bought the mid console as a kid.
        Prevents you from becoming a video game worshiping basedboy moron. All the kids that got Xbox instead of gamecube grew into perfect normies while the ones that were already on the Nintendo+PC meta as children grew into 4chuds.

        okay fair, but still better than joining the army and stepping on mohammed's homemade mine in iraq

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          OK the name some good shit that’s on PlayStation 2 instead of just putting LMAO and that’s your entire response you cum slurping homosexual

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but the PS2 had some bangers due to the sheer size of its library. But nothing beats Halo LAN parties, NOTHING

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Mgs3
              >final fantasy
              Worthless games that are unironically shit but worshiped by pseuds
              >devil may cry 1 and 3
              gay homosexualy shit
              >gta trilogy
              All of the games got released on Xbox with superior graphics with the exception of the stories liberty city and vice city
              >Gran turismo
              Who actually plays this
              >red faction
              Good? Are you fricking serious or are you pretending?
              > Jak and daxter, ratchet and clank
              Good? X2
              >ace combat
              Yet again more gay homosexual shit
              >armoured core
              LMAO unsurprising you’re pretending to care about it since that new game came out last year meanwhile on original Xbox they had what is it? Oh yeah, steel battalion. with the full mech layout. And pedals

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you never played steel battalion

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And you’ve never played armored core. What’s your point?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                my point is that armored core has been played by people and was a popular launch game for ps2. steel battalion is incredibly rare and expensive niche game so i'm not sure how they are related here.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Part 1/2

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Part 2/2

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot Iko and shadow of the colossus are games that have definitely not stood the test of time and especially after the last Guardian failed so fricking hard. I hope that 15 years of wait was worth it homosexual

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            MGS3, Final Fantasy X and XII, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, SOCOM II, Devil May Cry 1 and 3, Gran Turismo 3 GTA Trilogy, Red Faction, Jak & Daxter, Ratchet & Clank, Ace Combat, Armored Core, tons more.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >mgs
              I played this on Xbox
              >dmc
              Gay
              >gran turismo
              Gay
              >gta
              Black person shit. What you think I idolize looters?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                mgs3 never released on xbox

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >MGS2 - Did release on Xbox but sold poorly
                >MGS3 - Only released on PS due to the prior game failing on the Xbox platform

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Funnily enough I have that I got it for 3 $

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                okay i kneel, but (You) having also ps2 proves my point

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn’t prove any point I have the PlayStation so I can play PlayStation exclusives, but that said almost every other game that’s on the PlayStation that I can get for my Xbox consistently looks better and plays better. but that said I have pretty much every console except Nintendo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yikes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you never snagged up good shit while people were selling theirs in like 2010.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I still have my originals from when I got them new.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You have made me regret trying to defend the XBOX in this thread.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                C the post above yours

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                xbox is for braindeads CONFIRMED

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual we need him if it were only for people like you, this board would be a shitho..

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                good flex but denied. considering you're an american, chances of you being just a collector is much higher than you playing any of those

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no thanks i don't prefer wasting my time listing all time classic ps2 exclusives to an amerimutt who thinks halo lan parties with brainrot highschoolers were the thing. also why does it matter? give me one example that xbox players played other than generic shooters like halo

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Knights of the Old Republic, Dead or Alive 3, Ninja Gaiden Black, JSRF, Morrowind, Mech Assault, Jade Empire, Chronicles of Riddick Escape from Butcher Bay, Conker, Crimson Skies

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Most of those aren't exclusives.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes they are, on console at least.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If it was on PC then it's not an exclusive. Most of the games the other guy listed for PS2 were actual PS2 exclusives at the time until remasters/releases years later. The only way to play them was on PS2.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The other guy was me, I made both lists.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're a massive moron and you need to learn what an exclusive is.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nobody ever said they had to be exclusive especially not by your criteria

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                A console is only worth its exclusives. The PS2 had an objectively better library of exclusive games. Stop replying to my posts you low IQ zoomer Black person.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                not true at all, especially in the context of this discussion.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Keep repeating it and maybe it'll become true, Black person.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Excs beside, xbox and playstation communities were night and day. at least xbox homosexuals here are honest and admit that no one used xbox for playing actual games. it was only used for games which would eventually poison the gaming industry and bring us to this day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The post you replied to was talking about exclusives though

                no thanks i don't prefer wasting my time listing all time classic ps2 exclusives to an amerimutt who thinks halo lan parties with brainrot highschoolers were the thing. also why does it matter? give me one example that xbox players played other than generic shooters like halo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Can you read? It only asks what xbox owners played.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                cool, but now tell me how MANY x-boxers played any of those

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              oh unsurprising you’re a europoor don’t click on the image it might scare you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good thing that you got bought the mid console as a kid.
      Prevents you from becoming a video game worshiping basedboy moron. All the kids that got Xbox instead of gamecube grew into perfect normies while the ones that were already on the Nintendo+PC meta as children grew into 4chuds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >mid
        Zoomer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just barely young enough to have adopted "mid" as slang. It won't be happening for anything newer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't experience Halo LAN parties
      Sucks to have no friends, I guess. Sad!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 is the best console of all time but XBOX was solid too, nothing to pity. Plus they got JSRF.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox shit on PS2. You’re either a Black person or a Hispanic who fellates grand theft auto
      Nothing else is noteworthy

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ‘ick on ‘uke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If this was wireless I would buy it in a heartbeat. I loved the duke but my PC is about 6 feet from where I sit. I still might buy one and get an 8 foot usb c cable but I'm on the fence about that.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if the duke had better bumpers and gyro it'd be literally perfect

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sticks not symmetrical
    pass

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there an explanation why the og xbox controller was so big?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was meant for strong men and that weak cucks like most PlayStation players.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The story is that they re-used old circuit boards meant for larger appliances than video game controllers and needed to design a shell large enough for them to fit inside.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's a mystery

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame that the original xbox is such a piece of shit hardware. They all have melting components and broken disc drives now. Gamecube was definitely the most durable console from that generation.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have two original boxes and both have perfectly working disc drives. I had two PlayStation and both have had their disc tray broke

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