I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla

I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla
>retard 130 GB download
>takes 1-2 minutes to boot up every time
>kb+m controls are awful
>feels like yakuza with constant cutscenes

Just want some viking fun but it’s hard to find in there

59 thoughts on “I can’t get myself to play ac valhalla”

  1. You know something? I want western animation to stay on the calarts hell forever. Let CN go bankrupt

    In the future, we will have this but with anime, every single month. If you refuse to sell people what they want, someone right around the corner will jump in and fill that gap.

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  2. Why does soicore shit like this always depicts hypermasucline men with no problems, but anything even resembling a tradtionally attractive feminine female can never be seen?

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    • why do leftist tumblr artists love this condition so much?

      Seriously. My best guess is that they’re obsessed with race and vitiligo is most noticable in ethnicities with dark skin. Or it could be a "body positivity" thing. They’re weird looking but they love their bodies anyway gurl, shake that beauty. It probably helps that it’s literally just skin deep. It’s not like being covered in burn marks or open sores. They’re being "woke" by representing it in their art while also not taking any real risk because while it’s unusual, it doesn’t actually look disgusting.

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  3. The year is 540. BELISARIVS just defeated a Effeminate German army in Ravenna. Europa lives under RHOMAIOI RULE. All German males are sissified. Germans EUNUCHES live to serve ROMAN REXES in vast Harem facilities. Welcome to Europas ROMANIZED FUTURE.

    Alaric still remembers life before the reconquest – before the estrogenic wine, the sissy wigs, the olive oil, frilly togae, and mandatory male genitals removal. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Gallia Cisalphina, where he hides his beautiful aryan godess step sister Fraudottir from the clutches of the brutal RHOMAIC army.

    As loyal HVNNIC FOEDERATI prowl the countryside searching for fertile vandal bussy, Alaric will stop at nothing to protect sweet Julia’s purity. With his beautiful blonde hair, pale sissy body unused to toil in the sun, seductive yet firm loinclothed form, Alaric gives his tender fae body to a gang of pitiless ROMAN GLADIATORS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Alaric prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and VAE VICTIS? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

    Acclaimed author and swedish Romanophle Varg Ulfric presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial BVLL-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RHOMAIC REXES have their way with Alaric’s tender pale body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

    Experience the true power of MINOAN BVLLS with VIRILE PILA. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of ROMANIZED FUTURE, the first book in Varg Ulfric’s brand new series

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  4. >eastern animators and artists won to skills war

    The Secret of Nimh, All Dogs Go to Heaven, A Land Before Time…

    Man, I did not see this coming as a kid, Don Bluth spoiled me. Never thought it would end.

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    • Disney losing all real competition in the 2D animation department really killed the drive. The fact that Bluth’s work is now owned by disney through the Twentieth Century Fox merger is a real slap in the face.
      At least dreamworks still gives disney/pixar reasons to push the envelope on 3D animation.

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    • There were no black vikings, it’s just a leftist thing to alter history to fit an agenda, just ignore it and try to erase it from your memory like the rest of us are trying to do… Either that or do us a huge favor and hire a hitman on the degenerates who created this shit.

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      • I don’t think whatever this is is trying to be historically accurate.

        Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet.

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        • >Maybe instead of seeing the devil around every corner you should just give up and eat a bullet
          Oh you would love that wouldn’t you, Mr Shekelberg? Back to the ovens with you.

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        • >historical fiction
          >not trying to be historically accurate

          You know, I think writing ancient mummies and afterlife in Origins is not nearly as bad as fucking up Viking culture. One is good DLC content, the other is just bad “historical fiction”.

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    • Because kids nowadays have to self insert and relate to every single character they see on tv so you have to give them random disabilities and quirks and shit

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