I cant get past the first level.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acquire proficiency.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play a shmup that isn't dogshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      name it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't. Ikaruga is the best.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GOOD SHMUPS FOR BEGINNERS (BEST VERSION NOTED):
        Armed Police Batrider [AC] (emulation)
        Batsugun [AC] (emulation)
        Blazing Star [AC] (emulation)
        Daisenpuu [AC] (emulation)
        DonPachi [AC] (emulation)
        Darius Gaiden [AC] (Cozmic Collection)
        Gate of Thunder [PCE] (emulation)
        Gradius 2 [AC] (emulation)
        In The Hunt [AC] (emulation)
        Jamestown+ [PC] (Steam)
        Mushihimesama [AC] (Steam)
        Out Zone [AC] (emulation or Steam)
        R-Type Leo [AC] (emulation)
        Salamander [NES] (emulation)
        Sine Mora [PC] (Steam or PS3)
        Soldier Blade [PCE] (emulation)
        Sengoku Ace [AC] (emulation)
        Tiger-Heli [AC] (emulation)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GOOD SHMUPS FOR BEGINNERS
          Uh... where's Ikaruga?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice, i will trust you anon since i really liked jamestown and mushihime

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          where 2hu

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >[AC]
          How the frick am I supposed to get an entire Armored Core just to play a video game?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ARCADE, idjit.

            where 2hu

            They specified GOOD.

            >GOOD SHMUPS FOR BEGINNERS
            Uh... where's Ikaruga?

            Ikaruga will ruin the genre for you if you play it first. It's best reserved for playing after you've at least experienced several other shmups first.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No Geometry Wars 2

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >recommending rank control games to begs
          >gate instead of lord
          >don instead of dodon
          >shit mora
          >no touhou
          >no toaplans
          >one of the worst psikyo games
          >no raiden
          >barely any doujin shumps
          >absolutely nothing that bucks the credit feeding/1cc paradigm
          decent list

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sine Mora is garbage

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Still No Blue Wish Desire
          >No Crimzon Clover
          What the hell?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actual good shmup list for beginners:
          Batrider
          Blazing Star
          Space Megaforce
          Dangun Feveron
          Darius Gaiden and/or G-Darius
          Lord of Thunder or Thunder Force IV
          Gradius 2 or 3
          In The Hunt
          Jamestown+
          Mushi
          Out Zone
          R-Type Delta or Final (Final is one of the weaker R-Types but it's also the easiest)
          Life Force
          Astebreed
          Soldier Blade or Final Soldier
          Gunbird 2
          Tiger-Heli
          Blazing Lazers
          M.U.S.H.A.
          Pocky & Rocky
          Cho Ren Sha 68k
          Warning Forever
          Noiz2sa (great minimalistic primer on bullet-hells)
          Imperishable Night
          Bike Banditz
          Danmaku Unlimited 3
          Espgaluda
          RayForce
          Grind Stormer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            QP Shootin!! is good for beginners because its short and when you kill an enemy their bullets disappear.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thunder Force IV

            This soundtrack slaps.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actual good shmup list for beginners:
          Batrider
          Blazing Star
          Space Megaforce
          Dangun Feveron
          Darius Gaiden and/or G-Darius
          Lord of Thunder or Thunder Force IV
          Gradius 2 or 3
          In The Hunt
          Jamestown+
          Mushi
          Out Zone
          R-Type Delta or Final (Final is one of the weaker R-Types but it's also the easiest)
          Life Force
          Astebreed
          Soldier Blade or Final Soldier
          Gunbird 2
          Tiger-Heli
          Blazing Lazers
          M.U.S.H.A.
          Pocky & Rocky
          Cho Ren Sha 68k
          Warning Forever
          Noiz2sa (great minimalistic primer on bullet-hells)
          Imperishable Night
          Bike Banditz
          Danmaku Unlimited 3
          Espgaluda
          RayForce
          Grind Stormer

          Is Arcade Classics Anniversary Collection (Steam) good for a beginner? It's kinda cheap when it's on sale.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >random esoteric shit games no one knows
          Wow (You) are so smart and unique.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, if you know the genre, those are all pretty basic. If you really want to talk "lesser known" shmups, look into Graze Counter, Fuzzical Fighter, and Dead In Vitro.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gradius, DonPachi, Darius, R-Type
            >games no one knows

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice, i will trust you anon since i really liked jamestown and mushihime

          I just played and beat Jamestown for the first time last week. Priddy gud.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I turn it on play for like 6 minutes and turn it off. To be fair I thought it was a racing game when I bought it tho

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you press the A button you change colors and absorb the bullets.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to be good at shmups so bad but I'm not autistic enough to track all the little flashy lights. I'm pretty decent at starcraft and boomer shooters and fighters but this is the one genre I just can't understand.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Zero Ranger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      great little game. for me it's the perfect beginner's shmup.
      it's so easy and generous even those who have no experience with the genre can get the good ending in just a week, all while still getting the gist of these games.
      where's my fricking hard mode tho

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How even? The game doesn't become challenging until stage 2 on normal and halfway through stage 3 on easy. And that's if you're playing for chains. Easier if you're just playing for shootin' game.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a good video to follow if I want to get into shmups?
    Also is it okay to play the Touhou series out of order of release? Are there some entries I should play before others?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2hu is unironically the way to go if you want to git gud at bullet hells specifically.
      Also, this guy's video is a good start for gitting gud at the shmup genre as a whole:

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2hu is unironically the way to go if you want to git gud at bullet hells specifically.
        Surely those skills will carry over into most shmups, no? Also the technical micrododging shit seems to be the most intimidating aspect of shmups so I thought to get comfortable with it first.
        Btw I'm emulating a couple different shmups currently and they're all kicking my ass.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just start with Imperishable Night, it's the easiest 2hu. Tap-dodging and moving in the "U" shape described by the video posted by

          2hu is unironically the way to go if you want to git gud at bullet hells specifically.
          Also, this guy's video is a good start for gitting gud at the shmup genre as a whole:

          will carry over to all bullet-hells.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think 8 or 10 are the easiest touhou games (I haven't played past 14, though) so those are probably good starting points. I started with 10 and ended up switching to 8 and played that until I 1cc'd it. Then I did the extra stage. You will get good at them if you just sit and play one. Of course you will be memorizing the patterns to make those specific fights easier, but you will start to notice all the little tricks on how to handle certain cards. Most blanket and simple advice I can give is: when you feel like a certain attack is just impossible, try moving very slowly and see what happens. 95% of the bullets on screen are just there to make you nervous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      read this
      >https://archive.org/details/full-extent-of-the-jam-english/page/n1/mode/1up

      2hu is fine but something like deathsmiles or progear or guwange might be more approachable

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > There's a 3D Xevious on arcade and Playstation. The arcade version is widescreen.
    wtf

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Taito Rayz chronology is coming to Pc and is already available on consoles M2 did the port it has 2 frames of input lag which is exceptionally low.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am hoping it's $20. Anything higher than $20 is a no for me. I'm tired of spending $30+ on both of the Darius games and the Deathsmiles bundle on Steam.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anything higher than $20 is a no for me.
        Buying shmups is not for you. Especially for importing them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately it’s almost full retail price the upside is that its 3 games
        Ray force
        Ray crisis
        Ray storm
        And hd updates for crisis and storm but yeah it’s pricey.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't input lag be 0?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you touch yourself at night.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Touhou is the only shmup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semen encrusted pedophile hands types that post.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one that filtered me was level 4

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just getting into the genre, what are the best sci-fi or mecha shmups?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your mecha shmups:
      Hyper Duel
      Psyvariar 2
      Bangai-O (Dreamcast version)
      M.U.S.H.A.
      Robo Aleste
      There are more, these are just off the top of my head.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seconding hyper duel, it lets you swap freely between biped and jet, also adding cybattler, metal warriors on snes, gigantic army (steam) and galak-z

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blazeon

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post a decent shmup game only you played

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still no 1CC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the real Dreamcast shmup nobody played, and it's a crying shame.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, for this one I can get why. This game is insanely hard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now this is kino

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some bosses suck ass to fight though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up on RAPTOR : CALL OF SHADOWS and EINHANDER.

      I never see people talking about the PS2 release of Silpheed. Surely, someone else played it.
      I haven't played a shmup in years, though. My favorite one was probably TUMIKI Fighters, which was just some freeware combination of a shmup and Katamari Damacy.
      I'd love to play a good shmup again but it feels like the genre is saturated with shit
      What's a good one to get into?
      I haven't touched a single 2hu, either

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My favorite one was probably TUMIKI Fighters, which was just some freeware combination of a shmup and Katamari Damacy
        I'd recommend Blast Works for the Wii, it's a more fleshed-out version of Tumiki Fighters and goes 4-player.

        QP Shootin!! is good for beginners because its short and when you kill an enemy their bullets disappear.

        Bullet Soul is like that, too. The original version is kinda meh, though, but Bullet Soul: Infinite Burst is great. It's on Switch, too.

        [...]
        ikaruga is weird because it’s a vertical shmup with the gimmicks of a horizontal shmup and pretty much no other danmaku are like that

        Played the superior sequel?

        Ikaruga is very hard yeah. Took me 80 or so hours to 1cc it. I have no clue how this game is so popular when it's a hardcore shmup by most standards, there's no i-frames, you have to score well for extra lives, & you have shit like the wheel in stage 4 that can take several hours alone just to learn how to pass it.

        But yeah Radiant Silvergun is even crazier. I think the average Gankerirgin could 1cc Ikaruga on normal if he cared but 1ccing RSG is a feat of autistic dedication

        Took me 50 hours to 1CC Ikaruga, and 50 hours to 1-credit the first stage of RSG. It's hard as hell, but I just can't tear myself away from it.

        I quit after the first level because I found it dull
        beat the first level, you have seen all the rest of the game has to offer

        Thanks for sharing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bought ikaruga because i saw casuals like metaljesusrocks etc raving on about it so i assumed it must be pretty accessible... holy shit Black person i think the furthest i got without the continues (which nullifies your run) was like the 2nd level. I played through the rest of the game with continues to see what it was like and it is fricking insane and i consider myself not completely inept at shmups. I nearly have 1CCd imperishable night before. Fricking normies recommended Ikaruga to me and made me look like an butthole. No wonder these casuals only ever show the first level of any game they are talking about...

      ikaruga is weird because it’s a vertical shmup with the gimmicks of a horizontal shmup and pretty much no other danmaku are like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galaga Legions is pretty fun

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should do more Cave remixes. The Progear remix is pretty good. Maybe they could touch on Taito too.

    Also these ones as well.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought ikaruga because i saw casuals like metaljesusrocks etc raving on about it so i assumed it must be pretty accessible... holy shit Black person i think the furthest i got without the continues (which nullifies your run) was like the 2nd level. I played through the rest of the game with continues to see what it was like and it is fricking insane and i consider myself not completely inept at shmups. I nearly have 1CCd imperishable night before. Fricking normies recommended Ikaruga to me and made me look like an butthole. No wonder these casuals only ever show the first level of any game they are talking about...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ikaruga is very hard yeah. Took me 80 or so hours to 1cc it. I have no clue how this game is so popular when it's a hardcore shmup by most standards, there's no i-frames, you have to score well for extra lives, & you have shit like the wheel in stage 4 that can take several hours alone just to learn how to pass it.

      But yeah Radiant Silvergun is even crazier. I think the average Gankerirgin could 1cc Ikaruga on normal if he cared but 1ccing RSG is a feat of autistic dedication

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit after the first level because I found it dull
    beat the first level, you have seen all the rest of the game has to offer

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketsui is the new Ikaruga

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this new shitty gay copypasta even mean? This is my third time seeing it show up with absolutely zero elaboration.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is pretty difficult, I tried it many times but furthest I could ever get was to level 4 and then it really gets very difficult, I guess these games were just made to take people's money anyway

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is meme shit, don't play it unless you want to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This game is meme shit
      18+ website, come back later.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ikaruga and Ketsui are always games that posers always talk about for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're very different. Ikaruga is a puzzle game. Ketsui is a shmup, and unlike Ikaruga, it's fun to play it for score. Also, go play Mars Matrix.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ketsui is a shmup, and unlike Ikaruga, it's fun to play it for score.
          >fun to play it for sorce
          Ketsui is the new Ikaruga

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No amount of revisionism will make that true.
            Also, learn to copy/paste if you're too mad to actually type. "sorce" isn't a word.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Sorce
              Ketsui is the new Ikaruga
              Mars Matrix is the new DoDonPachi

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for sharing, homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fun to play for (people who resemble mice)
                Wow, they made a game for literally me!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                are u nazrin

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nazrin DEEZ NUTS.
                Gottem.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really liked the new castle of shikigami

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, you just made me google search for "castle shikigami 4." I'm guessing you meant the recent Shikigami 2 port? Does it have the PS2 version's so-awful-it's-amazing English dub, or no?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a hard fricking game. Beat it on Easy first, then work your way up.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last game you 1cc'd?
    Mine was Graze Counter, pretty easy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Technically Psyvariar 2, but only because I can't reach the level-up threshold for accessing Gluon. My run ends after Eta.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't go for 1cc but for no miss instead
      Mine was Andro Dunos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ikaruga on Xbox 360 about 15 years ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ikaruga is the old Ketsui

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yesterday I managed to finish Zanac Neo on hard mode. Trying for very hard pretty soon.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep trying to get into shmups but I can't
    The static nature of the enemies and levels, the autistic community, the lack of support by devs, the completely terrible and boring in design in most of them etc etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go play Mars Matrix.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking horrible control system

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the perfect control system, homie. One button does it all.
          Rapid tap: rapidfire.
          Rhythmic tap: lightning shot.
          Hold down: absorb bullets.
          Release before meter drains out: send bullets back out.
          Holding a direction while releasing: send the bullets in the opposite direction.
          Holding button until meter drains out: Screen-clearing blast.
          It's fricking ingenious.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's complete dogshit and the only people that praise it are non-players that are referencing a video barely anyone outside shmups saw

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Think again, bud. I started playing it back in 2004, four (4) years before Xoxak's "Cave Tribute" video. It's only dogshit to spear-chucking porch monkeys who can't wrap their heads around it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is straight badly designed dogshit, simple as

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. porch monkey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go play Mars Matrix.
        Don't worry anon, I gotcha.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick? I just bought it on the ps store since it was on sale and I remember reading about it on a magazine when it was released on GameCube

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get past the main menu

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