I challenge you?

I challenge you, Ganker.
Describe the last game you played
In a neat haiku.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I challenge you pals
    Describe the last mon you catched
    In a neat haiku

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bombergirl is fun
    shame about the gacha though
    I'm a bad bomber

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Smash was on Steam
    Not recommended review
    1,000 hours

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roses are read
    violets are blue
    im batman

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walking, walking, walking
    Why do I need to take this corpse up that mountain
    When I could just burn the body right here

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have spent the last
    Five hours with my game paused
    To design a dump

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cities Skylines

      Resident Evil
      Two is the name of the game
      That I played last time

      Resident Evil

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are angry,
    where are Nintendo lawyers?
    Nowhere to be seen

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    poke poke hop poke poke
    weapon sharpness has decreased
    frick, out of whetstones

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil
    Two is the name of the game
    That I played last time

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget what Dad said,
    I've got to reach the surface
    Or die here trying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like its one of the Metro games, idk, not sure.

      If Smash was on Steam
      Not recommended review
      1,000 hours

      Brawlhalla, rivals of aethet or slap city.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hades?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    modded minecraft
    is tons of fun with my friends
    But building sucks ass

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Up into the field
    Blanketed with stars above
    My Constellation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield. Pretty nice haiku too.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i shot homies
    what the frick
    is a haiku

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snowing in Sweden
    Unable to fix damn game
    Buy some more, piggie

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Factorio.
    It took sixty hours this time.
    My trains are fricked up.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real Time with Wait
    With art by the master of breasts
    I explore ruins
    i don't know how to write haiku

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five syllables.
      For the first line, then seven.
      Five for the last.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon does not
        Uderstand that five is a
        Single syllable

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once played a game
    I absolutely hated it
    It was so lame
    It made me spit
    That's why I come here
    Btw I'm queer

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am a wizard
    i shall use the plasma beam
    i have learned nothing

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one final effort
    is all that remains my friends
    the fight is finished

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robots with feelings.
    Robot ass is le big.
    I cannot write Haikus.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not fear your death
    Saving and loading is key
    Repeat forever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Close but it was pretty generic

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick skeleton mage
    wait forever for mana
    oh frick, minotaur

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    need a sentry here
    need a teleporter here
    thanks for that, tough guy

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new world to kill
    Oh shit it is a t-rex
    That's too strong for me

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To procure dicky
    One must endure many a roll
    But no guarantee

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    deep inside a vault
    i step on a mine again
    forgot to quick save

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She-goat paladin
    Best dragon in vidya games
    Eternal return

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He juggles cantrips
    Oh look some spiky bushes
    Please don't have a nice day

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh rushing b
    oh look a cool new awp skin
    oh wait theres a cheater in here

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too old to play this
    But I may pay real cash for
    Peter Griffin skin

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan always tough.
    However, deep down they know
    Two nukes not enough...

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plotting my attack
    Advance on the objective
    HIT PENETRATION

    Nobody here plays this shit but me, it's Combat Mission

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my fricking God
    Please stop getting exhausted
    You fat piece of shit

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something is wrong here
    This school has ghosts and demons
    An outer god too

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A God of Control
    Wrestling with Phantom Thieves
    Falls to their Power

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running for my life
    Monsters are everywhere
    Didn’t meet quota

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surrender your guns,
    And come along peacefully,
    Or there will be... trouble.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a game with cool swords
    bopping to the synth music
    I can run on the walls

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The coldness of space
    As empty and deep I feel
    Bad to be alone

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    casual tactics
    melodramatic story
    satisfying end

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beyond the thin trees,
    I can see the cloudy peak.
    I climb that mountain.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young rat king
    Valiantly slaughters the toad
    Communist mole is his friend

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ships ready for war
    The foe comes ready to kill
    Purge the heretic

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love the noble fish
    My life for the emperor
    Kill all chaos spawn

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Noise maker, voice spam*
    "Join our Discord for a prize"
    >Instagibbed by bots

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traversing the stars
    Infinity was their prize
    But so were Todd's lies

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted him to die
    But the phoenix returned
    For a third mission

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using your transform?
    Ha! You didn't beat the game
    Your save is now bricked

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon defeated
    claymore sharpened and ready
    for this goddamn swamp

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They call me Sensei
    All these girls rely on me
    To fulfill their dreams

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saying Revenge Bad
    Reflects You Did Not Play Game
    Play Game, Or Shut Up

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    empty castle
    totally lost here
    rabbit has no pants

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the skies we fight
    For strength, for pride, read the tide
    Rise, my winged ride

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