I couldn't finish a single AAA games last year. They all taste like a crappy well done steak.

I couldn't finish a single AAA games last year. They all taste like a crappy well done steak.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A crappy well done steak
    so perfect for making into a doner kebab

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >well done n' yummy steak
      >'sup
      >'ab o salt
      and it's fricking delish. is hating well done steak a yuropoor thing?

      >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FULLY COOK YOUR MEAT!!!!

      "well done" stake tastes like nothing and has the texture of rubber.
      I'm not going to stop you from eating it if you are a weirdo who actually enjoys that crap, but it won't stop me from judging you.

      Please try a medium rare steak. They're life changing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I prefer to chew my food instead of swallowing it whole like an animal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also like eating rubber and chewing it for what feels like hours

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie that's medium
        rare = red jelly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking did dude
        It tasted like uncooked meat between two layers of actual-nice tasting cooked meat

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well done n' yummy steak
    >'sup
    >'ab o salt
    and it's fricking delish. is hating well done steak a yuropoor thing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "well done" stake tastes like nothing and has the texture of rubber.
      I'm not going to stop you from eating it if you are a weirdo who actually enjoys that crap, but it won't stop me from judging you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"well done" stake tastes like nothing and has the texture of rubber.
        Or, just get good at cooking and maybe that won't be an issue

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumping cups of seasoning on a slab of meat doesn't mean you know how to cook, and it certainly doesn't make well-done steak not taste like ass

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does this even mean? You can't make something cooked incorrectly taste good by being "good at cooking" since if you were good at cooking you would've cooked it right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sahd de fug up :DDD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you marinate the stake before cooking it well done it taste great. The problem is that most people think salt is all you need to flavour it.Thanks to chefs like Ramsey.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The problem is that most people think salt is all you need to flavour it.
          It is if you cook it properly.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends on how well marbled my steak is
          sometimes it tastes perfectly good without any seasoning
          with something cheaper like a strip steak i just add some salt and pepper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice falseflag, euroshitter. americhads vastly prefer rare.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the term 'well done' for burnt overcooked steak originated from the US.
        Nice try, mutt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuropoors historically had no access to beef

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worked at Long Horns for a year as a server. The goddamn boomers ordered med-well to well done. Sometimes their kids would order rare and the fricking mothers would complain that it was 'too red'.
        I don't care that it's anecdotal you fricking Black person

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers aren't human.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I deliberately play games that don't fit my palette.
    >How can I blame this on others instead of myself for continually buying games that I well should know aren't for me?
    anyone who says "AAA sux" or "indie sux" has juvenile taste and doesn't play enough games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is AA

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine enjoying eating that rubber shoe sole.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tasting video games
    There's your problem you hungry homosexual

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FULLY COOK YOUR MEAT!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you eating games?

      May as well just eat a burger if you want well done beef. The more done beef is, the blander it is and more shit you have to throw on it to make it taste good, but at that point, it's just a vehicle for the sauce or seasonings no different than a cracker with cheese. The absolute worst are those who use hefty amounts of brown sugar as if it's a ham, making it taste like a tough hunk of sugary shoe leather dessert instead of a nice savory cut of tender meat.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAHHHH WHERE IS THE BLOOD WHY AREN'T THE NERVES TWITCHING WHY IS IT NOT COLD THIS IS RUINED

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't microwave your steak brown to the center you're an ape. If you take a bite of your well-done steak sandwich on white bread and it's too dry, just put some heinz ketchup on it.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well done
    >with ketchup
    das it mane

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ketchup is good as long as you don't buy that disgusting hfcs heinz goyslop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't buy that disgusting hfcs heinz goyslop
        you actually get (2) two kinds of corn syrup AND it tells you to store it in the fridge which is bizarre.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't you store a tomato-based product in the fridge?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's no reason to refrigerate ketchup, when you go to any restaurant its left out at room temp all day at the table along with the other condiments and even if you have to ask for it the bottle is never cold. there's enough salt in it to stay on a shelf until the second coming.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ketchup just doesn't taste right unless it's cold

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tomato concentrate, also known as tomato extract, is derived from heated tomato juice, from which a certain amount of water is then subtracted.
          How vile...

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will disagree out of contrarianism but pork and chicken are better than beef.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portal 2 was the last playable game.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food analogy
    Do americans really?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the thickest piece of beef jerky I've ever seen.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom used to cook our steaks by putting them in the oven with no seasoning at all and baking it at 350 for 40 minutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she stop?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she put herself in the oven with no seasoning at all and baked at 350 for 40 minutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i got older and ate steak at a restaurant for the first time.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he still plays modern "games"

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most aaa games are released undercooked and needed a year or more to finish
    anon you're silly.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, are you afraid you'll use your masseters for once? I'm gonna start boiling my beef until it turns gray.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else buy cheap steaks and turn them into wagyu-style steaks by cutting it up and blending the lean parts with the fat until it resembles a nicely marbled patty?

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