>gameplayer
I would've googled "starfield "not a real game" " if not for your frickup, and then called you a lying shitstirrer, but now I'm just gonna call you a fricktard, fricktard.
I see they are already preparing themselves for the day when people call it, boring, empty and with nothing to do so they can say but we never said it was going to be anything else.
>STARFIELD as a header/category >forgot to capitalize real >gameplayer >image not squeezed into a smaller box by invisible/disabled ad windows
Calling this amateur hour would be generous.
I'd take this bait thread potentially turning into a discussion about vidya, unlikely as it may be, over some twitter screencap thread that is irredeemable by default.
These threads are like those gotcha tests you took in elementary school where youre supposed to read the entire instructions and you find out at the end you werent supposed to write anything but more fun because its all turdworlders gulping for air instead of a bunch of kids i still hate.
>he meant starfield is not a "game" it's a "KINO"
his years of expertise made him realize just calling these masterpieces as "games" just weren't enough >pic related, new trannies obviously will disagree
You will never be a game. You have no player input, no ludonarrative dissonance, no gameplay loop. Real games laugh at your fake attempts of being a game, gamers have evolved to discern what is and is not a game and will instantly know you are not a real game. Your developers will put your release date on your final patch notes.
There is no turning back, this is the future you chose, this is your life now.
>gameplayer
freudian slip from someone who doesnt give a frick about the player, just their wallets were the focus
Bethesda is going to provide us the greatest service in the history of interactive entertainment
>Not a real game
Finally, a vidya for me
You are CUTE.
I don't see the problem, you hate video games anyway
I don't even play videogames so this might be a buy for me.
he never said that
>be bethesda
>spend 15 years trying to make a video game
>can only make a window
oh no no no xcucks, enjoy your "game"
>gameplayer
I would've googled "starfield "not a real game" " if not for your frickup, and then called you a lying shitstirrer, but now I'm just gonna call you a fricktard, fricktard.
Yeah, I fricked up. Can't win 'em all.
It got me anyways, I thought it was a new cancer word like gameplay loop that zoomers invented
>gameplayer
seems like a perfectly cromulent word
Nicely embiggened vocabulary, my friend.
I see they are already preparing themselves for the day when people call it, boring, empty and with nothing to do so they can say but we never said it was going to be anything else.
>STARFIELD as a header/category
>forgot to capitalize real
>gameplayer
>image not squeezed into a smaller box by invisible/disabled ad windows
Calling this amateur hour would be generous.
This is the original. "gameplayer" is my only frick-up.
>"gameplayer" is my only frick-up.
- Game According
- Todd is not the CEO
whats a gameplayer
It's like a WALKMAN, but for video games!
OP is a snoyjeet posting fake articles he made in Photoshop
Do the needful, gameplayer sirs
>everyone instantly recognizes op as bait
>reply to the thread anyway
>dont even bother saging
I'd take this bait thread potentially turning into a discussion about vidya, unlikely as it may be, over some twitter screencap thread that is irredeemable by default.
Half the fun is to watch how many people still fall for it because nobody reads anything anymore.
And no matter what a few people walk away thinking it was real, and don’t investigate further. Mission accoplished.
These threads are like those gotcha tests you took in elementary school where youre supposed to read the entire instructions and you find out at the end you werent supposed to write anything but more fun because its all turdworlders gulping for air instead of a bunch of kids i still hate.
>not a real game
so what is it?
A white hole.
When are the Vindaloovians getting in?
Too busy tending their garlic naan trees.
Damn.
If it's a space sim then I'm interested. Frick you guys lmao
>he meant starfield is not a "game" it's a "KINO"
his years of expertise made him realize just calling these masterpieces as "games" just weren't enough
>pic related, new trannies obviously will disagree
he's saying it's a hollow pointless sandbox that's supposed to be saved by compulsive modding
This PR is starting to sound more and more like No Man's Sky. I'm expecting a "sandbox" like Elite Dangerous with frick all to actually do in it.
Guess I'll be playing no man's sky then
Bros I googled the article in quotation marks and no match came up. Is OP lying?
rangeban indians and brazilians please
Oh good, No Mans Sky 2
I'll put money down the next update or two will mog Starfield
>gameplayer was never the focus
What did he mean by this?
And that's a good thing.
Cut out all the gamey bullshit.
That fallout 4 combat with generic space pirate enemy is completely unnecessary for instance.
>We made it wrong on purpose, I swear!
then (you) won't like what's come next
Why is it the moronic ESLs that shitpost the most?
They're the only ones here that have any spirit in shitposting.
Also, they're not soijack spammers for the most part
shitposting is still shitposting, and ESLs can't even do that right without multiple frickups each attempt.
Still a breath of fresh air compared to the present standards of shitposts
Phonegays are killing this place, they can't even type properly let alone post images
he's not wrong, skyrim is far more of a zoophilia lifestyle sim than a video game as well
here's hoping starfield can live up to it!
nice job esl
You will never be a game. You have no player input, no ludonarrative dissonance, no gameplay loop. Real games laugh at your fake attempts of being a game, gamers have evolved to discern what is and is not a game and will instantly know you are not a real game. Your developers will put your release date on your final patch notes.
There is no turning back, this is the future you chose, this is your life now.
it's fake, but I wouldn't be surprised after the whole "They're just numbers that increase"
Besides "gameplayer," your grammar isn't even correct. Room temperature IQ at best, do not redeem the card, ESL, etc. have a nice day.
>Not a real game
/v/'s goty
Dumb esl