My company downsized our offices to almost nothing, and are looking to downsize it even further (basically just enough space to have the servers and one person there to receive packages). My wife's company were one of those that forced everyone back into the office part-time to prop up commercial real estate prices, but even that is fading and now they are just closing a bunch of offices and sending those workers home. Not her office yet, unfortunately. Soon my waifu and I will spend all of our time at home, relaxing.
my entire team works from home. i just go to work because i like the comfy feeling of sitting alone in this massive space enshrouded in darkness (i turn off the lights) and the only source of light are my monitors...it's quite something
Same but shooting my bow >can only do it during daytime >in a field because my garden is not long enough
Basically I do it twice a week and the first 30 min is just getting used to the range again and again
>shooting my bow
unironically sounds cool
did you learn by yourself? I love shooting stuff but I guess the neighbors would get mad if I shot a gun in my backyard >t. not american
Anon, you're an adult. It's time to grow up.
You need to know how to do chores. To maintain a house. To cook food.
You must get a job to financially support yourself.
You need to buy a car for freedom of movement, to get to and from your job and other supporting destinations.
Once all of that is fulfilled, you can consider playing video games for an hour or two a day, but no more.
It's time to grow up.
>Anon, you're an adult. It's time to grow up.
never >You need to know how to do chores. To maintain a house. To cook food.
I pay some romanians to do that for me >You must get a job to financially support yourself.
I have one, do wfh >You need to buy a car for freedom of movement, to get to and from your job and other supporting destinations.
have a car, use it to visit my weed dealer and a few hookers >Once all of that is fulfilled, you can consider playing video games for an hour or two a day, but no more.
when Dragon's Dogma 2 came out I was playing that for 10+ hours a day >It's time to grow up.
never
Easiest code to learn/fake knowing?
I just want a cozy IT job where I answer emails and check spreadsheets but every junior role I apply to asks what languages I know.
How do people manage manage farting in an office? The average person farts over 300 times a day. It’s not possible to hold them in and wait for lunch. The office has a fart booth but it’s always occupied for under maintenance.
silver spoon bros ww@? feels good to watch my portfolio grow and grow as the poorgays stay trapped in the poverty cycle
oh but don't let my words demoralize you, wagie, keep on working! sigma male grindset! arbeit macht frei! hahahahaha
I've been unemployed for a little while and I can't even play video games in the day time anywy. It's like some mental block telling me I should be doing something else, and I'll get burnt out if I play all day. I just have zero fun with them until the sun is setting. I actually look forward to getting a job again soon. It was sometimes stressful and tiring when I was working 6 days a week, 8 hours a day, but I was overall happier.
It's a waste of time
life's a waste of time
Work's a waste of time. Least gaming is fun.
Gaming is not fun, what are you talking about..
Why do you play games if you're not having fun anon?
Because there's nothing else to do
Take a trip to gensokyo
work from home
Work from home?
In 2024?
Everyone has returned to offices, and those who didn't will get fired, it just a matter of time.
2 more weeks
Offices are a scam. Total waste of space, time and resources.
well cities are cancerous
all those brown people need jobs
it's putting the cart in front of the horse
strange. I do maintenance for an office and everyone is moving out and the building is actually up for sale.
cheers to all the frens doing wfh
best wishes to anyone working out home
>Everyone
not me
>t. javashit front-end dev
My entire department was WFH for two years before the pandemic even happened. We will never ever return to the office. Keep coping moron.
If the company wasn't WFH before the pandemic, it will become return to the office, or at least 3-4 days office, one WFH.
My company downsized our offices to almost nothing, and are looking to downsize it even further (basically just enough space to have the servers and one person there to receive packages). My wife's company were one of those that forced everyone back into the office part-time to prop up commercial real estate prices, but even that is fading and now they are just closing a bunch of offices and sending those workers home. Not her office yet, unfortunately. Soon my waifu and I will spend all of our time at home, relaxing.
my entire team works from home. i just go to work because i like the comfy feeling of sitting alone in this massive space enshrouded in darkness (i turn off the lights) and the only source of light are my monitors...it's quite something
Nope. Im still here shit posting on Ganker while getting paid. Feels good
3rd worlder here, we have permanent work from home contracts, seethe
Absolutely based. I'm working right now but it's soulless and I'd rather not be doing it tbh.
I know that feel bro. Shit sucks and the day just started.
No, your adult life starts NOW
>adult is just codeword for soulless automaton
glad I didn't fall for this shit
>mfw work in sales
>soul crushing but at least its not boring like a 9-5 office job
9-5?
If you don't work extra hours your boss will fire you, that's how it works nowadays in office jobs
Anon zoomers doesn’t know that reference
DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL
JUST WANNA BE A FOOL
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEOGAMES
EVERY THING ELSE IS REALLY LAME
>tfw just for off my night shift
>also my Friday
Same but shooting my bow
>can only do it during daytime
>in a field because my garden is not long enough
Basically I do it twice a week and the first 30 min is just getting used to the range again and again
At least you can play vidya at night
>look at me everyone I have hobbies that aren't videogames aren't I coooooool?
>shooting my bow
unironically sounds cool
did you learn by yourself? I love shooting stuff but I guess the neighbors would get mad if I shot a gun in my backyard
>t. not american
Try Kingdom Come Deliverance for the autistic bow shooting experience
i look like this
and i say this every day
except i don't actually play vidya
Give in. Become a NEET.
pay my rent
Anon, you're an adult. It's time to grow up.
You need to know how to do chores. To maintain a house. To cook food.
You must get a job to financially support yourself.
You need to buy a car for freedom of movement, to get to and from your job and other supporting destinations.
Once all of that is fulfilled, you can consider playing video games for an hour or two a day, but no more.
It's time to grow up.
Why?
Because that's life
Because the alternative is being homeless and starving.
>Anon, you're an adult. It's time to grow up.
never
>You need to know how to do chores. To maintain a house. To cook food.
I pay some romanians to do that for me
>You must get a job to financially support yourself.
I have one, do wfh
>You need to buy a car for freedom of movement, to get to and from your job and other supporting destinations.
have a car, use it to visit my weed dealer and a few hookers
>Once all of that is fulfilled, you can consider playing video games for an hour or two a day, but no more.
when Dragon's Dogma 2 came out I was playing that for 10+ hours a day
>It's time to grow up.
never
I dont wanna study, I dont wanna work, i dont wanna get married. I wanna play vidya all day, and make people remember my skills
>tfw you realize someone has to work to make vidya and the neet life is an inherently selfish quest
>tfw you realize you don't care
just game at work
Easiest code to learn/fake knowing?
I just want a cozy IT job where I answer emails and check spreadsheets but every junior role I apply to asks what languages I know.
javascript is piss easy
You shouldn't need to code jack shit as an IT guy. Most of the morons that I have to shepherd can barely turn on a PC.
How do people manage manage farting in an office? The average person farts over 300 times a day. It’s not possible to hold them in and wait for lunch. The office has a fart booth but it’s always occupied for under maintenance.
>The average person farts over 300 times a day
and the land of the freeeee
That is over twelve farts per hour.
That is more than one fart every 5 minutes.
What do they eat?
simple, robust, I'll just be the brave one to say the elegance of his solution is matched only by the genius
Made me chuckle because I unironically use to do that at school.
silver spoon bros ww@? feels good to watch my portfolio grow and grow as the poorgays stay trapped in the poverty cycle
oh but don't let my words demoralize you, wagie, keep on working! sigma male grindset! arbeit macht frei! hahahahaha
same bro but instead of playing vydia I just want to sleep like 14 hrs a day
sleeping is neat, like a demo version of being dead
I got out of bed at 4pm today. Feels good man
I used to sleep so much in my teens I probably shaved off 20 years off my life because of that and I don't regret it for a second
I DON'T WANNA PLAY
I WANNA WORK VIDYA
Call in sick?
I'd rather call you're mom hahaha
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES
ALL THE TIME AND EVERY DAY
I've been unemployed for a little while and I can't even play video games in the day time anywy. It's like some mental block telling me I should be doing something else, and I'll get burnt out if I play all day. I just have zero fun with them until the sun is setting. I actually look forward to getting a job again soon. It was sometimes stressful and tiring when I was working 6 days a week, 8 hours a day, but I was overall happier.
>job is actual dogshit
>consistently busy for the past couple months
>tfw you start taking frequent shit breaks to phonepost on Ganker
We are slaves, nothing you can do
>patient sitter
>pay is kinda ass but I’m still getting paid to sit on my phone for 10 of my 12 work hours
It’s a living.