I find funny how a cool concept like a "fire crocodile" ended being this boring, I could imagine getting a tyrantrum or tyranitar but instead we got this thing.
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I find funny how a cool concept like a "fire crocodile" ended being this boring, I could imagine getting a tyrantrum or tyranitar but instea...
if it was bipedal and ditched the balding hair the design would be perfectly serviceable but instead they had to do the most moronic shit possible
That's the most moronic idea I've ever read.
samegay
> if it was bipedal
Is this bait or anon is just horny?
>wanting pokemon to look like pokemon means you're horny
stop projecting
This is parroted over and over again but it still looks like dogshit in that image
I assume this is bait, but I do think it's funny that people sincerely believe this after nearly ten years of b***hing that starters were all bipedal and humanoid.
autistic redditors aren't the same as the majority of the fanbase
also skeleshit already is humanoid, they just gave it a shitty design on top of it.
That's not a humanoid body plan anon
Neither are the vast majority of Pokemon that redditors whine about being humanoid.
Now give an actual example anon.
Inteleon.
That looks way more like a human than Skeledirge you fricking schizoid.
damn moron it's almost as if it's because they're based on completely different animals or something
What a fricking massive goalpost shift. What exactly does this have to do with being designed as more or less humanoid? Are you arguing that lizards must be designed as a humanoid but a croc is just way too far removed somehow?
>What exactly does this have to do with being designed as more or less humanoid?
It's not "humanoid" if the Pokemon simply looks like the animal it's based on, you bumbling dumbfrick.
Well you'd be wrong. Inteleon is significantly more humanoid than Skeledirge and you're blind if you disagree. It runs like a man. It swims like a man. It animates and attacks like a man. It does its assigned job almost exactly like a man would. It has a personality of a specific human. Skeledirge has none of these aspects. Please stop baiting.
>Inteleon is significantly more humanoid than Skeledirge
No it isn't.
>It runs like a man
Holy fricking shit guys look at this humanoid lizard I'm definitely smart and not a dumbfrick redditor
>It animates and attacks like a man
So does Skeledirge.
>It does its assigned job almost exactly like a man would
So does Skeledirge.
>It has a personality of a specific human
So does Skeledirge.
>irl lizard: natural looking legs with joints and muscle definitions
>inceleon: Woody limbs that bend like straws
this is why the machamp line will always be the only good humanoid Pokémon. it’s sad that the people at GF can no longer draw proper arms and legs due to the need to sell cheap plastic toys.
>No it isn't.
Yes it is.
>humanoid lizard
I didn't mean the fact that it runs bipedal. I meant that his running animation is quite literally just human motion capture and does it the same WAY as a man. The arms animate exactly the same, and the rest of the body also for that matter.
>So does Skeledirge.
No it doesn't. It animates by standing up once in a while and roars to sing, which is completely different to how humans sing. It also doesn't look like a literal fricking singer and is less on the nose about it, to the point where it's not actually referencing any specific singer, unlike Inteleon's spy motif literally being James Bond.
>doesn't prove it has any of those aspects
Nice job schizoid.
>generic roar blowback that even fricking landorus does upon roaring
Nice job, schizoid.
>generic roar blowback
No way you're THIS blind kek
hi sagegay
>Skeledirge has none of these aspects
the moronation of skeleshitgays will never cease to amaze me
I've never seen a fanbase of a pokemon so thoroughly miss the point of their own pokemon they're apparently a fan of so fricking hard.
>That pose
They couldn't make it even more blatant than this
It's a reference to Vector you moron.
>Literally a bunch of thin noodles as a body with large snout bubblehead
>Humanoid
Have you seen an actual humanoid in real life anon?
My argument is that Inteleon ISN'T humanoid, but moronic redditors like
think it is. Pay attention.
>balding hair the design
>if it was bipedal
I fricking knew that peoples who hate skeledirge are horny furgays
>Bipedal = furgay!
People need to stop to be THIS moronic blastoise is bipedal and isn't a fricking fursuit
but ofcourse i can't expect more than a single digit IQ from /vp/iss
Holy frick that's the ugliest shit I've ever seen. Looks like some deviantart tier sonic oc shit.
you're right, skeledirge does look pretty bad
I'm talking about that god awful "redesign" did a blind man design it?
>raphael furhomosexual borg is behind the dirge hate threads
Nobody likes your shitty OC moron. How do you cope with the fact not even your own family pretends to like your shitty capeshit "art" anymore?
Calm down, sagegay.
Whatever you say homosexual. Are you still pretending black is a shade of blue?
Are you still pretending you know what complementary colors are?
>what complementary colors are?
wtf are you talking about? I just remember you having a melty because an anon BTFOd you so thoroughly you started spewing moronic shit like the "black is a shade of blue" line.
>cherry picking
>her
Based taste aside, Skeledirge's head shape and coloration is supposedly meant to refference both the Mexican candy skulls and how an opera house is built.
Remove the stupid out of place black from nu-Samurott and it can almost work as a Mega-evo or a regional form with some further tweaks.
looks better than either Tyranitar or Tyrantrum (who is actually boring).
looks like shit
Gamefreak intentionally sabotages starters to promote 1
>Gen1: all marketing went to Charizard while Venusaur and Blastoise barely got anything beside cards
>Gen2: all three starters were sabotaged to shill Kanto
>Gen3: Blaziken was shilled hard to promote fur designs
>Gen4: Torterra got the shaft while the other got shilled hard
>Gen5: Serperior was shilled a lot while the other two didn't get anything
>Gen6: Greninja. enough said
>Gen7: Despite people loving Rowlet line the most, Gamefreak tried to hard to force Incineroar instead by putting it in a movie and Smash, only to fail in both
>Gen8: Cinderace was the entire focus beside Charizard
>Gen9: both the fire and water starters were made to look like trash so people only care about Meowscarada
>due to the lag between JPN and USA releases, the kids had already provided a roadmap for what to shill, due to Charizard being far-and-away the most popular of the original set
>you got me
>again, lag had already revealed the likely choices for success
>empoleon didn't get one ounce of shilling due to Piplup's insane popularity, torterra was an Ashmon
>lag that was STILL a factor again revealed the most likely success story, due to having a demographic chose it above the others
>agree, a highly targeted choice all the way from inception of idea (as frogs are a very popular pet for male japanese kids - so much so bulbasaur line was based off frogs and toads by Sugi)
>people loved rowlet, not its ganky evolutions and they had built the actual most popular Gen 7 starter too feminine for the general little boy audience to accept, so HAD to shill Incineroar to them (else they'd lose them and hurt their pipeline)
>because a football-playing rabbit is cool as frick, to kids that grew up with football and pokémon as part of their cultural education
>cats are the 2nd most popular pet worldwide, they leaned into the assumption an entire WORLD of people would pick a cat vs two modern dinosaurs
So much wrong, in so short a time, all because she can't accept she grew up and Game Freak enter each era with a roadmap and intent for promoting their creations.
loved rowlet, not its ganky evolutions and they had built the actual most popular Gen 7 starter
Yes, people loved Rowlet, but loved a meme sea slug better than a ganky moron with wing-hands. As evidenced by the anime outright admitting its evos were shitmon, by Everstoning Ash's Rowlet, forever preventing it from evolving and forever enshrining rowlet as the most popular part of its line.
I might also add, they don't actually regionalise popular pokémon. Otherwise we'd have gotten Alolan Charizard, Galarian Charizard, Hisuian Charizard and Paldean Charizard instead of it getting shilled as a ridemon and with megas, with a Gmax form, not shilled in the slightest, as it wasn't native to the region and shilled as the first Unrivalled raid, so if your favourite got a redesign, congrats on picking a shitmon. I'm too normie to be so unique.
I mean, the fact they gave Raichu, a canon unloved evo to the more popular Pikachu in-universe and out, a regional form but not Pikachu itself should have told you that. But some c**ts just willingly want to be blind to reality.
>reptile
>hair
Are zoomers genuinely this much motherfricking moronic?
>pokemon
>animals
Are skeledirgetards genuinely this much motherfricking moronic?
"fire-breathing skeletal crocodile" should be one of those ideas that's literally impossible to frick up.
Just saying that it would be more popular than the shillmon cat if it still got the goofy personality and the kaiju body instead of becoming a lame serious cartoon animal
Baxcalibur flopped + bulky designs are less popular than sleek ones so not really
>bulky designs are less popular than sleek ones
Sceptile has an obese pear-shaped body and is popular
>Post a design whos entire identity is being sleek/agile
Not helping your point
>Pear-shaped fatass
>Sleek
>Baxcalibur flopped
Baxcalibur looks ugly and unfinished and is the ace of Hassel, who has a very límited pack of fans because he's a fujoid character.
>bulky designs are less popular than sleek ones so not really
Not true, Charizard and Dragonite are fat lizards and are popular.
Baxcalibur looks AI-generated
that must be why it's one of the only gen 9 pokemon that actually looks like a pokemon
I would trust an AI trained on gen 1-2 designs more than modern GF designers at this point
bax is ubers it didn't flop
Competitive viability doesn't correlate to popularity or else Rillaboom wouldn't have flopped.
>greenfernape flopped
It's used by the most powerful champ after Ash, literally on the same team as Charizard.
It's less popular than fricking Eiscue and was the only fully-evolved Gen 8 starter to not be used by a main character in the anime and the only one to not be in Unite. Cinderace and Inteleon are way more popular.
Why does Skeledirge make troons and mutts seethe so much?
Remember that guy who posted his hands in the skeledirge thread and everything went apeshit?
wtf? how would hands cause an entire thread to go nuclear
>He doesn't know
You should have been here that day
A dude proved he was white and antiskeledirge trannies exploded and seethed eternally.
link?
It's the only good Paldean starter, looks badass. The other two are just waifus for disturbed perverts
I don't think we're looking at the same design
>looks badass
>reptillian starter
>when Charizard exists
Should have stuck to making fire mammals.
>boring
Skeledirge is the complete opposite of boring. He has way more thought put into his design than either of the mons you mentioned.
There are four reptilian Grass starters (Meganium, Sceptile, Torterra, Serperior) and three reptilian Water starters (Blastoise, Feraligatr, Inteleon). Why should Fire only have one?
Mainly because the fire Fire reptile that was created ended up the most popular full stop. Funny how the only Grass final stage to be outright popular was a cat doronjo and the only Water final stage to do same was a seal mermaid.
Almost as if the fanbase prefers mammalian starters...
>Funny how the only Grass final stage to be outright popular was a cat doronjo
Sceptile mogs the cat though
You think so. Fanbase didn't, even the Ashbump couldn't save it.
It's better than the other croc starter at least
I don't hate it. I picked him as my starter (pirated btw lol) and I loved him. Even when people say he's a "balding clown", I still like him and that enhances my enjoyment of him because I think that's hilarious.
In GSC, Typhlosion was my first starter, but I like all of them. I really hated when they gave Feraligatr a beer gut and lanky arms in newer generations. Should've kept him as a fricking beast like in his GSC sprites.
Choke on a wiener
non-sequitur
Living a long and healthy life free of choking on wieners
ESL tier and freudian slip
>We reached the point where now "People" consider a lizard with a spaghetti anatomy humanoid
No wonder the other monster collectorgays makes fun of you guys all the time jesus fricking christ
>stand on two legs
>has a fat human pot belly
>has stupid clown hairs despite supposedly being a reptile
>completely miss the point of its previous stages
>I-it’s totally not humanoid goys
Megazard X apologist should be shot
Skeledirge's problem is the opposite of boring. It has way too many ideas and it looks like a clusterfrick as a result. The Pokemon you describe are simple (aka "boring") ideas that are executed well and look cool
>i-Its boring so it’s le bad
>n-no it’s not boring so it’s le bad
it’s always funny to see /vp/edo stupidly contradicting itself. It’s like a us politician
You know what I don't find funny? Your poor grammar.
you’r*
>You know what I don't find funny? Your poor grammar.
go back to /leftypol/, cuck
I don't care what people say, I love Skeledirge, and so does my wife's son.
I like it. Best fire starter since Infernape.
>IS THAT…AN ANIMAL? WITH A BUNCH OF TACKY SHIT STAPLED ONTO IT? I’M COOMING THIS IS THE BEST DESIGN EVER
Get better taste.
>when it's obviously flames
It’s hair meant to resemble flames, not literal flames
>/vp/erdents are moronic enough to think bipedalism = Furgays!!
is rhydon a fursuit too since it stands on two legs? i bet your moron ass think so since you an't stop thinking about furry porn
>w-we're not furgays
Correct
>y-you're the furgays
No one mentioned furries and barahomosexualry until you did and bipedalism doesn't equal to furhomosexualry is feraligatr a fursuit too according to this logic?
>puh-please ignore we always avatarpost using braixen, delcatty or other furgay mons.
Are those boogeyman in the room with us right now?
did (you) forget this post?
sorry furgay, you've been discovered, try again tomorrow when you'll make the same thread again.
>Doesn't want to answer the question
Is nidoking a fursuit too according to this moronic logic? slowbro too? kangaskhan? or even krookodile anon?
>Is nidoking a fursuit too according to this moronic logic? slowbro too? kangaskhan? or even krookodile anon?
Idk I'm not a degenerate but I'd say they aren't because you homosexuals never use them for your avatargayging.
>Idk
Yeah that's all i needed to read lol
>Yeah that's all i needed to read lol
Sorry I'm not a furgayot degenerate like you lil bro. Now keep seething at skelebro. You'll make this thread again tomorrow and you'll pretend you weren't just BTFOd
>Sorry I'm not a [PROJECTING]
Phew
You'll grow up someday zoomie coomie.
>You'll grow up
Very ironic seeing that coming from you
>is bipedal
Excadrill bros.. is he a fursuit?
apparently, since sagegay keeps screeching over that samurott redesign looking like excadrill
>since sagegay keeps screeching over that samurott redesign looking like excadrill
the frick are you talking about? Why are you talking about samurott out of nowhere?
>Is bipedal therefore it's a fursuit according to zoophiles feralgays in denial
Here's another kaijukino to scare off feralgay zoophiles
both rhydon and skeledirge are cool IMO, keep posting kino watercolor art.
>Monsters can only be bipedal
>Monsters can only be cartoon animals with tacky shit taped to it
>Monsters can only be things i like
>Sphinxes,Gryphons and Cerberus are cartoon animals now
>Skeleshit is a Sphinx, Gryphon, or Cerberus now
>Raphaggot is having a melty again
Kek are you by any chance also the homosexual who gets triggered by the move solarbeam?
>Raphaggot
you mean yawngay, moron?
>homosexual who gets triggered by the move solarbeam?
you mean the 2 discord buddies who fake spam each other, moron?
go back
>yawngay
Is yawngay also Raphael Borg? Kek makes sense someone so pathetic is so easily triggered.
> 2 discord buddies
do you mean one Ganker pedo tourist eternally seething at the guy who first fricked him in the ass?
Pokemon?
>Both monstrous.
How?
By both looking like monsters instead of having human proportions and mannerisms. Yes, Skeledirge might be more cluttered and references human themes, but the execution isn't in a literal human way as if a human motion captured it.
>By both looking like monsters
But skeledirge is a real life crocodiles with accessories slapped on it how is that monstrous?
Skeledirge has a big purple tongue and can breathe fire. That's monstrous enough.
>Skeledirge has a big purple tongue and can breathe fire.
Pretty much all fire pokemon can do that and giraffes have purple colored tongues as well but that doesn't make those monstrous
>but that doesn't make those monstrous
Giraffees are monsters anon same goes for hippos, rhinos and elephants.
>Giraffees are monsters
No they're animals
>same goes for hippos, rhinos and elephants.
These are normal animals as well
>animals can't be monsters
Are you moronic?
>animals can't be monsters
Correct anon monsters are monsters meanwhile animals are animals no one is going to point to a mouse and calling it a monster
You are historically wrong.
No one cares what historians think godzilla is a monster a bear isn't
>muh historians
Not historians but people the Garm was jus a wolf, the behemoth was a rhino, hippo or elephant, leviathan was just a whale or an orca, ziz was just an eagle...
>muh gojira
weebs are moronic.
>People are moronic enough to consider lame animals monsters
Many such cases
>Weebs are moronic
Not an argument
>not an argument
It is, but a weeb like you wouldn't understand. Your cognitive level is inferior to the argument so you'll never understand. Nay, you'll never understand that you'll never understand, a very sad case indeed.
>Again with no argument and only insults
>I don't understand what you're saying so I'll pretend it's an insult
sad
>Saying other people have a inferior cognitive level isn't an insult
Whatever you believe little guy
You ignoring the argument isn't an argument either.
It looks nothing like Godzilla either. It's just a standing croc with less differences from a croc than skeledirge has. This is important to point out even though I much prefer Feraligatr more because of it's more simplistic design and lack of jobs.
>You ignoring the argument isn't an argument either.
I can't ignore something that doesn't exist
>It's just a standing croc
And what do you think godzilla is?
>doesn't exist
Ignoring it doesn't make it disappear
>what is Godzilla
Not a crocodilian of any kind. He's based on the T-Rex if anything.
I can also say Skeledirge is based on Cocollona
>Ignoring it doesn't make it disappear
And saying "moron weebs" doesn't make something an argument
>based on the T-Rex if anything.
Looks nothing like a T-rex
>Skeledirge is based on Cocollona
Where are it's butterfly wings then?
>moron weebs
You're ignoring historians, no one else. You have;t actually presented a monster definition
>looks nothing like a T-rex
It looks a lot like T-Rex's the way we contracted them before.
>butterfly wings
It's allowed to deviate. Where are Feraligatr's nuclear capabilities?
>You're ignoring historians
The idiots who thought a lame ass bear was a monster?
>It looks a lot like T-Rex's
If you're blind i guess
>It's allowed to deviate.
Where are it's butterfly wings anon?
>Where are Feraligatr's nuclear capabilities?
No one said feraligatr has nuclear capabilities who thought that?
>bear was a monster
Nothing is actually wrong with this statement if you answer what a monster is defined as.
>if you're blind
That's literally what it's based off you fricking moron. It's also why the failed reboot made it hunched.
>butterfly wings
Again, it's allowed to deviate and not include them while still being inspired off of Cocollona
>No one said
You did when you implied being inspired off of something means you need every single characteristic of that thing.
>the failed shillmon FOTMs are way more popular
nice try
second part meant for
sorry
>if you answer what a monster is defined as
A monster is an imaginary creature
>That's literally what it's based off
Wrong
>Again, it's allowed to deviate and not include them while still being inspired off of Cocollona
How can be inspired by something that has butterfly wings without having butterfly wings?
>You did when you implied being inspired off of something
Being inspired =/= having the same powers
>A monster is an imaginary creature
Nice headcanon, did a youtuber give it to you?
>Things i don't like are headcanons
Nice cope little guy
>he doesn't think John Wayne Gacy was a monster
Are you a pedo or something?
No one knows what you're talking about
>Are you a pedo or something?
Are you?
>No one knows what you're talking about
Are you also going to pretend you don't know who charles manson is?
I don't know nor i care about your eceleb drama shit
>eceleb drama shit
Never go full moron anon
Sorry not sorry that i don't care about your eceleb drama shit
Both of then predate eceleb shit zoomtard.
I don't know nor i care why they do it but alright
>a monster is an imaginary creature
According to this, this entire discussion was rendered useless
>wrong
Because you don’t like the truth?
>how can you not be identical to your inspiration?
>proceeds to assert it’s okay to be based on something without being identical to your inspiration
Thanks for answering your own question.
>genwarring out of no where
kys
>According to this, this entire discussion was rendered useless
For you i guess
>Because you don’t like the truth?
Cartoon animals not being monsters is the truth though
>Schizobabble
>Even more schizobabble
Alright then
>For you i guess
No, objectively. If "monster" has nothing to do with the actual design and everything to do with being "imaginary", then the definition shifts and every pokemon is a monster no matter how it looks. That's a very moronic position.
>cartoon animals not being monsters is the truth though
unless they, you know, fir the definition of monsters
>schizobabble
Thanks for admitting it's okay to be inspired by something and not be identical to that thing.
>same body
this isn't even true in either case anyway
>same powers isn't deisng
structure -> function
>Feraligatr is identical to Godzilla
This is bait
>skeledirge looks nothing like cocollona
having a ghostly croc is still an inspiration
>flygon
>bipedal dragon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>flygon
>bipedal dragon
Correct
Me doing a pushup doesn't make me quadrupedal. It's a flying design and is overwhelmingly viewed by fans as such.
>Standing on two legs doesn't make a design bipedal
How?
>Needs a mega to even compete against flygon's popularity yet still fails
Salamincels are pathetic
>Standing on two legs
It doesn't actually do this primarily, just like I don't always get around quadrupedally even though I can do pushups
>needs a mega
The mega is a symptom of popularity, not the other way around. Your poll's pretty strange too and isn't made like a reliable poll. Sure, you can extrapolate some new trends from it, but it's different from other popularity examples
>It doesn't actually do this primarily
Yes it does thanks for confirming you didn't play the game
Do you know what primarily means? I ask again: If I do a pushup, am I quadrupedal?
>Do you know what primarily means?
That flygon primarily walks on two legs? yeah unless you think birds can't be bipedal because they fly lol
Birds don't fly most of the time, unlike Flygon. I sure hope you don't consider the Tower Duo and the Legendary Birds as primarily bipedal designs either....
>I sure hope you don't consider pokemon that only walks on two legs as as primarily bipedal
>needs a mega
base salamence roflstomps flycuck easily, your "dragon" is the weakest in the region. Yes even Altariagays are better than flykeks.
So you're basically saying anything real is automatically an animal when there is no functional difference design wise with a monster. That's a dumb position.
Without the make believe giant size godzilla is just a dude in a fursuit
>a dude in a fursuit is a monster
I mean most furhomosexuals are pedos so you are not completely wrong there.
>having anywhere near human-like body plans or proportions.
Quadrupedaltards said being bipedal is enough to be a fursuit can't you even read?
Well when you couple it with a job it comes pretty close. I disagree with that guy but oh well. Keep thinking everyone's the same guy.
As opposed to humans with animal and job accessories slapped on? I dare you to look up what a monster means. Being animalistic doesn't discount something from being monstrous. It often heightens it if anything.
>Being animalistic doesn't discount something from being monstrous.
There's a difference between being animalistic monster and being a straight up animal with accessories lazily tacked on it skeledirge happens to be the later
How is Skeledirge not an animalistic monster anon?
>How is Skeledirge not an animalistic monster
Because it's just a recolored animal like ratata or lechonk not a monstrous depiction of an animal like blastoise or feraligatr
>feraligatr
>literally just a blue alligator
>muh monster
>skeledirge
>flame breathing and ghost type
>not a monster
I think you are just severely brain damaged.
>feraligatr
Essentially a kaiju-like crocodile yeah that's a monster
>Skeledirge
Literally just a red crocodile how is that a monster?
How is a standing blue crocodile instantly a monster?
How is a red crocodile with body changes from a crocodile and ghostly fire birds emanating from it not a monster?
A bear is a monster though.
>How is a godzilla-crocodile-thing a monster?
>How is a literal animal paint in red color not a monster?
You answered your own question
>Imma pretend a homosexual in a blue furrysuit is scarier than a fire breathing crocodile
Yikes
How is feraligatr a fursuit?
Feraligatr has the general kaiju shape body how does skeledirge look like a phoenix?
>kaiju shape
the blue fursuit looks nothing like mothra lil bro.
>the blue fursuit looks nothing like mothra
That's why i said godzilla can't you read?
>That's why I said godzilla
So literally a dude in a fursuit, thanks for confirming
How is Feraligatr any more related to Godzilla than Skeledirge is to a Phoenix?
>kaiju-like
>less than 1.7 m in height
Kek do manlets really fear this shit? A regular croc is bigger and more monstruous.
You morons turned the word "Monster" and "Monstrous" into "Things i like" now it's just a meaningless buzzword like the rest
sneed
In lots of fantasy stories, animals that exist in real life will be called animals, while anything thats not real is a monster. but there's usually no in-universe reason as to why, let's say, a bear, is not a monster. it's agressive, dangerous, and carnivorous. but it's an animal anyway. In my universe, monster is a name given to a single animal that is bothering the locals. A bear that just chills in the woods is no monster, but a bear that frequently kills hunters is a monster.
Just a little something to think about.
>Incineroar made /vp/ seethe so hard they get still triggered by Pokémon on two legs.
Truly the GOAT heel.
>the mon everyone obviously dislikes brought into the thread out of no where
10/10, many (You)s expected
I like edgy Tony the Tiger though.
Based
speak for yourself
Ok but how you know?
What the frick even is a Monster?
What is a woman?
Why ""people"" think only bipeds can be fursuits when picrel disproves that?
>Yet another war between feralgay furries and anthrogay furries
>/vp/ is now a feral vs anthro board
When will the board deleters put this place out of it’s misery already?
It's just furhomosexuals eternally seething at monster designs.
Schizo thread
Quaquaval is also a monster
>Humanoid bird creature thing
I guess it's just a very flamboyant harpy?
true
We can end this thread here now? you kids have school tomorrow
>a thing of extraordinary or daunting size
>godzilla is building sized, obviously a monster.
>feraligatr is human sized, obviously just a human in a fursuit, not a monster.
Thanks for proving my point anon.
>feraligatr is human sized
No way humans are 7' 07" tall
That includes the tail though, a 6 foot tall furry can easily reach 7+ foot length with a long tail.
>That includes the tail though
Proof?
Some of the pokédex show the size comparison with the trainer who is 1.5m tall I think it was FRLG, you can see how it isn't height for Feraligatr and how it shows wingspan for other "big" mons such as Crobat.
Something funny was that Nidoking is the same size as Clefable IIRC.
Are zoomers really seething at the kaijukino that built this franchise?
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Kek and rekt
What were those posts?
Definitely some moron schizo trying to instigate flamewar who is probably ban evading right now
>pokemon
>pocket MONSTERS
its literally in the name you fricking morons
The design is cool, the 3D model is absolute garbage
>"flames" that look like he's a balding clown instead of fire
>polygonal body for some reason (drednaw has the same issue)
>2D art makes the head look fricked up
this dude wasnt winning from the start
>morbidly obese crocodile with a clown wig and nose
>cool
This is what growing with bw does to your brain
>balding clown meme
You're not fooling anyone
her body looks like a weird tube to me
>how can you not be identical to your inspiration?
Having the same body is identical enough having the same powers isn't design
>proceeds to assert it’s okay to be based on something without being identical to your inspiration
Feraligatr is identical to Godzilla though with or without breathing radioactive shit meanwhile skeledirge looks nothing like coccolona without the butterfly wings
>wonder why a reply gets deleted
>"braixen"
oh
>braix
I think the Ivyschizo is onto something, only the posts calling out the avatargayging discord raiders got deleted ITT.
Qrd?
people who like pokemon on 2 legs are fighting people who like pokemon on 4 legs
just daily /vp/ drama
found this on X
remember that outside furry communities, everybody likes quadruped designs
>everybody likes quadruped designs
So why sceptile, charizard, blastoise, typhlosion, feraligatr, empoleon are all popular?
likes x =/= hates y
besides, those are giant lizards/penguin, not cereal mascots
Venusaur is KANTOO so it's automatically popular
Meganium isn't but Bayleef is popular in porn
Swampert isn't the most popular of Hoenn starters but nobody hates it
same for Torterra
>likes x =/= hates y
So why they're popular anyway? why isn't venusaur more popular than charizard if people like quadrupedal pokemon so much like you claim?
it's all about marketing
Bulbasaur sells more merchs than Charizard line in JAPAN because it was properly marketed there. Unlike in USA
You do realise the japs consider each pokémon in relation to their peers? The ones who love bulba, also love charizard but for different reasons, as opposed to the wester toxic waste who conflate popularity of one part of a family as evidence the entire line (or their shitmon final evo favourite) is similarly popular. If what you thought was correct, 'Zard should be behind Venusaur and Blastoise, due to the base stage popularity order. But 'Zard is by far and away the most popular, because people judge it against a fat moronic-looking quadruped and a fat moronic-looking biped.
>muh quadruped and bipedal!!
Charizard is popular because it's a dragon.
bring a dragon that walks on 4 legs and it will be popular as well
Yeah, and its competition was a moronic frog and tortoise, they didn't exactly challenge it any. Meow was the same - a bipedal cat up against a moronic croc and gay bird - no challenge.
And big fat "NO" on that skipper, for a start, they're not making any starter that will end up breaking the triangle (it's why 'Zard only becomes a temporary dragon and HAS to start off adhering to the triangle). And making a starter quadruped is just admitting you want to shill something else.
>bring a dragon that walks on 4 legs and it will be popular as well
Salamence is a quadrupedal dragon and is less popular than flygon a bipedal dragon has shown here
>Salamence 12th place
>Flygon 3th place
>>is less popular
>Salamence has a mega
>flycuck has nothing
Flykeks are pathetic and delusional.
How come bulbasaur is more popular than charmander and squirtle when bulbasaur is a quadruped and those two are bipedal?
How come charizard is more popular than bulbasaur when it's quadrupedal and people hate bipedal pokemon?
Never said people hated bipedal pokémon lil bro but you did state that quadrupeds weren't as popular and bulbasaur disproves your claim. GG no re.
>Never said people hated bipedal pokémon
That's what you're trying to implying here
moronbro
Holy shit you're a demented mongoloid. As already stated, likes x =/= hates y
>Holy shit you're a demented mongoloid.
Not an argument moronbro
>implying that's me
Only you can be this schizophrenic
>everyone who reply to me is the same person
Meds
>Thinking about meds
ngm
>Not an argument
If you finish reading you'll see the argument, son. As already stated, likes x =/= hates y
>implying that's me
Holy frick those redesigns suck. Why is it that people who "redesign" come up with the most hideous shit ever?
Because it's shilled more. Meanwhile, Bulbasaur is not shilled any more than its counterparts yet beats them at the polls.
>everybody likes quadruped designs
So why venusaur, meganium, swampert, torterra and hisuian samurott are all unpopular?
>found this on X
AN ACTUAL TWITTER TOURIST IS IN THE THREAD NUKE THIS ALREADY
99% of pics posted in coom generals are from xwitter, sweety
he was always right and that's why they hate him
these look fricking terrible and ruin the point of all of them