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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing innovative about Palworld

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like being able to fly thousands of feet in the air and not see a low-poly glitchy mess of a landscape like in PLA

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch technical limitations

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mhu graphics
          Watch a movie.

          Not you comparing Switch game to a PC game....

          embarrassing how low dogshittendo has fallen

          You dont' need to have a powerful device to have art style and art direction. Having barren minimum effort environments was a deliberate choice, not a technical restriction. Let's nto pretend like Arceus is the only game in existence that had to be on a weak device.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            pokesisters?! our other response???!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Talks about art style and art direction while praising Palworld
            Irony is lost on you, huh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know what else runs on the Switch?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            pokesisters?! our response???!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            almost forgot about the Switch port of Witcher 3 lol

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            my mom

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly one of the most played games out there, solid experience all around.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know what else runs on the Switch?
            Skyrim

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pokedrone posing as a non-pokedrone while pulling Red Dead Redemption 2 (not a Switch game) to own le palchuds
            absolutely embarrassing
            here's some actual proper comparisions btw

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            You dont' need to have a powerful device to have art style and art direction. Having barren minimum effort environments was a deliberate choice, not a technical restriction. Let's nto pretend like Arceus is the only game in existence that had to be on a weak device.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >palchuds
              >chuds
              Can someone explain to me how is it that Amerimutts just eat up any fricking buzzword that that Twitter subhumans make up?
              Seriously, even the Americans who are right wing speak like a bunch of feminists nowadays with their "gaslight" and their "chud" and are also very careful about saying "trans" instead of troony.
              I guess this is what happens when you have no culture beyond social media.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess its because the average right winger is still more respectful than a slur-throwing b***h ass c**t like yourself. Which to be honest, the bar is on the ground.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              By the way, what's embarassing is you think this

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              You dont' need to have a powerful device to have art style and art direction. Having barren minimum effort environments was a deliberate choice, not a technical restriction. Let's nto pretend like Arceus is the only game in existence that had to be on a weak device.

              looks good and is somehow an example of how a Triple A should look like.
              Here, have an almost decade old game.

              And I'm the Pokegay when you are the ones who have zero standards when it comes to graphics.
              I bet you even bought some of the Switch Pokemon games, or that you are even the type that thinks Legends is good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the pokedrone who loved bdsp

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I hated every single Pokemon since BW2.

                you praise pokemon and now you jump at their defense, you have to bring up realistic game on pc to say palworld suck meanwhile you enjoy modern pokemon. If you put up with sv you have no say on any games

                When have I praised Pokemon?
                If it was up to me Pokemon would be a PC exclusive and I would give it a realistic artstyle, and the best graphics that money can afford and that wouldn't make an RTX 4090 explode and I would also make sure the open world is at least close to being as detailed as RDR2.

                >If you put up with sv you have no say on any games
                I haven't, hell I haven't even bought a Switch precisely because it's underpowered piece of crap.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just have to shit on the competition. You said nothing substantial on pokemon games but all other you can shit on thats ok

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, my way of thinking is that just because one is shit I'm not going to praise one for being slightly less shit.
                1/10 isn't suddenly good because it's above 0/10.

                >You said nothing substantial on pokemon games
                I don't have much to say beyond the fact that they have garbage graphics because, again, I haven't a Pokemon game since USUM, which was the last straw for me.

                Pokemon being on the Switch or Palworld being an indie game aren't an excuse for not having good graphics because it's just not my problem.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            low fps, stuttering, lower poly compared to other versions
            So that's why you're posting am screenshot and not a webm

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              proof?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >low fps, stuttering, lower poly
              so just like pokemon SWSH and scarlet/violet then, but prettier

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yoooo it doesn't run like it does on PeeCee yooooooo they had to take shortcuts on lesser hardware ayooooooooo
              no shit, you dumb fricking Black person

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breath of the Wild was boring, but it looked gorgeous on a "limited" console.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mhu graphics
        Watch a movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not you comparing Switch game to a PC game....

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        embarrassing how low dogshittendo has fallen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how low gayfreak has fallen
          ftfy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >top $70 + tax
        >bottom is only $15
        Gamefreak should be really set on fire with Ohmori getting the guillotine with israelite Merrick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        good luck porting palworld on switch when it's already pushing the Xbox to its limit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youre too used to shitty buggy games coming out without ever even being capable of projeting the ideas to fix it with future patch like the rest of the industry does

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have no argument, let me talk about YOU

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not just you, about how the game youre defending are the buggiest on switch and you dare talk. stfu and come back when sv is patched

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I know nothing about this game
                yeah I think that was clear the moment you posted your first meme pic, tertiary.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah because they didnt plan fixes for the game. Thats still thousand times better than what gamefreak did

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you don’t care about the actual gameplay? only graphics?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being able to explore a map is part of the gameplay.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he’s an open world gay, what did you expect anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >low-poly glitchy mess
        I know that you, as a Pokegay, have extremely low standards, but Palworld in no way has good graphics.
        Palworld even maxed out looks like a PS3 game despite the fact that it runs worse than Red Dead Redemption 2, a game that would probably blow your minds since, unlike Pokemon and Palworld, isn't two generations behind in every aspect.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile, 5 years ago in an actual game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats an exception moron, every other games looks like shit next to red dead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          masterpiece you never played, poketard. You know palworld did a really good job on the graphics when you have to pull out red dead 2 to say its shit. Go back to your pokeslop, like you said before you never cared about graphics anyway

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you know palworld did a really good job on the graphics
            Dude, see

            >low-poly glitchy mess
            I know that you, as a Pokegay, have extremely low standards, but Palworld in no way has good graphics.
            Palworld even maxed out looks like a PS3 game despite the fact that it runs worse than Red Dead Redemption 2, a game that would probably blow your minds since, unlike Pokemon and Palworld, isn't two generations behind in every aspect.

            On top of that it's optimization is fricking awful.
            Bad graphics, bad performance and inconsistent artstyle, if there's anything you can accuse Palworld of ripping off of Pokemon is the technical aspect.

            > like you said before you never cared about graphics anyway
            No, I care, in fact I am not going to accept any Pokemon game that doesn't at least have Ray Tracing.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you praise pokemon and now you jump at their defense, you have to bring up realistic game on pc to say palworld suck meanwhile you enjoy modern pokemon. If you put up with sv you have no say on any games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would have used crysis if you weren't a zoomer

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crysis is already showing it's age unless you mod it.
            Though I could still use it because, somehow, the 11 year old Crysis 3 still mogs both franchises despite it coming out on the PS360.

            >pokedrone posing as a non-pokedrone while pulling Red Dead Redemption 2 (not a Switch game) to own le palchuds
            absolutely embarrassing
            here's some actual proper comparisions btw [...]

            Probably because RDR2 is a generation ahead of The Witcher 3.
            I don't care if it's on the Switch or not, if the Switch is underpowered that's Nintendo's problem, not mine.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn you sure showed him with your artifacted to shit jpg screencap saved as a png from some homosexual on youtube with a watermark on it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We shit on GF but honestly even BotW and TotK look like absolute ass while flying around, so even with a competent team there wouldn't be much room for improvement unless we go back to loading screens and small areas but I'm sure you'd complain like the time you did with ORAS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the simple thing of using the mons for something else outside just battles

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I always missed the option to butcher and eat my starter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Fly attack can be used outside of battle to fast travel and Surf can be used to traverse water terrain.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, you gotta pay for a public taxi or ride a goofy ass water bike around because using your pokemon that way is illegal.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what are HMs
        >what is pokemon riding
        >what are beauty contests
        >what is pokeathlon
        >what are all the different camera functions/modes
        >what are videos in XY
        >what is pokestar studios
        >what are pokemon musicals
        >what is pokemon-amie
        >what is camping in galar
        >what are picnics in scatviol
        etc...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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            Anonymous

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              Anonymous

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                Anonymous

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                Anonymous

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              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

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        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What are a bunch of cut mechanics we can't do anymore

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            which of those can't you do?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              HMs*, Musicals, Pokestar Studios, videos, Pokeathlon, beauty contests...
              That's about it actually but I figured I'd just give you the straight answer.

              *I'm aware it was technically replaced but it's still notable

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just play the old games. Why would you play anything past B2W2?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All available on one game, right?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            who said that?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              disingenuous c**t

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you moved the goalpost champ

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            are any of those features listed available in palword?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boring, a majority of those are boring.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only autists bothered with any of that shit except for using HMs (because they were forced to). None of that is fun. You know what is fun? Flying across the entire map hovering 200 meters in the air looking down.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like in ORAS?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moving the goalpost
              also, you can do that in ORAS and SV

              No not like in fricking ORAS. That's just a fancy looking hub selection. You're not flying over shit. You're selecting which town you want to load into. You can't be serious equating Palworld's flying to that shit can you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moving the goalpost
            also, you can do that in ORAS and SV

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They look like shit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalpost again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what contests and pokeathlon were for.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I thought HMs were le ebil not quality of life thing. Why is it suddenly good when another slopen world trash does it?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          HMS should be passive abilities instead of taking move slots

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like how palworld does it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been anything innovative about Pokemon since Gen 1. Who cares about making something new instead of making something good and enjoyable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You play pokemon, you dont care about innovation. You have quieten every criticisms of your favorite franchise, the ds remaster with the original bugs imported sold more than pla, it says it all and youre proud of being this moronic and complacent in your mediocrity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about Pocket Pair.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you talking about? Pokemon with guns and survival bases in a good game is news to me

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people try to make it a competition between Pokemon and Palworld like 90% of the people playing Palworld aren't Pokemon fans when that was the exact target audience for the game?
    Palworld's success topping Steam just further proves that Pokemon is a juggernaut and would dominate the PC and other console markets effortlessly if it wasn't only on the Nintendo.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In this game you can raise zombies and have them do menial tasks for you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this game grindy af?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is, and a lot of convoluted crafting recipes.

        But if you can get past that, the game essentially automates everything for you.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my original character. DO NOT STEAL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      UMBREON PREVO???

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never given a shit about Eevee before, but for some reason I really like Nox. Not sure why.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost type Eevolution if Game Freak was creative and actually cared.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't run that demo on switch, not even just the static models with no interaction or anyhting

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one would be crying about anything if pokemon stuck to 2d

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HIRE THIS MAN! HIRE THIS MAN! HIRE THIS MAN!
    The last time gamefreak hired a man you wiener sucking homosexuals complained about it what's with the change of heart? hypocrisy?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow Gayfreak can't animate this or their spaghetti code engine explodes or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >their spaghetti code engine
      This is the real problem. GF could easily make something similar in looks to palword by hiring like 5 guys to work in unity and the result would be mediocre but everyone would be impressed. I don't know if they simply refuse to license an engine or what.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They honestly don't even need five guys. At one point in Palworld's development, it was going to be on Unity, but then they hired some actual professional who only knew Unreal, so they just said frick it and swapped to Unreal and had the guy teach everyone else how to use it. Either the dude is some fricking sage, or this whole industry should be embarrassed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but then they hired some actual professional who only knew Unreal
          that's the best part, it was not a real professional, but a rogue "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN, HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE IN ANY WAY HE CAN" dev from the meme song, told the producer to just fricking trust him despite failing spelling doom for the project and the producer went "lol ok, YOLO"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It drives me violently insane that they managed to Mr. Magoo their way out of every hurdle in their way, including the fricking Unity licensing debacle. It's the fricking luck of fools, I swear.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If only GF could Mr Magoo their way to a good swotch game. Maybe they need to HIRE THIS MAN but god knows they refuse to hire the proper amount of people

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They tried, they risked and succeeded. Most don't even try or live by the "they'll buy it anyway lol" dogma, I wonder who I'm talking about

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they risked
                >pokegays think making Early Access Survival Game with Crafting and Farming #1583971598310790153 is risking
                I swear Ubisoft could make an open world game with tower climbing, flood the map with pointless collectables and make the combat be reduced to pressing B and A to chain-kill every Pokemon and you would think it's some kind of revolution in gaming.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron doesn't fricking know
                the 6,7 million dollars is money the bank lent them, if this shit flopped their lives would be under a bridge, their OG budget was literally 10,000 bucks before they bet everything on this game with the bank

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rogue Japanese devs learning that they can just make and publish pc games rather than working themselves to death for GRORIOUS ZAIBATSU

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have a vision, I just want people to have fun
                well he did it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And?
                You think combining a formula that plebs have eaten up for 10 years and Pokemon, which plebs have been eating up for 30, is any risk?
                This game is pure market research, same as Pokemon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And?
                Concession accepted.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so they just said frick it and swapped to Unreal and had the guy teach everyone else how to use it. Either the dude is some fricking sage, or this whole industry should be embarrassed.
          Exactly how?
          Unreal Engine is probably the easiest engine to learn, and the game's technical aspect is atrocious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know if they simply refuse to license an engine or what.
        They used Unity for BDSP but I they would rather keep the licensing fees for their mainline games. They need to invest in their engine so they can have something that looks for the console. They don't need anything groundbreaking, just something that is not embarrassing or some of the worst on the console.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I criticize GF as much as any other sane person. SwSh, PLA and SV look and run like shit. It's not Switch's fault, but Game Freak's incompetence and stupid insistence on annual releases when they're the ones setting the dates.
    That being said, Palworld is a bunch of HIRE THIS MAN tier assets cobbled together and held by a string and chewing gum.
    It runs at 540p 15-20 FPS on Xbox One S (3x stronger than Switch). That's worse than any Switch Pokemon game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: This is running on last gen hardware

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The digifans are taking their chance. i wish it were pokemon instead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to Nintendo, they have the shotgun pointed at any mod that tries to add anything remotely pokemon related

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy who tried to make a Pokemon mod fricked himself in the ass by going
        >just get past the paywall and you can have it for free :^)
        Even the Palworld Devs didn't like what he was doing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DIGIMON

      DIGITAL MONSTERS

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. People only compare Palworld and Pokemon because it's all there is to talk about. Beyond that, Palworld is a generic survival crafting game, an ARK clone, except it has Pokemon like animals instead of dinosaurs.

    The gameplay is repetitive quickly, and probably wouldn't have been as successful if it didn't take Pokemon as references for its creatures. After that, gameplay is basically a copy paste of Craftopia, which was already copy pasting the legend of Zelda BOTW. Even the capture mechanism was introduced in Craftopia.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People only compare Palworld and Pokemon because it's all there is to talk about.
      Nah, it's because of webm related

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meanw you're enforcing the fact people only talk about Palworld to compare it with Pokemon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a gyatt shawty if I've ever seen one

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What tells me that this site is nothing but normalBlack folk is almost no one sees both the modern state of Pokemon and Palworld as shit, everyone's buying into the forced a vs b team American Avengers/Football cattle mentality. Or even worse, pardoning both of their low-standards and quality. You're the reason the standards keep dipping, you keep tolerating them and dogpiling the few dissdents.

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