I had fun with this game. This game is enjoyable. It is a fun game that I enjoyed and had fun with, it was enjoyable.

I had fun with this game. This game is enjoyable. It is a fun game that I enjoyed and had fun with, it was enjoyable.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I had fun with this game.
    How fricking DARE you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it is Ganker

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was great during the exploration phase. When there were things I didn’t know about and the world was a mystery I loved it. As soon as the core game play loop became apparent it started to lose my attention. Id love to autstically build bases more but remembering how I’ll have to grind resources and haul them around over and over again kills it for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can put it in creative mode, my dude. Or give yourself the resources you need.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Creative mode usually doesn’t do it for me either. Feels like cheating. Besides take out the risk reward of gathering mats and hunting things then why am I playing this instead of some other building game with more depth in the building aspect.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is a compromise, you idiot. If you're building something modest you really don't need to invest that much time for materials. It's something grandiose that needs it. In that case, you flip the switch, do your thing, and then enjoy the fruits while returning to normal gameplay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I see your point but I could just play another game and not have to make compromises to have fun.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, just rob yourself of your own satisfaction then. You are unsavable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I'm waiting for the next biome to come out. The exploration is fricking excellent in this game. It's sad to see them taking so long, but hopefully it pans out in the game's benefit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had a good time combing the enviroment and enjoying the aesthetic with a mate or two, and even a couple solo hours. Don't see it being engaging for much longer than that without some serious work on the systems combat relies on. If nothing else, just pure animation work would do wonders, I remember most enemies just vaguely swiping or jittering to display attacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Combat animations are fine except maybe the wolf's bite. What sucks is that they don't adjust to ground level or your aim at all so you miss 90% of attacks if you're not on flat ground. It would be such a simple fix to add a little bit of IK aiming bias to the animations in Unity but they haven't done it because they're too busy spending the millions they made from the game.

      Actually the spear and polearm animations do suck ass they need to be redone entirely and give the weapons some actual fricking range.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get extremely popular
    >make bank for your small team
    >don't expand development team with explosive growth
    >take an entire year to implement basic furniture and a handful of enemies
    >tease a biome that is nowhere in sight
    Game is 95% the same as it was on release, in Feb 2021. This is why early access is shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Mythical Man-Month: Essays on Software Engineering is a book on software engineering and project management by Fred Brooks first published in 1975
      >Its central theme is that "adding manpower to a late software project makes it later." This idea is known as Brooks's law
      >This is because the time required for the new programmers to learn about the project and the increased communication overhead will consume an ever-increasing quantity of the calendar time available
      You got massive value for your $20. That it sold well doesn't mean they owe you scaling up their operation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The first point is to note that Brooks's law only applies to projects that are already late
        Wowie zowie your fifty year old citation is meaningless in this context, well done. Or you're saying Valheim was late from the gate.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >This is because the time required for the new programmers to learn about the project and the increased communication overhead will consume an ever-increasing quantity of the calendar time available
          This is the description of the problem. Tell me: what does lateness have to do with this? Could it be that the only relevance of a project being late is that it creates the desire to add more people to the team?

          It's cute that you found some random quote (Brooks did not describe it as "Brook's Law" ergo he did not write 'that Brooks's law only applies to projects that are already late') but you need to have some basic analytical skills, Anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The quote is from a pioneer in project management from 1999 who found adding new developers to a cycle that is not currently late almost always has enough schedule to absorb them. You do realize Brooks himself, in the very book you quoted, describes his law as an oversimplification? You can personally attack me all you want but we both know you were born in 2001 and skim read cliff note quotes of the The Mythical Man-Month to try and be smart.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You do realize Brooks himself, in the very book you quoted, describes his law as an oversimplification?
              Oh, you mean it's more nuanced? That the concept of expanding a development team being maybe not worth it depends on context? Gee, you might actually be finally understanding the point - why Brooks' Law gets cited more generally than the exact scenario he described and had experience with. Books and laws like these use specific examples to describe broader concepts that you take with you and apply as appropriate elsewhere.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >skim read cliff note quotes
              >he says as he regurgitates the wikipedia article
              Accuse others of that which you are guilty, eh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The next sentence after your quote is
          >It is also important to determine if the project is really late, or if the schedule was originally overly optimistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take an entire year to implement basic furniture and a handful of enemies
      Did you miss the frickton of technical issues that they fixed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I certainly didn't miss their repeated road map deadlines that got pushed or missed saying, "haha whoops the game is just so darn popular!". But hey at least we got Steam Deck support :^)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They made 1 (one) roadmap, realized they couldn't do it, and abandoned promising dates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >don't expand development team with explosive growth
      That was a very smart decision. They probably made enough to live the rest of their lives on those profits if they're smart. Wasting it all expanding the company when there's no guarantee they have any future income aside from the long tail of sales for the game would've been extremely stupid.

      I don't like that the game is practically abandoned though.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You must be a homosexual because it’s game made specifically for homos.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it drops off hard after the swamp, the snow sections are boring as are the plains, its the first 3 biomes that are decent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add
      the entire need of massive amounts of bronze/copper late into the game is the most moronic shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >need of massive amounts of bronze/copper late into the game
        wut

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He meant to say
          >I need massive amounts of semen late at night
          He just mistyped everything. He’s probably trans too if they matters

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    schizo?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If exploration is what does it for you, you should install this
    https://www.nexusmods.com/valheim/mods/1739
    and make yourself actually explore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seems like you'll just end up carrying materials to plonk down the table wherever and it'll be massively tedious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe don't do that, then? The point is that you don't get to have the map open while navigating. You need to understand where you are and where you're going.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game is enjoyable but I'm disappointed in the slow pace of updates. Right now it seems like the devs can barely manage a small update per year. It really sucks because the game's biggest problem is the lack of content variety. It would be nice to see them finish the rest of the biomes but each biome needs more variety.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its comfy as hell stalking deer and getting good with the bow when you just start out
    then i gotta go battle a bunch of goblins and upgrade my shit, then 'the forest starts moving' and i rage quit
    its probably more fun with friends

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bow is great on this one. I can waste hours shooting then zeroing then shooting then zeroing then shooting then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >then zeroing
      It's called aiming.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did they finally complete the mistland biome? When I reached it and the game didn't get updated for months I felt like I got scammed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They added a little more content to Mountains and Plains. The placeholder webbed trees in Mistlands was scrapped and theyre making a replacement. No telling how much longer but they posted devshots of new structures in the biome with new vegetation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They said they're hoping by the end of 2022 which means mid-2023, March at the earliest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        one year per update so the game will be finished in like 2028

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nearly 2 years to do one (1) biome
        holy lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love to work there. You probably don't even need to show them any progress by the end of the day, let alone finish anything by the end of the month!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played unifinished version for like 100 hours. Yeah, its great. I'll get back to it after they finish it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still enjoy it as a zen game. The meadows are especially peaceful and comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they had done like a proper building update. They're still missing so many basic block variants that the building is kinda meh.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the myst land update? I'm craving another run with my mates, and I don't know how long these gays have interest with v rising (I got it gifted from them).

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe game tbh.
    They put some work on the first biome and everything after that is just bland formulaic boredom. Also, devs sold theirselves to the devil with the name of Cumstain Publishings and that's why they sold well. And that's also why the game is so low effort because it's not really theirs anymore but they made bank and that's what matters. Since they lost their soul to the devil that's why they make souless biomes like bland plains, ugly as pissfrick swamps and the incoming (anytime now) piss shit ugly Mistlands full of insects.

    Now watch Valheimlets seethe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go have a look at what Cumstain has published and developed. You will immediately learn that the publisher had nothing to do with the massive success. It went viral, it was the flavor of the month.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Updates take too fricking long. Holy shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least we got some pride banners :^)

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