I have 200 hours in this game and I don't think I've ever seen a single toilet in skyrim. where the frick do they poop? there are no indoor toilets, no outdoor toilets, no public toilets. I guess you can find buckets in some bedrooms but you'd still need to pour it out somewhere and there are no cesspits.
that's the sad thing about videogames, you can never translate every sense that you would have if you were there. I'm sure white run is super aromatic during the summer
For some reason, Bethesda only like depicting bathrooms in their Fallout games, if only for le goofy skeleton sitting on the toilet
what do you think they eat?
Dragons.
And cabbages from the farms outside.
no
they eat shit
they eat mushrooms and babies you fool
Whatever happened to Skyrim:Extended-Cut? Did it just dissapear because it was supposed to be out last year
nothing in this moronic game makes sense or has any sort of consistency because the people who made it only ever saw anything medieval themed in a Hollywood movie.
You mean people really didn't lob fireballs and shout at dragons in medieval times? What the hell bethesda. I feel betrayed. They made a fool out of me
you did the meme
Name one thing that doesn't make sense
>waaah it's unrealistic
the game has magic and dragons, stop being a nerd
fallout has energy weapons and mutants and there's an abundance of toilets
>fallout has energy weapons and mutants
Those are realistic, the other anon is still moronic though.
Look for out-of-the-way and inconspicuous buckets with a book nearby.
Todd-da
>I guess you can find buckets in some bedrooms but you'd still need to pour it out somewhere and there are no cesspits.
>cesspits
So what you are really crying about is there are no obvious sewer channels or accesses. Well, to that I say you are genuinely autistic. At this point let's just assume every illusion mage also has the displeasure of being the turd voider and makes house calls to send all poop and piss to some Nurgle replacement's realm. Or maybe straight to your mouth, shit eater.
riften has a sewer so maybe they just pour their buckets down into the water
A gong farmer goes from house to house to collect it in the middle of the night and takes it downstream
You see those buckets and pots? Yeah.
>and I don't think I've ever seen a single toilet in skyrim
look harder
there's usually at least 1 or 2 in every bandit camp and every bandit-infested dungeon
hell you see one in the literal first dungeon of the game
so bandits have more toilets than city dwellers?
They shit themselves amd then use magic to teleport it to black marsh.
Notes are, afraid of magic now though.
They don't consider shitiportation to be magic, they consider farts to be a form of thu'um (poo'um if you will) sending shit to its natural place in black marsh.
No they aren't they just don't like it. They are furious about what happened in Winterhold and are viewing magic users as more dangerous than a few bandits. Every Jarl has a court wizard, and Restoration is one of the most necessary schools because bandages just don't cut it.
yeah, because they're afraid of it. Fear often jokes from a lack of understanding
>HURRR YOU HATE IT BECAUSE YOU FEAR IT
You are disingenuous and only fear because you are not allowed to hate. I can hate something without fear. Nords, at the moment, HATE magic because of what it has DONE. They do not FEAR magic because that would be like be afraid of the AIR YOU BREATH. They cannot escape magic but they sure don't have to like it.
shut up anon. Nords are little b***hes in Skyrim.
But they don't fear magic.
they were wizard kangz and the thumm was more widely used and hunted sky whales
too bad todd is a tred chasing homosexual that will throw any bit of unique lore if it benefits his jury rigging designs
You laught but I'm pretty sure Black Marshe is the only place you can find ingame proper toilets
how did that shit worked in medieval times? sure, a city peasant can chuck their buck o' shit on the streets, but then what? do they simply wait for the rain to wash away?
worse. Everything just smells like shit.
>city peasant
No such thing, these are merchants
Peasants lived in the countryside . They'd shit in their own fields, which helps grow good crops.
>which helps grow good crops
it doesn't, human digestion is too effective so what you get is just waste that kills crops unlike cow dung where you can literally see undigested grass in it
>human digestion is too effective so what you get is just waste that kills crops unlike cow dung where you can literally see undigested grass in it
Think about how moronic you're being right now. A cow, with 4 (FOUR) stomachs, who can digest shit that humans cannot, can regurgitate things to chew on them some more and then swallow them again, THOSE absolute digestion MACHINES.
You're saying human digestion which often can't even fully process wheat is more effective?
Go sit in the corner you fricking DUNCE.
You "people" are fricking moronic.
even if you shit in a bucket you still need a place to pour it out, you'd know that if you weren't a fricking street shitting pajeet
solitude has a working sewer system
Every city has a river nearby
Kingdom Come had you assign jobs to refugees and one of them was literally carrying a shit bucket, I'm assuming it's the same in Skyrim
Embershard Mine has toilets.
you see all those orcs walking around? yeah, that's what happens to poop in Tamriel
> Why doesn't my medieval Nord fantasy RPG have heated toilets?
The absolute fricking state of Ganker
Why is there a random Japanese tree in the middle of tundra?
how come the old defenders of the emperor of not!rome wear samurai armor and use katanas
how come one of the loadscreen quotes is attributed to a character named "Gaiden Shinji"
I'm assuming by "japanese tree", you mean cherry and those are mainly grown in the northern hemisphere afaik. I mean I don't live in a tundra but my country is a snow infested hellhole and I have a cherry tree in my yard.
Protip, weebfrick, you can find trees with pink and red leaves in parts of the planet other than Japan.
There aren't any in Nordic countries aka Skyrim... Except nowadays when they were brought in for city parks...
...like this one that sits right in the middle of the town square? Most likely planted there in order to look good? Maybe even brought in from whatever the frick that tree originated from by one of the various traders or immigrants?
>Maybe even brought in from whatever the frick that tree originated from by one of the various traders or immigrants?
it was propagated from a sapling taken from a tree in skyrim by the local religious cult.
there are small rooms with buckets and stuff all over the place. They are clearly meant to be toilets. There's one dungeon with a whole row of stalls with buckets in each one.
Yeah well make a mod.
I can't speak for the "city"folk, but just about every bandit cave has a specifically partitioned area with nothing but a bucket or hole and a random book on a barrel next to it.
>he didn't see the toilet in that one bandit camp
its all eaten up by redguards
Have most mods been updated to work with the newest version of SE?
the updates only break skse plugins, which make up like 1% of mods. So 99% of mods are totally version agnostic. And yes, most skse plugins have been updated to work with the newest version.
>this scares the bethesda designers
Maybe not in skyrim, but oblivion should have had bathouses and shitting stalls like that.
They just piss and shit themselves all day and wash their dirty clothes in the river once a week.