>I hope Sir Anon and his friends will visit me again some day...
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Do you think dragons ever keep humans as pets?
what do you think the princess abductions are for? they're ADORABLE, with their weak little limbs and dumb squeals!
and of course, you go for nobility because you want a pet with a pedigree so you can one-up Thaun'Gozor Crimsonwing next time he drops by and tries to act "exotic" with his pygmy king
the draconic version of the Westminster Dog Show would be an insane setting for an adventure
>evil dragon runs a princess mill and sells cheap princesses to dragons that aren't strong enough to abduct their own pet
>talent competitions where your princess has to perform a dance, sing or run obstacle course
>illegal pit fights
Humans run a service economy for the various other mythical creatures.
They work for giants as repairmen and exterminators who can go and fight the giant rats and insects that invade their homes.
The farmers will breed extra cattle and sheep for the purpose of dragons to get the thrill of the hunt
>Now here's a princess that we rescued from a red dragon community that engaged in p-p (princess pit) matches, unfortunately for this poor little girl she's been having trouble reintegrating into royal society, going so far as biting a visiting dignitary
>if her behavior doesn't improve, we might have to consider putting her down for the sake of the other princesses in the program and also the ones waiting to be transferred in
Would a dragon ever want to keep a princess (male)? Can they tell a real princess from someone dressed up as a princess?
How do you think they run a "princess mill" inb
? They do a selective breeding process using only the most cute of male nobles.
Yeah right, you know it's going to be dregs with one or two valuable features (silky manes, rare eye colours, interesting deformities) because a cute stud for bloodlines is going to be a valuable piece of another dragon's hoard. A Princess Mill is going to be turning out Charles II tier SMASHED AND SLAMMED royalty.
Frankly, it's still a worry even with "good breeders" with vaguely human senses of what's cute. People think pugs are cute.
I now want to see all the crazy All Tomorrows type shit these dragons are going to come up with.
Dragons, being Scions of Stone, are inherently unimaginative and dull minded. They'll only ever be able to steal and hoard the treasures of Man, never can they Create. For they hold no spark of the Flames of Creation in their heart.
Yeah yeah, spare me whatever gay shit you're prattling on about. I'm just here for the body horror.
Individual humans? No. They don't live long enough. But dragons will occasionally adopt a village or a city and claim ownership of it.
This is, all in all, a pretty sweet deal for the village. The dragon rarely makes any actual demands beyond praise and attention and some gold, so the day to day governance of the village is still done by humans, and in return you have a goddamn dragon watching over your village and invested in its success. There are a lot of problems that get solved real quick when you can ask a dragon for help.
>some gold
>some
Try all, and likely ruinous amounts of livestock. The rest tends to be true as D&D dragons tend to have no issues squashing some monsters or bandits if it might potentially frick up their source of goodies.
the fun thing with dragons is that they are YOUR pet at first, but after some years of growing up you become THEIR pet
nah, you are always their pet.
just ask Gleep.
Seeing this image just prompted me to involuntarily speak the word 'Basado' out loud in my empty room in the middle of the night. I think I need to get off the internet for a couple of days.
I loudly scream shit like that while browsing this website. Like if I see a post shitting on critical role or something, I be like "FRICKING BASED CHAD REDPILL CHAD BASED BASED". I only do this when nobody can hear me ofc, I'm not a schizo.
If only that strip didn’t have pauldrons. Then it would be wholesome perfection.
articulated pauldrons get a pass in my book, his are at least somewhat true to life
Sort of but not quite: a good relationship with a dragon will have them trust you as much as you can trust them, to the point where an agreeable relationship forms that you and the dragon are effectively a "mated pair," that is to say you are not in a sexual relationship, but a relationship where the two of you mutually could not bear losing one another. Cuddling, cooking, and bathing together are just nice benefits of a healthy relationship.
odds are, you will likely be outlived by the dragon, but your memory will not be lost by it.
I read a book at some point where dragons would basically keep kidnapped princesses as maids to do chores around their lair. I think the main character was some noblewoman who ran away from home and ended up as a dragon's servant. I think there was a prince who got turned to stone and then reanimated somewhere in there as well.
I've definitely read this book as well though I can't remember the name. There were also evil and good witches
my day has been improved a big deal by your post
You are mentally ill then.
Sir Anon died on the way to his homeland.
>I hope Sir Anon and his friends will visit me again some day..
I have to show him the hatchlings he helped create
Aren't knights supposed to kill dragons?
knights are supposed to protect their domain from overly ambitious neighbouring nations and organize their lands. An intelligent, powerful beast capable of social interaction and politically unaligned living within your country could be considered a great asset to aid you in wartime if you were to befriend it
Cut out the middle man and just make the dragon a knight.
Dragon is part of a long standing tradition. He "kidnaps" a princess, takes her to his higher education institute where she is taught the more academic skills needed to help her husband run an effective kingdom as well as training any magical skills they may or may not possess. The king has to pay "ransom/tuition fees" for all the time she is there. At some point the king will contact her arranged husband and he then goes and "rescues" her. Prince/knight/[insert_aristo_title_here] and dragon have a fight, dragon plays dead and prince and princess go off to live happily ever after.
The only time a princess is kept in a more permenant manner is if there's been some sort of political rearrangment and it's not possible to go home in a safe manner. Then they usually find some sort of job to do around the school/lair.
Cringe animal rape fantasies
calm down, schizo
That helmet is obscenely ugly
what happened, did the cutegay-schizo suffer a critical meltdown again?
female dragon x human princess is still the best paring and i'm tired of pretending that it isnt
The best possible pairing is male dragon x female dragon.
plebs, it's male human (in female dragon form) x female dragon (in male human form)
Human male x female dragon is the worst pairing possible. It's disgusting to think that a female dragon would debase herself by fricking a lesser creature. Male dragon x humanoid female is okayish if the dragon is still young and doesn't have a large enough hoard to impress a female dragon, so he is still fooling around.
Silvers on suicide watch
Metallic dragons were a mistake.
Chromatics are the best. Praise Tiamat!