I hope the BW remake is Paradox Unova so my bro can become a robot with angry LED eyes

I hope the BW remake is Paradox Unova so my bro can become a robot with angry LED eyes

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadass, I want a future Unova too. What if the Blueberry academy is just GayFreak testing the waters for a Legends: Kyurem set in the future where most biological pokemon have to be kept in artificial nature preserves because the world of the distant future is fricked

    Big hype if Turo and/or Ingo's brother Emmet is there too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox Kalos can have AZ, N and Sada in a primitive cold war and link regional gimmicks like megas and teras

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Future Unova
      >The entire region is black city

      Wow gee look how boring

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least it's true to the fricking regions identity.
        It's not throwing the entire concept of it away in favor of going back to Rome.
        Which got fricking obliterated before Unova even actually existed.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinking Blacks random "everything is all techno and future now in two cities for no reason" theme is good

          Come on, white has it down much better with history and harmony with nature and they fit into the game world unlike in black in which opelucid city and black city just feel so random and out of place compared to the rest of the game and region

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are actually moronic if you think Opelucid looking like some third world slum is unironically better. Also, Battle Tower supremacy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The top looks better and more interesting in every sense of the word.
            The fact drayden refuses to upgrade even speaks to his character being stuck in the past, already making it better than the bottom imo.

            History and harmony in nature is not what Unova is, it's a modern day urban WESTERN city

            Not the fantasy version of feudal Japan where everyone lives together in harmony. If you don't like Unova for being Unova maybe you just don't like the region?

            White feels out of place compared to the rest of the region.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel B2's version of Route 4 fits way better. Having urban sprawl connect Castelia and Nimbasa makes way more sense compared to the discovery of some random ruins that people decide to live in.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >some random ruins that people decide to live in

              Yeah imagine that nobody would ever do that

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Rome Italy
                This is probably the worst example for why Unova should have that.

                It got completely obliterated by reshiram and zekrom, the idea it would be in tact enough to even still stand is laughable.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think the ruins of Rome are quite comparable, since it's not like people stopped living there.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick would unove even have ruins capable of being homes?
              It got annihilated by lighting and flames.

              Rebuilding an empty wasteland as a test for upgrading the rest of the region makes perfect sense.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BW remake is Paradox Unova

      >Deadass, I want a future Unova too

      I think instead of Black/White remakes, we'll see a Legends Unova game that's spiritually Black 3/White 3, just without the title.
      But I don't think it'll be so far in the future every Pokemon looks like the Paradox Pokemon from Violet.
      I can see it being far enough ahead that we'll see new evos for Pokemon and stuff, and maybe the starters will have more Paradox-esque theming without dipping too hard into it, but IMO I just don't see every Gen 5 Pokemon getting Paradox forms.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does an entire region pop out of terapagos exactly?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHARTnova
    Just cut BW out of the series all together. No one would miss it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. what are these homosexuals talking about rome and shartistan don't belong in pokemon

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unova has the shittiest fans, not because they're annoying or anything. Every gen has annoying fans.

    But because out of every gens fans, Unova is literally the only one that worships a fanfic version of the region that ignores everything shown in the games that isn't
    >ALSO SOME GAY DRAGON EXISTED AT SOME POINT
    They don't even give enough of a shit to know past Unova was Rome, and not the fricking American Revolution.
    Unova fans are the only ones that don't play the games they jerk off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Byzantine Rome and you can explain Plasma's motifs and existence altogether

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not your 'bro', it's a different, unrelated Pokémon who just happens to look like your 'bro'

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now the real question /vp/

    Do you prefer reversal mountain full of lava or water?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Water, because I'm a realismgay and appreciate thematic realism in a fantastic world

      Heat convection would cook you, volcanic gas and excess carbon would suffocate you, any extremophile Pokemon adapted to such conditions would btfo you

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