I just finished this and it only took me 5 days. I'm smarter than you

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What took you so fricking long?
    Now do stephen sausage roll

    • 2 years ago
      Nah

      Joseph?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How good is it? I heard it was difficult but I don't get how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best puzzle game along with Portal. It has that thing that everytime you feel blocked and have no idea how to advance until you notice a tiny new info which keeps the game flowing. Very satisfying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, Portal and Catherine are the three best contemporary puzzles games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's really great, because the characters don't namedrop each other, so after seeing all the memories you will only have around 8 people called by their name out of a crew of 60! The rest you have to deduce from the contextual and visual clues. One of the best detective games out there, I think you will not regret playing it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. The Chinese guys are bullshit though I had to look them up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, worst thing is that they all have just one proper way to solve their identities. Certain characters get three or more, but the Chinese topmen have only one approach, which is not obvious.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >but the Chinese topmen have only one approach, which is not obvious.
          One of them is straight out given to you, if you can put together that he's eating next to his hammock at the beginning of The Doom.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 3 out of 4 of the Chinese topmen have only one approach, which is not obvious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funnily enough I figured out the Chinese guys, the guy I got stuck on was the ship steward because I thought he got spiked and didn't realize for like, an hour he actually got shot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >looking anything up
        You didn't beat the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally didn't beat the game. How unfortunate, since you can only play it once.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Looking stuff up in Obra Dinn
        Literally ruined your game experience, jesus christ, I'm sorry for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good. It's not going to present an incredible challenge if your childhood involved those logic puzzle books... some elements of the story bother me as well... but over all definitely worth a buy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best detective/puzzle games ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's difficult in the sense you might feel like you have to brute force some identities but there's actually enough clues to identify everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If more games were like it, I would actually still enjoy playing video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5 days
      The game is like ~7 hours long at most. I'm slow as frick and I only took 7 hours.

      >look them up
      even if you didn't get the shoes doing it via guesswork isn't hard, there are only 4 of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely reparative and over rated. Art style is 10/10 but it's tiresome after half way through. Solid 6/10 overall, will never replay.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 days
    shitty bait, but I ran through it in 2. no regerts

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never beat it because I literally could not see a guy who was dying in one of the scenes. Like some dude is getting blasted by a cannon while the giant squid is attacking but some other guy is noted to have died in the scene and despite staring at the scene for an eternity I could never fricking see him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a button to highlight bodies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's someone who drowned after going overboard in the preceding scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a button to highlight bodies

      Pretty sure it's someone who drowned after going overboard in the preceding scene

      The guy is also blasted by the canon, only his body is already blown out of the ship. You can tell this from the next memory where he is holding the guy who is shot just seconds afterwards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see what you are talking about. What do you need his body for? Just activate the memory of the other guy since they both die at the same time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some people like

          I never beat it because I literally could not see a guy who was dying in one of the scenes. Like some dude is getting blasted by a cannon while the giant squid is attacking but some other guy is noted to have died in the scene and despite staring at the scene for an eternity I could never fricking see him.

          are stumped by the lack of a body and I agree that it is very unclear, unless you just power through the confusion and go to the next memory straight away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was eaten by the beast. You won't find the body. And you can only figure it out by process of elimination

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was eaten by the beast. You won't find the body. And you can only figure it out by process of elimination

      Drowned by a beast, thrown overboard and shot by a cannon all work there too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can even blame it on the indian dude and get his surviving poo-family fined.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You can reinterpret the truth to suit your own whims
          This game is 10/10

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy, the Captain did it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5 days
    So you played like an hour and a half to 2 hours a day? I think I finished it in two sittings, I wanted to see what was going to happen next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also finished it in two settings, about 2 hours each. Really engrossing game, although the secret chapter is merely there for the story and doesn't bring any challenge, but that is ok.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And even storywise, I expected a form of twist that recontextualizes the events. The only halve negative I have for this game

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw maybe i can play this game again in 10 years

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very fun game, sad that Lucas seems to have no intentions of revisiting this style of game.

    If you had to guess the Chinese sailors or the brothers you're a brainlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If you had to guess the Chinese sailors or the brothers you're a brainlet
      Once you realized the trick for the chinese guys it's easy, but honestly I didn't realize they all wore different shoes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah, nice work

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took me 1.5 days, and I loved every minute of it EXCEPT that by the last several vignettes I got annoyed having to wait for the music to end to exit, since a lot of those scenes either had very little to deduce or you already knew most of it from process of elimination.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf was his problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mermaid pusy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a greedy, evil fricker. That and the Cannoneer's mate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The polish dude? He had to survive all of the supernatural shit before he chose to betray the captain. Nichols did it without provocation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He still stabbed the frick out of the midshipman instead of finding any other way to subdue him. Even the other mutineers were like "WHOA, bro".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He had to survive two battles with sea creatures before becoming homicidal. Nichols did his murders purely out of greed. They cannot be compared.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Greed.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't actually do anything wrong aside from getting extremely unlucky

    He's not the reason why the ship got attacked the only way he actually screwed up was keeping the mermaid bodies but there was no way he could've known they were linked to the chest

    Aside from that the people he killed was in self-defense and he let everyone else go who wanted to leave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my absolute favorite characters. He's basically pirate John Wick or pirate Jason Bourne.

      I couldn't figure everything out because of the hammocks. Oh well, still an excellent game even if I missed some clues here and there. Sadly there isn't really anything like it.

      I find Outer Wilds to be similar but I much prefer the gameplay of this one. I actually haven't finished Outer Wilds yet because of this (I'll get to it later). I find it to be much more frustrating and aimless.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One of my absolute favorite characters. He's basically pirate John Wick or pirate Jason Bourne.
        He's not pirate anything, he's a merchant ship captain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I assumed people in the game are pirates but I forgot pirates are criminals. My monkey brain thinks
          >Old timey men at sea on a ship? Must be pirates.
          He's still a badass though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't actually do anything wrong aside from getting extremely unlucky
      He killed the entire crew with an axe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there's an achievement for blaming everything on him anyway

      Truly, the shipping company is the real evil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man, frick getting that achievement. The minute long wait you have to do before each scene, and the wait afterwards, and the slow walking and all the other waiting makes getting it such a bore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did it during a second no-guessing run, using the captain's name as a checkmark when I made the connection with the clue in my head.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I did it during a second no-guessing run
            wut. Do you have alzheimer's or something

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Alzheimer's makes you forget what happens in games so you can experience games for the first time again
              Wtf. Now I want Alzheimer's.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What, you didn't a separate run where you blamed random sailors for murders they didn't commit? "Samuel Peters was clubbed by Lars Linde" No?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was a run to finish looking for the clues for the 1/4 or so identities I guessed. Since you're blaming it on the captain, it won't activate the fates mechanic (aside from everyone in the last chapter).

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so is this worth playing or not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If you're gonna buy it I'd say wait for a sale though since it's short. Very good though

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I realized I'm a brainlet playing this game. I'm too fricking stupid bros. I enjoyed the cinematics of it though. I have only 9 successful names. Even after going thru all chapters. I'm thinking about starting over and when faced unblur really look around for how they could have been guessed. Kept finding new unblurred faces and I'm like when the frick was this guy even able to be known. I did notice things like numbers on the hammocks and other details but still man I'm confirmed moron.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But who was phone?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw nearly everybody who plays this game fails to pick up that the one person wearing a french sailor's shirt is the sole french man in the crew manifest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I legit though this guys tattoos were celtic because white supremascists love to do these spiraling patterns. Was looking for Irish or Scottish topmen. Didn't know that Polynesian cultures have that too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the body tattoos are hard to make accurate with the art style so it's easy to get that confused. The real giveaway is that he had facial tattoos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the same. The hair style also looked like the kind of shit a Scot/Irishmen would have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got confused because it was the beginning of the game and I didn't realize not every crewmate has a visual confirmation of their death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember getting the Irish dude just by scrolling through the faces and thought "Yeah, that c**t looks like an alcoholic. Probably the leprechaun". Felt like my IQ was 200 that day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i quit the game because of this. homosexual dev shouldve done his research if visual clues are going to be used.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he did? What is your problem?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect visual clues obviously

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What is incorrect? The guy shown in the picture has polynesian tattoos and the french guy has a mariniere? What clues are wrong?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >has polynesian tattoo
              no he doesnt. sounds like you need to do some research as well homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ???
                Even if you don't consider the spirals Polynesian (they still use them in their tattoos), the guy has face tattoos, which would not seen on any European at the time. They are clearly seen during the whole "Doom" chapter in different lighting conditions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice goalpost moving homosexual.
                polys have spirals no shit. what i said was the tattoos shown are nothing like any poly tatoos in existence.
                hence why homosexual you and homosexual dev needs to do research before making incorrect clues

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not even Polynesian you spaz

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't move any goal posts. My original point was tattoos, which include face tattoos. What kind of a sailor would tattoo something on their face in the onset of the 19th century? It is either the Polynesian or the African sailor.
                I assume you didn't notice the face tattoos and are currently lashing out on me. It's ok, we all make mistakes. There was no mistake on the developer's part, though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up, sperg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Visual clues like the tribal tattoos and a single Papuan in the crew list?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy and Frenchie were the two biggest badasses among the crew
      >Captcha 00AHA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, brennan was beastmode the entire story. Lasted til' the end and probably had the highest legitimate bodycount.
        The real hero was boss Black person taking the crab with him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>mfw nearly everybody who plays this game fails to pick up that the one person wearing a french sailor's shirt is the sole french man in the crew manifest
      I got that. Did people struggle with that or something?

      I legit though this guys tattoos were celtic because white supremascists love to do these spiraling patterns. Was looking for Irish or Scottish topmen. Didn't know that Polynesian cultures have that too.

      >I legit though this guys tattoos were celtic because white supremascists love to do these spiraling patterns.

      Literally the same. The hair style also looked like the kind of shit a Scot/Irishmen would have.

      >Literally the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got him that way.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't get into it. The premise is interesting and the main idea of the game is intriguing, but then I figured out something about me: I do not care about mystery games. I noticed I was not invested at all in the main mystery and I just stopped playing midway through.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So why did his estate get fined? He didn't actually do anything wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no accidental clause for gun-related fatalities in your magical book. East India Company doesn't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt so bad for this guy, he constantly fought to protect the ship and his steward and got his skull bashed in over a misunderstanding. Then he gets fined for trying to save the last midshipman.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >someone dies a horrible death
    >this song plays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The crabriders looked spooky as hell, 10/10 designs and translated perfectly to the art style.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be a fighting tune, the bells used are the same ones actual ship crews would ring during battles and enemies boarding the ship.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, this guy probably got the shittiest death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for the joke, yes
      literally, though, the guys torn apart were probably a little worse than being crushed

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't figure everything out because of the hammocks. Oh well, still an excellent game even if I missed some clues here and there. Sadly there isn't really anything like it.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you pass the racism filter, Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How realistic was it for a black man from Jefferson's America to be a carpenter for hire with a white assistant? If he was British I could kinda see it...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really not crazy even a little bit. A craftsman isn't anything crazy and moors and Blacks were the most common at ports and on ships

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really not crazy even a little bit. A craftsman isn't anything crazy and moors and Blacks were the most common at ports and on ships

        I guess. There were what, around 30,000 free blacks when America became independent. Some of them might have been carpenters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I thought he was the assistant but not because he was black, it was because his assistant was the one actually doing carpentry shit in the room during the attack so I thought "oh he's must be the assistant"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek I still find it unrealistic he was the not the mate in a game with mermaids and krakens

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get. It’s too hard for me. Everyone looks the same. Am I autistic?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got stuck because I kept labeling the mermaids as enemy instead of monster without even even realizing it it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The disappearances section filters me too hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these two were easy. Eat fish oil

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got the beanie guy as one of my last few by process of elimination. Thought he was the game's final boss and you're not supposed to know who it is until the very end despite encountering him at the very beginning, but then I looked it up online and someone actually calls him by his name early on. I dunno, the circumstances surrounding that scene suggested to me that he's looking for another man to kill.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did you figure out the 4 taiwanese names with no guessing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Taiwanese passangers are actually easy, because three of them get called by their names. The Chinese topmen on the other hand are hard to guess on your own.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of the four chinese topmen, one is pretty much a freebie since he's seen right beside his numbered hammock. So you're left with 3, just right for guessing if you didn't notice the shoe-clues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always put placeholder names that I though were in the same ballpark until I got enough clues to make a proper guess, accidentally guessed every single chinaman correctly, kinda feel robbed of the frustration that I see people had in these threads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got one of them the guy who got shocked correctly because of the hammock but the rest I just guessed randomly until I got it, lol

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still making space to pirate it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ah frick an obra dinn thread!?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the chalter that takes place in the rowboats. It’s such a pain moving between those stories, especially in the right order. My only complaint is that there should be some compendium where you can open up a list and view all the events this way. Even if you could virw them in chronological order, it wouldn’t be a big deal since that’s not exactly difficult to figure out, anyway. Finding the right scene can be really obnoxious sometimes

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't realize one of the women has a wedding ring and that's how you tell who "Miss Jane Bird" is
    >didn't notice the shoes of the Chinese men
    >forgot that the doctor said he was in Morocco which is how you know where he and everyone disappeared to
    >thought Maba was the Frenchman, didn't even realize his tattoos were Polynesian thought they were just random, sick looking tattoos
    >had no idea how to distinguish the Russians, didn't notice Aleksei's hammock has his pipe
    >just bruteforced all of the above

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruteforcing is so damn easy especially with the people from the same country. There should've been more dud causes of death and disappearance locations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was disappointed when no one actually got cannibalized

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Belay sp-ACK

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could swear the guy who got crushed against the wall by a cannon sounded Scottish but was actually English. Did I miss something?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you rank all the crew?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 3 midshipmen are elder god tier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brennan should be in A tier, aside from the mutiny he was always balls deep in the action.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I beat it in around 4 hours and I consider myself a brainlet.

    Really good game. Got stuck at the start with the Kraken because I forgot to look up.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours exactly? Didn't want to buy it because of its length.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ~6 hours, a little longer if you're slow, a little shorter if you catch on quick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        going through all the death scenes is 4 hours or so, then it depends on how much and how fast you want to solve or guess

        Thanks, time to set sail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      going through all the death scenes is 4 hours or so, then it depends on how much and how fast you want to solve or guess

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chioh-Tan and Bun-Lan-Lim were fricking, weren't they?

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