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I love this dumb idiot a lot

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think he feels sticky?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he's a cloud he feels fluffy

      Also, replaying this after like 15 years made me realize how bland of a character Geno is. He's cool in that he uses guns and rockets, but that's pretty much it. All his character is "possess doll, find stars". Mallow on the other hand has an actual arc, and is buffed in this remake, plus the bestiary makes it so you use him more.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can be fluffy and sticky, like cotton candy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bestiary makes it so you use him more
        Technically, for those who don't want to use him, you pay that npc in Booster Pass 3 frog coins to completely fill out an entry. And all ??? entries are unlocked to be filled out with frog coins upon beating Smithy.
        He did help save me a ton of time because I just spent like maybe 48 or so to fill out the whole thing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's a good way to grind frog coins? I haven't fully filled out the Bestiary yet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're good at platforming, the paratroopa cliff climbing minigame.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think it stops paying out at some point

              What's a good way to grind frog coins? I haven't fully filled out the Bestiary yet.

              Beetle minigame?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Paratroopa minigame by far. 5 coins every time you clear it under 10 seconds.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think the skybridge minigame on hard mode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to understand Mario RPG came out right when a lot of millennials would've been teens or preteens.
        >supercool character that shoots guns and knows more than Mario and can do 9999 damage and his enemy is a bigger threat than lameass Bowser

        It's not that weird that like Gamecube-obsessed zoomers, a lot of people that played SMRPG back when it was new on the SNES have an abnormal fixation on him.

        Honestly it's probably for the best the SMRPG cast has been legally segregated from the rest of the Mario franchise, otherwise we'd probably have a Shadow the Hedgehog situation at some point.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario RPG came out right when a lot of millennials would've been teens or preteens
          this, geno was cool because our imagination made him cool, now we're grown up and those gaps aren't as easy to fill anymore

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell, imagine if we got the original idea for Geno where he also had a sword and big spiky hair. We'd have "google your name the star spirit" threads.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        geno is the optimus prime/gundam character, just cool looking, and righteous and bland

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he’s not dumb or an idiot why do pathetic zoomers project their flaws onto others to be ‘cutesy’
    grown ass man acting like a b***h

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the remake still have permamissable hidden treasure boxes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The very first one in the Mushroom Kingdom Castle when you have to ride on Toad's head to reach that little patio above the doorway in the main hall. That's it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one isn't missable anymore

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's new there? I never went back there after beating Smithy.
          In that case, none are missable then.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I heard they add a toad wandering around that area that lets you reach it later, I got it in the beginning so I didn't check myself though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not anymore, they have an npc nearby afterwards. Which made me butthurt because I had to reload a couple of times to get that treasure because I'm a shitter and thought it was still missable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I heard they add a toad wandering around that area that lets you reach it later, I got it in the beginning so I didn't check myself though

          Makes sense.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats the one I was thinking of

        Not anymore, they have an npc nearby afterwards. Which made me butthurt because I had to reload a couple of times to get that treasure because I'm a shitter and thought it was still missable.

        Oh nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a chest in the sunken ship you can miss

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you mean the doppelganger room, it reappears when you reenter the ship from the world map allowing you to reach the chest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh buhh muh missable content buhh i want 0 agency in my games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there's a toad that hangs out near that door after you rescue Peach.

      Nah he's a cloud he feels fluffy

      Also, replaying this after like 15 years made me realize how bland of a character Geno is. He's cool in that he uses guns and rockets, but that's pretty much it. All his character is "possess doll, find stars". Mallow on the other hand has an actual arc, and is buffed in this remake, plus the bestiary makes it so you use him more.

      He's not buffed though. Mallow has just always been solid.
      People just don't realize that because they all dumped him for Bowser, who got dumped for Peach.
      Post game made me hate how Peach is in this game even more. Fricking Bundit flat requires her and I'm sure the second Culex fight will goo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peach and Lazy Shell and Group Heal is still broken as frick. Group Heal by itself is busted, it's like resting in an inn in the middle of a battle for a lousy 4 FP. Even with the Lazy She'll debuffs it still heals you almost to full health

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Peach and Lazy Shell
          try Bowser + Lazy Shell + Ghost Medal, you can beat the game at level 8 like this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t use Peach at all, even in postgame and did fine. But she is pretty moronic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit you didn't use her on Bundit. You are flat out lying.

          Peach and Lazy Shell and Group Heal is still broken as frick. Group Heal by itself is busted, it's like resting in an inn in the middle of a battle for a lousy 4 FP. Even with the Lazy She'll debuffs it still heals you almost to full health

          Peach is by far the most broken healer in any video game.
          Group Hug is too cheap for what it does.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            red essences and kerokerokolas exist

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >red essence
              You legitimately did not beat the game.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i beat the game without leveling up anon

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get defense buffs from Geno or those frog coin items, you have the Safety Pin and Safety Badge to stop ailments on two characters. I was around level 19-20.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you have the Safety Pin and Safety Badge to stop ailments on two characters. I was around level 19-20
              no equip is harder than zero exp, status ailments be a b***h

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not surprising, Petal Blast is basically a wipe, plus there’s a lot of broken gear and items that can make up for having low HP.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Petal Blast
                hardest boss of the run

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I never used peach either. Mario, Bows, Geno all the way.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    silly moron

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did they mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she wants your dick anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regrets chopping off their pride and joy. Regrets the hormone therapy too I suppose.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big is Birdo's wiener?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the game and always thought he was a cloud, not a frog.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he identifies as a frog, chud

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh why aren't we talking about Geno?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because half this board is addicted to HRT, and the other half is gay in varying levels of acceptance about it.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't turn off splash damage
    >dead Black folk and sleeping Black folk still get a turn
    >breezy mode for moronic Black folk
    >bruce lee

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of like the in battle switch mechanic but it's an overkill in a game as simple as this. I really hope they'd have a hard mode but I doubt they'd ever give us one in a patch or dlc or something.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just waiting for difficulty mods

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I kind of like the in battle switch mechanic
        yes and ff10 handled it just fine, this is just baby shit for babies sadly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they took out the Bruce Lee line

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >original mario rpg comes out
    >1% of players create fringe geno worshipping communities
    >mario rpg remake comes out
    >1% of players create fringe mallow worshipping communities

    so predictable lol

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most optimal way to defeat Culex 3D in the fewest turns?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably being able to consistently pull off 100 super jumps every turn?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mallow is cute! What a good prince.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based trans icon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sigh, why'd you have to type this? i'm mad now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm kind of pleasantly surprised they didn't turn the kiss scene gag at the chapel into some trannie shit. Then again I'm not terminally online or frequent troony heavy sites other than this one so who knows.

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