I miss this trash panda like you wouldn't believe.

I miss this trash panda like you wouldn't believe.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same, I liked how they copied the whole 4th wall breaking tutorial thing from metal gear, pretty sure Carmelita is the reason I'm a disgusting furgay as well

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carmelita is top tier gateway furry.

      I have a dakimakura pillow of her.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          God, I need more Carmelita art. Like cool art. Sexy is nice and all but I just want art.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Got a few.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I remember this pic of Carmelita sitting on a rooftop, but could never find it again.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the mouse, I hope Bentley hatefricks her back into a protagonist in Sly 5.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just imagine what kind of bionic penis enhancement he'd come up with having lost use of his lower half.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he watches Carmelita get fricked by human men

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like he gets fricked by human men

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Murray went from the character everyone hated to everyone's favorite character in the span of just 2 games.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like in the first game they made him a fat useless slob and Bentley a cowardly nerd to try and make Sly look cooler by comparison then realized in later games it would just be better if they were all likeable to some degree. Seriously both him and Bentley are almost intolerable in the first game.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished re-watching a playthrough of 4, is there any plans for this canon to continue in any form? I see no signs of a game being made, and apparently the movie was DOA due to Ratchet's bomb. There may also be a tv-series?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a leak that suggested Sly 5 is in development but no-one knows who the developer will be. It's not going to be Sanzaru since they got bought out by Facebook and only make VR games for Oculus now. I'm doubtful that Sucker Punch is going to return to the IP, but I guess we won't know until / unless it gets announced.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sly 3 kind of left some things unresolved though. For starters, there's the issue of whether or not the Cooper family cycle of endlessly hoarding treasure is going to continue, and it was also pretty unethical of Sly to fake having amnesia. The game ends with him and Carmelita building a relationship around lies and it was inevitably going to come to a head eventually.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I love sly I don't think it would appropriate to make another game after the perfect ending that 3 was

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    God, what a cute mug.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He did have a cameo in the most recent Ratchet And Clank game. So there is still hope for Sly to make a comeback of some kind. Though I wouldn't put money on it.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    were probably getting a new game with the movie.
    yeah its still being made.
    also sly 4s story was shit and the drama with bentleys gf was fricking moronic.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Penelope had a screw loose right from the start.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah its still being made.
      Oh anon...

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >introduce time travel
    >series goes to shit
    Every single time.
    Sly 4 wasn't THAT bad, but I considered it non-canon because Sly 3 was a perfect conclusion in every way imaginable. The series could just nosedive from that point on.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Story wise Sly 4 is the weakest although gameplay wise I liked it a lot. It was basically Sly 2 with better graphics.

      The game that I felt was the weakest in terms of gameplay was Sly 3 because it was way too gimmicky. Tons of new characters you have to play as and they all kind of suck, and the in-game economy was completely broken. Getting rid of collectable clue bottles was a huge mistake and made the levels feel really empty. It's the only game in the franchise that I didn't get platinum on, too.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It might be the worse game in the series, but has the coolest level out of the bunch.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The art direction in Sly 4 is amazing. Shame the character modelers fricked half of it up.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. I liked his appearance in 2d cutscenes but the 3d model was junky af.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jak II wasn't shit.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day Jade.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Missing Sly more than Carmelita

    Ahh, a man of culture I see

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I needed more fat art of Sly in my life

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I needed more fat art of Sly in my life

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Got more art of Slide Coopter there?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have the whole collection but I don't want to tempt a ban today.

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