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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're working on a remaster

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remaster was from 2014.

      And do not get it on PS5, since the save system is broken due to backwards compatibility. Even the Definitive Edition can be run on a potato PC, and it's just $3.00 right now due to the Steam sale.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been playing the remaster on PS4, how does it run so bad? It was a PS3 game, but it chugs at like 20fps in some places

        Also sequel never ever because making caricatures like that in the current day would probably be problematic or something, and China would hate it if you imply that China has organized crime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remaster for a remaster
      Going for the Snoy approach are they? Never change Square Enix.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        for a remaster
        definitive edition was hardly a remaster

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what gays say, dark gritty stories are kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My girlfriend doesn't like this game. She lives in Hong Kong, and I showed her the map, and she not only told me that Hong Kong Island is extremely inaccurate and they put things from Kowloon and New Territories when this is supposed to be Hong Kong Island, it doesn't show her where she lives at all there, on top of it being extremely violent and depressing, and the Sun On Yee is not only very real, but she was almost crying she told me the actual crimes they commit there.

      I will buy Test Drive Unlimited Solar Crown since it's a 1:1 recreation of Hong Kong Island, and can actually show her where exactly she lives, and is not violent (and that I already have Test Drive Unlimited 1 and 2, so I am going to get that game anyway).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Black person

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares you bug eater.

          What Asian pussy does to a man

          Homo

          Meanwhile, all of you are whining that you don't have an Asian girlfriend

          I've been playing the remaster on PS4, how does it run so bad? It was a PS3 game, but it chugs at like 20fps in some places

          Also sequel never ever because making caricatures like that in the current day would probably be problematic or something, and China would hate it if you imply that China has organized crime

          Actually, there was (is?) a film based on the game being filmed in China. I don't know what happened to it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >says the dude who drops into a Sleeping Dogs thread to whine about his crybaby gf
            Nobody asked for that blogpost. Didn't stop you though did it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            asian gf is chinese

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares you bug eater.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What Asian pussy does to a man

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest inaccuracy in the game is that the characters are American Chinatown gangsters not Hong Kongers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        your gf sounds like a prude homie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, you stick your dick in a bug. Fricking zoophile.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a frick, I'm from HK and the only thing I hate about Sleeping Dogs's Hong Kong is the lack of MTR

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She rides that all the time, to the point whenever she cams with me, half the time she is on the subway, and I hear that dinging sound with the voice.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            she rides me all the time too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh yes m-my dear, I shan't be playing that nasty inaccurate game any more, those gweilos must respect grorious Hong Kong!
        You sound like a weak effeminate cuck, your "gf" is probably out fricking real men who do what they want and disregard her moronic opinion (which gets her wet)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she was, she wouldn't have came here last month, at her own expense. She makes a lot more money than I do.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She was getting tired of tiny ricedick so she moved where she could get new BWC every weekend

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              She is a virgin who wants to keep hers until she marries. I do too.

              But keep seething.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro your "gf" makes more money than you. The second she gets that green card she's dropping you and openly riding BWC like she was doing all along, while you saved yourself for her kek

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. She travels the world. A lot.

                She could move out any time, but she can't, only because a contract she has with her job.

                asian gf is chinese

                It's not hard to get one. Now you go do it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indistinguishable from guidos getting mad at Godfather/Sopranos. Learn to appreciate the cultural exposure.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cultural exposure
          >americanized slop edition
          lmao no thank you
          Gomorra La Serie is miles better than The Sopranos for instance

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares about your third world shithole or its shitty movies no one has ever seen, wop homosexual scumbag.

            Continue to seethe and cope .

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stories about organized crime are A. always cool B. demonstrate the economic, government, and cultural failures that lead to organized crime and ways to overcome them, and C. have been a part of human history for thousands of years. Quit whining.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick your stupid prostitute bugwomen gf

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER EVER

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was the sequel to true crime NYC which was the sequel to true crime 1. Let the series die.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let the Yakuza studio make it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly that's where I keep arriving when I think about a sequel. The open world was kinda pointless, there isn't really anything there. They might as well do away with the driving and focus more on dense streets and various side activies. But at that point it just becomes Yakuza. Or well, the driving didn't totally suck like in most GTA clones at least, but on foot there wasn't really anything you'd want to do besides start the next mission

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleeping dogs more like eating dogs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, they don't do that in Hong Kong. They do that on the Mainland. My girlfriend is absolutely disgusted by the Mainland and she hates it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good to know the British managed to civilise the natives. Too bad China is undoing all that hard work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Actually, they don't do that in Hong Kong. They do that on the Mainland. My girlfriend is absolutely disgusted by the Mainland and she hates it.

      you are not fooling anyone here chang. we have all seen the liveleak webms. Once a dog eater, always a dog eater

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA at home:

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actual successful GTA clone
    >they cancel the sequel
    >shut down the studio
    square enix deserves all the shit that happens to them

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA: :l
    GTAsia: :O

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It had at least something different going for it, GTA clones were usually just uhhh let's make GTA but it's worse. This was at least going for a ridiculous kung fu movie feel, although the combat was just that generic early 2010s Bamham-Assassin's Creed stuff when you trim it down

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy some new clothes and feeling stylish in my new fit
    >Walk out of store
    >"TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT!"
    what now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always just wore some trashy wifebeater, just felt like the best fit. Although I switched the track pants to some fancy suit pants when I advanced. I just enjoy being a lowlife in games like these, even if you progress to being a kingpin millionaire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its the inconspicuous set for everyday wear and the occasional fightclub and the not-Mongrel Mob outfit for karaoke nights.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I strongly disagree

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never finished this game, i think i got about halfway through. is it worth going back for a second try?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but disable all DLC. The DLC is shitty pay to win crap like grenade launchers, money, and skill points. You basically start the game and you're immediately maxed out. Sucks all the fun out for new players.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Definitive Edition gradulally unlocks that at the story progresses. Not all at once.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the definitive edition also disables the kino neon signs. I play the original with DLC disabled.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The problem is that the Definitive Edition is much cheaper than the original and then getting the DLC, when everything is included in one package.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not playing the modern rendition of Journey to the West set in Hong Kong
        NGBAWM

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I think the new guy might be a rat

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask me how I know you're not a real man.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it because I don't eat char siu baos everyday?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking for a screenshot from a decade ago about some Aussie anon who got a GF from Hong Kong, met her cool dad who was very obviously in the triads, got cheated on when she went to college and met some German homosexual, then had her triad dad knock on his door and embrace him while crying leading to a career as a triad IT guy in Hong Kong. I don't care if it was a LARP, it was still a good story

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds fun, now I want to read it as well

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not going to post it.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you still remember the burning JUSTICE in your heart?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wei Shen the spirit of JUSTICE

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