I think i love Karlach

I think i love Karlach

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She rejected me...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i liked her too but the large tiefling body has the nastiest bolt on breasts in existance... somneone needs to mod the breasts quick. it looks good on all the other races large body but for tiefling it's borked.

      the "ew no." in baldurs gate broke me. i dont think i can ever party her if she isnt my romance. that shit hurt.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad she has no content and has no satisfying ending since larian cut out the entire end of the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the turd act really that badly rushed?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. They cut out entire upper city just to be ahead of Starfield

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do we know it was cut or is that just an assumption?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We know it was cut, they did an entire dev update about the upper city and said it was basically finished.
            Then they release the game early with no upper city.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >waited 3 years for game to leave EA
              >will wait another 3 years for the game to actually be finished

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like an assumption to me. You’ll hit the level cap about a third of the way into act 3, so a whole other area seems like a stretch

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Until weeks before release Larian was marketing BG Upper city as fully explorable in PC gamer interviews and Game spot. Uppercity with its quests completely cut from the game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We know since Karlach's endings were actually finished, and she had parts in Upper City and Avernus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Too bad she has no content
      lie.

      >no satisfying ending
      double lie.

      Karlach has three endings. none of them are happy endings, but to say they aren't satisfying is a bold-faced lie. being with the love of your life in her final moments was heartbreak kino, and a worthy send-off for such a great character.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally canon prostitute since she's a kid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Shadowheart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadow cucks grasping at straws yet again

      Yikes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > She's so ugly and has such a ghetto trash mouth people need to draw her as an anime pretty underage girl and pretend she's cute and not a literal Black person calling herself "mama k" and saying "MOTHERFRICKER" "SHIT""FRICK"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she a virgin?
      She was kidnapped as a child to fight in the blood war and was favored by Zariel, if she ever got laid was only lesbian sex, which we all know isn't a real thing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was older than Mol when she got kidnapped, and Mol ain't no virgin.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can outright ask how her past sex life was and guess what she has been having sex since she's 'child' and just wienerblocked for ten years

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome.
          So literally everyone is a prostitute in this game then.

          Dark Urge genocide run it is then.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She's not a virgin? Millions must die

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, her character is a naive girl that got dicked by a girl and then pimped out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a girl
          A dude although futa would've been funnier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you frickers really care that much about this? why would you care if she just got some frick when she didn't even know you? the only thing that matters is that she's actually mature to respect the relationship between the mc and her, and she's only there for him. Unlike shadoprostitute who tries to cuck you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

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        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you frickers really care that much about this?
          Not that much, but don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
          BG2 had the the full gamut of prostitute - Maiden - Mother with Viconia, Aerie and Jaheira, so you could pick a whatever suited you, why can't they do that the sequel?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
            anon, the Gankerirgin was (you), the player, the entire time.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              My uncle touched me when I was kid, I'm clear off that bar.

              >don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
              I mean the average adult person isn't, so no not really.

              >I mean the average adult person isn't
              The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc, plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too
              >Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have
              That's circular logic "they can't be virgins because they weren't written to be virgins"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc
                dnd races are just different variants of human
                >plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too
                yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dnd races are just different variants of human
                Very different humans though.
                >yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin
                The average adult person isn't a vampire spawn or banged the goddess of magic either

                Can you incels stop being obsessed with fake concepts like 'virginity'? Having sex doesn't change who you are and normal people all have sex

                >fake concepts like 'virginity'?
                Why bait, anon? We're all friends here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you incels stop being obsessed with fake concepts like 'virginity'? Having sex doesn't change who you are and normal people all have sex

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if virginity isn't real then why is it used as an insult towards people who haven't ever had sex?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because normal people have sex, and you get made fun of for being abnormal in a sane society.
                Mock trannies and virgins both are missing out on healthy sex.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is it abnormal if it isn't real though?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is real, whatever that anon was saying was just bullshit to perpetuate an argument online.
                Can you not identify a bad faith actor yet?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Having sex doesn't change who you are
                ohnononono do we tell him?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's obvious that if some cute blonde virgin elf girl like Aerie was one of the candidates that everyone would choose her as wife. Perhaps with just a little less annoying voice.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a virgin is problematic and bawd shaming

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
            I mean the average adult person isn't, so no not really.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shadowheart and Lae'zel aren't that old in the game's cannon and virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high
                it's not though
                higher than previous generations, yes, but the average age of losing it still like 17.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't the rate. The rate is like 1 in 4 adult zoomers are virgins

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have. Unless something exceptional happened in their lives. Aerie is the only virgin in bg2 and she's mentally 14yo, so it makes totally sense

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lae'zel and Shadowheart are like 20 years old if you use their age for their equivalent races. Lae'zel doesn't have any of the cool frogman shit and shadowheart isn't a justiciar

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, you are a cukold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's shadowheart, atleast the Shar cultist had fun with her dicky

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you put a black quarter, twist her small tit, does a condom come out like a machine?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she wont date me because the I was romancing Shadowheart and the game decided I was also romancing Gale. Also take berzerker on her at 3, tavern brawler at 4, +2 st at 8 and get the gloves and rings that add damage to throws. You can now throw dudes at other dudes as a form of combat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a returning Pike that let's her do 24-30 damage on a throw at level 4.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only realized about tavern brawler today. I had that pike on my main character who is an eldridge knight, but then ditched it for that glave from the grove that pulls enemies, because he already has bound weapon, then I traded that for the invisible spear, and now I am using the halberd from one of the moonrise guards.
        Karlach used the sword from the paladan who was tryng to kill her, a maul for a while, the sword you get that silences stuff, that boss general from act 2's hammer. And now she is using that fish monster crab hand that does lightning damage. I do like the playstyle with her of her using the spear and then throwing it and then just throwing random shit/people at each other like a crazed barbarian. Its more fun than the great weapon master build I was using with the swords

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's a Japanese toy machine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal Gashapon

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's my funny wife Minthara

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picks female zyzz

      >voice of nursing home bingo player, mustache twirling cartoon evil throwaway option, face of john hamm with long hair

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is made for cuddles and kisses

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my halfling bard the bear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insert quarter into the vagene

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadow cucks grasping at straws yet again

      Yikes

      Hold up, if she is so hot that she will melt you or anyone around her that touches her, how can she have a bear and touch it? Actually how can she hold weapons without them melting or bursting into flames? Putting most clothes and armor on her should also be an issue too.

      Isn't she a virgin?
      She was kidnapped as a child to fight in the blood war and was favored by Zariel, if she ever got laid was only lesbian sex, which we all know isn't a real thing

      No she even had a relationship with Bane's chosen guy, the one that sold her to the Blood Wars, it's how she gets tricked into service was her bf dicked her that good to trust him.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"woman" with a dyke haircut, no breasts and face of a man
    >even when you have sex with her ad a guy it looks like she's pegging you
    >a masculine demon barbarian written like a self-insert fanfiction OC of a middle school girl

    How does it feel to have absolutely the worst taste?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game homosexual she literally has breasts, ass, and thighs for days

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is breasts, ass and thighs for days

        Americans are depressing, their beauty standards are so low.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Americans
          Lmao, what country are you even from?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That goddamn thigh gap

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first time you see character
          >backstory exposition dump
          Did they really?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >click on the dedicated backstory exposition dump button in character creation
            >get backstory exposition

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          my dick isn't big enough to satisfy her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's so fricking cute

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she doesn't have a manface and she has a great ass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game homosexual she literally has breasts, ass, and thighs for days

      >this is breasts, ass and thighs for days

      Americans are depressing, their beauty standards are so low.

      Do you think she should look like this instead?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        muh

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they went added polyamory to the game I want Asatrion and Karlach as my wives

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want Asatrion… as my wives
      Anon I got some bad news, you might want to sit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing will stop me goddamit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Astarion is the best tradwife (male) the game has to offer.
        Willing to settle down and isn't proud about his sexual history like shadoprostitute.
        Also rejecting him during his ending is the funniest scene in the whole game, by a great margin.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          link?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first part of the video, 10/10 voice acting.
            indignant tsundere and I wihs there was an option to say it was a joke for further bullying.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              not really an astarion person, but i do like his voice acting a lot in most scenes, so i knew this would be good. his lines at the circus were also great.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Voice acting is 50% of why I went for him.
                Extremely low self esteem you can abuse the other 50%

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im so glad i kill Astarion everytime

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and stake-pilled

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he's SO funny and fruity anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Astarion was the character I hated the most at the beginning but ended up liking by the end. He actually has like, a character arc and stuff, unlike anyone else besides Shadowheart I guess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          but he's SO funny and fruity anon

          Based and stake-pilled

          I fricking hate the Black person
          I hate how much he screans OC donut steel and i fricking hate how the game just forgives him instantly for you.
          Not only that but the game lets you attack gale because you dont trust him apparently but not the Black person that put a knife to your throat.
          Also even killing him i found the hunter and even then still the game had the option astarion is under my protection when i literally smited the c**t the second he stopped talking

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            its ok friend
            its just a video game
            he cant hurt you in real life

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kys troony

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            not everyone plays an evil character like you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gale has a character arch. You get to see an butthole rapist try to manipulate you and then rape you and then the instant he sees a way to get back with his GF he cares about that instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm so glad i kill the best comapnion every time
        way to make your game worse than it is

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many tokens do you think it would take for that android to suck my wiener?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for her, but I do respect her power.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like wyllis, so I'm always on her side. I'm the better barbarian

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only origin not hireable in the EA
    >is more popular than 90% of the companions
    What gives?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach was made for human and half elf wiener

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if those half human and half elves are significantly shorter than her. What she is really built for is Dwarven, Gnomish and Halfling wiener.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nose ring
        not on my watch

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong that barbarian pussy is made for my blonde elf bard

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach's finger up your bum

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this game want me to frick gale so badly? i'm not fricking interested. i haven't seen a karlach-centric camp scene in 20 hours.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Karlach's Ending - Datamined content shows that not only did Karlach have a full ending where her infernal engine was fixed and that she survived, but that most of it was fully voiced and complete. However it required triggers from the Upper City portion of Baldur's Gate and when that was cut, so was Karlach's Act 3 storyline. What we have behind have been confirmed to be Karlach's "fail state" endings which were meant to only play if the player neglected her quest chain.
    Karlach is broken ATM, maybe definitive edition will help.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her monologue after defeating her rival was the highpoint of the game for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was it cut? It's nit like they were in a hurry to release the full thing anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not like they were in a hurry to release the full thing anyway.
        You kiddin me? The entire point of the release date was to get in before Starfield.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They could easily release it a year or so later, EA players would have happily accepted it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Karlachs engine (code) has to be literally fixed so she can get good ending
      fricking poetry, im hoping larian will get to it in a patch or dlc

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all the girls in this game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manly tears must have been ecstatic at this modelling opportunity

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    total Karlach victory

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is her favorite position?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missionary

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        While hand holding
        Fingers locked
        Creampie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >draw a muscular man with a chiseled jawline
      >call it a woman
      why does west do this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >draw a child
        >call it a woman
        why does thirdies do this?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          examples?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, soldier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally. b***h normally looks like a teriyaki beef jerky stick from Futurama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yo which mod?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MOD LINK PLEASE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but what's the butt look like?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where do you even find mods like this now that nexus is so pozzed and removes everything like it?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her act 3 content got cutt off from the game.

    This is why you pirate games first.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE DO NOT CARE troony

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanna make a Tiefling and go to hell with her
    >Forced to look like a flamer.
    Making a decent looking tiefling is like pulling fricking teeth.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got locked into shadowheart early on and never saw any karlach romantic content
    never even got the option to do anything except hug her after upgrading her
    it's fine, at least shadowheart gets hot after dropping shar

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I banged the frog girl, and them made her watch me and shadowheart screw. [barbarian] rolls

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then*

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about her feels extremely out of place and her interactions are cringe worthy but at least she's got a cute face somewhat. And sharp teeth always sell me. Thank god they changed it from the original abomination.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb devil brat. Needs correction.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      calm down gortash.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im gonna rim you until you see stars

    what did she mean by this

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a negress

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of curiosity, where do you live? Seeking out nigresses of this complexion and personality.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come I couldn't just ask Raphael to fix her Soul Engine?
    Am I stupid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her quest was cut from the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically cut content

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sell my soul for her heart
      >Karlach breaks down crying while being furious at me for doing something so stupid and reckless while still in disbelief that someone would go that for her
      >She gets an exclamation mark on her head at camp
      >She gets on one knee and proposes to me

      We were robbed of Kino

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well written

        ywnbaw

        Funny but your a dick

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is cool but Lae'zel is the logical choice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I challenged her to a fight and beat her nose further up into her skull before rejecting her.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach
    >extremely hard to romance and you can lock yourself out with things like using the soul coin or romancing someone else or killing an ox
    Shadowhart
    >romance takes a long time with her kissing you at most
    Gale, Haslin, gay vamp, black magic
    >literally talking to them at all ever makes them want to suck your dick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt find it too hard. she just has to be present for the grove party, and you have to hit on her at every opportunity.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the thing is bugged or tripping gale is too easy. I couldn't get Karlach to trigger. I got Shadowheart as my romance and I got gale's homosexual shit to trip twice somehow even though I literally only spoke to him for his quest and talked to Karlach way, way more

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rewound 8 hours of progress when I found out I was locked out of karlachs romance in act 3. I turned down laezel and shadowheart expecting her to give me more dialogue options as the game went on but apparently its bugged for some people and you cant romance her unless you SPECIFICALLY long rest inside of the last light inn and not anywhere else for some moronic reason

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also got locked out of her romance somehow. I understand the game has some bugs to work out. but she's a "main" party member. I swear I never saw any camp scenes with her besides ones where she played a supporting role.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gale doesn't frick you until late in act 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Karlach
      >hard romance
      Damn really? It came out all naturally

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there must be some bug with the way romances are triggered in the game where everyone keeps getting the gay shit with gale by accident and karlach and the drow are hard to get romances with

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read somewhere that someone theorized you can only really soft start 2 of them and have the rest blocked off until you clear one, and that makes sense to me, since it explains why some people can't get Karlach or Shadowheart when Gale jumps down your pants super hard leaving only one "slot" left.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just killed Astarion on sight, told Gale to go frick himself if he wants magic items, told the Black person to hit the road and havent had any conversation with the druid yet
          Also all the men have question you can instantly come on to the them like i talked to Halsim once in the party about the tadpole and there was a line like i hope i didnt come off too strong i want us to get to know each other
          I feeli like homosexualry is pushed way more as well as bawdtiness
          Why cant we have a nice slow normal romance

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OI SOLDIER WHATS COOKIN? DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE STORY OF WHEN I CHUCKED A SPEAR THROUGH A SKUNK'S EYEBALL ON THE COAST? BLOODY LARK THAT WAS SOLDIER BLOODY HELLS DID YOU JUST PRICK YOUR FINGER ON THAT THORN? JUST BRUSH IT OFF SOLDIER NOTHING A GOOD HOT FOOKIN MEAL WONT FIX IT'S A LONG HARD ROAD SOLDIER *picks up a gnome and throws him into a crevice* NINE BLOODY HELLS SOLDIER THEY'LL BE HEARING THOSE HOWLS ALL THE WAY DOWN IN AVERNUS I SAY WE GET PISSED AND GET TO THE FUN STUFF TOMORROW EH SOLDIER? THOSE GOBLINS CAN WAIT MAMA K NEEDS A TANKARD OF ALE RIGHT NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's so pretty here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My heart melts a little whenever she calls you solider.
      It also made me really notice how you don't have a proper title in game, so everyone just kinda goes "hey you" most of the time since they don't know your name. Most other CRPG's get around this by calling you "The Commander" or whatever but this one just didn't even bother.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The commander
        Im glad they didn't, sound like some gacha bullshit

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the actual ending of her quest was cut with the area it took place and thats why you can’t remove her infernal engine forcing a bad ending for her
    Lol can’t fricking believe i have to wait a whole another year/2 years for the de

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you or wyll can go back to hell with or her or she can turn into a mindflayer both options save her life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mind, body, and soul die when you become a mind flayer. Kalrach's dead it's just a parasite replaying her memories until it eventually forgets it and becomes another mindless drone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        best ending for her is just letting her live life to the fullest before dying right now, mind worms are not good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or she can turn into a mindflayer
        >saving her
        Anon thats even worse than the blood war

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I took her in my team she looked like the pic from op but after leveling up she now has this disgusting cow ring on her nose.
    Is this normal and how do I remove it?
    She is difficult to look at

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      level her up again or have her go withers and when you pick her berserker animal trait there should be an option to turn off israeliteelry

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make charisma/mage character
    >as soon as any dialogue ends my squishy main character immediately gets flatlined before he gets a chance to move
    never played a western rpg where mage characters were never majorly cucked in some way shape or form. let me pick a starting battle formation or some shit dude jesus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      play storm sorcerer cast a lighting bolt and then fly away to safety

      Also I love my wife Karlach

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you.. literally me?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          play storm sorcerer cast a lighting bolt and then fly away to safety

          Also I love my wife Karlach

          >anything but wild magic for the funnies
          hee hee hoo hoo I swap places with enemies and turn the rest into cats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      always pick alert at level 4. you should also have 16 dex, mage armor and the gloves that give 2 ac.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say those are the karlach gloves, though technically the 18 dex gloves give her better unarmored defense than the +2 ac gloves do. Or, do what I did and give her the throwing gloves and throwing ring, tavern brawler, and then get her strength up to 20 and you can have her fight by throwing dudes at other dudes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      always pick alert at level 4. you should also have 16 dex, mage armor and the gloves that give 2 ac.

      Mage armor is for fricking cucks. Play a He/Human and take the medium armor feat at 4 to be able to use shields and cast fine in medium armor. It's not as if you're really vying for any feats in the selection as a wizard. Most of them are complete ass which is why so many motherfrickers take alert and stat ups.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      m8 if you're a warlock you get mist step, flight and gaseous form. All of these give you the best mobility. Add on top cloud of daggers (replaced with wall of flame) that traps enemies and you become the final boss of every fight.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically waiting for Definitive Edition
    >Karlach endings scuffed
    >Minthara bugged like CS major first project
    >Act 3 is more bugs than actually working content

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    naturally since she's the only option in the game that isn't a disgusting hyperbawd

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is my wife

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loving a literal troony-pandering character
    brainwashing successful, or hopefully just a shill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like her you definitely want to get your anus ravaged

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Queer friendly
      Anything queer friendly needs to burn and die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so only queers are allowed to have horniness in video games then? why?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sexual control is something often used by tyrants.
        Look up safe horny and safe edgy. It was never about LEWD BAD or EDGY BAD, it was about who gets to do it. It is the privilege of the aristocracy, not for little people.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are getting married and no fire can stop me

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She became a mindflayer in my game, feel kinda bad but she offered and there wasn't any better options.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can use her mindflayer power to shapeshift into a displacer beast before the ending, she will be a big kitty in the final cg if that makes you happier

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone pls commission Streachybear to draw her!

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went to Hell with her as an Oath of Vengeance
    Zaeriel I am coming for that ass with righteous fury.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing the same right now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started as a War Cleric, thought it natural to respec as Paladin of Vengeance.
      Karlach is worth hell and we'll have some raging smiting to do

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bless this artist, he does some A+ tier muscle girls

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help but think of Red from Cow and Chicken whenever I hear Astarion.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is every woman in this game confirmed used goods?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women can have sex, grow up chud

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and they can also be virginal
        so why is every single one in the game a prostitute?
        especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because every woman in this woman is fairly old?
          Do you expect your 50+ year old shadowheart to be a virgin?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well if you have sex without contraception, you become pregnant. In medieval society you would need someone to take care of you or become a prostitute and put your child up for adoption (at best)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ask me how I know you never had sex ed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Medieval society doesn't have condoms or the pill. It radically changes how society acts.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what is pulling out

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not effective, that's what

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Precum still has a bit of sperm, homosexual.
                What you really have to hope for is that the girl is at the point of her cycle where it's harder to get pregnant.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Medieval society also doesn't have demons, flying squids or steam automatons.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                none of those affect the social dynamics of sex

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And nothing in the game implies that the setting does not have contraceptive magic or herbs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nothing implies it does either
                by default you have to assume something doesn't exist rather than does when provided no evidence

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who made that rule? By default if something can't be proven to not exist then you have to assume it does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok then because you can't prove 10,000,000 religions I could make up right here and now don't exist you must believe that they are all true

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hyperbole. Argument discarded.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                listen moron, if you're gonna discard logic by claiming you can posit anything and it has to be true if it can't be proven wrong then don't be surprised when the same shit logic gets thrown at you
                there's a unicorn behind you, you just can't see it or hear it or measure it in any way because it's ethereal
                it has to be true because you can't prove it isn't
                I'm just following your logic after all

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beyond superstition, amulets, and prayers, there were various methods of birth control even in antiquity of various degrees of effectivness. The Egyptian used of honey, acacia leaves and lint to be placed in the vegana to block sperm. Silphium, a species of giant fennel native to north Africa, may have been used as birth control in ancient Greece and the ancient Near East. Due to its supposed desirability, by the first century AD, it had become so rare that it was worth more than its weight in silver and, by late antiquity, it was fully extinct. Most methods of birth control used in antiquity were probably ineffective, though. Aristotle recommended applying cedar oil to the womb before intercourse, a method which was probably only effective on occasion. There was also dangerous (and ineffective) stuff such as drinking a copper salt dissolved in water.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                none of which were particularly effective or at all available to the vast majority of people
                to such a degree that the only effective method of birth control until recently was still abstinence

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In medieval Europe, any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church, although it is believed that women of the time still used a number of birth control measures, such as coitus interruptus and inserting lily root and rue into the vegana. Women in the Middle Ages were also encouraged to tie weasel testicles around their thighs during sex to prevent pregnancy. The oldest condoms discovered to date were recovered in the ruins of Dudley Castle in England, and are dated back to 1640. They were made of animal gut, and were most likely used to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases during the English Civil War. Casanova, living in 18th-century Italy, described the use of a lambskin covering to prevent pregnancy; however, condoms only became widely available in the 20th century.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church
                based

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My modhomosexualry sense is tingling.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes because she is the half elf equivalent of 18

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              An 18 year old shar cultist who thought it was fun to frick around while finding loopholes to her shitty religion.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              at what age do half-elves and elves reach physical maturity? if it's like 30 or some shit, then I imagine they probably have sex earlier than humans do, once you convert from human years to "elf years".

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lae'zal conically can't be older than 20 where she is neither has Silver sword/rank to be in the Astral Plane. It's why she fantasizes about things so much is she is just above being a recruit meaning she isn't that old.

            Karlach claims she was still a teenager when sold so that makes her likely between 26 and 29

            Now as for Shadowheart, yeah she is old, but is also Half-elf.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Medieval women were infamously loose. There are several tales of noblewomen arranging their own kidnapping to frick, or kidnapping young lads themselves. It was during the relentlessly praised renaissance when everyone became a lot more prudish and the stereotypical witch hunt happened.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the examples are well known because they are infamous and they are infamous because they were uncommon
            it was very taboo to be a bawd back then

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...this setting was conceived by this man. Look at his face. Look at his eyes. You know he's a massive horny perv by just looking at him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgotten Realms is Ed Greenwood's magical realm. It's the one with the most sex and debauchery going on, period. If anything Baldur’s Gate 3 is missing more incest and public orgies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives

          anon...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowheart is a virgin. All lesbians are virgins

      yeah and they can also be virginal
      so why is every single one in the game a prostitute?
      especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives

      communists aren't people. Just like Illithid and Githyanki they should be killed on sight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadowheart is a virgin. All lesbians are virgins
        >shadowheart
        >lesbian
        >virgin
        holy waifutard
        >even if I could remember my past loverS

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, everyone she fricked in the past was a girl. girls can't take other girls virginities cause lol no dick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            where does the info that she only fricked girls come from?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She never had any girlfriend or boyfriend though, the only friend she had is a troony and they never had sex

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Lae zel and Karlach are virgins

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Virgins who jump on your wiener the moment they can, so very vriginal, anon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are horny virgins for my half orc Chad vibes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro virgins are very fricking horny

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And they just happen to wait until you show up to take their virginity haha

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In Karlach's case, she didn't really have a choice.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No but not everyone spreads their legs instantly to everyone
              So women have self respect

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they need to make a mod to give her a bush in the game. I used the mod that makes it so the female characters don't have pants, but then like right after getting that I get the part where Karlach says she is overheating again and showing flames so she is back to being naked and Shadowheart, who actually does have a bush is the one running around with no pants

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I missed out on the one chance to romance her, bros. 120 hours down the drain.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see the fanart and booba mods are coming along well. Good, good.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her VA is really fantastic. She’s probably got the worst material of the main group apart from Wyll, but she sells in incredibly well.
    Her having to come to terms with the fact getting revenge doesn’t change how fricked she is was heart rending.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her monologue after Gortash is one of if not the best in the game.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game has decided I'm romancing Gale so I'm trying to get him to kill himself as soon as I can

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally doesn't have a sex scene at all if you frick someone else before him, and he doesn't even kiss you until late act 2. The dude is a neet waifugay who just forgot that his waifu exhumes sexual energy when summoned.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not fricking anyone but my wife

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I go half-illithid without getting a bad ending? I want to toy around with the illithid powers a bit more, but I can always save that for an evil run.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only she had content. Just think of how much nicer the game could be if they had never implemented Gayle and instead that development time had gone to her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      come and watch the starry night with me, anon. let's talk about mystra. NOW.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro might die tomorrow
        >Wants not to be alone that last night.
        Sure, we can bbq something, drink a couple of beers and talk about the meaning of life, or maybe see if Karlach is for a threeso... oh...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Karlach is for a threeso

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          at least when i was roleplaying a bard trying to show up wyll during one of his romance scenes i could end it in a funny way, the devs just really want you to frick or get fricked by gale it seems.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she supposed to be really young? She's speaks like a teenager.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had an arrested development from being press ganged as a teenager

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, she's a brat

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to zoom in on a higher or lower level of a map? I can't see shit at times when I'm fighting.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still surprised they have her just be fricked at the ending considering the multiple ways we have to resolve the issue, including potentially the guys who do a ton of work with infernal metal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll patch her endings back in... right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Patch 1 will probably be the actual release version of the game instead of this beta-release limbo we're in now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No this is early access now because patch 1 won't delete your progress. The 'early access' was the beta.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          do we have an ETA?
          I demand the ability to breed drussy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Soon(tm) since the frick up with hotfix 4 they still haven't rerelased.
            I imagine it has to be on time for the ps release at the latest.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Console release, probably

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, considering how people have reacted to her and her endings, both cut and uncut. It'd be one thing if they intended for her to get fricked, but another when she got fricked for something out of her control in a meta sense(the cut content).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game seriously needs some ending slides, considering there aren't that many character endings in the first place, your average character would need 10-12 at most with some narration.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game needs a reworked act 3. Or at least the ending bit after the small boats
            >So, here's the end of your campaign at level 12:
            >The gigantic brain floats over the city, supported by thousands of powerful mindflayers and artillery barrages from interdimensional space ships
            >And then you go up there and hit it really hard with your +3 weapon
            The marvel tier stuff cut scene before the tower fight in act 2 was already dog shit but who in their right mind decided to greenlight this?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm mean that is more or less how BG1 went it just actually felt that hard.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forced myself to finish BG1 like a decade ago but I remember effectively nothing about it after the starting bit.
                Didn't you just beat up Sarevok and some of his followers in the end?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What you do is have a mind battle in it's head, that's the whole point of needing a mindflayer opening the portal

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a mind battle in it's head
                That sounds aweso...
                >hop around the platforms, hit it really hard with your sword
                oh.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a larian game if they don't shit the ending. Granted that's just my experience of DO2, but I was expecting it with this. I'm already finding my enthusiasm rapidly vanishing now that I have just got up to the city gates.

                none of which were particularly effective or at all available to the vast majority of people
                to such a degree that the only effective method of birth control until recently was still abstinence

                It didn't matter if you were a prostitute, nobody gave a shit if you got pregnant it was on you.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Durant Old ass boomer of boomer books "Our Oriental Heritage" touched on some of the early origins of civilizational features like economics/trade, religion, morality, ect. And by referencing the behavior of primitive hunter-gatherers (Who live as they always did, as our ancestors did in neolithic or pre-neolithic times) in the 1700s-1900s by anthropologists it became clear that women put off pregnancy/re-pregnancy for the same reasons today minus career:
                >Want to maintain a young figure
                >Afraid of dying
                >It's tedious
                >It's miserable
                >Still have the same obligations they do as a woman, but now pregnant too
                Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't seriously think this book has any actual truth to it do you?
                There's so many sweeping generalizations that makes this sound like utter bullshit from the first sentence, and it only gets worse the more you read. please don't tell me you're actually advocating this.

                literally none of this is true. for frick sakes are you just baiting or are you just showing how moronic that guy is for us all to laugh at.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                His truths are based in historical and anthropological analysis of human civilization and cultures from around the world, limited only insofar as being a 1930s-1950s era book. Your truths are based in "I don't like it", "This hurts my fee fees", "I don't believe it". We can naturally look to how primitive peoples have behaved and draw conclusions based on how our similar ancestors might have behaved given the common threads that underpin human relations. IE hunter-gatherers in 11000 BC Southern Europe likely have similar threads to those living in 1800s South Africa. Yes yes, "But one of them is Black folk". It doesn't change the fundamentals.

                So yeah, between the two you've got fricking nothing going for it. You're also just doing patently obvious trolling shit of
                >Anon actually provided something with citations and research how dare he try and bring some level of sincerity to the conversation
                It's just the dude in pic related. Transparently obvious, dilate and seethe and all that you brainlet homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a larian game if they don't shit the ending. Granted that's just my experience of DO2, but I was expecting it with this. I'm already finding my enthusiasm rapidly vanishing now that I have just got up to the city gates.

                [...]
                It didn't matter if you were a prostitute, nobody gave a shit if you got pregnant it was on you.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Durant Old ass boomer of boomer books "Our Oriental Heritage" touched on some of the early origins of civilizational features like economics/trade, religion, morality, ect. And by referencing the behavior of primitive hunter-gatherers (Who live as they always did, as our ancestors did in neolithic or pre-neolithic times) in the 1700s-1900s by anthropologists it became clear that women put off pregnancy/re-pregnancy for the same reasons today minus career:
                >Want to maintain a young figure
                >Afraid of dying
                >It's tedious
                >It's miserable
                >Still have the same obligations they do as a woman, but now pregnant too
                Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or

                The c**t didn't source a single fricking thing. This is you cherry picking a single book to rationalize your hatred of children and pregnancy.

                I know this is a thread about table top which generally attracts the most cuck shit homosexuals imaginable, but come the frick on. are you seriously the wakling stereotype that praises atheism, hates children, thinks polygamy is natural, and literally posts this moronic shitpost book as fact about ancient birth control? fricking get a grip you moronic west coast homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >80 years out of date
                >YOU'RE CLEARLY TROLLING IF YOU DON'T CONFORM TO HIS RESEARCH

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                post another page about how all women were bawds anon I'm interested to see how you projected your cuck fantasies into anthropology

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
                That's not a taboo moron, usually the hormones involved in breastfeeding prevent a woman from being fertile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the Blood War issue and how serious that is. You can't leave it's service unless you are just obliterate into nothingness. I think the team got over their skies with having a companion/Origin from the Blood War

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't know she was a companion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a mostly murder hobo that didn't catch the paladins until much later (and killed them too) I didn't even know why I could cut the head off, just assumed that was Durge content.

      And is there any way to make the bodies stay in the camp chest? Every time I put them in their the next reload they are thrown everywhere. Karlach, Lae'zel, and Astrion keeps sawing in the camp either on the circle or near it, Halsin, and Wyll keeps spawning back at the grove door, and Shadowheart's body keeps popping up at the crypt door.

      I'm getting real tired popping hill strength potions to go around picking them up to stuff them back in the chest every reload and I'm worried once I leave act 1 I'm losing all these bodies but the three that spawn at camp.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those bodies will all despawn anyways once you leave act one

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          well that stinks but I'm still going to try and hold on to them, perhaps I'll keep them on my person when I go to the next act and see what happens. I won't leave my friends behind.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just ambushed her but then the game said she was "temporarily hostile" and I figured she could be talked to

      Honestly kinda cringe but otherwise rogues would miss all the content

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      liar. the first thing she does is connect through the worms

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female Astarion mod when?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a mod that turns all the companies into bratty e-girls haha

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >begin romancing karlach, have a first kiss with her, have to wait until her flames die down
    >my barbarian berserker seems like an obvious match for her
    >while waiting for her i in the meantime inadvertantly win a ton of favor with shadowheart because she likes all the cheeky violence i commit
    >end up spending the party with shadowheart and am suddenly severely on the fence
    >in act 2 i finally repair karlach only to learn that she is doomed and coping hard which just barely tips me over to shadowheart
    >karlach keeps repeating how badly she just wants to touch me to feel something and that she's been waiting so so long
    >at camp that night she asks to join me after dark
    >have to put the game down holding my head with my eyes closed for ten minutes restraining myself
    >turn her down and she basically goes "...oh..."
    >feel like the biggest piece of shit ever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just frick her that night since she wants it so much, you can choose between them afterwards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not right to use her like that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They cut the out the karlach "romantic" scenes, right?

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you see her butthole in game
    if so
    may i see it

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny when she calls you a degenerate for wanting to have a threesome with a pair of Drow siblings.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cut her quest but are so persistent in making me suck Gales wiener or banging a frog?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause some moron decided to launch the game a month too early.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame we'll have to wait another year for definitive edition when lariaBlack folk will restore all cutted content and her true ending

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    moonrise towers is such a slog to play. those fights with lots of enemies, that need to THINK before every move, im wasting so much time on this battles. and you need to go around, gather hundreds of items, with no way to sel them. and to make long rest you need to go out and then Jaheira leaving your party.

    i wasted so much time on first battle, where enemy casters AOE you with debuffs, and underground prison battle, where you have lots of zombies and zombie-summoners, i don't even want to play further.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's your fault for picking melee. I brought 3 warlocks and 1 barbarian tank to the tower. warlocks at level 8 can shoot 2 eldritch blasts per action. the fight was over in less than 10 turns

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      adapt and overcome.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gitgud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step 1 - tempest cleric blasts the clumped up enemies with upcast lightning
      Step 2 - Paladin *teleports behind u* the boss wizard and smites them into oblivion/Barbarian rages and unga bungas them
      Step 3 - Wizard upcasts scorching ray at anyone concentrating on Hadar for a practically guaranteed concentration break
      Step 4 - any martial starts cleaning up high profile targets like the ogre or wizards, and any spellcaster starts nuking any clumps
      At this point your moronic allies ought to have stopped flailing around like morons and help clean up the rest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >underground prison battle
      I never even fought down there. You can just stealthily shove every enemy off a ledge. Or lay traps that blast them off the ledge, or fire arrows that do the same. Minor illusion to draw them near ledges. Can also stack boxes in front of the door to the center tower and trap npcs inside or use arcane lock on the door.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is really slow when you're dumb and beat your head up against it
      maybe try any of the hundred different ways to approach the towers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't do the underground prison since I had already snuck in Moonrise and cleared it earlier. I also did the entire thing without long-resting, though there is thing that restores your HP and spells slots that you get before the final FINAL battle of the towers.

      I thought the battles were fun though, the initial battle felt pretty epic (other than all the Fists and Harpers knocking the enemies out of hypnotic pattern reee). My Karlach (respecced to Battlemaster) totally demolished Ketheric on the tower though, Haste + Precision Strike + Great Weapon Master + Action Surge is pretty OP.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I did the prison break I just assumed you had to murder the guards first and had no issues.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop trying to enter from the front door you dumbo, there's 3 alternate entrances you can exploit, attack from behind enemy lines with jahira in your party

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minor illusion works on almost every single npc in the entire game, meaning you can either push everyone in the tower off of a very high ledge or have your entire party 1 turn kill them away from their allies. You can completely clear out the prison this way before even speaking to the gnome, as well as take out 90% of the guards in the main tower, along with special npcs like that true-soul orc b***h, by having them follow you into the necromancer's room and having your party shit on them. I even managed to move the necromancer guy himself in the shar temple far away from all his skeletons, pushed his brother off of a ledge, and then killed him. By the time I was assaulting the tower with the harpers, the only enemies left to defend the place were the bugbear vendor, a few acolytes, and an ogre.
      There is a reason nearly every single creature in the game outside of monsters is initially non-hostile, as well as their respective areas being fully free to explore. You're being given the opportunity to go about dealing with things in more creative ways than just a head on attack. I only wish they'd have gone a bit futher and given npcs more routines than just a patrol, so you be even more creative with things like poisoning their food or booby-trapping an item they use.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since the release of Baldur's Gate 3 I have been brutally suffering from an extreme case of addiction. I am unable to stop enjoying Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay and every aspect of Bg3. This is by far the best RPG I have ever played and it is not even close. I cannot wait for PlayStation users to get to experience it on PS5 next month.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll gladly romance her the day they finish her questline

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how to get there?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      play the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's where you fight the final boss of act 2 so wait until you get there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought final boss of act2 would be old man on tower.

        actually i never thought it is act 2 already. i though all those locations are still act 1, like first location, underdark, grinforge,monastery, dark forest with dark town, and now moon towers. i was like, oh wow, this act 1 is so big.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i thought final boss of act2 would be old man on tower.

          that is the tower ;^)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can Misty Step in from side opposite the steps or use the long jump spell from the steps. It's a sequence break which isn't accounted for dialogue wise, but you can use it to skip the entire tower and/or another dungeon

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for

      how to get there?

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meet Jaheira for the first time
    >Immediately remove Karlach from my party after her reaction
    I'll never bring her along for anything again, that was just awful.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely you used Karlach to cause fat bastard to drink himself to death?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play this game so bad but that dumbass Xbox series S got in the way. I hope it gets a Series X release soon. It looks so fun and goofy.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't even make it to the official splash art of the game
    huh?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're all disgusting chestlets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >same chest copy pasted 3 times
      bravo larian

      [...]

      little breasts big ass is the best mode and Karlach has a nice ass

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >same chest copy pasted 3 times
    bravo larian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There only like 4 fem body types in the game, including the short races.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach's left tit isn't even copypasted, it's far worse than the others.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > good demon
    What?

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that this game had an entire act of content cut, visiting avernus, shadowfell, gith worlds, meething the hag coven, expanded gith creche, all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.
      They cutted even this with Karlach and Minthara though. Larian were so desperate to get all these shekels before SF

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 zerker 2 fighter
    >by end of act 1 she's doing 6 attacks a turn while making everyone prone
    best girl

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she seems like a really nice lady but her accent is gross

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LWOOK AT 'IS L'ITTLE BEEK, C'ERE YA DOWL

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entered final part where you meet all allys before fighthing the elder brain and its completelly broken

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >found out giving my waifu the good ending is cut content
    Bros… how do I cope?
    ;_;

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait another year for definitive edition and don't forget to rate 10/10 and praise Larian goyim

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      turn her into a squid and that's a good ending

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you cucks still parrot this and dont understand you don't just "TURN" into a squid, the squid in your head absorbs your body and takes over, it's not YOU anymore it's the parasite assuming the remnants of your personality, you are effectively and unequivocably dead homie

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the last city has as much cut content as Arx does in Divinity original sin 2?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, Larian do the same old shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, act 3 is huge. The problem is that it, despite being as large as act1/act2, is undercooked and cut in order to release it in this timeframe (I fricking doubt upper city was finished). So you have a lot of cut plotlines and things that don't go anyhwere, with an ending that relies on content from the cut part of act3.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the unmoderated in-game nudity posting annoys the frick out of me because I've been banned multiple times over the years for posting screenshots including the dryad from Witcher 1 who just walks around with her breasts out. But BG3 comes out and it's okay to drop wieners and vulvas all over the shop so long as it's vanilla content.
    Biased homosexual mods, honestly.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the game's appeal is for people to experience love, lust and intimacy

    It must suck to be you, I'm sorry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just sounds bonkers, but I've never thought of that. God I'm so lonely.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she loves u 2

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed her without breaking my oath

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to romance Karlach my next playthrough but I actually think I'll do Lae'zel instead. She has a good actress, even if she was written by fiddlecub.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till they patch it for Karlach

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also the frog's verbal tics are funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lae'zel is the only companion with actually good writing

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she cute but I wish she was a little thicker. the women are too wirey looking in this game.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    !!!IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!

    Does Alfira have cut content?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alfira
      her cut content is that she [spoiler[should have been a companion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it. Seeing that five minute cutscene of her song I was thinking there was no way they'd blow budget on this for a throwaway background character. And that's exactly what she ended up being.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew it. Seeing that five minute cutscene of her song I was thinking there was no way they'd blow budget on this for a throwaway background character. And that's exactly what she ended up being.

        mods will fix this....... right....???

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          When proper mod tools come out, I don't see why not. For it to work properly, she and the other companions would need some new voice lines, but in the age of AI voice cloning that shouldn't be a problem.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing beyond people wishing she was a bard party member

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her questline wraps up but the reward is a generic item, so kinda but only in the mildest sense

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the obvious choice, considering the rest of prostitutes the game throw at us.
    Too bad we got robbed of her good ending.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you played with hotfix 4 you didn't beat the game

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's fun in Xenagos.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEEEE MUNNNS

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do bongs actually talk like that irl?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. unlike them, karlach's speech is comprehensible

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with trannies and tieflings

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitflings embody the victimhood complex troons love nurturing so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      trannies are really in on the whole demonic appearance thing for some reason.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They manage to feel even more snowflakey than elves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      4e turned them into a special snowflake race and all the gays that like that shit flocked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would adventure with human fighter-chan...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Human Fighter-chan is a total sweetheart and she's being bullied by inferior, insecurity ridden demonspawn
          It's like when you're in the South and you see the skinny white chick getting bullied by all the obese sheebons

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meant for

            I would adventure with human fighter-chan...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw will never kill snowflakes with fighter-chan
          Why even live? Based DM for letting her kill everyone there though.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just made it to the Rosymorn Monastery. Cool area. Reminds me of the vanilla WoW dungeons, very vertical intricate level design. I hope there are more areas like that later in the game

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >UM LIKE...I GUESS I RAGE NOW? THAT JUST FRICKIN HAPPENED!
    i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      when does she say that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        every time you talk to her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just met her and helped her with the paladins.
        Immediately she goes on a rampage and starts destroying everything.
        I am kind sick of this game. I am going to play without any regards for companions any longer.
        Frick the vampire! Frick the demon! Frick the frog! The moment the humans piss me of they gonna die as well!
        I hate how much this game promotes evil and degenerate behavior!
        >Kid tries to scam you but you can stop him from scamming other people just because you can't!
        Who thought of this bullshit?! This is only an RPG if you want to role play as a degenerate!
        Fricking garbage!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
      Western devs chased in on the moe gap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
      She has the personality of a genki schoolgirl in her private interactions which some (most) people like. She's also the widest b***h on the team, and americans have been conditioned to find that attractive.

      That being said though, Laezel, surprisingly, turned out to be the best love interest in the game, despite being written by an obnoxious homosexual and the devs promising she will cuck the player at every opportunity.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach just feels like a worse laezhel. Level 11 atm and lae is hitting like 6 times per turn. She mogs karlach

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only good for blowjobs.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always love Mother Miranda always, always..But..

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >karlACK
    reddit is that way chief

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >act 2
    >already level 9
    the level cap is way too tiny

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