i liked her too but the large tiefling body has the nastiest bolt on breasts in existance... somneone needs to mod the breasts quick. it looks good on all the other races large body but for tiefling it's borked.
the "ew no." in baldurs gate broke me. i dont think i can ever party her if she isnt my romance. that shit hurt.
We know it was cut, they did an entire dev update about the upper city and said it was basically finished.
Then they release the game early with no upper city.
>Until weeks before release Larian was marketing BG Upper city as fully explorable in PC gamer interviews and Game spot. Uppercity with its quests completely cut from the game.
Karlach has three endings. none of them are happy endings, but to say they aren't satisfying is a bold-faced lie. being with the love of your life in her final moments was heartbreak kino, and a worthy send-off for such a great character.
> She's so ugly and has such a ghetto trash mouth people need to draw her as an anime pretty underage girl and pretend she's cute and not a literal Black person calling herself "mama k" and saying "MOTHERFRICKER" "SHIT""FRICK"
Isn't she a virgin?
She was kidnapped as a child to fight in the blood war and was favored by Zariel, if she ever got laid was only lesbian sex, which we all know isn't a real thing
do you frickers really care that much about this? why would you care if she just got some frick when she didn't even know you? the only thing that matters is that she's actually mature to respect the relationship between the mc and her, and she's only there for him. Unlike shadoprostitute who tries to cuck you
>do you frickers really care that much about this?
Not that much, but don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
BG2 had the the full gamut of prostitute - Maiden - Mother with Viconia, Aerie and Jaheira, so you could pick a whatever suited you, why can't they do that the sequel?
My uncle touched me when I was kid, I'm clear off that bar.
>don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
I mean the average adult person isn't, so no not really.
>I mean the average adult person isn't
The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc, plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too >Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have
That's circular logic "they can't be virgins because they weren't written to be virgins"
10 months ago
Anonymous
>The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc
dnd races are just different variants of human >plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too
yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>dnd races are just different variants of human
Very different humans though. >yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin
The average adult person isn't a vampire spawn or banged the goddess of magic either
Can you incels stop being obsessed with fake concepts like 'virginity'? Having sex doesn't change who you are and normal people all have sex
>fake concepts like 'virginity'?
Why bait, anon? We're all friends here
10 months ago
Anonymous
Can you incels stop being obsessed with fake concepts like 'virginity'? Having sex doesn't change who you are and normal people all have sex
10 months ago
Anonymous
if virginity isn't real then why is it used as an insult towards people who haven't ever had sex?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Because normal people have sex, and you get made fun of for being abnormal in a sane society.
Mock trannies and virgins both are missing out on healthy sex.
10 months ago
Anonymous
how is it abnormal if it isn't real though?
10 months ago
Anonymous
It is real, whatever that anon was saying was just bullshit to perpetuate an argument online.
Can you not identify a bad faith actor yet?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Having sex doesn't change who you are
ohnononono do we tell him?
It's obvious that if some cute blonde virgin elf girl like Aerie was one of the candidates that everyone would choose her as wife. Perhaps with just a little less annoying voice.
Shadowheart and Lae'zel aren't that old in the game's cannon and virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high
10 months ago
Anonymous
>virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high
it's not though
higher than previous generations, yes, but the average age of losing it still like 17.
10 months ago
Anonymous
that isn't the rate. The rate is like 1 in 4 adult zoomers are virgins
Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have. Unless something exceptional happened in their lives. Aerie is the only virgin in bg2 and she's mentally 14yo, so it makes totally sense
Lae'zel and Shadowheart are like 20 years old if you use their age for their equivalent races. Lae'zel doesn't have any of the cool frogman shit and shadowheart isn't a justiciar
she wont date me because the I was romancing Shadowheart and the game decided I was also romancing Gale. Also take berzerker on her at 3, tavern brawler at 4, +2 st at 8 and get the gloves and rings that add damage to throws. You can now throw dudes at other dudes as a form of combat
I only realized about tavern brawler today. I had that pike on my main character who is an eldridge knight, but then ditched it for that glave from the grove that pulls enemies, because he already has bound weapon, then I traded that for the invisible spear, and now I am using the halberd from one of the moonrise guards.
Karlach used the sword from the paladan who was tryng to kill her, a maul for a while, the sword you get that silences stuff, that boss general from act 2's hammer. And now she is using that fish monster crab hand that does lightning damage. I do like the playstyle with her of her using the spear and then throwing it and then just throwing random shit/people at each other like a crazed barbarian. Its more fun than the great weapon master build I was using with the swords
Hold up, if she is so hot that she will melt you or anyone around her that touches her, how can she have a bear and touch it? Actually how can she hold weapons without them melting or bursting into flames? Putting most clothes and armor on her should also be an issue too.
Isn't she a virgin?
She was kidnapped as a child to fight in the blood war and was favored by Zariel, if she ever got laid was only lesbian sex, which we all know isn't a real thing
No she even had a relationship with Bane's chosen guy, the one that sold her to the Blood Wars, it's how she gets tricked into service was her bf dicked her that good to trust him.
>"woman" with a dyke haircut, no breasts and face of a man >even when you have sex with her ad a guy it looks like she's pegging you >a masculine demon barbarian written like a self-insert fanfiction OC of a middle school girl
How does it feel to have absolutely the worst taste?
Astarion is the best tradwife (male) the game has to offer.
Willing to settle down and isn't proud about his sexual history like shadoprostitute. Also rejecting him during his ending is the funniest scene in the whole game, by a great margin.
not really an astarion person, but i do like his voice acting a lot in most scenes, so i knew this would be good. his lines at the circus were also great.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Voice acting is 50% of why I went for him. Extremely low self esteem you can abuse the other 50%
Astarion was the character I hated the most at the beginning but ended up liking by the end. He actually has like, a character arc and stuff, unlike anyone else besides Shadowheart I guess
I fricking hate the Black person
I hate how much he screans OC donut steel and i fricking hate how the game just forgives him instantly for you.
Not only that but the game lets you attack gale because you dont trust him apparently but not the Black person that put a knife to your throat.
Also even killing him i found the hunter and even then still the game had the option astarion is under my protection when i literally smited the c**t the second he stopped talking
Gale has a character arch. You get to see an butthole rapist try to manipulate you and then rape you and then the instant he sees a way to get back with his GF he cares about that instead
>Karlach's Ending - Datamined content shows that not only did Karlach have a full ending where her infernal engine was fixed and that she survived, but that most of it was fully voiced and complete. However it required triggers from the Upper City portion of Baldur's Gate and when that was cut, so was Karlach's Act 3 storyline. What we have behind have been confirmed to be Karlach's "fail state" endings which were meant to only play if the player neglected her quest chain.
Karlach is broken ATM, maybe definitive edition will help.
>It's not like they were in a hurry to release the full thing anyway.
You kiddin me? The entire point of the release date was to get in before Starfield.
i got locked into shadowheart early on and never saw any karlach romantic content
never even got the option to do anything except hug her after upgrading her
it's fine, at least shadowheart gets hot after dropping shar
Everything about her feels extremely out of place and her interactions are cringe worthy but at least she's got a cute face somewhat. And sharp teeth always sell me. Thank god they changed it from the original abomination.
>sell my soul for her heart >Karlach breaks down crying while being furious at me for doing something so stupid and reckless while still in disbelief that someone would go that for her >She gets an exclamation mark on her head at camp >She gets on one knee and proposes to me
Karlach >extremely hard to romance and you can lock yourself out with things like using the soul coin or romancing someone else or killing an ox
Shadowhart >romance takes a long time with her kissing you at most
Gale, Haslin, gay vamp, black magic >literally talking to them at all ever makes them want to suck your dick
nah, the thing is bugged or tripping gale is too easy. I couldn't get Karlach to trigger. I got Shadowheart as my romance and I got gale's homosexual shit to trip twice somehow even though I literally only spoke to him for his quest and talked to Karlach way, way more
rewound 8 hours of progress when I found out I was locked out of karlachs romance in act 3. I turned down laezel and shadowheart expecting her to give me more dialogue options as the game went on but apparently its bugged for some people and you cant romance her unless you SPECIFICALLY long rest inside of the last light inn and not anywhere else for some moronic reason
I also got locked out of her romance somehow. I understand the game has some bugs to work out. but she's a "main" party member. I swear I never saw any camp scenes with her besides ones where she played a supporting role.
there must be some bug with the way romances are triggered in the game where everyone keeps getting the gay shit with gale by accident and karlach and the drow are hard to get romances with
I read somewhere that someone theorized you can only really soft start 2 of them and have the rest blocked off until you clear one, and that makes sense to me, since it explains why some people can't get Karlach or Shadowheart when Gale jumps down your pants super hard leaving only one "slot" left.
I just killed Astarion on sight, told Gale to go frick himself if he wants magic items, told the Black person to hit the road and havent had any conversation with the druid yet
Also all the men have question you can instantly come on to the them like i talked to Halsim once in the party about the tadpole and there was a line like i hope i didnt come off too strong i want us to get to know each other
I feeli like homosexualry is pushed way more as well as bawdtiness
Why cant we have a nice slow normal romance
>OI SOLDIER WHATS COOKIN? DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE STORY OF WHEN I CHUCKED A SPEAR THROUGH A SKUNK'S EYEBALL ON THE COAST? BLOODY LARK THAT WAS SOLDIER BLOODY HELLS DID YOU JUST PRICK YOUR FINGER ON THAT THORN? JUST BRUSH IT OFF SOLDIER NOTHING A GOOD HOT FOOKIN MEAL WONT FIX IT'S A LONG HARD ROAD SOLDIER *picks up a gnome and throws him into a crevice* NINE BLOODY HELLS SOLDIER THEY'LL BE HEARING THOSE HOWLS ALL THE WAY DOWN IN AVERNUS I SAY WE GET PISSED AND GET TO THE FUN STUFF TOMORROW EH SOLDIER? THOSE GOBLINS CAN WAIT MAMA K NEEDS A TANKARD OF ALE RIGHT NOW
My heart melts a little whenever she calls you solider.
It also made me really notice how you don't have a proper title in game, so everyone just kinda goes "hey you" most of the time since they don't know your name. Most other CRPG's get around this by calling you "The Commander" or whatever but this one just didn't even bother.
>the actual ending of her quest was cut with the area it took place and thats why you can’t remove her infernal engine forcing a bad ending for her
Lol can’t fricking believe i have to wait a whole another year/2 years for the de
Your mind, body, and soul die when you become a mind flayer. Kalrach's dead it's just a parasite replaying her memories until it eventually forgets it and becomes another mindless drone
When I took her in my team she looked like the pic from op but after leveling up she now has this disgusting cow ring on her nose.
Is this normal and how do I remove it?
She is difficult to look at
>make charisma/mage character >as soon as any dialogue ends my squishy main character immediately gets flatlined before he gets a chance to move
never played a western rpg where mage characters were never majorly cucked in some way shape or form. let me pick a starting battle formation or some shit dude jesus
I'd say those are the karlach gloves, though technically the 18 dex gloves give her better unarmored defense than the +2 ac gloves do. Or, do what I did and give her the throwing gloves and throwing ring, tavern brawler, and then get her strength up to 20 and you can have her fight by throwing dudes at other dudes
always pick alert at level 4. you should also have 16 dex, mage armor and the gloves that give 2 ac.
Mage armor is for fricking cucks. Play a He/Human and take the medium armor feat at 4 to be able to use shields and cast fine in medium armor. It's not as if you're really vying for any feats in the selection as a wizard. Most of them are complete ass which is why so many motherfrickers take alert and stat ups.
m8 if you're a warlock you get mist step, flight and gaseous form. All of these give you the best mobility. Add on top cloud of daggers (replaced with wall of flame) that traps enemies and you become the final boss of every fight.
I'm unironically waiting for Definitive Edition >Karlach endings scuffed >Minthara bugged like CS major first project >Act 3 is more bugs than actually working content
Sexual control is something often used by tyrants.
Look up safe horny and safe edgy. It was never about LEWD BAD or EDGY BAD, it was about who gets to do it. It is the privilege of the aristocracy, not for little people.
You can use her mindflayer power to shapeshift into a displacer beast before the ending, she will be a big kitty in the final cg if that makes you happier
yeah and they can also be virginal
so why is every single one in the game a prostitute?
especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives
Well if you have sex without contraception, you become pregnant. In medieval society you would need someone to take care of you or become a prostitute and put your child up for adoption (at best)
Medieval society doesn't have condoms or the pill. It radically changes how society acts.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>what is pulling out
10 months ago
Anonymous
not effective, that's what
10 months ago
Anonymous
Precum still has a bit of sperm, homosexual.
What you really have to hope for is that the girl is at the point of her cycle where it's harder to get pregnant.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Medieval society also doesn't have demons, flying squids or steam automatons.
10 months ago
Anonymous
none of those affect the social dynamics of sex
10 months ago
Anonymous
And nothing in the game implies that the setting does not have contraceptive magic or herbs.
10 months ago
Anonymous
nothing implies it does either
by default you have to assume something doesn't exist rather than does when provided no evidence
10 months ago
Anonymous
Who made that rule? By default if something can't be proven to not exist then you have to assume it does.
10 months ago
Anonymous
ok then because you can't prove 10,000,000 religions I could make up right here and now don't exist you must believe that they are all true
10 months ago
Anonymous
Hyperbole. Argument discarded.
10 months ago
Anonymous
listen moron, if you're gonna discard logic by claiming you can posit anything and it has to be true if it can't be proven wrong then don't be surprised when the same shit logic gets thrown at you
there's a unicorn behind you, you just can't see it or hear it or measure it in any way because it's ethereal
it has to be true because you can't prove it isn't
I'm just following your logic after all
10 months ago
Anonymous
Beyond superstition, amulets, and prayers, there were various methods of birth control even in antiquity of various degrees of effectivness. The Egyptian used of honey, acacia leaves and lint to be placed in the vegana to block sperm. Silphium, a species of giant fennel native to north Africa, may have been used as birth control in ancient Greece and the ancient Near East. Due to its supposed desirability, by the first century AD, it had become so rare that it was worth more than its weight in silver and, by late antiquity, it was fully extinct. Most methods of birth control used in antiquity were probably ineffective, though. Aristotle recommended applying cedar oil to the womb before intercourse, a method which was probably only effective on occasion. There was also dangerous (and ineffective) stuff such as drinking a copper salt dissolved in water.
10 months ago
Anonymous
none of which were particularly effective or at all available to the vast majority of people
to such a degree that the only effective method of birth control until recently was still abstinence
10 months ago
Anonymous
In medieval Europe, any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church, although it is believed that women of the time still used a number of birth control measures, such as coitus interruptus and inserting lily root and rue into the vegana. Women in the Middle Ages were also encouraged to tie weasel testicles around their thighs during sex to prevent pregnancy. The oldest condoms discovered to date were recovered in the ruins of Dudley Castle in England, and are dated back to 1640. They were made of animal gut, and were most likely used to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases during the English Civil War. Casanova, living in 18th-century Italy, described the use of a lambskin covering to prevent pregnancy; however, condoms only became widely available in the 20th century.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church
based
at what age do half-elves and elves reach physical maturity? if it's like 30 or some shit, then I imagine they probably have sex earlier than humans do, once you convert from human years to "elf years".
Lae'zal conically can't be older than 20 where she is neither has Silver sword/rank to be in the Astral Plane. It's why she fantasizes about things so much is she is just above being a recruit meaning she isn't that old.
Karlach claims she was still a teenager when sold so that makes her likely between 26 and 29
Now as for Shadowheart, yeah she is old, but is also Half-elf.
Medieval women were infamously loose. There are several tales of noblewomen arranging their own kidnapping to frick, or kidnapping young lads themselves. It was during the relentlessly praised renaissance when everyone became a lot more prudish and the stereotypical witch hunt happened.
Forgotten Realms is Ed Greenwood's magical realm. It's the one with the most sex and debauchery going on, period. If anything Baldur’s Gate 3 is missing more incest and public orgies
yeah and they can also be virginal
so why is every single one in the game a prostitute?
especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives
communists aren't people. Just like Illithid and Githyanki they should be killed on sight
they need to make a mod to give her a bush in the game. I used the mod that makes it so the female characters don't have pants, but then like right after getting that I get the part where Karlach says she is overheating again and showing flames so she is back to being naked and Shadowheart, who actually does have a bush is the one running around with no pants
Her VA is really fantastic. She’s probably got the worst material of the main group apart from Wyll, but she sells in incredibly well.
Her having to come to terms with the fact getting revenge doesn’t change how fricked she is was heart rending.
He literally doesn't have a sex scene at all if you frick someone else before him, and he doesn't even kiss you until late act 2. The dude is a neet waifugay who just forgot that his waifu exhumes sexual energy when summoned.
Can I go half-illithid without getting a bad ending? I want to toy around with the illithid powers a bit more, but I can always save that for an evil run.
If only she had content. Just think of how much nicer the game could be if they had never implemented Gayle and instead that development time had gone to her.
>Bro might die tomorrow >Wants not to be alone that last night.
Sure, we can bbq something, drink a couple of beers and talk about the meaning of life, or maybe see if Karlach is for a threeso... oh...
at least when i was roleplaying a bard trying to show up wyll during one of his romance scenes i could end it in a funny way, the devs just really want you to frick or get fricked by gale it seems.
I'm still surprised they have her just be fricked at the ending considering the multiple ways we have to resolve the issue, including potentially the guys who do a ton of work with infernal metal.
Probably, considering how people have reacted to her and her endings, both cut and uncut. It'd be one thing if they intended for her to get fricked, but another when she got fricked for something out of her control in a meta sense(the cut content).
The game seriously needs some ending slides, considering there aren't that many character endings in the first place, your average character would need 10-12 at most with some narration.
The game needs a reworked act 3. Or at least the ending bit after the small boats >So, here's the end of your campaign at level 12: >The gigantic brain floats over the city, supported by thousands of powerful mindflayers and artillery barrages from interdimensional space ships >And then you go up there and hit it really hard with your +3 weapon
The marvel tier stuff cut scene before the tower fight in act 2 was already dog shit but who in their right mind decided to greenlight this?
I'm mean that is more or less how BG1 went it just actually felt that hard.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I forced myself to finish BG1 like a decade ago but I remember effectively nothing about it after the starting bit.
Didn't you just beat up Sarevok and some of his followers in the end?
What you do is have a mind battle in it's head, that's the whole point of needing a mindflayer opening the portal
10 months ago
Anonymous
>a mind battle in it's head
That sounds aweso... >hop around the platforms, hit it really hard with your sword
oh.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's not a larian game if they don't shit the ending. Granted that's just my experience of DO2, but I was expecting it with this. I'm already finding my enthusiasm rapidly vanishing now that I have just got up to the city gates.
none of which were particularly effective or at all available to the vast majority of people
to such a degree that the only effective method of birth control until recently was still abstinence
It didn't matter if you were a prostitute, nobody gave a shit if you got pregnant it was on you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Durant Old ass boomer of boomer books "Our Oriental Heritage" touched on some of the early origins of civilizational features like economics/trade, religion, morality, ect. And by referencing the behavior of primitive hunter-gatherers (Who live as they always did, as our ancestors did in neolithic or pre-neolithic times) in the 1700s-1900s by anthropologists it became clear that women put off pregnancy/re-pregnancy for the same reasons today minus career: >Want to maintain a young figure >Afraid of dying >It's tedious >It's miserable >Still have the same obligations they do as a woman, but now pregnant too
Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
10 months ago
Anonymous
You don't seriously think this book has any actual truth to it do you?
There's so many sweeping generalizations that makes this sound like utter bullshit from the first sentence, and it only gets worse the more you read. please don't tell me you're actually advocating this.
literally none of this is true. for frick sakes are you just baiting or are you just showing how moronic that guy is for us all to laugh at.
10 months ago
Anonymous
His truths are based in historical and anthropological analysis of human civilization and cultures from around the world, limited only insofar as being a 1930s-1950s era book. Your truths are based in "I don't like it", "This hurts my fee fees", "I don't believe it". We can naturally look to how primitive peoples have behaved and draw conclusions based on how our similar ancestors might have behaved given the common threads that underpin human relations. IE hunter-gatherers in 11000 BC Southern Europe likely have similar threads to those living in 1800s South Africa. Yes yes, "But one of them is Black folk". It doesn't change the fundamentals.
So yeah, between the two you've got fricking nothing going for it. You're also just doing patently obvious trolling shit of >Anon actually provided something with citations and research how dare he try and bring some level of sincerity to the conversation
It's just the dude in pic related. Transparently obvious, dilate and seethe and all that you brainlet homosexual.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's not a larian game if they don't shit the ending. Granted that's just my experience of DO2, but I was expecting it with this. I'm already finding my enthusiasm rapidly vanishing now that I have just got up to the city gates.
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It didn't matter if you were a prostitute, nobody gave a shit if you got pregnant it was on you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Durant Old ass boomer of boomer books "Our Oriental Heritage" touched on some of the early origins of civilizational features like economics/trade, religion, morality, ect. And by referencing the behavior of primitive hunter-gatherers (Who live as they always did, as our ancestors did in neolithic or pre-neolithic times) in the 1700s-1900s by anthropologists it became clear that women put off pregnancy/re-pregnancy for the same reasons today minus career: >Want to maintain a young figure >Afraid of dying >It's tedious >It's miserable >Still have the same obligations they do as a woman, but now pregnant too
Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
The c**t didn't source a single fricking thing. This is you cherry picking a single book to rationalize your hatred of children and pregnancy.
I know this is a thread about table top which generally attracts the most cuck shit homosexuals imaginable, but come the frick on. are you seriously the wakling stereotype that praises atheism, hates children, thinks polygamy is natural, and literally posts this moronic shitpost book as fact about ancient birth control? fricking get a grip you moronic west coast homosexual
10 months ago
Anonymous
>80 years out of date >YOU'RE CLEARLY TROLLING IF YOU DON'T CONFORM TO HIS RESEARCH
10 months ago
Anonymous
post another page about how all women were bawds anon I'm interested to see how you projected your cuck fantasies into anthropology
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
That's not a taboo moron, usually the hormones involved in breastfeeding prevent a woman from being fertile.
I think it's the Blood War issue and how serious that is. You can't leave it's service unless you are just obliterate into nothingness. I think the team got over their skies with having a companion/Origin from the Blood War
As a mostly murder hobo that didn't catch the paladins until much later (and killed them too) I didn't even know why I could cut the head off, just assumed that was Durge content.
And is there any way to make the bodies stay in the camp chest? Every time I put them in their the next reload they are thrown everywhere. Karlach, Lae'zel, and Astrion keeps sawing in the camp either on the circle or near it, Halsin, and Wyll keeps spawning back at the grove door, and Shadowheart's body keeps popping up at the crypt door.
I'm getting real tired popping hill strength potions to go around picking them up to stuff them back in the chest every reload and I'm worried once I leave act 1 I'm losing all these bodies but the three that spawn at camp.
well that stinks but I'm still going to try and hold on to them, perhaps I'll keep them on my person when I go to the next act and see what happens. I won't leave my friends behind.
>begin romancing karlach, have a first kiss with her, have to wait until her flames die down >my barbarian berserker seems like an obvious match for her >while waiting for her i in the meantime inadvertantly win a ton of favor with shadowheart because she likes all the cheeky violence i commit >end up spending the party with shadowheart and am suddenly severely on the fence >in act 2 i finally repair karlach only to learn that she is doomed and coping hard which just barely tips me over to shadowheart >karlach keeps repeating how badly she just wants to touch me to feel something and that she's been waiting so so long >at camp that night she asks to join me after dark >have to put the game down holding my head with my eyes closed for ten minutes restraining myself >turn her down and she basically goes "...oh..." >feel like the biggest piece of shit ever
moonrise towers is such a slog to play. those fights with lots of enemies, that need to THINK before every move, im wasting so much time on this battles. and you need to go around, gather hundreds of items, with no way to sel them. and to make long rest you need to go out and then Jaheira leaving your party.
i wasted so much time on first battle, where enemy casters AOE you with debuffs, and underground prison battle, where you have lots of zombies and zombie-summoners, i don't even want to play further.
That's your fault for picking melee. I brought 3 warlocks and 1 barbarian tank to the tower. warlocks at level 8 can shoot 2 eldritch blasts per action. the fight was over in less than 10 turns
Step 1 - tempest cleric blasts the clumped up enemies with upcast lightning
Step 2 - Paladin *teleports behind u* the boss wizard and smites them into oblivion/Barbarian rages and unga bungas them
Step 3 - Wizard upcasts scorching ray at anyone concentrating on Hadar for a practically guaranteed concentration break
Step 4 - any martial starts cleaning up high profile targets like the ogre or wizards, and any spellcaster starts nuking any clumps
At this point your moronic allies ought to have stopped flailing around like morons and help clean up the rest
>underground prison battle
I never even fought down there. You can just stealthily shove every enemy off a ledge. Or lay traps that blast them off the ledge, or fire arrows that do the same. Minor illusion to draw them near ledges. Can also stack boxes in front of the door to the center tower and trap npcs inside or use arcane lock on the door.
I didn't do the underground prison since I had already snuck in Moonrise and cleared it earlier. I also did the entire thing without long-resting, though there is thing that restores your HP and spells slots that you get before the final FINAL battle of the towers.
I thought the battles were fun though, the initial battle felt pretty epic (other than all the Fists and Harpers knocking the enemies out of hypnotic pattern reee). My Karlach (respecced to Battlemaster) totally demolished Ketheric on the tower though, Haste + Precision Strike + Great Weapon Master + Action Surge is pretty OP.
stop trying to enter from the front door you dumbo, there's 3 alternate entrances you can exploit, attack from behind enemy lines with jahira in your party
Minor illusion works on almost every single npc in the entire game, meaning you can either push everyone in the tower off of a very high ledge or have your entire party 1 turn kill them away from their allies. You can completely clear out the prison this way before even speaking to the gnome, as well as take out 90% of the guards in the main tower, along with special npcs like that true-soul orc b***h, by having them follow you into the necromancer's room and having your party shit on them. I even managed to move the necromancer guy himself in the shar temple far away from all his skeletons, pushed his brother off of a ledge, and then killed him. By the time I was assaulting the tower with the harpers, the only enemies left to defend the place were the bugbear vendor, a few acolytes, and an ogre.
There is a reason nearly every single creature in the game outside of monsters is initially non-hostile, as well as their respective areas being fully free to explore. You're being given the opportunity to go about dealing with things in more creative ways than just a head on attack. I only wish they'd have gone a bit futher and given npcs more routines than just a patrol, so you be even more creative with things like poisoning their food or booby-trapping an item they use.
Ever since the release of Baldur's Gate 3 I have been brutally suffering from an extreme case of addiction. I am unable to stop enjoying Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay and every aspect of Bg3. This is by far the best RPG I have ever played and it is not even close. I cannot wait for PlayStation users to get to experience it on PS5 next month.
i thought final boss of act2 would be old man on tower.
actually i never thought it is act 2 already. i though all those locations are still act 1, like first location, underdark, grinforge,monastery, dark forest with dark town, and now moon towers. i was like, oh wow, this act 1 is so big.
You can Misty Step in from side opposite the steps or use the long jump spell from the steps. It's a sequence break which isn't accounted for dialogue wise, but you can use it to skip the entire tower and/or another dungeon
>Meet Jaheira for the first time >Immediately remove Karlach from my party after her reaction
I'll never bring her along for anything again, that was just awful.
A reminder that this game had an entire act of content cut, visiting avernus, shadowfell, gith worlds, meething the hag coven, expanded gith creche, all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.
>all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.
They cutted even this with Karlach and Minthara though. Larian were so desperate to get all these shekels before SF
you cucks still parrot this and dont understand you don't just "TURN" into a squid, the squid in your head absorbs your body and takes over, it's not YOU anymore it's the parasite assuming the remnants of your personality, you are effectively and unequivocably dead homie
No, act 3 is huge. The problem is that it, despite being as large as act1/act2, is undercooked and cut in order to release it in this timeframe (I fricking doubt upper city was finished). So you have a lot of cut plotlines and things that don't go anyhwere, with an ending that relies on content from the cut part of act3.
All the unmoderated in-game nudity posting annoys the frick out of me because I've been banned multiple times over the years for posting screenshots including the dryad from Witcher 1 who just walks around with her breasts out. But BG3 comes out and it's okay to drop wieners and vulvas all over the shop so long as it's vanilla content.
Biased homosexual mods, honestly.
I was going to romance Karlach my next playthrough but I actually think I'll do Lae'zel instead. She has a good actress, even if she was written by fiddlecub.
I knew it. Seeing that five minute cutscene of her song I was thinking there was no way they'd blow budget on this for a throwaway background character. And that's exactly what she ended up being.
I knew it. Seeing that five minute cutscene of her song I was thinking there was no way they'd blow budget on this for a throwaway background character. And that's exactly what she ended up being.
When proper mod tools come out, I don't see why not. For it to work properly, she and the other companions would need some new voice lines, but in the age of AI voice cloning that shouldn't be a problem.
Human Fighter-chan is a total sweetheart and she's being bullied by inferior, insecurity ridden demonspawn
It's like when you're in the South and you see the skinny white chick getting bullied by all the obese sheebons
Just made it to the Rosymorn Monastery. Cool area. Reminds me of the vanilla WoW dungeons, very vertical intricate level design. I hope there are more areas like that later in the game
I just met her and helped her with the paladins.
Immediately she goes on a rampage and starts destroying everything.
I am kind sick of this game. I am going to play without any regards for companions any longer.
Frick the vampire! Frick the demon! Frick the frog! The moment the humans piss me of they gonna die as well!
I hate how much this game promotes evil and degenerate behavior! >Kid tries to scam you but you can stop him from scamming other people just because you can't!
Who thought of this bullshit?! This is only an RPG if you want to role play as a degenerate!
Fricking garbage!
>i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
She has the personality of a genki schoolgirl in her private interactions which some (most) people like. She's also the widest b***h on the team, and americans have been conditioned to find that attractive.
That being said though, Laezel, surprisingly, turned out to be the best love interest in the game, despite being written by an obnoxious homosexual and the devs promising she will cuck the player at every opportunity.
She rejected me...
i liked her too but the large tiefling body has the nastiest bolt on breasts in existance... somneone needs to mod the breasts quick. it looks good on all the other races large body but for tiefling it's borked.
the "ew no." in baldurs gate broke me. i dont think i can ever party her if she isnt my romance. that shit hurt.
Too bad she has no content and has no satisfying ending since larian cut out the entire end of the game.
Is the turd act really that badly rushed?
Yes. They cut out entire upper city just to be ahead of Starfield
Do we know it was cut or is that just an assumption?
We know it was cut, they did an entire dev update about the upper city and said it was basically finished.
Then they release the game early with no upper city.
>waited 3 years for game to leave EA
>will wait another 3 years for the game to actually be finished
Sounds like an assumption to me. You’ll hit the level cap about a third of the way into act 3, so a whole other area seems like a stretch
>Until weeks before release Larian was marketing BG Upper city as fully explorable in PC gamer interviews and Game spot. Uppercity with its quests completely cut from the game.
We know since Karlach's endings were actually finished, and she had parts in Upper City and Avernus.
>Too bad she has no content
lie.
>no satisfying ending
double lie.
Karlach has three endings. none of them are happy endings, but to say they aren't satisfying is a bold-faced lie. being with the love of your life in her final moments was heartbreak kino, and a worthy send-off for such a great character.
Literally canon prostitute since she's a kid
But enough about Shadowheart
>Shadow cucks grasping at straws yet again
Yikes
> She's so ugly and has such a ghetto trash mouth people need to draw her as an anime pretty underage girl and pretend she's cute and not a literal Black person calling herself "mama k" and saying "MOTHERFRICKER" "SHIT""FRICK"
Isn't she a virgin?
She was kidnapped as a child to fight in the blood war and was favored by Zariel, if she ever got laid was only lesbian sex, which we all know isn't a real thing
She was older than Mol when she got kidnapped, and Mol ain't no virgin.
You can outright ask how her past sex life was and guess what she has been having sex since she's 'child' and just wienerblocked for ten years
Awesome.
So literally everyone is a prostitute in this game then.
Dark Urge genocide run it is then.
>She's not a virgin? Millions must die
Correct
No, her character is a naive girl that got dicked by a girl and then pimped out.
>a girl
A dude although futa would've been funnier.
do you frickers really care that much about this? why would you care if she just got some frick when she didn't even know you? the only thing that matters is that she's actually mature to respect the relationship between the mc and her, and she's only there for him. Unlike shadoprostitute who tries to cuck you
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>do you frickers really care that much about this?
Not that much, but don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
BG2 had the the full gamut of prostitute - Maiden - Mother with Viconia, Aerie and Jaheira, so you could pick a whatever suited you, why can't they do that the sequel?
>but don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
anon, the Gankerirgin was (you), the player, the entire time.
My uncle touched me when I was kid, I'm clear off that bar.
>I mean the average adult person isn't
The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc, plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too
>Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have
That's circular logic "they can't be virgins because they weren't written to be virgins"
>The average adult person isn't an elf or a half-orc
dnd races are just different variants of human
>plus, I think virginity rates are going up in recent years, mostly men but women too
yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin.
>dnd races are just different variants of human
Very different humans though.
>yeah but the average adult person still isn't a virgin
The average adult person isn't a vampire spawn or banged the goddess of magic either
>fake concepts like 'virginity'?
Why bait, anon? We're all friends here
Can you incels stop being obsessed with fake concepts like 'virginity'? Having sex doesn't change who you are and normal people all have sex
if virginity isn't real then why is it used as an insult towards people who haven't ever had sex?
Because normal people have sex, and you get made fun of for being abnormal in a sane society.
Mock trannies and virgins both are missing out on healthy sex.
how is it abnormal if it isn't real though?
It is real, whatever that anon was saying was just bullshit to perpetuate an argument online.
Can you not identify a bad faith actor yet?
>Having sex doesn't change who you are
ohnononono do we tell him?
It's obvious that if some cute blonde virgin elf girl like Aerie was one of the candidates that everyone would choose her as wife. Perhaps with just a little less annoying voice.
being a virgin is problematic and bawd shaming
>don't you think it's odd that there's not a single virgin in the game?
I mean the average adult person isn't, so no not really.
Shadowheart and Lae'zel aren't that old in the game's cannon and virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high
>virginity rates of adult zoomers and late millennials is pretty high
it's not though
higher than previous generations, yes, but the average age of losing it still like 17.
that isn't the rate. The rate is like 1 in 4 adult zoomers are virgins
Because it would not make sense for any of them to be virgins for how old they are and the personalities they have. Unless something exceptional happened in their lives. Aerie is the only virgin in bg2 and she's mentally 14yo, so it makes totally sense
Lae'zel and Shadowheart are like 20 years old if you use their age for their equivalent races. Lae'zel doesn't have any of the cool frogman shit and shadowheart isn't a justiciar
wow, you are a cukold
That's shadowheart, atleast the Shar cultist had fun with her dicky
if you put a black quarter, twist her small tit, does a condom come out like a machine?
she wont date me because the I was romancing Shadowheart and the game decided I was also romancing Gale. Also take berzerker on her at 3, tavern brawler at 4, +2 st at 8 and get the gloves and rings that add damage to throws. You can now throw dudes at other dudes as a form of combat
There's a returning Pike that let's her do 24-30 damage on a throw at level 4.
I only realized about tavern brawler today. I had that pike on my main character who is an eldridge knight, but then ditched it for that glave from the grove that pulls enemies, because he already has bound weapon, then I traded that for the invisible spear, and now I am using the halberd from one of the moonrise guards.
Karlach used the sword from the paladan who was tryng to kill her, a maul for a while, the sword you get that silences stuff, that boss general from act 2's hammer. And now she is using that fish monster crab hand that does lightning damage. I do like the playstyle with her of her using the spear and then throwing it and then just throwing random shit/people at each other like a crazed barbarian. Its more fun than the great weapon master build I was using with the swords
she's a Japanese toy machine
literal Gashapon
For me, it's my funny wife Minthara
>picks female zyzz
>voice of nursing home bingo player, mustache twirling cartoon evil throwaway option, face of john hamm with long hair
She is made for cuddles and kisses
my halfling bard the bear
>insert quarter into the vagene
Hold up, if she is so hot that she will melt you or anyone around her that touches her, how can she have a bear and touch it? Actually how can she hold weapons without them melting or bursting into flames? Putting most clothes and armor on her should also be an issue too.
No she even had a relationship with Bane's chosen guy, the one that sold her to the Blood Wars, it's how she gets tricked into service was her bf dicked her that good to trust him.
>"woman" with a dyke haircut, no breasts and face of a man
>even when you have sex with her ad a guy it looks like she's pegging you
>a masculine demon barbarian written like a self-insert fanfiction OC of a middle school girl
How does it feel to have absolutely the worst taste?
Play the game homosexual she literally has breasts, ass, and thighs for days
>this is breasts, ass and thighs for days
Americans are depressing, their beauty standards are so low.
>Americans
Lmao, what country are you even from?
>That goddamn thigh gap
>first time you see character
>backstory exposition dump
Did they really?
>click on the dedicated backstory exposition dump button in character creation
>get backstory exposition
my dick isn't big enough to satisfy her
She's so fricking cute
she doesn't have a manface and she has a great ass
Do you think she should look like this instead?
muh
I wish they went added polyamory to the game I want Asatrion and Karlach as my wives
>I want Asatrion… as my wives
Anon I got some bad news, you might want to sit.
Nothing will stop me goddamit
Astarion is the best tradwife (male) the game has to offer.
Willing to settle down and isn't proud about his sexual history like shadoprostitute.
Also rejecting him during his ending is the funniest scene in the whole game, by a great margin.
link?
The first part of the video, 10/10 voice acting.
indignant tsundere and I wihs there was an option to say it was a joke for further bullying.
not really an astarion person, but i do like his voice acting a lot in most scenes, so i knew this would be good. his lines at the circus were also great.
Voice acting is 50% of why I went for him.
Extremely low self esteem you can abuse the other 50%
Im so glad i kill Astarion everytime
Based and stake-pilled
but he's SO funny and fruity anon
Astarion was the character I hated the most at the beginning but ended up liking by the end. He actually has like, a character arc and stuff, unlike anyone else besides Shadowheart I guess
I fricking hate the Black person
I hate how much he screans OC donut steel and i fricking hate how the game just forgives him instantly for you.
Not only that but the game lets you attack gale because you dont trust him apparently but not the Black person that put a knife to your throat.
Also even killing him i found the hunter and even then still the game had the option astarion is under my protection when i literally smited the c**t the second he stopped talking
its ok friend
its just a video game
he cant hurt you in real life
Kys troony
not everyone plays an evil character like you
Gale has a character arch. You get to see an butthole rapist try to manipulate you and then rape you and then the instant he sees a way to get back with his GF he cares about that instead
>i'm so glad i kill the best comapnion every time
way to make your game worse than it is
how many tokens do you think it would take for that android to suck my wiener?
I don't care for her, but I do respect her power.
I don't like wyllis, so I'm always on her side. I'm the better barbarian
>only origin not hireable in the EA
>is more popular than 90% of the companions
What gives?
Karlach was made for human and half elf wiener
Only if those half human and half elves are significantly shorter than her. What she is really built for is Dwarven, Gnomish and Halfling wiener.
>nose ring
not on my watch
Wrong that barbarian pussy is made for my blonde elf bard
Karlach's finger up your bum
why does this game want me to frick gale so badly? i'm not fricking interested. i haven't seen a karlach-centric camp scene in 20 hours.
>Karlach's Ending - Datamined content shows that not only did Karlach have a full ending where her infernal engine was fixed and that she survived, but that most of it was fully voiced and complete. However it required triggers from the Upper City portion of Baldur's Gate and when that was cut, so was Karlach's Act 3 storyline. What we have behind have been confirmed to be Karlach's "fail state" endings which were meant to only play if the player neglected her quest chain.
Karlach is broken ATM, maybe definitive edition will help.
Her monologue after defeating her rival was the highpoint of the game for me.
Why was it cut? It's nit like they were in a hurry to release the full thing anyway.
>It's not like they were in a hurry to release the full thing anyway.
You kiddin me? The entire point of the release date was to get in before Starfield.
They could easily release it a year or so later, EA players would have happily accepted it.
>Karlachs engine (code) has to be literally fixed so she can get good ending
fricking poetry, im hoping larian will get to it in a patch or dlc
I like all the girls in this game
Manly tears must have been ecstatic at this modelling opportunity
total Karlach victory
What is her favorite position?
Missionary
While hand holding
Fingers locked
Creampie
>draw a muscular man with a chiseled jawline
>call it a woman
why does west do this?
>draw a child
>call it a woman
why does thirdies do this?
examples?
Hey, soldier.
finally. b***h normally looks like a teriyaki beef jerky stick from Futurama
yo which mod?
MOD LINK PLEASE
but what's the butt look like?
where do you even find mods like this now that nexus is so pozzed and removes everything like it?
Her act 3 content got cutt off from the game.
This is why you pirate games first.
WE DO NOT CARE troony
>Wanna make a Tiefling and go to hell with her
>Forced to look like a flamer.
Making a decent looking tiefling is like pulling fricking teeth.
i got locked into shadowheart early on and never saw any karlach romantic content
never even got the option to do anything except hug her after upgrading her
it's fine, at least shadowheart gets hot after dropping shar
I banged the frog girl, and them made her watch me and shadowheart screw. [barbarian] rolls
>then*
Everything about her feels extremely out of place and her interactions are cringe worthy but at least she's got a cute face somewhat. And sharp teeth always sell me. Thank god they changed it from the original abomination.
Dumb devil brat. Needs correction.
calm down gortash.
>im gonna rim you until you see stars
what did she mean by this
Literally a negress
Out of curiosity, where do you live? Seeking out nigresses of this complexion and personality.
How come I couldn't just ask Raphael to fix her Soul Engine?
Am I stupid?
Her quest was cut from the game
unironically cut content
>sell my soul for her heart
>Karlach breaks down crying while being furious at me for doing something so stupid and reckless while still in disbelief that someone would go that for her
>She gets an exclamation mark on her head at camp
>She gets on one knee and proposes to me
We were robbed of Kino
ywnbaw
Well written
Funny but your a dick
Karlach is cool but Lae'zel is the logical choice.
I challenged her to a fight and beat her nose further up into her skull before rejecting her.
Karlach
>extremely hard to romance and you can lock yourself out with things like using the soul coin or romancing someone else or killing an ox
Shadowhart
>romance takes a long time with her kissing you at most
Gale, Haslin, gay vamp, black magic
>literally talking to them at all ever makes them want to suck your dick
didnt find it too hard. she just has to be present for the grove party, and you have to hit on her at every opportunity.
nah, the thing is bugged or tripping gale is too easy. I couldn't get Karlach to trigger. I got Shadowheart as my romance and I got gale's homosexual shit to trip twice somehow even though I literally only spoke to him for his quest and talked to Karlach way, way more
rewound 8 hours of progress when I found out I was locked out of karlachs romance in act 3. I turned down laezel and shadowheart expecting her to give me more dialogue options as the game went on but apparently its bugged for some people and you cant romance her unless you SPECIFICALLY long rest inside of the last light inn and not anywhere else for some moronic reason
I also got locked out of her romance somehow. I understand the game has some bugs to work out. but she's a "main" party member. I swear I never saw any camp scenes with her besides ones where she played a supporting role.
Gale doesn't frick you until late in act 2.
>Karlach
>hard romance
Damn really? It came out all naturally
there must be some bug with the way romances are triggered in the game where everyone keeps getting the gay shit with gale by accident and karlach and the drow are hard to get romances with
I read somewhere that someone theorized you can only really soft start 2 of them and have the rest blocked off until you clear one, and that makes sense to me, since it explains why some people can't get Karlach or Shadowheart when Gale jumps down your pants super hard leaving only one "slot" left.
I just killed Astarion on sight, told Gale to go frick himself if he wants magic items, told the Black person to hit the road and havent had any conversation with the druid yet
Also all the men have question you can instantly come on to the them like i talked to Halsim once in the party about the tadpole and there was a line like i hope i didnt come off too strong i want us to get to know each other
I feeli like homosexualry is pushed way more as well as bawdtiness
Why cant we have a nice slow normal romance
>OI SOLDIER WHATS COOKIN? DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE STORY OF WHEN I CHUCKED A SPEAR THROUGH A SKUNK'S EYEBALL ON THE COAST? BLOODY LARK THAT WAS SOLDIER BLOODY HELLS DID YOU JUST PRICK YOUR FINGER ON THAT THORN? JUST BRUSH IT OFF SOLDIER NOTHING A GOOD HOT FOOKIN MEAL WONT FIX IT'S A LONG HARD ROAD SOLDIER *picks up a gnome and throws him into a crevice* NINE BLOODY HELLS SOLDIER THEY'LL BE HEARING THOSE HOWLS ALL THE WAY DOWN IN AVERNUS I SAY WE GET PISSED AND GET TO THE FUN STUFF TOMORROW EH SOLDIER? THOSE GOBLINS CAN WAIT MAMA K NEEDS A TANKARD OF ALE RIGHT NOW
she's so pretty here
My heart melts a little whenever she calls you solider.
It also made me really notice how you don't have a proper title in game, so everyone just kinda goes "hey you" most of the time since they don't know your name. Most other CRPG's get around this by calling you "The Commander" or whatever but this one just didn't even bother.
>The commander
Im glad they didn't, sound like some gacha bullshit
>the actual ending of her quest was cut with the area it took place and thats why you can’t remove her infernal engine forcing a bad ending for her
Lol can’t fricking believe i have to wait a whole another year/2 years for the de
you or wyll can go back to hell with or her or she can turn into a mindflayer both options save her life.
Your mind, body, and soul die when you become a mind flayer. Kalrach's dead it's just a parasite replaying her memories until it eventually forgets it and becomes another mindless drone
best ending for her is just letting her live life to the fullest before dying right now, mind worms are not good.
>or she can turn into a mindflayer
>saving her
Anon thats even worse than the blood war
When I took her in my team she looked like the pic from op but after leveling up she now has this disgusting cow ring on her nose.
Is this normal and how do I remove it?
She is difficult to look at
level her up again or have her go withers and when you pick her berserker animal trait there should be an option to turn off israeliteelry
>make charisma/mage character
>as soon as any dialogue ends my squishy main character immediately gets flatlined before he gets a chance to move
never played a western rpg where mage characters were never majorly cucked in some way shape or form. let me pick a starting battle formation or some shit dude jesus
play storm sorcerer cast a lighting bolt and then fly away to safety
Also I love my wife Karlach
Are you.. literally me?
>anything but wild magic for the funnies
hee hee hoo hoo I swap places with enemies and turn the rest into cats
always pick alert at level 4. you should also have 16 dex, mage armor and the gloves that give 2 ac.
I'd say those are the karlach gloves, though technically the 18 dex gloves give her better unarmored defense than the +2 ac gloves do. Or, do what I did and give her the throwing gloves and throwing ring, tavern brawler, and then get her strength up to 20 and you can have her fight by throwing dudes at other dudes
Mage armor is for fricking cucks. Play a He/Human and take the medium armor feat at 4 to be able to use shields and cast fine in medium armor. It's not as if you're really vying for any feats in the selection as a wizard. Most of them are complete ass which is why so many motherfrickers take alert and stat ups.
m8 if you're a warlock you get mist step, flight and gaseous form. All of these give you the best mobility. Add on top cloud of daggers (replaced with wall of flame) that traps enemies and you become the final boss of every fight.
I'm unironically waiting for Definitive Edition
>Karlach endings scuffed
>Minthara bugged like CS major first project
>Act 3 is more bugs than actually working content
naturally since she's the only option in the game that isn't a disgusting hyperbawd
she is my wife
>loving a literal troony-pandering character
brainwashing successful, or hopefully just a shill
If you like her you definitely want to get your anus ravaged
>Queer friendly
Anything queer friendly needs to burn and die
so only queers are allowed to have horniness in video games then? why?
Sexual control is something often used by tyrants.
Look up safe horny and safe edgy. It was never about LEWD BAD or EDGY BAD, it was about who gets to do it. It is the privilege of the aristocracy, not for little people.
We are getting married and no fire can stop me
She became a mindflayer in my game, feel kinda bad but she offered and there wasn't any better options.
You can use her mindflayer power to shapeshift into a displacer beast before the ending, she will be a big kitty in the final cg if that makes you happier
Someone pls commission Streachybear to draw her!
>Went to Hell with her as an Oath of Vengeance
Zaeriel I am coming for that ass with righteous fury.
Doing the same right now.
I started as a War Cleric, thought it natural to respec as Paladin of Vengeance.
Karlach is worth hell and we'll have some raging smiting to do
Bless this artist, he does some A+ tier muscle girls
I can't help but think of Red from Cow and Chicken whenever I hear Astarion.
why is every woman in this game confirmed used goods?
Women can have sex, grow up chud
yeah and they can also be virginal
so why is every single one in the game a prostitute?
especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives
Because every woman in this woman is fairly old?
Do you expect your 50+ year old shadowheart to be a virgin?
Well if you have sex without contraception, you become pregnant. In medieval society you would need someone to take care of you or become a prostitute and put your child up for adoption (at best)
Ask me how I know you never had sex ed.
Medieval society doesn't have condoms or the pill. It radically changes how society acts.
>what is pulling out
not effective, that's what
Precum still has a bit of sperm, homosexual.
What you really have to hope for is that the girl is at the point of her cycle where it's harder to get pregnant.
Medieval society also doesn't have demons, flying squids or steam automatons.
none of those affect the social dynamics of sex
And nothing in the game implies that the setting does not have contraceptive magic or herbs.
nothing implies it does either
by default you have to assume something doesn't exist rather than does when provided no evidence
Who made that rule? By default if something can't be proven to not exist then you have to assume it does.
ok then because you can't prove 10,000,000 religions I could make up right here and now don't exist you must believe that they are all true
Hyperbole. Argument discarded.
listen moron, if you're gonna discard logic by claiming you can posit anything and it has to be true if it can't be proven wrong then don't be surprised when the same shit logic gets thrown at you
there's a unicorn behind you, you just can't see it or hear it or measure it in any way because it's ethereal
it has to be true because you can't prove it isn't
I'm just following your logic after all
Beyond superstition, amulets, and prayers, there were various methods of birth control even in antiquity of various degrees of effectivness. The Egyptian used of honey, acacia leaves and lint to be placed in the vegana to block sperm. Silphium, a species of giant fennel native to north Africa, may have been used as birth control in ancient Greece and the ancient Near East. Due to its supposed desirability, by the first century AD, it had become so rare that it was worth more than its weight in silver and, by late antiquity, it was fully extinct. Most methods of birth control used in antiquity were probably ineffective, though. Aristotle recommended applying cedar oil to the womb before intercourse, a method which was probably only effective on occasion. There was also dangerous (and ineffective) stuff such as drinking a copper salt dissolved in water.
none of which were particularly effective or at all available to the vast majority of people
to such a degree that the only effective method of birth control until recently was still abstinence
In medieval Europe, any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church, although it is believed that women of the time still used a number of birth control measures, such as coitus interruptus and inserting lily root and rue into the vegana. Women in the Middle Ages were also encouraged to tie weasel testicles around their thighs during sex to prevent pregnancy. The oldest condoms discovered to date were recovered in the ruins of Dudley Castle in England, and are dated back to 1640. They were made of animal gut, and were most likely used to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases during the English Civil War. Casanova, living in 18th-century Italy, described the use of a lambskin covering to prevent pregnancy; however, condoms only became widely available in the 20th century.
>any effort to halt pregnancy was deemed immoral by the Catholic Church
based
My modhomosexualry sense is tingling.
yes because she is the half elf equivalent of 18
An 18 year old shar cultist who thought it was fun to frick around while finding loopholes to her shitty religion.
at what age do half-elves and elves reach physical maturity? if it's like 30 or some shit, then I imagine they probably have sex earlier than humans do, once you convert from human years to "elf years".
Lae'zal conically can't be older than 20 where she is neither has Silver sword/rank to be in the Astral Plane. It's why she fantasizes about things so much is she is just above being a recruit meaning she isn't that old.
Karlach claims she was still a teenager when sold so that makes her likely between 26 and 29
Now as for Shadowheart, yeah she is old, but is also Half-elf.
Medieval women were infamously loose. There are several tales of noblewomen arranging their own kidnapping to frick, or kidnapping young lads themselves. It was during the relentlessly praised renaissance when everyone became a lot more prudish and the stereotypical witch hunt happened.
the examples are well known because they are infamous and they are infamous because they were uncommon
it was very taboo to be a bawd back then
Anon...this setting was conceived by this man. Look at his face. Look at his eyes. You know he's a massive horny perv by just looking at him.
Forgotten Realms is Ed Greenwood's magical realm. It's the one with the most sex and debauchery going on, period. If anything Baldur’s Gate 3 is missing more incest and public orgies
>especially considering in a medieval setting they wouldn't bawd around because they haven't got contraceptives
anon...
Shadowheart is a virgin. All lesbians are virgins
communists aren't people. Just like Illithid and Githyanki they should be killed on sight
>Shadowheart is a virgin. All lesbians are virgins
>shadowheart
>lesbian
>virgin
holy waifutard
>even if I could remember my past loverS
yeah, everyone she fricked in the past was a girl. girls can't take other girls virginities cause lol no dick
where does the info that she only fricked girls come from?
She never had any girlfriend or boyfriend though, the only friend she had is a troony and they never had sex
Both Lae zel and Karlach are virgins
Virgins who jump on your wiener the moment they can, so very vriginal, anon.
They are horny virgins for my half orc Chad vibes
Bro virgins are very fricking horny
And they just happen to wait until you show up to take their virginity haha
In Karlach's case, she didn't really have a choice.
No but not everyone spreads their legs instantly to everyone
So women have self respect
they need to make a mod to give her a bush in the game. I used the mod that makes it so the female characters don't have pants, but then like right after getting that I get the part where Karlach says she is overheating again and showing flames so she is back to being naked and Shadowheart, who actually does have a bush is the one running around with no pants
I missed out on the one chance to romance her, bros. 120 hours down the drain.
I see the fanart and booba mods are coming along well. Good, good.
Her VA is really fantastic. She’s probably got the worst material of the main group apart from Wyll, but she sells in incredibly well.
Her having to come to terms with the fact getting revenge doesn’t change how fricked she is was heart rending.
Her monologue after Gortash is one of if not the best in the game.
The game has decided I'm romancing Gale so I'm trying to get him to kill himself as soon as I can
He literally doesn't have a sex scene at all if you frick someone else before him, and he doesn't even kiss you until late act 2. The dude is a neet waifugay who just forgot that his waifu exhumes sexual energy when summoned.
I'm not fricking anyone but my wife
Can I go half-illithid without getting a bad ending? I want to toy around with the illithid powers a bit more, but I can always save that for an evil run.
If only she had content. Just think of how much nicer the game could be if they had never implemented Gayle and instead that development time had gone to her.
come and watch the starry night with me, anon. let's talk about mystra. NOW.
>Bro might die tomorrow
>Wants not to be alone that last night.
Sure, we can bbq something, drink a couple of beers and talk about the meaning of life, or maybe see if Karlach is for a threeso... oh...
>Karlach is for a threeso
at least when i was roleplaying a bard trying to show up wyll during one of his romance scenes i could end it in a funny way, the devs just really want you to frick or get fricked by gale it seems.
Is she supposed to be really young? She's speaks like a teenager.
She had an arrested development from being press ganged as a teenager
Yes, she's a brat
Is there a way to zoom in on a higher or lower level of a map? I can't see shit at times when I'm fighting.
I'm still surprised they have her just be fricked at the ending considering the multiple ways we have to resolve the issue, including potentially the guys who do a ton of work with infernal metal.
They'll patch her endings back in... right?
Patch 1 will probably be the actual release version of the game instead of this beta-release limbo we're in now.
No this is early access now because patch 1 won't delete your progress. The 'early access' was the beta.
do we have an ETA?
I demand the ability to breed drussy
Soon(tm) since the frick up with hotfix 4 they still haven't rerelased.
I imagine it has to be on time for the ps release at the latest.
Console release, probably
Probably, considering how people have reacted to her and her endings, both cut and uncut. It'd be one thing if they intended for her to get fricked, but another when she got fricked for something out of her control in a meta sense(the cut content).
The game seriously needs some ending slides, considering there aren't that many character endings in the first place, your average character would need 10-12 at most with some narration.
The game needs a reworked act 3. Or at least the ending bit after the small boats
>So, here's the end of your campaign at level 12:
>The gigantic brain floats over the city, supported by thousands of powerful mindflayers and artillery barrages from interdimensional space ships
>And then you go up there and hit it really hard with your +3 weapon
The marvel tier stuff cut scene before the tower fight in act 2 was already dog shit but who in their right mind decided to greenlight this?
I'm mean that is more or less how BG1 went it just actually felt that hard.
I forced myself to finish BG1 like a decade ago but I remember effectively nothing about it after the starting bit.
Didn't you just beat up Sarevok and some of his followers in the end?
What you do is have a mind battle in it's head, that's the whole point of needing a mindflayer opening the portal
>a mind battle in it's head
That sounds aweso...
>hop around the platforms, hit it really hard with your sword
oh.
It's not a larian game if they don't shit the ending. Granted that's just my experience of DO2, but I was expecting it with this. I'm already finding my enthusiasm rapidly vanishing now that I have just got up to the city gates.
It didn't matter if you were a prostitute, nobody gave a shit if you got pregnant it was on you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Durant Old ass boomer of boomer books "Our Oriental Heritage" touched on some of the early origins of civilizational features like economics/trade, religion, morality, ect. And by referencing the behavior of primitive hunter-gatherers (Who live as they always did, as our ancestors did in neolithic or pre-neolithic times) in the 1700s-1900s by anthropologists it became clear that women put off pregnancy/re-pregnancy for the same reasons today minus career:
>Want to maintain a young figure
>Afraid of dying
>It's tedious
>It's miserable
>Still have the same obligations they do as a woman, but now pregnant too
Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
You don't seriously think this book has any actual truth to it do you?
There's so many sweeping generalizations that makes this sound like utter bullshit from the first sentence, and it only gets worse the more you read. please don't tell me you're actually advocating this.
literally none of this is true. for frick sakes are you just baiting or are you just showing how moronic that guy is for us all to laugh at.
His truths are based in historical and anthropological analysis of human civilization and cultures from around the world, limited only insofar as being a 1930s-1950s era book. Your truths are based in "I don't like it", "This hurts my fee fees", "I don't believe it". We can naturally look to how primitive peoples have behaved and draw conclusions based on how our similar ancestors might have behaved given the common threads that underpin human relations. IE hunter-gatherers in 11000 BC Southern Europe likely have similar threads to those living in 1800s South Africa. Yes yes, "But one of them is Black folk". It doesn't change the fundamentals.
So yeah, between the two you've got fricking nothing going for it. You're also just doing patently obvious trolling shit of
>Anon actually provided something with citations and research how dare he try and bring some level of sincerity to the conversation
It's just the dude in pic related. Transparently obvious, dilate and seethe and all that you brainlet homosexual.
The c**t didn't source a single fricking thing. This is you cherry picking a single book to rationalize your hatred of children and pregnancy.
I know this is a thread about table top which generally attracts the most cuck shit homosexuals imaginable, but come the frick on. are you seriously the wakling stereotype that praises atheism, hates children, thinks polygamy is natural, and literally posts this moronic shitpost book as fact about ancient birth control? fricking get a grip you moronic west coast homosexual
>80 years out of date
>YOU'RE CLEARLY TROLLING IF YOU DON'T CONFORM TO HIS RESEARCH
post another page about how all women were bawds anon I'm interested to see how you projected your cuck fantasies into anthropology
>Hence taboos that emerge of "can't have another kid if you are nursing your current one" or
That's not a taboo moron, usually the hormones involved in breastfeeding prevent a woman from being fertile.
I think it's the Blood War issue and how serious that is. You can't leave it's service unless you are just obliterate into nothingness. I think the team got over their skies with having a companion/Origin from the Blood War
i didn't know she was a companion
As a mostly murder hobo that didn't catch the paladins until much later (and killed them too) I didn't even know why I could cut the head off, just assumed that was Durge content.
And is there any way to make the bodies stay in the camp chest? Every time I put them in their the next reload they are thrown everywhere. Karlach, Lae'zel, and Astrion keeps sawing in the camp either on the circle or near it, Halsin, and Wyll keeps spawning back at the grove door, and Shadowheart's body keeps popping up at the crypt door.
I'm getting real tired popping hill strength potions to go around picking them up to stuff them back in the chest every reload and I'm worried once I leave act 1 I'm losing all these bodies but the three that spawn at camp.
Those bodies will all despawn anyways once you leave act one
well that stinks but I'm still going to try and hold on to them, perhaps I'll keep them on my person when I go to the next act and see what happens. I won't leave my friends behind.
I just ambushed her but then the game said she was "temporarily hostile" and I figured she could be talked to
Honestly kinda cringe but otherwise rogues would miss all the content
liar. the first thing she does is connect through the worms
Female Astarion mod when?
Imagine a mod that turns all the companies into bratty e-girls haha
>begin romancing karlach, have a first kiss with her, have to wait until her flames die down
>my barbarian berserker seems like an obvious match for her
>while waiting for her i in the meantime inadvertantly win a ton of favor with shadowheart because she likes all the cheeky violence i commit
>end up spending the party with shadowheart and am suddenly severely on the fence
>in act 2 i finally repair karlach only to learn that she is doomed and coping hard which just barely tips me over to shadowheart
>karlach keeps repeating how badly she just wants to touch me to feel something and that she's been waiting so so long
>at camp that night she asks to join me after dark
>have to put the game down holding my head with my eyes closed for ten minutes restraining myself
>turn her down and she basically goes "...oh..."
>feel like the biggest piece of shit ever
Just frick her that night since she wants it so much, you can choose between them afterwards.
Not right to use her like that
They cut the out the karlach "romantic" scenes, right?
can you see her butthole in game
if so
may i see it
It's funny when she calls you a degenerate for wanting to have a threesome with a pair of Drow siblings.
Why did they cut her quest but are so persistent in making me suck Gales wiener or banging a frog?
Cause some moron decided to launch the game a month too early.
Shame we'll have to wait another year for definitive edition when lariaBlack folk will restore all cutted content and her true ending
moonrise towers is such a slog to play. those fights with lots of enemies, that need to THINK before every move, im wasting so much time on this battles. and you need to go around, gather hundreds of items, with no way to sel them. and to make long rest you need to go out and then Jaheira leaving your party.
i wasted so much time on first battle, where enemy casters AOE you with debuffs, and underground prison battle, where you have lots of zombies and zombie-summoners, i don't even want to play further.
That's your fault for picking melee. I brought 3 warlocks and 1 barbarian tank to the tower. warlocks at level 8 can shoot 2 eldritch blasts per action. the fight was over in less than 10 turns
adapt and overcome.
gitgud
Step 1 - tempest cleric blasts the clumped up enemies with upcast lightning
Step 2 - Paladin *teleports behind u* the boss wizard and smites them into oblivion/Barbarian rages and unga bungas them
Step 3 - Wizard upcasts scorching ray at anyone concentrating on Hadar for a practically guaranteed concentration break
Step 4 - any martial starts cleaning up high profile targets like the ogre or wizards, and any spellcaster starts nuking any clumps
At this point your moronic allies ought to have stopped flailing around like morons and help clean up the rest
>underground prison battle
I never even fought down there. You can just stealthily shove every enemy off a ledge. Or lay traps that blast them off the ledge, or fire arrows that do the same. Minor illusion to draw them near ledges. Can also stack boxes in front of the door to the center tower and trap npcs inside or use arcane lock on the door.
the game is really slow when you're dumb and beat your head up against it
maybe try any of the hundred different ways to approach the towers
I didn't do the underground prison since I had already snuck in Moonrise and cleared it earlier. I also did the entire thing without long-resting, though there is thing that restores your HP and spells slots that you get before the final FINAL battle of the towers.
I thought the battles were fun though, the initial battle felt pretty epic (other than all the Fists and Harpers knocking the enemies out of hypnotic pattern reee). My Karlach (respecced to Battlemaster) totally demolished Ketheric on the tower though, Haste + Precision Strike + Great Weapon Master + Action Surge is pretty OP.
When I did the prison break I just assumed you had to murder the guards first and had no issues.
stop trying to enter from the front door you dumbo, there's 3 alternate entrances you can exploit, attack from behind enemy lines with jahira in your party
Minor illusion works on almost every single npc in the entire game, meaning you can either push everyone in the tower off of a very high ledge or have your entire party 1 turn kill them away from their allies. You can completely clear out the prison this way before even speaking to the gnome, as well as take out 90% of the guards in the main tower, along with special npcs like that true-soul orc b***h, by having them follow you into the necromancer's room and having your party shit on them. I even managed to move the necromancer guy himself in the shar temple far away from all his skeletons, pushed his brother off of a ledge, and then killed him. By the time I was assaulting the tower with the harpers, the only enemies left to defend the place were the bugbear vendor, a few acolytes, and an ogre.
There is a reason nearly every single creature in the game outside of monsters is initially non-hostile, as well as their respective areas being fully free to explore. You're being given the opportunity to go about dealing with things in more creative ways than just a head on attack. I only wish they'd have gone a bit futher and given npcs more routines than just a patrol, so you be even more creative with things like poisoning their food or booby-trapping an item they use.
Ever since the release of Baldur's Gate 3 I have been brutally suffering from an extreme case of addiction. I am unable to stop enjoying Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay and every aspect of Bg3. This is by far the best RPG I have ever played and it is not even close. I cannot wait for PlayStation users to get to experience it on PS5 next month.
I'll gladly romance her the day they finish her questline
how to get there?
play the game
That's where you fight the final boss of act 2 so wait until you get there
i thought final boss of act2 would be old man on tower.
actually i never thought it is act 2 already. i though all those locations are still act 1, like first location, underdark, grinforge,monastery, dark forest with dark town, and now moon towers. i was like, oh wow, this act 1 is so big.
>i thought final boss of act2 would be old man on tower.
that is the tower ;^)
You can Misty Step in from side opposite the steps or use the long jump spell from the steps. It's a sequence break which isn't accounted for dialogue wise, but you can use it to skip the entire tower and/or another dungeon
you don't yet
for
>Meet Jaheira for the first time
>Immediately remove Karlach from my party after her reaction
I'll never bring her along for anything again, that was just awful.
Surely you used Karlach to cause fat bastard to drink himself to death?
I want to play this game so bad but that dumbass Xbox series S got in the way. I hope it gets a Series X release soon. It looks so fun and goofy.
>didn't even make it to the official splash art of the game
huh?
They're all disgusting chestlets.
little breasts big ass is the best mode and Karlach has a nice ass
>same chest copy pasted 3 times
bravo larian
There only like 4 fem body types in the game, including the short races.
Karlach's left tit isn't even copypasted, it's far worse than the others.
> good demon
What?
A reminder that this game had an entire act of content cut, visiting avernus, shadowfell, gith worlds, meething the hag coven, expanded gith creche, all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.
>all cut because of the coomerbait romancegarbage that isn't even comparable to BG 2.
They cutted even this with Karlach and Minthara though. Larian were so desperate to get all these shekels before SF
>4 zerker 2 fighter
>by end of act 1 she's doing 6 attacks a turn while making everyone prone
best girl
she seems like a really nice lady but her accent is gross
LWOOK AT 'IS L'ITTLE BEEK, C'ERE YA DOWL
Entered final part where you meet all allys before fighthing the elder brain and its completelly broken
>found out giving my waifu the good ending is cut content
Bros… how do I cope?
;_;
Wait another year for definitive edition and don't forget to rate 10/10 and praise Larian goyim
turn her into a squid and that's a good ending
you cucks still parrot this and dont understand you don't just "TURN" into a squid, the squid in your head absorbs your body and takes over, it's not YOU anymore it's the parasite assuming the remnants of your personality, you are effectively and unequivocably dead homie
So the last city has as much cut content as Arx does in Divinity original sin 2?
Yep, Larian do the same old shit.
No, act 3 is huge. The problem is that it, despite being as large as act1/act2, is undercooked and cut in order to release it in this timeframe (I fricking doubt upper city was finished). So you have a lot of cut plotlines and things that don't go anyhwere, with an ending that relies on content from the cut part of act3.
All the unmoderated in-game nudity posting annoys the frick out of me because I've been banned multiple times over the years for posting screenshots including the dryad from Witcher 1 who just walks around with her breasts out. But BG3 comes out and it's okay to drop wieners and vulvas all over the shop so long as it's vanilla content.
Biased homosexual mods, honestly.
>most of the game's appeal is for people to experience love, lust and intimacy
It must suck to be you, I'm sorry
It just sounds bonkers, but I've never thought of that. God I'm so lonely.
she loves u 2
>killed her without breaking my oath
I was going to romance Karlach my next playthrough but I actually think I'll do Lae'zel instead. She has a good actress, even if she was written by fiddlecub.
Wait till they patch it for Karlach
Also the frog's verbal tics are funny
lae'zel is the only companion with actually good writing
she cute but I wish she was a little thicker. the women are too wirey looking in this game.
!!!IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!
Does Alfira have cut content?
>Alfira
her cut content is that she [spoiler[should have been a companion
I knew it. Seeing that five minute cutscene of her song I was thinking there was no way they'd blow budget on this for a throwaway background character. And that's exactly what she ended up being.
mods will fix this....... right....???
When proper mod tools come out, I don't see why not. For it to work properly, she and the other companions would need some new voice lines, but in the age of AI voice cloning that shouldn't be a problem.
Nothing beyond people wishing she was a bard party member
Her questline wraps up but the reward is a generic item, so kinda but only in the mildest sense
She's the obvious choice, considering the rest of prostitutes the game throw at us.
Too bad we got robbed of her good ending.
if you played with hotfix 4 you didn't beat the game
She's fun in Xenagos.
DEEEE MUNNNS
Do bongs actually talk like that irl?
no. unlike them, karlach's speech is comprehensible
what is it with trannies and tieflings
shitflings embody the victimhood complex troons love nurturing so much
trannies are really in on the whole demonic appearance thing for some reason.
They manage to feel even more snowflakey than elves
4e turned them into a special snowflake race and all the gays that like that shit flocked
I would adventure with human fighter-chan...
Human Fighter-chan is a total sweetheart and she's being bullied by inferior, insecurity ridden demonspawn
It's like when you're in the South and you see the skinny white chick getting bullied by all the obese sheebons
Meant for
literally me
>tfw will never kill snowflakes with fighter-chan
Why even live? Based DM for letting her kill everyone there though.
Just made it to the Rosymorn Monastery. Cool area. Reminds me of the vanilla WoW dungeons, very vertical intricate level design. I hope there are more areas like that later in the game
>UM LIKE...I GUESS I RAGE NOW? THAT JUST FRICKIN HAPPENED!
i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
when does she say that?
every time you talk to her
I just met her and helped her with the paladins.
Immediately she goes on a rampage and starts destroying everything.
I am kind sick of this game. I am going to play without any regards for companions any longer.
Frick the vampire! Frick the demon! Frick the frog! The moment the humans piss me of they gonna die as well!
I hate how much this game promotes evil and degenerate behavior!
>Kid tries to scam you but you can stop him from scamming other people just because you can't!
Who thought of this bullshit?! This is only an RPG if you want to role play as a degenerate!
Fricking garbage!
>i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
Western devs chased in on the moe gap
>i cannot fathom how people tolerate this b***h
She has the personality of a genki schoolgirl in her private interactions which some (most) people like. She's also the widest b***h on the team, and americans have been conditioned to find that attractive.
That being said though, Laezel, surprisingly, turned out to be the best love interest in the game, despite being written by an obnoxious homosexual and the devs promising she will cuck the player at every opportunity.
Karlach just feels like a worse laezhel. Level 11 atm and lae is hitting like 6 times per turn. She mogs karlach
Only good for blowjobs.
I will always love Mother Miranda always, always..But..
>karlACK
reddit is that way chief
>act 2
>already level 9
the level cap is way too tiny