I choose to believe it was included as part of shilling for an upcoming game
it makes no sense to list pikmin but not kirby, he's less of a household name than the other 7 but sure as shit more than fricking pikmin
We go over this every time this picture is posted. Kirby is owned by HAL and published by Nintendo. Enough of the Pokemon IP is owned by Nintendo through their partial ownership of The Pokemon Company that they can claim then own Pokemon.
You think that's the worst part? Since it's Nintendo branded, expected fricking morons to wash the cups out after use and start selling them for $100+ a piece to manchildren after this promo ends.
Nintencultists are fricking weird.
just go on behance or upwork and get some photoshop monkey to recreate the design for you
then go on alibaba and have them print the design on some cups for you. couple of cents per container.
Cake-flavor always tasted more sweeter than vanilla to me.
Maybe they felt like they needed something stronger.
diabeetus
diabeetus
I'm still surprised a large size of these flavors clock in around 120g of sugar. Thought they would be more.
That Baskin-Robbins Oreo shake clocked in at like 260g.
Brusters Ice Cream had the best cake batter ice cream I've ever had, only beaten out by their wedding cake ice cream when they carried it. Damn I miss Brusters, I wish there was one near me.
>cake batter
Most cake piece ice creams are a waste of fricking space in a pint.
Cake batter is another level of obscenity. But it's not as disgusting as some things.
Cake batter ice cream is different from birthday cake ice cream. Birthday cake ice cream tastes like frosting, and is too sweet. Cake batter tastes like the actual cake part, and has a more mellow, enjoyable flavor when mixed with ice cream.
The AC one sounds amazing, kirby sounds excellent, Mario one could either be good or gross because it depends on if their cake batter and cake bits are good or not
that looks tasty as frick and cute as frick i love it and i am a grown ass man who hates nintendo
I've ordeed this at a kung fu tea stand at a mall. Only comes in large and comes with the Kirby face printed on the cup rather than it being a sticker, so that's nice. As for the flavor, it's like a nerds rope with an artificial berry mix, very sweet and you'll feel sick after going half way through it from how sweet it is. The boba was fine too, but man the sweetness becomes too much.
How much are you making working that much? And don’t bullshit me the numbers, I’ll know it considering I’m working 60 hour weeks, also part of being a man is to have a family and support them, Im assuming you have a wife and children if you wanna talk big about being a man
Sorry for the late reply but 95k a year, minus bonuses/stock options totaling about 105k or thereabouts. Just started working full-time this year at 24 so no kids for me. I barely know how to do taxes right so I don’t think I’m responsible enough for that at the moment.
2 years ago
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makes me feel better breaking 120k at normal 40 hour weeks... at that amount you're working 2 full-time jobs of 45k like god damn. once you hit 26 you can probably get a lot more doors open. there's no reason to force yourself to do 80 if you are able. after all future employers aren't going to be considerate and give you twice the credit in years of experience on the resume. personally after a year of 60-hour weeks in my last gig my enthusiasm for overtime fell off a steep cliff
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my dude i just impulse bought an ice cream cake cause of this fricking thread not the shitty nintendo flavor meanwhile I cant remember the last time Ganker actually made me buy a fricking video game
huh apparently some people do put soi sauce on ice cream
for fricks sake can the filter go now, it was needed at the time but at this point people trying to actually talk about food are getting hit more than shitposters are
You think that's the worst part? Since it's Nintendo branded, expected fricking morons to wash the cups out after use and start selling them for $100+ a piece to manchildren after this promo ends.
>Ill have the Mario Superstar Sprinkle Blast please
LMAO FRICKING MANCHILD IMAGINE BEING AN ADULT AND ORDERING THIS >i'll have the cake batter ice cream topped with yellow cake, blue frosting, and sprinkles
ah yes an ice cream order for adults, carry on
lmao, this reminds me of threads on Ganker discussing promotional foods and some anon said he was too shy to order food with sully names, and people replying to him said that the staff have already heard many other people ask for "Gandalf's Gobble Melt" and don't care
>have gf that likes Nintendo games >v thinks this is some insane improbable fantasy only possible for 0.001% of the populace
Literally youtube any footage of Nintendo land and you'll see that a couple enjoying Nintendo is extremely normie and common in this day and age.
I used to work at a cold stone. Women used to come in crying in the middle of the night asking for ice cream with disheveled clothing like they've just gotten fricked and dumped by their boyfriends immediately after. If a 30 year old neckbeard gamer asks for this he'd still be the least pathetic person in the room.
I dunno, anon. The Japanese have entire cafes themed around IPs aimed at kids or could otherwise be argued as childish, and they do the adult thing almost a little too hard.
I think he's referencing a common problem with themed brand food in general. Cereals with a brand slapped on it or the overpriced theme park food, they are also mediocre for the same reason.
It is.
Coldstone Creamery, similar to ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's, sells cheap, low quality ice cream with so many syrups, toppings and mix-ins added that it masks the taste of the ice cream itself, thus leading people to believe that it's better than it actually is.
private selection is actually just kroger brand, rebranded. you could probably just buy the fred meyer budget shit, its likely pulled from the same tub
I love this shit cause it lets me stay below my goal weight and still eat ice cream but I know I shouldn't keep eating it because whatever they must be putting in it has to be horrible for you. Tell me bros, how bad is it?
Five Guys is alright but not really worth a Coldstone.
That said I am still a little pissed that Godiva got replaced by a fricking Starbucks. We only had two Godiva stores here and of course it was the one I went to. Their cookies weren't great but the truffles were nice and their ice cream was actually really good especially compared to actual ice cream parlors in the area.
>tfw you bought a pistachio icecream by mistake
Why the frick does this ice cream even exist? Seriously it's like diet vanilla but it tastes like damp wood it's so fricking bad
homie what taste?
It's so barren taste wise , hell even strawberry ice cream is nirvana compared to that green shit , and whoever schizo in their right mind that decided nuts should go on ice cream should be taken to jail for warcrimes
Pistachio ice cream usually tastes like shit and not like pistachios ata ll. Though there's one gelateria near me who actually gets pistacchio ice cream right. It also fdoesn't have that artificial green color there.
>haven't had ice cream in years, thread gives me a sudden craving >check to see the closest one near > miles away
I'm content with living in bumfricknowheresville, Texas 99% of the time, but this is one of the downsides I suppose. I'll just grab a pint next time I do groceries.
Incorrect, the FDA is very strict about butterfat percentages and flavorings. If it doesn't have a certain percentage of butterfat it has to be called "ice milk" and if it doesn't have, for example, a certain percentage of real strawberries in it, the label must say "strawberry flavored" vs "strawberry"
I've been eating clean all year. No sugars outside of fruit, don't even eat bread... I want ice cream, a giant pepperoni pizza, and a vanilla cake with skittles on top. I think about this at least once a day.
No cheat food, I refuse to eat anymore oligarch trash. Frick those buttholes. My deep loathing and anger won't allow me to "cheat". And no anon, not white trash, not yet anyway.
>Decent tier
Strawberry, chocolate with hard chocolate pieces/Dark chcolate,, Birthday Cake, Cookies and Cream, Cookie dough
>Meh tier
Most Vanilla, Chocolate, Butter pecan (at least the ones i've had), Lemon/Lime sherbert, Caramel
>Bad tier
none, even the worst ice cream is still okay
I like some of these but the unmixed flavors are honestly kinda annoying
If I'm paying you for ice cream, you better finish the fricking job
I used to see commercials for this brand, is it actually good?
I’ve had better ice cream but, the layer gimmick is actually not that bad and kinda elevates it a little. Like [...] said.
the coconut almond chcolate of this is the best thing i've ever eaten. The blueberry vanilla is great too. The mint is basically just """"higher quality""""" mint, I prefer the generic target brand mint chocolate cookie one.
Help me out here: is Neapolitan just bad or am I just cursed to keep running into brands that completely ruin it? In my head Chocolate+Vanilla+Strawberry in the same bowl should be a home run with the bases loaded but it either comes out awful or they do something stupid like replacing Strawberry with Cherry.
Only ones I've encountered were the bargain ones so none of the favours were high quality. Haven't had it since I was young though, rum and raisin is my flavour of choice these days.
Anyone who uses the word "gooey" to describe food should be shot
Gooey is a disgusting word used most commonly to describe things like snot, sludge, etc
Anyone who uses the word "flaky" to describe food should be shot
Flaky is a disgusting word used most commonly to describe things like dandruff, the mentally ill, etc
>sir! people want to know more about the BOTW sequel! we havent said anything about it in ages!! >lol tell them to suck our hairy balls and drown in our cum LOL wait no, i have a better idea... get that moron that pitched the idea of nintendo ice cream on the phone NOW!
Visit a different store every time so by the time you return to the same one they will have forgotten about you.
Guards in stealth games have very short memory span so humans must be like this too.
ITS ANOTHE FRICKING ANIMIE GILE AGAGAHAHHAHAGAGAG I HOP YPU FUCLING BURNI HELLL DIE ID IE DIE ID DIENDI EIR IE AHAHHHHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHUT UPPP FULSHUT THE FRICK UPPP AAHAHHHHHHHHHHH
How come French Vanilla tastes different from regular Vanilla, the frick's up with that. I remember accidentally getting French Vanilla one time and having a massive headache afterwards for some reason. Side note, Blue Moon flavor is best flavor.
Those products always feel so lazy, they are basically just random recipes using printed cups, there's no real sense of theme in the flavors or presentation
is it really that hard to put some sort of mushroom, start or fireflower decoration in Mario theme'd food? I swear the franchise is so easy to represent and they never ever do the slightest effort for it.
I'm pretty sure you'll find that no one gives a shit about what you do unless you either are famous enough to always draw attention to yourself no matter what you do, are making an active effort to draw attention to yourself or are moronic enough to draw attention to yourself unconsciously.
You're not that important, yet you're all acting like teens buying condoms, the cashier could not give any less of a shit about what you're buying unless it's something awful like 40 cakes.
It's really good, one of my favorite ice cream flavors. It has a very mellow, barely sweet taste that's overall very smooth. Try it at a japanese restaurant. Haagen Daz also makes a pretty good supermarket version, but it is definitely a little sweeter than what you would get at a Sushi place. Stay away from the "My Mochi" brand, the ice cream itself is good but the dough is terrible.
Sounds pretty good, might try it eventually. And I did have My Mochi once a while back, cookies and cream flavor, you're completely right. Personally speaking, my favorite flavor is Blue Moon. Such an oddly unique, yet simple flavor. Can't exactly place what kind of flavor it's based on, but I love it.
I believe it's due to the fact that grapes have a high water content, so making anything creamy with it is almost impossible without getting hard chunks of grape-flavored ice blocks in your ice cream. It's why grape is mostly an ice pop flavor. That said, you could still theoretically make it, as long as you puree the frozen grapes first.
Kirbychads we just can't stop winning
Kirby is not a household name.
I bet Miyamoto threatened to fire people if they didn't put Pikmin on that list
I choose to believe it was included as part of shilling for an upcoming game
it makes no sense to list pikmin but not kirby, he's less of a household name than the other 7 but sure as shit more than fricking pikmin
Where's your Metroid ice cream b***h?
Citrus icecream.
But also
Zero Suit Blueberry.
real talk i wish there was a banana ice cream one for DK
DONKEY KONG IS STILL A HOUSEHOLD NAME b***hES
FRICK OUT OF HERE LESSER FRANCHISES
Kirby isn't a Nintendo franchise
Kirby is owned by HAL
it's owned by both, dummy, and pokemon is on that list.
Nintendo does not own Kirby you fricking moron
HURRRRR
*cough*
>dog laying eggs
Is it a joke or what bros?
>He's never found the dog eggs
NGMI
>he doesn't understand what the logo represents
lol brainlet.
Dogs don’t lay eggs they give live birth
The dog is a cuckold raising someone else's young, it's symbolic.
What did Hal mean by that?
>dog pokemon lay eggs
Is that a joke?
I want to frick Brian
>posts a picture of some goat or some shit
Who is the real moron here
>lists Mario and Donkey kong seperately
>also has Pikmin instead of Kirbny
gee i wonder who was behind this
It was in the '80s.
Kirby was named after Nintendo's lawyer that won them the Universal case allegedly. But that is probably cope
>Naming your lawyer after a vacuum
Nintendo is weird.
the average boomer knows kirby more than splatoon and pikmin
God I hate miyamoto so much
>splatoon is (supposedly a house hold name)
>doesn't even get a shill ice cream named squid ink or some shit
they had froyo based on it in canada
>REAL fruit*
>*
Motherfrickers
oh right I forgot about those
still Kirby wins from the sheer fact of having an entire cafe.
What fricking world are Pikmon and Metroid "household names"?
miyamoto's house
Miyamoto would never willingly talk about Metroid
Mario
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Pokemon
Animal Crossing
Splatoon
Kirby
That's all
We go over this every time this picture is posted. Kirby is owned by HAL and published by Nintendo. Enough of the Pokemon IP is owned by Nintendo through their partial ownership of The Pokemon Company that they can claim then own Pokemon.
Yeah but you’re still not allowed near schools and have to register every time you move. How is that winning?
is this currently going on
Yeah, just announced today
Mario's in the best, kirbys looks okay. Animal crossing looks like a puddle of shit. How fitting.
>tfw britbong
just go on behance or upwork and get some photoshop monkey to recreate the design for you
then go on alibaba and have them print the design on some cups for you. couple of cents per container.
moron
AC - Chocolate Ice Cream, Strawberries, Banana & Whipped Topping
Kirby - Strawberry Ice Cream, Strawberries, Mini Marshmallows & Caramel
Mario - Cake Batter Ice Cream®, Yellow Cake, Blue Frosting & Rainbow Sprinkles
Not bad actually. Don't know about the Mario one being cake though, I'm guessing plain vanilla doesn't seem special enough to round out the trio?
Cake-flavor always tasted more sweeter than vanilla to me.
Maybe they felt like they needed something stronger.
I'm still surprised a large size of these flavors clock in around 120g of sugar. Thought they would be more.
That Baskin-Robbins Oreo shake clocked in at like 260g.
The whole reason he goes off in the N64 game is cause Peach baked a cake
>Mario Party ice cream
>Why is it Cake Flavoured
>Peach's Birthday Cake is even a board in the game
>Cake Batter Ice Cream
Do homosexuals even like this flavor? I can’t eat more than two bites without gagging on the sweetness.
Brusters Ice Cream had the best cake batter ice cream I've ever had, only beaten out by their wedding cake ice cream when they carried it. Damn I miss Brusters, I wish there was one near me.
I can confirm that Bruster's is a great ice cream chain, although I've never had the wedding cake flavor. Maybe someday.
>cake batter
Most cake piece ice creams are a waste of fricking space in a pint.
Cake batter is another level of obscenity. But it's not as disgusting as some things.
I'm not proud of it, but I would love to try that, and I would probably enjoy it too.
I love that shit
Hey Corey, what do you think about the Xbox D-Pad?
THE DPAD
FRICKING
SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
It's the only reason Cold Stone is my favorite ice cream.
You need to remember that a significant number of people on Ganker do not have fully matured taste buds.
Cake batter ice cream is different from birthday cake ice cream. Birthday cake ice cream tastes like frosting, and is too sweet. Cake batter tastes like the actual cake part, and has a more mellow, enjoyable flavor when mixed with ice cream.
cake batter ice cream shouldn't be overwhelmingly sweet as it's trying to replicate the taste of cake batter.
>cake batter
SOLD
Yes, but my taste buds are fricked since childhood.
>chocolate and banana
Elder god tier pairing
>AC - Chocolate Ice Cream, Strawberries, Banana & Whipped Topping
We win again AC chads
The AC one sounds amazing, kirby sounds excellent, Mario one could either be good or gross because it depends on if their cake batter and cake bits are good or not
I usually get Somewhere Over the Raindough, so Mario sounds like a good choice for me.
kirby's sound a bit one note with the double strawberry, could've switched one out for bubble gum or another red fruit
I like coldstone but these sound terrible
>cake batter
>cookie dough
what’s going on with ice cream companies wanting to feed us raw foods?
they make them without eggs anon
still, why not call’em something else? why allude to uncooked food?
That's what they're meant to taste like
Anyone who has ever made cookies, brownies, or cake has tasted the batter, even with eggs
It's a good flavor
Because people fricking love cake batter and cookie dough dude
What are you not getting here
the gritty butteryness actually adds an interesting flavor/texture
the Kirby one looks really good
Imagine an adult buying this
Just imagine
imagine being this self conscious
Imagine being an adult and judging someone over liking a Nintendo product.
that looks tasty as frick and cute as frick i love it and i am a grown ass man who hates nintendo
Impossible, because an adult wouldn't do something so blatantly childish.
I've ordeed this at a kung fu tea stand at a mall. Only comes in large and comes with the Kirby face printed on the cup rather than it being a sticker, so that's nice. As for the flavor, it's like a nerds rope with an artificial berry mix, very sweet and you'll feel sick after going half way through it from how sweet it is. The boba was fine too, but man the sweetness becomes too much.
yeah, im imagining being a socially well adjusted adult.
and that involves judging manchildren purchasing childrens games themed icecream
gay
Seems tacky to have the switch label on the cup
Part of being a man is not giving a frick what other people think of you. I work 80 hours a week, if I want to collect cute shit I’ll do it.
> I work 80 hours a week
Terrifying, your whole life is work and sleep.
That's what it's like being a dude. You're expected to work and die. Every dude feels that even if they don't actually do anything
Stop bullying me into a waggie you japanese middle aged man.
How much are you making working that much? And don’t bullshit me the numbers, I’ll know it considering I’m working 60 hour weeks, also part of being a man is to have a family and support them, Im assuming you have a wife and children if you wanna talk big about being a man
Sorry for the late reply but 95k a year, minus bonuses/stock options totaling about 105k or thereabouts. Just started working full-time this year at 24 so no kids for me. I barely know how to do taxes right so I don’t think I’m responsible enough for that at the moment.
makes me feel better breaking 120k at normal 40 hour weeks... at that amount you're working 2 full-time jobs of 45k like god damn. once you hit 26 you can probably get a lot more doors open. there's no reason to force yourself to do 80 if you are able. after all future employers aren't going to be considerate and give you twice the credit in years of experience on the resume. personally after a year of 60-hour weeks in my last gig my enthusiasm for overtime fell off a steep cliff
my dude i just impulse bought an ice cream cake cause of this fricking thread not the shitty nintendo flavor meanwhile I cant remember the last time Ganker actually made me buy a fricking video game
Part of being a man is also being socially aware that collecting cute shit makes you look like a child.
it's fricking food homie.
Is that Salmon Roe?
>bro what if an adult buys ice cream omg like how embarassing
fricking mingers don't appreciate icecream
It’s not embarrassing if you’re buying ice cream with your children and not just going by yourself like an autist
I'm imagining myself picking up a scoop for when I get off work tonight
tastes good man
>a three cups of super star sprinkle blast please! With extra onions sprinkles!
If they arent making a spectacle of it and whoring it out to social media who gives a frick
I wanted to write onions sprinkles I don’t now why it autocorrected to onions
>moronic phone poster
Yeah I deserve it
Nintendo hater is a dumb homosexual, who knew
please be bait
I just realized what’s happening, sorry to inform you that I’m moronic
Who puts onion on ice cream...
he's probably just a newbie who got hit by the wordfilter on s.oy
Ogres.
I think he was trying to say ꜱoy but doesn't know how to
It's 2022, soi isn't even an insult anymore.
Three cups? You mean scoops?
Also I'm assuming its not a flavor, just something you can order that comes with the toppings
correct
THREE SCOOPS
>ice cream with onions
Why no just make an onion ice cream?
Every time we go to a buffet my dad takes the raw onions from the burger part and puts it on his ice cream, I will never get it
With what flavor of ice cream does he do that?
Boot to the head
Good lord that is disgusting
>onions
damn look at that white boy go!
>This filter still catches people
How many years has it been now?
huh apparently some people do put soi sauce on ice cream
for fricks sake can the filter go now, it was needed at the time but at this point people trying to actually talk about food are getting hit more than shitposters are
you should try chili oil on vanilla ice cream, to die for
>NOOOO YOU'RE GONNA....look like that awesome dude who said the april fools thing at blizzcon
?????????????
>awesome dude
Didn't he sell out when Blizzard offered him free shit?
Anon. Adults buy ice cream like any normal person.
I bought some Scooby-Doo donuts last month. Hadn't eaten donuts in over 8 years. Best purchase I've made all year.
Enjoying what you want whenever you want is based.
Post it when you get it
Eat some of it with ramen.
All at once?
forgot the cake
Just buy a real cake
Just inject the lard right into your ass
sneed
>Enjoying what you want whenever you want is based.
A heroin addict could say exactly the same thing
If I did whatever I want whenever I want I'd go though 5 boxes of whippets a day
Anon, it's a fricking ice cream. The cup is meant to sponsor the game.
Damn right I will homosexual
Who cares? It's War Time. Let the grown men have some gamer snacks.
Imagine the smell of the person who typed this
Just imagine
You think that's the worst part? Since it's Nintendo branded, expected fricking morons to wash the cups out after use and start selling them for $100+ a piece to manchildren after this promo ends.
Nintencultists are fricking weird.
>Anon right now
I wish, but there's no cold steel near my location. Also you're on a video game board so any semblance of trying to be mature goes out the window.
haha, let me help.
my 57-year-old father would
but he is in jail for armed robbery
It's fricking vanilla, cholocate, and strawberry ice cream with toppings you joyless c**t.
mmm neapolitan.
>Ill have the Mario Superstar Sprinkle Blast please
LMAO FRICKING MANCHILD IMAGINE BEING AN ADULT AND ORDERING THIS
>i'll have the cake batter ice cream topped with yellow cake, blue frosting, and sprinkles
ah yes an ice cream order for adults, carry on
you are moronic
lmao, this reminds me of threads on Ganker discussing promotional foods and some anon said he was too shy to order food with sully names, and people replying to him said that the staff have already heard many other people ask for "Gandalf's Gobble Melt" and don't care
Silly**
the Ring Burger looks better imo
It does, here's more
All of these were pretty good. Miss that turkey sammich the most though.
>Only a wizard could dream of a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich
>Gandalf's Gobble Melt
Why is this so fricking funny to me? I'm on the floor dying from laughter.
because it's a funny name, plusjust imagining gandalf eating that thing is amusing also.
Imagine sir Ian McKellen walking into one of these fricking restaurants and asking in full Shakespearean actor mode "give me the gandalf gobble melt"
That sandwich was pretty good actually. I miss having a Denny's near me.
it was hot as shit today I needed an ice cream
>have gf that likes Nintendo games
>v thinks this is some insane improbable fantasy only possible for 0.001% of the populace
Literally youtube any footage of Nintendo land and you'll see that a couple enjoying Nintendo is extremely normie and common in this day and age.
>they hated him because he told them the truth
Honestly pathetic.
>Filename
Lol!
Pretty easy. Next you'll tell me you have never seen an adult at disneyland eating some mickey mouse shaped chocolate dipped ice cream
>Ganker says being a chad is not giving a frick when doing what you want
>also Ganker: "Its embarassing doing what you want"
Man, you can tell who are underage or below 20 and who are the actual adults on Ganker
All me
I used to work at a cold stone. Women used to come in crying in the middle of the night asking for ice cream with disheveled clothing like they've just gotten fricked and dumped by their boyfriends immediately after. If a 30 year old neckbeard gamer asks for this he'd still be the least pathetic person in the room.
Cold stone is open in the middle of the night?
Sorry but a 30 yo neckbeard asking for these is more pathetic than just a woman being a woman
I dunno, anon. The Japanese have entire cafes themed around IPs aimed at kids or could otherwise be argued as childish, and they do the adult thing almost a little too hard.
>Adults can't buy ice cream
Thirdie detected.
And where does that post imply that adults can't buy ice cream? Buying ice cream is fine. Buying this shit marketed at kids isn't.
Because I'm buying it for the flavors, not the silly cup I'm gonna throw away immediately after.
Sure thing lardass
What a Black person. I'll step on your yeezys and spill coffee on your gay ripped jeans You homosexual
Boo fricking hoo. Did I hurt your feelies nintenhomosexual?
Go with a friend. It's only weird if you're a loner creep.
Better yet, go with a girl
Can't, hate women
Yet you try so hard to become one
Girls can be friends, yes.
The point is you can get away with shit if you're in a group that would otherwise be weird by yourself.
How does Kirby make strawberry icecream look tastier?
Because he himself looks like Strawberry Ice Cream. The anime even used that as a plot point.
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
diabeetus
>nearest coldstone is 3 miles out
guess i'll get some and see minions
Test
As someone who manages a frozen department, those flavors won't sell. The Cocoa Pebbles ice cream almost had to be given away.
diabeetus
>eat only one of these as a morbid curiosity
>instantly became an overweight, diabetic redditor
I go out for ice cream maybe once a year, Kirby one is cool. This America only?
You just know they charge double for these and they taste mediocre
It's coldstone so it's just different combinations of stuff they already stock
I haven't been to coldstone in a few years but yeah I like it
Why would they taste mediocre? Is this supposed to be a nintendo joke?
I think he's referencing a common problem with themed brand food in general. Cereals with a brand slapped on it or the overpriced theme park food, they are also mediocre for the same reason.
fun fact: they make them mediocre on purpose so people won't still want it after the promotion ends
Makes sense, otherwise you end up with a Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce incident
too bad that KFC didn't got the memo with the chizza, neither Little Caesars with the Batman pizza
Cold Stone is really tasty and way too pricey. Why would they taste any different you moron?
Mint chocolate chip >
else
Those look fricking gross.
It is.
Coldstone Creamery, similar to ice cream maker Ben & Jerry's, sells cheap, low quality ice cream with so many syrups, toppings and mix-ins added that it masks the taste of the ice cream itself, thus leading people to believe that it's better than it actually is.
>thus leading people to believe that it's better than it actually is.
if it tastes good it's good
simple as
I'd get this if it was in the UK.
Collab with someone like Ben and Jerries next time Nintendo.
>Ganker will shitpost and mald over fricking ICE CREAM
If you think there's a limit to how low Ganker will sink, I've got a bridge to sell you.
>Ice cream has ESRB ratings now
this is the only ice cream i eat now
I used to use a spoon full to cool/sweeten my coffee in the morning.
you're a sick frick
i prefer my pizza a day old
then i put vegemite on the bottom
private selection is actually just kroger brand, rebranded. you could probably just buy the fred meyer budget shit, its likely pulled from the same tub
That and the Kroger mint moose tracks frick
sometimes i forget there's multiple socioeconomic levels posting at once here
all me btw
godspeed, just remember you cant pirate ice cream, its worth the extra price to get better stuff
okay samegay
I ate two pints of cinnamon roll ice cream today.
Was it worth the weight?
Perchance.
Y'know what I might just get that. I have a cold stone near me.
Despite being a huge fat ass, I'm not really into Ice cream unless it's ice cream cake. After a certain age, I just stopped caring about it.
What would Mei flavored ice cream taste like?
Gristle
Where's the Minty Elfilin flavor?
tfw
>no strawberry ripple star
>no bonkers banana split
>no dedededeluxe desert
>no francsica flurry
>no GOOEY caramel
>no marx marshmallow
damn shame, damn shame.
>ka-bi
I thought it was poyo,
Yeah I'd eat out an (an) Minty Elfilin (cup)
why is there so much porn of this thing
because furgays will lewd anything.
very hot voice in game
Ask the minun and plusle posters
>strawberry and caramel
I would unironically eat that one
Apparently some Tea Shop in town has a Kirby drink. No idea if it'll taste good, only tea I like is Dragonfruit mixed with Lemonade.
This shit is for children.
I would never buy this because I have standards
Video games are for children
They are for everyone including adults.
Ice Cream is for children
>Ice Cream is for children
Holy shit, I didn't know men who lived through The Great Depression were posting here on Ganker.
Don't you have a wife to beat, some emotions to supress and some cigarettes to eat?
I chew tobacco
I never got married.
Neither statements surprise me if you're so joyless that you don't allow yourself to enjoy ice cream
your gay dude
And you swallow you gay
Whatever helps you get off, homo.
Haha they better be making that ice cream with ONIONS milk because Nintendo video games fans are beta males and they eat and drink onions-based foods!
You wouldn't milk an onion
I would milk anything that let me, but I prefer your mom
The kirby cafe food looks really good
Looks like diarrhea topped with baby vomit.
Damn dude, you got a scat and vomit fetish or something?
No but I’ve vomited before after I had three bottles of red wine and it looked like that
did it also have the waddle dee? because if so that's a nice touch
Hi James
Mike wrote those jokes.
>consuming f**d
grow up and learn how to fast
Cold stone fricking sucks.
No, BRUSTER'S sucks, butthole!
Where are these sold? I’d get the cake one.
>where are these coldstone creamery ice cream specialties sold
coldstone creamery
frosting? in icecream?
that sounds terrible
Where can you get these? Is it only at the Nintendo area of Universal Studios or is it at some icecream shop chain?
it literally says it on the ad. use your EYES.
I love this shit cause it lets me stay below my goal weight and still eat ice cream but I know I shouldn't keep eating it because whatever they must be putting in it has to be horrible for you. Tell me bros, how bad is it?
I have a better suggestion.
Chocolate ice cream tastes like fricking watered shit. Chocolate tablet and similar solid chocolate is great tho.
You're eating shitty chocolate ice cream
>has a native american to brand it
When has this ever NOT resulted in kino? American indian = best indian
buy a better brand
You gotta get Hudsonville if it's available in your region
Edys and Breyers chocolate tastes like you said, watery shit
Trashman had a really good ice cream
what the frick is wrong with your fork?
Penn's visage is enough to cause psychic disturbances
Where.
>Cold Stone
Frick. They closed up around where I live.
>My local Cold Stone closed down years ago it's a Five Guys now though, so I guess that's a fair trade
Five Guys is alright but not really worth a Coldstone.
That said I am still a little pissed that Godiva got replaced by a fricking Starbucks. We only had two Godiva stores here and of course it was the one I went to. Their cookies weren't great but the truffles were nice and their ice cream was actually really good especially compared to actual ice cream parlors in the area.
>starbucks
ah one of the reasons most women are fat in the west
>read in Ashley's voice
also peechad
>Best burgers
>second best fries (behind Wendy's)
>best Cajun seasoning
There's nothing wrong with that.
>tfw coldstone not even a mile away from me
I'll tell you what its like
>Ganker is against ice cream now because of promotional cups
No seriously, there's something fricking wrong with this place
>tfw you bought a pistachio icecream by mistake
Why the frick does this ice cream even exist? Seriously it's like diet vanilla but it tastes like damp wood it's so fricking bad
Its one of the worse ice cream flavors and anyone who likes it I intentionally dont trust on merit alone
Frick you tastelets.
you eat pistachio ice cream. your opinion is worthless
homie what taste?
It's so barren taste wise , hell even strawberry ice cream is nirvana compared to that green shit , and whoever schizo in their right mind that decided nuts should go on ice cream should be taken to jail for warcrimes
>talking shit about strawberry
UOOOOOOOH I WANT MY CHOKWIT CINAMIN
FRICK YOU YOU FRICKING PUSSY
men of fine taste
I love pistachio ice cream. It exists for me and that other anon.
Pistachio ice cream usually tastes like shit and not like pistachios ata ll. Though there's one gelateria near me who actually gets pistacchio ice cream right. It also fdoesn't have that artificial green color there.
>actually kind of like the flavor it has
>doesn't matter because it's ruined by having crunchy savory nuts in a sweet mellow ice cream
>Ice cream rated E for everyone
I only eat mature ice cream for mature gourmets such as myself
You're not fooling anyone just eat your fricking ice cream anon
I didn't know there was a Urabe flavor
>snoys lose their mind over the fact that people like ice cream
>making fun of brands slapped on food products must be a console warrior
Just normal people laughing at another soitendo flop, after the cardboard one.
???
it's promotional thing at an ice-cream chain. what are you talking about?
I'd get the bing bing cup.
I'd definitely try that Kirby one.
>Tfw I'm on a diet
Might try this on one of my cheat days.
They don’t have Cold Stone ice cream in Alabama. I’ve never even heard of this
>u-uh I have the nazi sympathizer sundae
Hydra Force looks far better than that gay ass shit to the left. Nazis win again
>calling the american flag colors gay
antifa troons
Im a full blown american but I'll never eat homosexual ass ice cream.
Unless your name is Chief Running Horse or some shit, you're not American.
>trade land for beads
>commit war atrocities
>get fricked up by us military
You're 'Murican, not American. Big difference. Big.
Pls shut the frick up, leftist homosexual.
If you don't want to hear the facts, don't come to the gate building forum, huh?
>facts
>two anons literally told you what happened but you quickly deflected with muh merican
This is your brain on moronation cause you definitely hate facts.
Only the ones who were here first on record get bragging rights, regardless on whether or not they gave up their land. That's just how it is.
we created America homie, not some dumbass natives that were constantly warring with each other.
>natives
Ha! So you admit it. This thread has gone off topic for too long, so I hope you burn in hell with the butter pecan eaters.
every country has natives, but natives did not create America.
Can we just agree to disagree and say this country is now officially a shitshow?
rude libtard sperg
>shilling for native americans who freely gave up land and sold out their enemy tribes
>The chad nazi sundae vs. the virgin globohomosexual rainbow slop
Jesus christ imagine doing that today
>tfw gen z is such a pansy they have to rate give their fricking ice creams age ratings
>haven't had ice cream in years, thread gives me a sudden craving
>check to see the closest one near
> miles away
I'm content with living in bumfricknowheresville, Texas 99% of the time, but this is one of the downsides I suppose. I'll just grab a pint next time I do groceries.
Looks good
why is icecream rated E and E10+?
>Games shown
The kirby one has too much sugar for young children
Damn, seafood instant ramen is some of the good shit. I'd eat it.
>mario has birthday cake happy sprinkles
Holy shit, that old Ganker image of Wii games being "Mario's inflatable birthday bouncy castle" came true
yeah I have the image saved for future bants
could you post it, I forgot to save it
I meant the ice cream pic. I never saved the bounce house one. and if I did, I cant remember where I saved it
The only one of those images that stayed the same was the Nintendo one, except now you also have to put the Fatlus-type ecchi games with it
Hey somebody got Quentin's face from the old 3DS "Diamond dogs" shitposts? I gotta make something now.
After the dogshit Lucky Charms promotion, ColdStone needs to step their game up.
>Hello, yes I'll have three Island Getaways please.
>Hold the banana.
I thought the appeal of cold stone was that you got to choose whatever mixins you wanted
Nice diabetes. Is it really worth it for the HECKIN AWESOME PWNSOME GODEATER KORBY?!
>eats one (1) cup of ice cream
>gets diabetes
gee anon, you're that fat already?
>dairy
have a heart
None of them look good to me. Is that caramel on top of strawberry ice cream?
>Other shill threads
>YOURE VIEWING A PAID AD IMAGINE
>Nintendo shill thread
>BING BING WAHOO WOW KIRBO ICE CREAM WOW
Ice cream is delicious
promotional foods are fun regardless of what they're for you joyless gay
this isn't a shill thread moron
The only ice cream I want to eat now are the nitrogen made ones.
french vanilla is the best icecream, no questions asked.
second is mint choc chip
Good choices. Moosetracks is my favorite with strawberry cheesecake being my second as long as it has a thick graham cracker swirl.
Don't you have to be an adult to post on this site?
most of the crap they are legally allowed to call ice cream is not ice cream
Incorrect, the FDA is very strict about butterfat percentages and flavorings. If it doesn't have a certain percentage of butterfat it has to be called "ice milk" and if it doesn't have, for example, a certain percentage of real strawberries in it, the label must say "strawberry flavored" vs "strawberry"
yep, you don't notice many things aren't called ice cream. Dairy Queen has "soft serve" instead of "soft serve ice cream"
For me, it's Rum Raisin.
>nintendie shit
YES I was born in the 2000s and YES my favorite flavor is butter pecan. Guess I was born in the wrong generation.
cheesecake fantasy is the best coldstone original and it's not even fricking close
I’ll have a mighty pink puff and island getaway please
is this NA only? idk if the SEAgay branch here will have this shit
I might try the Kirby one. I haven't been to Coldstone in awhile.
For me it's Phish Food
>gooey
Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
Choke on it
jej
>Goy and Schlomo's
Enjoy paying twice the price for less ice cream
For me, it's
im a sucker for fast food promotional gimmicks but every time some come around and i actually can go out and buy it its usually the shit ones.
I'll take the generic cherry-pineapple popsicle I used to get in elementary school.
For me, it's Salted Caramel Core, the GOAT of ice cream.
soul
Anyone else moan when they eat pospicles? Not for the phallic nature I just love chewing ice. Activates something in my brain
This is just about the only thing I'll eat in a pint these days
>Häagen-Dazz spirits
mi Black
I've been eating clean all year. No sugars outside of fruit, don't even eat bread... I want ice cream, a giant pepperoni pizza, and a vanilla cake with skittles on top. I think about this at least once a day.
Oh, and a two liter of mountain dew to wash it all down
Good job, anon
Your cheat food sounds really gross, though. Skittles on cake? Are you white trash?
No cheat food, I refuse to eat anymore oligarch trash. Frick those buttholes. My deep loathing and anger won't allow me to "cheat". And no anon, not white trash, not yet anyway.
> that'll be 59.99 plus tax
I want to go back to simpler times
For me it’s Talenti
I like some of these but the unmixed flavors are honestly kinda annoying
If I'm paying you for ice cream, you better finish the fricking job
Honestly, I kinda like it. I just leave it out of the fridge a few minutes to soften and I can get equal amounts of everything in every spoonful
I used to see commercials for this brand, is it actually good?
I’ve had better ice cream but, the layer gimmick is actually not that bad and kinda elevates it a little. Like
said.
rate my ice cream taste Ganker
>God tier
Coconut, Watermelon/sherbet, Mint chocolate cookie/oreo, etc
>High tier
Mango Sherbet, Mint chocolate chip, Apple, Pineapple sherbet, a good quality vanilla,
>Good tier
Pistacho, Cotton Candy, Bubble Gum, Chocolate and Peanut butter
>Decent tier
Strawberry, chocolate with hard chocolate pieces/Dark chcolate,, Birthday Cake, Cookies and Cream, Cookie dough
>Meh tier
Most Vanilla, Chocolate, Butter pecan (at least the ones i've had), Lemon/Lime sherbert, Caramel
>Bad tier
none, even the worst ice cream is still okay
the coconut almond chcolate of this is the best thing i've ever eaten. The blueberry vanilla is great too. The mint is basically just """"higher quality""""" mint, I prefer the generic target brand mint chocolate cookie one.
I’d add lemon sorbet to god tier and move cotton candy and bubble gum to bottom of the barrel tier.
>Mint chocolate
Stopped reading there
Shit taste
Almost exactly the inverse of mine, but chocolate can stay down in Meh
>sherbert
I say it like this IRL just to bug people
Where did this pronunciation even come from
Help me out here: is Neapolitan just bad or am I just cursed to keep running into brands that completely ruin it? In my head Chocolate+Vanilla+Strawberry in the same bowl should be a home run with the bases loaded but it either comes out awful or they do something stupid like replacing Strawberry with Cherry.
Neapolitan is for tasteless boomers who can't decide which of the most common plain flavors to buy, so they buy one with all 3
Only ones I've encountered were the bargain ones so none of the favours were high quality. Haven't had it since I was young though, rum and raisin is my flavour of choice these days.
Ice Cream? God I love Ice Cream!
nothing beats a tub of this
>tastes like shit
>I can't go back now that i've increased my wage
>await this shit every year because it's literal perfection
>they stop making it
frick this gay earth
Marshmallows in ice cream has never worked.
I'm sorry about your shit taste anon
this, marshmallows are best when hot and gooey
Anyone who uses the word "gooey" to describe food should be shot
Gooey is a disgusting word used most commonly to describe things like snot, sludge, etc
Shut up b***h
Gooey S'mores are based
have a nice day prostitute
I bet you think the word "moist" is bad too.
Moist is a great word, makes me think of a good cake.
have a nice day
Anyone who uses the word "flaky" to describe food should be shot
Flaky is a disgusting word used most commonly to describe things like dandruff, the mentally ill, etc
>Not liking Rocky Road
>Not liking marshmallow fluff on ice cream
Holy shit taste
Nuts in ice cream is a frickin war crime_
>sir! people want to know more about the BOTW sequel! we havent said anything about it in ages!!
>lol tell them to suck our hairy balls and drown in our cum LOL wait no, i have a better idea... get that moron that pitched the idea of nintendo ice cream on the phone NOW!
>Used to get Cold Stone with my gf
>She cheated on me
>Now I gotta figure out how to get this ice cream without looking like a weirdo
Stop caring what people you will never see again think of you
>you will never see the employees of a store you regularly visit again
Visit a different store every time so by the time you return to the same one they will have forgotten about you.
Guards in stealth games have very short memory span so humans must be like this too.
What if the employees are elephants?
Who would hire an elephant to sell ice creams.
The elephant would eat all of the ice cream before even the first customer arrived.
Show up anyway. What are they gonna do, refuse to serve you because your prostitute of an ex isn’t there?
I had no idea people were this obsessed with ice cream. Overall I find it to be unpleasant. It's cold, often sweet, and the texture...just no, ew.
>eating ice cream as an adult
YIKES
Fruit in ice cream? Disgusting. Next you'll tell me you all enjoy jimmies.
They're called sprinkles you uncultured swine
Only if they're rustled.
Do Americans really eat these buckets of dairy and sugar?
Yikes, no wonder you're all so fat and shitting yourselves all the time
>buckets
Black person it's a cup of like three scoops
have you never eaten a sundae
don't make me sit on you b***h
sit deez nuts you prostitute
>and shitting yourselves
Gutlet detected. Begone, owner of inferior gut bacteria.
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For me, it's Tin Roof with a hint of chocolate
Captcha- GAYPP
>liberals wanted me to see this chick as having done nothing wrong
>then all of a sudden they all started caring about hygiene and disease control
Wasn't she 15?
What does that have to do with anything? These days a lot of chicks suck dick at 15 lol.
17
>gaming thread pruned
>this stay up
I fricking hate this site so much, and I hate my addiction to it. Fricking lame as a facebook.
It's the power of Kirby
Why yes, I will take a cup of superstar sprinkle blast.
Kinda want to go to coldst9ne creamery now bros
Why does this thread have 384 posts
Because it's a good thread.
Cause Kirby likes ice cream
Ice cream is cool
frick you carlos
>GUYS LOOK WE MAKE THE ICE CREAM IN AN EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WAY SO THAT MEANS PAY US 50 DOLLARS FOR A PINT
Frick you. Go bankrupt again.
How come French Vanilla tastes different from regular Vanilla, the frick's up with that. I remember accidentally getting French Vanilla one time and having a massive headache afterwards for some reason. Side note, Blue Moon flavor is best flavor.
the frick is "cake" flavour, is american cooking so bad they can only make industrial generic stuff?
>order
>by the time it gets to your house it's melted
do americans really? lol
Just drink it
What does R rated ice cream taste like, bros?
you lost P5R snoys
you fricking lost again
The AC one is the only one you can say out loud and not sound like a homosexual
Kirpy got dat ice cream
No way would eat that. Too many autism calories.
Ah, yes. It's Thursday today. That explains it.
>closest cold stone is a few towns away
guess who's pissed
Those products always feel so lazy, they are basically just random recipes using printed cups, there's no real sense of theme in the flavors or presentation
is it really that hard to put some sort of mushroom, start or fireflower decoration in Mario theme'd food? I swear the franchise is so easy to represent and they never ever do the slightest effort for it.
I wish i lived in burgerland. Maybe i should wet my back, good thing that Trump couldn't build shit.
I'm pretty sure you'll find that no one gives a shit about what you do unless you either are famous enough to always draw attention to yourself no matter what you do, are making an active effort to draw attention to yourself or are moronic enough to draw attention to yourself unconsciously.
You're not that important, yet you're all acting like teens buying condoms, the cashier could not give any less of a shit about what you're buying unless it's something awful like 40 cakes.
Would Amogo ice cream taste sus?
before the thread dies who else here Green Tea master race? No matter who makes it, it's always great
Never had green tea before, what's it taste like?
grass
It's really good, one of my favorite ice cream flavors. It has a very mellow, barely sweet taste that's overall very smooth. Try it at a japanese restaurant. Haagen Daz also makes a pretty good supermarket version, but it is definitely a little sweeter than what you would get at a Sushi place. Stay away from the "My Mochi" brand, the ice cream itself is good but the dough is terrible.
Sounds pretty good, might try it eventually. And I did have My Mochi once a while back, cookies and cream flavor, you're completely right. Personally speaking, my favorite flavor is Blue Moon. Such an oddly unique, yet simple flavor. Can't exactly place what kind of flavor it's based on, but I love it.
real green tea taste great. sweetened green tea in ice cream, chocolate and candy is poisonous cancer
Yeah, no thank you. I don't eat that shit
>paying Nintendo premium for basic ice cream
I fricking love licorice ice-cream. I can't find it anywhere and that pisses me off. Also, why the frick doesn't grape flavored ice-cream exist?
I believe it's due to the fact that grapes have a high water content, so making anything creamy with it is almost impossible without getting hard chunks of grape-flavored ice blocks in your ice cream. It's why grape is mostly an ice pop flavor. That said, you could still theoretically make it, as long as you puree the frozen grapes first.