If he was a chef, he'd be called Tom Cook

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he were a librarian, he'd be called Tom Book

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a pirate, he'd be Tom Hook

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a detective, he'd be called Tom Look

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he gets scared is he to be called Tom Shook?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he were a porn star, he would be called Tom Wood

      Tom Shook (Me All Night Long)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he were a porn star, he would be called Tom Wood

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he were good at chess he would be Tom Rook

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a thief, he'd be called Tom Crook

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he played chess, he'd be Tom Rook

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he were Chinese, he'd be called Tom asiatic

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a homosexual, he'd be called Tom Sook

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he had Parkinson's, he'd be Tom Shook.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Nook is his name, it's like saying the farm supply store Sneed's Feed and Seed would change functions just because it was formerly owned by a man named Chuck.

    Also ignoring that he went from running a store to real estate to a travel agency and development company.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if he was a greedy money lender he'd be Tom Jook
    Oh, wait.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was Canadian, he'd be called Tom Canuck

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a thief, he'd be called Tom Took

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he was a monkey, he'd be called Tom Ook

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If he let other men frick his wife, he'd be called Tom Cuck

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