>if Melee had 6 more months it couldve been the all time GOAT

>if Melee had 6 more months it could’ve been the all time GOAT

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wario in melee
    imagine having an actual warioland moveset instead of being le funny fartman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The funny fartman is how he was characterized in Japan right from the beginning. Blame aggressive localizers that felt they had to change him for western audiences.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The funny fartman is how he was characterized in Japan right from the beginning.
        Gonna need some source son this. Also, even up to Shake It Wario still had somewhat of a macho persona.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of. It was a minor joke in marketing and manuals. It's not like he was farting and stuff in the games and it was all cut. It was a minor gimmick that Sakurai latched onto. For example, the Wario Land II manual, which seems to be the first fart joke with Wario, just says the fire power up ISN'T from his farts.

        Like I'm not saying Sakurai pulled fart jokes out of nowhere, but he did push them more prominently than Wario's own series did.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I respect the work Sakurai does for Smash but sometimes he lets his own biases just absolutely tunnelvision his design ethic.
          >getting him to acknowledge non-Sakurai Kirby games is like pulling teeth
          >Wario being pigeonholed into JUST being a wacky fartclown, to the point where he saw fit to remove Wario's signature basic attack (the shoulder bash) in Smash 4
          >the brunt of work on Joker was just on implementing special-snowflake P5 aesthetics, with his actual moveset being a borderline afterthought
          >functiongayging to justify Ganondorf continuing to be a cut-rate Captain Falcon clone just because he likes that moveset (the only ground he's made in distancing him from Cap was just stealing a few different moves from different characters) if he insists on keeping him as a Cap clone then can we please at least get a terrifying Melee-tier Ganondorf again
          >four goddamn Marths
          >counters becoming much more common in movesets beginning with Smash 4

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Im honestly okay with this in comparison to how he let his wife design the absolute fricking disaster that was the Smash 4 menus.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              PLEASE don’t mention that shit
              It gives me ptsd

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the audacity to give shitloads of attention to SNK that starting franchises such as Kirby or Zelda never really got
            >actually backpedaling DK's representation to worse levels than Smash 4, despite K. Rool's inclusion
            >Sonic being primarily based on his 06 appearance strictly because that's how familiar Sakurai is with Sonic
            >claiming Nintendo chose the DLC as a means to deflect blame, even though Atlus later suggested Sakurai took the reigns for the inclusion
            >pic related
            There's quite a lot you can dig up from this fraudulent fricker's behavior that doesn't feel respectful to anything he doesn't like. For reference, this is the same guy who policed Kirby's anime to the point of warping the thematic direction of the franchise for about a decade. I definitely think he's petty enough for all of this to be intentional.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >SNK
              To be fair, most of the love for SNK went into the soundtrack, and they probably aren't high ballers to make deals with. Ironically, Terry is one of the less biased instances of Sakurai working with shit he loves (if he went full bias we'd probably be looking at Iori as the first SNK rep). and despite the large tracklist I do have some minor nitpicks. Why did Geese's theme get three soundtrack rips but no new Smash remix? Why weren't any of Rugal's themes included? Why does he use versions of Neo Geo song rips like Michael Max's FF1 theme and Terry's FF2 theme that still have unfitting background noise?
              >Zelda
              Agreed. I have to start calling bullshit. The BotW stage (the most prominent representation it got) was phoned-in and lazy as hell. The series absolutely needs a new fighter, it hasn't had a newcomer since 2008 nor a non-clone since 2001. That said, I would even take a new Echo/clone at this point. Impa, for example, is such a blindingly fricking obvious choice either way.
              >Sonic
              Yeah, he's in a similar boat as Ganondorf, being perpetually screwed out of his full potential due to being a last-minute rushed addition. Shit sucks.
              >blaming Nintendo in entirety for the DLC
              Fricking thank you. They definitely had a strong hand in a lot of its planning, but come the frick on. You're a fricking butthole if you believe picks like Joker, Banjo Kazooie, or Terry were all requested by Nintendo.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >SNK
              To be fair, most of the love for SNK went into the soundtrack, and they probably aren't high ballers to make deals with. Ironically, Terry is one of the less biased instances of Sakurai working with shit he loves (if he went full bias we'd probably be looking at Iori as the first SNK rep). and despite the large tracklist I do have some minor nitpicks. Why did Geese's theme get three soundtrack rips but no new Smash remix? Why weren't any of Rugal's themes included? Why does he use versions of Neo Geo song rips like Michael Max's FF1 theme and Terry's FF2 theme that still have unfitting background noise?
              >Zelda
              Agreed. I have to start calling bullshit. The BotW stage (the most prominent representation it got) was phoned-in and lazy as hell. The series absolutely needs a new fighter, it hasn't had a newcomer since 2008 nor a non-clone since 2001. That said, I would even take a new Echo/clone at this point. Impa, for example, is such a blindingly fricking obvious choice either way.
              >Sonic
              Yeah, he's in a similar boat as Ganondorf, being perpetually screwed out of his full potential due to being a last-minute rushed addition. Shit sucks.
              >blaming Nintendo in entirety for the DLC
              Fricking thank you. They definitely had a strong hand in a lot of its planning, but come the frick on. You're a fricking butthole if you believe picks like Joker, Banjo Kazooie, or Terry were all requested by Nintendo.

              Agreed with the Nintendo part
              I can see them requesting Steve or Joker for publicity, but at the end of the day Sakurai is the one who has final say. The choices are his as much as anyone else’s

              And Sonic STILL not having good rep hurts. Cmon man, Tails or Eggman or Echo Shadow, some good song remixes. I’m dyin over here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's both Sakurai and Sega why we don't have another Sonic character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but at the end of the day Sakurai is the one who has final say. The choices are his as much as anyone else’s
                Yeah but Nintendo made him do two fricking fighter passes
                you start to run out of reasonable options after a certain point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >four goddamn Marths
            stop pretending this is a problem, Roy has effectively been decloned as much as luigi and falco have, and having an option to play without tipper is a resource-light net positive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Persona 5 rep is all style and no substance
            Lmao.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I respect the work Sakurai does for Smash
            He only made 2 good games then ruined them on purpose. Frick sakurai.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot the sounds DK, Bowser and Olimar make in smash.

            ?t=6

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least he explained the reason why Bowser is the way he is in Smash. He has no excuse with the DK characters and Olimar though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game was rushed and was made in 13 months
    >was still critically accalimed and became the best selling Gamecube game
    Pretty impressive, most rushed games are pieces of shit that are worse than the previous entries, like Wrath of Cortex, which came out the same year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of code was carried over from smash 64 I assume.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty impressive

      Not at all, it's a nintendo product and it's smash.

      Saying melee selling well is impressive is like saying it's impressive to sell all your bread in a town that has no food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope, this was the second game. Mario Sunshine was rushed and that was kusoge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >two rushed Nintendo products selling well

          Thanks for proving my point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wario World flopped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don't badmouth sunshineLUDO stinky melee gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Melee didn't have the pedigree then that it does now, but you wouldn't know that considering you were born after the game released.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a testament to how dedicated Sakurai is as a game developer that despite the crunch time and short dev cycle, Melee didn’t come out as an absolute trainwreck and just kill the whole Smash series right then and there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a testament to how dedicated Sakurai is as a game developer that despite the crunch time and short dev cycle, Melee didn’t come out as an absolute trainwreck and just kill the whole Smash series right then and there
      Anon, stop fellating Sakura when he would have ruined the gameplay if he had more time to remove bugs aka interesting gameplay mechanics.
      Melee is great because it was too rushed to be dumbed down, not because Sakura is a genius at making platform fighters.
      And even when you give Sakura more time his games are still poorly balanced and Melee is no different where you need to play mods to make most of the cast viable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man you really are an ignorant moron. Sakurai only became a shitter after melee was already out. It is very obvious the fast paced gameplay is deliberate. It most likely had to do with Iwata casualizing Nintendo with the wii.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not just Sakurai, but all of HAL. I've been going back and playing the older Kirby games recently and it's astounding how good they are both in terms of gameplay and presentation. Kirby's Adventure could pass itself off as an SNES.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melee came out in Europe in May 2002, so why didn't get include extra content? Luigi's Mansion had an entire Hidden Mansion exclusive to the European version.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason Ice Climbers wasn’t on Smash Wiiu. Sakurai wanted everyone to have the same experience
      Didn’t know LM got that tho, maybe I need to play PAL version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Luigi's Mansion had an entire Hidden Mansion exclusive to the European version.
      This didn't make it into the 3ds version did it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mega gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hidden Mansion is in the NA version too, its just much harder in the EU version.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not.
        >Chauncey's rocking horses are harder to avoid, since they are larger, zigzag towards Luigi, and travel faster than in the normal Mansion and Chauncey stomps around the crib a lot faster.
        >In the Bogmire battle, when he appears you get a shorter time to capture him before he disappears.
        >During the Boolossus battle, when trying to "pop" him, there is a small cutscene where Luigi hops on the Poltergust and you must ride around on it, making controlling Luigi harder.
        >In the King Boo and Bowser battle, Bowser's bombs sometimes have a shorter fuse.
        >Boos have different HP, and forty-five Boos are required to reach the Secret Altar, the final room of the game.
        >Most Boos have more HP, although some have less.
        >There are fewer health pickups. Locations that always had hearts in the Normal Mansion no longer have them. Hearts that heal 50 HP are much rarer.
        >Rooms are now darker; this, however, is the same lighting of the game from E3 2001.
        >There are more normal ghosts around the mansion. For example five ghosts rather than three fight Luigi in The Artist's Studio.
        >Speedy Spirits and Gold Mice always give up a Silver Diamond when caught, adding an extra 50,000,000G to the maximum possible amount of money. Each Silver Diamond is worth 2,000,000G. In the European Hidden Mansion there are 30 Silver Diamonds as opposed to 5 Silver Diamonds in the European Normal Mansion and other versions. This means that it's only possible to get an A rank in the Hidden Mansion since in the European version 150,000,000G rather than 100,000,000G is required by the end of the game to get an A rank.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I literally live in NA and speedrun the game with the Hidden Mansion mode, its in the game its just different.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do people consider ayumi as a developed character when she, like takamaru, was axed early on due to americans not knowing who she was outside of japan?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of Americans didn't know who Marth or Roy were either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sakurai wanted to include marth when HAL was developing smash 64, so it makes sense that he wanted to add him into melee AND to promote the fire emblem franchise outside of japan because he like the series so much. Roy, much like the other clone fighters, was an afterthought just to expand the roster and yet again was to promote the upcoming fire emblem game that was going to release on the gba in japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of Americans didn't know who Marth or Roy were either.

      Sakurai wanted to include marth when HAL was developing smash 64, so it makes sense that he wanted to add him into melee AND to promote the fire emblem franchise outside of japan because he like the series so much. Roy, much like the other clone fighters, was an afterthought just to expand the roster and yet again was to promote the upcoming fire emblem game that was going to release on the gba in japan

      >Marth was included to introduce Fire Emblem to westerners
      The intention for the FE characters were that they would be in the japanese release only, but when they were localized to the west the fighters were well received within the team so they kept them in

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gayumi
    Fake news.
    Meta Knight would make infinitely more sense here.
    >Sakurai's special boy
    >Simple model
    >Sword moveset (smash devs' bread and butter)
    >Would reuse framework from Kirby like with Jigglypuff, much more simple than someone like Zelda while also making more sense
    >Dedede can still be saved for Brawl
    Meta Knight being bar none the fastest in Brawl is a clear indicator that he would fit Melee like a glove, especially as a squeezed-in quasi-clone character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meta Knight was only in 2 games at the time, one of which Europe didn't get.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ness was in one game that Europe didn't get when he got added to Smash and then came back for Melee.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roy had literally never been in a game when he was added

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nk731UQ.jpg

      >if Melee had 6 more months it could’ve been the all time GOAT

      It would be Sonic, Banjo Kazooie, and the Roman skeleton from Eternal Darkness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Sakurai didn't want other Kirby characters in Melee because he wanted other characters to get in, that's why Dedede and Meta Knight came in Brawl and not Melee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      It would be Sonic, Banjo Kazooie, and the Roman skeleton from Eternal Darkness.

      I'm pretty sure Sakurai didn't want other Kirby characters in Melee because he wanted other characters to get in, that's why Dedede and Meta Knight came in Brawl and not Melee.

      the only characters confirmed/mentioned to have a chance if the game had more time was Wario, and possibly Dedede,

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a second video on if it had 8 months instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No marth
      >No falco

      Literally no characters to check the homosexual furry's autism. This game woulda been very cursed. Though you could say without Falco and Marth being able to check Fox's progression he wouldn't have been developed as hard, it still remains that Fox is god damn broken as hell regardless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no marth, falco or jiggs
      This game's meta would've gone the way of Brawl's if it ended up like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tierlist

      Fox (fox)
      Peach (Peach would RAPE in this version of melee, her only hard matchups would be fox/shiek/falcon, with her strong combos vs fastfallers, she would keep fox/falcon in check and probably be fox's hardest matchup aside from the mirror match)
      Falcon (falcon's speed vs this roster is insanely good, could potentially be 2nd place depending on peach MU)
      Shiek (solid character with chaingrabs/kill confirms on grab on the whole cast, aside from fox being #1, the other top 4 spots are heavily contested)
      Pikachu (with a lack of marth to check, pika will thrive off gimping foxes but get bodied pretty hard by peach, could probably be placed lower)
      (Ice climbers somewhere around here but with Peach being much higher they would struggle, so they could go down depending on wobbling legality)
      Yoshi
      Luigi
      Samus
      Lucas (idk moveset but if he keeps all the tools from brawl like good poking zair and strong smash attacks + combos from nair, melee mechanics would make him very strong, could be higher)
      DK (diet jigglypuff, big bair and strong grab game, could honestly be higher as well since he's not totally outclassed anymore)
      Mario
      Mewtwo
      Link
      Kirby
      Bowser

      The meta would probably be heavily fox dependent, like normal melee, but instead of marth and puff checking fox, it would be Peach and Falcon, average tournements would be mostly fox, a few falcon players, a couple peach mains, and one guy playing icies and losing to peach (then becoming a shiek main)

      source: I played peach in tournement and beat a guy who beat a guy who beat a guy who beat armada so basically I'm the best peach player in the world trust me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played the akaneia mod wolf and he honestly felt way too good. every character in melee has some weird shit with their movement you have to get used to (falco's wavedash, marth's traction, sheik's short dash) but wolf just struck the perfect balance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I played the akaneia mod wolf and he honestly felt way too good. every character in melee has some weird shit with their movement you have to get used to (falco's wavedash, marth's traction, sheik's short dash) but wolf just struck the perfect balance.
      I have heard good things about Akaneia build and how it tries to be authentic to the original with its new content, plus adds three new characters.
      But, it doesn't balance the existing cast whatsoever. What is the best balance mod for Melee that would be compatible with it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PAL is the most balanced version of Melee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Another hangup I have is how they refuse to use the Wolf design from the fricking Melee intro. Smash 2 adapted it in their latest release and they were already taking Smash 2's work as a basis for their Wolf. Both Meleegays and PMgays making offshoot builds of S2 just adamantly fricking refuse to stay true to Melee specifically with Wolf for some reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie the wolf in the melee intro was just a recolored fox
        there's a reason why there's no wolf trophy but there is a trophy for ridley

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ultimate uses the best version of Wolf, the 64 version (PM also a 64 Wolf skin). Thank god they didn't keep the atrocious Brawl/Assault/Command version for his probably last appearance in a game ever.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melee had a fricking weird ass lineup of newcomers when you think about it. And this isn't even counting all the last minute clone characters.

    >bowser
    >peach
    >zelda
    >mewtwo
    >marth
    >sheik
    >ice climbers
    >mr. game & watch

    Again, if it wasn't for the clones, this would of been our lineup. It's just weird because the first half consists of no brainers like Bowser, Peach, Mewtwo, and Zelda, and honestly even Marth makes sense when you consider that Fire Emblem was a popular thriving franchise in Japan (he and Roy were also supposed to be removed in non-JP versions of Melee), but with such a limited lineup it's really fricking weird the likes of Sheik, Ice Climbers and G&W got in over Wario, Diddy Kong or King Dedede.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai loves his gimmicks. Shiek and Ice Climbers both have a unique gameplay mechanic (transforming with Zelda, and controlling 2 characters) that made them a priority over the rest. I do agree though, it does feel ass backward. If there's one thing Brawl did really well, it's filling in the obvious spots for existing franchises.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brawl kind of bothers me because while it had a bunch of newcomers, it jumped over a lot of the late SNES/64/GBA era characters that would've ONLY made sense in that time in history.

        A simple example: Golden Sun had better sales around Brawl's time than Xenoblade did around 4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sheik is weird on her own but perfect as the hidden character of the game
      also my main for years until I got laid and became a spacie/falcon player

      really wish they'd balanced bowser and mewtwo a little better but at least DK and Ganon are usable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai really liked the idea of having Zelda and Shiek as a single character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai loves his gimmicks. Shiek and Ice Climbers both have a unique gameplay mechanic (transforming with Zelda, and controlling 2 characters) that made them a priority over the rest. I do agree though, it does feel ass backward. If there's one thing Brawl did really well, it's filling in the obvious spots for existing franchises.

      sheik is weird on her own but perfect as the hidden character of the game
      also my main for years until I got laid and became a spacie/falcon player

      really wish they'd balanced bowser and mewtwo a little better but at least DK and Ganon are usable

      Sakurai really liked the idea of having Zelda and Shiek as a single character.

      They had a poll you moronic zoomers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Toad STILL hasn’t been added to Smash
        Wyd Nintendo?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's one of peach's moves

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but I always had a soft spot for Toad, it sucks but at least it’s something
            >Meanwhile, childhood favorites like Dixie Kong and Crash will never get in
            It hurts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off it's bad enough he's adding goomba mook shit now for a franchise that has way too much shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing this poll and who actually made it in later down the line makes this all the funnier.
        >Slippy over Wolf
        >Bond over Banjo
        >Chocobo, Doraemon, Bomberman, AND Crash over Sonic/Megaman
        >Everyone above Pit, and then a couple more above Ice Climbers
        Pretty funny how it all panned out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gooey was ROBBED!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sakurai bias to the Kirby games he did not work does it again!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Both Geno AND Mallow below fricking Koopa Troppa, Kamek and Goomba
        pain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its wild how chocobo could've been in but people would have most likely b***hed about cloud not in anyway. still wish we were in that timeline, want me yoshi vs chocobo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genogays have been around for a long time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It goes even deeper. Ganondorf was leaked before release.

          https://www.ignboards.com/threads/spoiler-from-os-secret-playable-character-in-ssbm.11437315/
          https://www.ignboards.com/threads/more-characters-than-you-thought-updated-10-18-01.12445950/
          https://web.archive.org/web/20011024062819/http://www.n-sider.com/main.php?page=news/092201ssbm.htm

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are there any google docs of smash 64’s release or nah? I love stuff like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What would you think if he followed the poll more? What if Sukapon or Lip got in instead of the Ice Climbers, or Slippy instead of Falco?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sukapon had licensing issues aka "adult matters".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Waddledee gays on suicide watch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gooeychads... We were robbed...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gooeychads... We were robbed...

          >gooey got more votes than metaknight
          He could've been meta defining

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was during a time all Bandana Dee had going for him was a minigame appearance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ganondorf at the top of the zelda poll
        >nearly 5 times more votes than zelda
        >zelda gets the unique moveset while ganondorf is a clone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Darunia

        FRICKING IMAGINE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Game and Watch is extremely based and is basically and original character. It's a shame he's not finished, he would have been solidly mid tier.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any character at this point that should get into Smash that is a Nintendo exclusively owned character and is from a game that has yet to be represented while this game also being noteworthy enough to deserve a rep?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes me think lot chibi-robo good rep frick frick. mr miyamoto has good idea and implements to best well at times. i see lot new character but no like this. it good ass it good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your dialect is questionable but I agree with your message

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Add Midna dammit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw completely omit this section of the description in the EN text

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was sagt es?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >occasionally does such bold shit as slipping sedatives into the protagonist's coffee
        directly referencing something she does in-game to proceed with her investigations in an inadvisable way without the protagonist's intervention.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea a roster that's half clones/lazy movesets is so amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >6 out of 25 is half
      Cmon man if you wanna bait at least do a good job of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said clones/lazy movesets so it's more like 16/25.

        Plus there are more than 6 clones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please name all the clones in melee besides Dr Mario, Luigi, Pichu, Falco, and Roy because I don’t think you know what that word means

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please name all the clones in melee besides Dr Mario, Luigi, Pichu, Falco, and Roy because I don’t think you know what that word means

          Also Ganondorf and Young Link
          So what? 7? Still not half
          Also those tripcodes are weird as hell

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it only Ayumi, Charizard, Wario, DIddy, and Wolf. You know he wanted Sigurd from FE4, Snake, Sonic, and Lucas in there as well right? There were many others on top of that and I don't ever remember him wanting Charizard, Diddy, or Wolf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't want Snake, Hideo Kojima himself called Sakurai personally and asked for Snake's inclusion on behalf of his son's request. Sakurai turned him down because the game was too far ahead of development for that to be done.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond was ROBBED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still seething, especially since my cousin read somewhere that he was in the game and kept breaking my balls about not having him unlocked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Beat 20 Multi-men on cruel melee to unlock Sonic and Tails wyd Anon?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no geno
    >no k. rool
    >no ridley
    >no little mac
    ehhhhh

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf might not be Captain Falcon's grandpa.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goat at what, having a pedophile fanbase? it already achieved that.
    >grooming 12 year old boys as a girl
    >everyone is a rapist
    nice scene, autists

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if Melee had 6 more months it could’ve been the all time GOAT
    If it had had more time for polish all the jank that people think makes it competitive would have been shaved off.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget Banjo and Bond.

    Also for someone who can't stop talking about including Lip and Ayumi, I'm surprised he still wasn't able to put them into Ultimate

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire Emblem reps in
    >Melee, 2
    >Brawl, 2
    >4, 6
    >Ultimate, 8
    Literally why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're the easiest to develop. Smash 6 will probably have all 3 leaders of the Houses, as well as the main character of the latest FE as dlc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is all the more bizarre in that Fire Emblem doesn't even sell incredibly well compared to other franchises in Nintendo's catalog. It is a middle of the road series that is treated like a rock star by Nintendo for what is likely internal company politics and no other reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Melee
      Marth: Oldest FE Lord, also most popular.
      Roy: Newest FE Lord, shill pick.
      >Brawl
      Marth: Legacy pick.
      Ike: Newest FE Lord, shill pick.
      >Wii U/3DS
      Marth, Ike: Legacy.
      Robin, Lucina (Clone): Newest FE MC, shill pick.
      Roy (Clone): Legacy DLC. Him and Marth debuted at the same time so it's hard to call him a clone really, but since Marth stuck around for every game following, he has more prominence.
      Corrin: So new the game hadn't even released yet shill pick.
      >Ultimate
      Marth, Roy (Clone), Ike, Lucina (Echo), Robin, Corrin: Legacy picks in the game where "Everyone is Here!"
      Chrom (Clone-Echo): I honestly don't know outside of maybe his "Maybe next time..." line in Lucina's or Robin's trailer, I forget.
      Byleth: Latest FE MC, shill pick.

      FE was probably going to be a rotating cast in Smash with Marth + Recent MC except Ike was so popular that he get kept around for Wii U/3DS while they added in Lucina (minimal effort) and Robin for Awakening, with Roy as DLC bait and Corrin as just another shill pick. Ultimate being the "Everyone is Here!" game made it so ALL of those characters still had to be in, and them adding Chrom for some reason that I still can't understand and then putting in Byleth as the Ultimate shill pick basically wound up leaving the cast feel far, far too bloated. Way I see it, even if Ike had been phased out, "Everyone is Here!" would've guaranteed Ultimate still had the same number all the same. It feels like a mishandling of the situation, more than anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        objectively this. wish people would understand this simple logic, already.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and them adding Chrom for some reason that I still can't understand
        Sakurai outright said he was requested like Dark Samus during their reveals. Probably due to the "I'll have a chance next time...!" video itself though, so he kind of set that up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That does explain it, then. And with an open slot for an Echo, I could understand slotting him in there. Does feel like an odd addition when combined with the fact the "Echo" tag mattered very, very little in the grand scheme of things, but it is what it is. I wonder if (or more accurately, how) that got mismanaged down the line, with how stuff like Doc or Alph seem like echo candidates but reside in Clone/Costume format. Especially considering how it was first presented and barely iterated on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Byleth is much less insulting than Corrin. I don't think I'll ever forget how I felt when Sakurai talked about how much his team begged to put that piece of shit in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The series has so many god damn characters I'm sure they could have included 8 of them that weren't blue haired swordsmen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So many Fire Emblem reps
      >No Axe user (Hector), No mage until Byleth, No riders, no villains or dragons
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >byleth
        >"mage"
        >all her moves are weapon attacks
        Are you moronic or did u mean Robin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fire emblem characters have always been unironic shill picks in smash since melee

      obviously, sakurai likes the games too but as the series grew more popular in the west so did the number of reps in-game. it doesn't help that there has been a new fire emblem during both 4's and ultimate's development and sakurai "felt pressured" to promote said games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        90% of Smash characters are shill picks.
        Fire Emblem just has the 'advantage' of having new MCs instead of always Mario or Link.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >90% of Smash characters are shill picks.
          you know what i mean, marth and roy were actual nobodies in the west before melee came out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like Lucas? Or Ness to like 99% of people?
            Hell, apparently the Smash 64 development team didn't know who Samus was.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the mother series still was more known than fire emblem back then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so focused on the games popularity in the west when the game is made in Japan?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because smash isn't a japan exclusive

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WTF you talking about, it already is the GOAT.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The PAL version had extra dev time and it's worse so if anything we should be glad Melee didn't have any more development
    Melee was, like most other great games in history, a happy accident

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6 more months in the oven
    >end result being absolutely soulless
    it was a blessing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >more unique characters and stages make a game soulless
      Adios

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I skipped around and saw fox english VA from adventures, and a straight rip of ganon ultimate smash attacks. I know I’m suppose to use my imagination a little but it just looks like shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah that israelite thought of ultimate ganon, and also did pure fricking speculation
          i can assure you that melee ganon would be more like his oot self if melee had more dev time

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With Melee hacking getting more open, I'd love to see if it'd be possible to edit Event Matches and make new "bosses" to make some more exciting Events.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melee gays deserve the rope

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it had six more months they would have found and fixed a lot of glitches

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if melee was actually a good game

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sakurai post brawl is a hack fraud
    maybe even post melee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sakurai made Kirby Air Ride and supervised Amazing Mirror so it's not post Melee.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It already is.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should the next smash not be directed by Sakurai anymore and rebooted with a different engine?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Sakurai will continue but it definitely needs a reboot with a different engine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It needs a reboot badly, the series is spiraling towards a bloated mess with little charm beyond “OMG _ is in Smash!” Which gets old very quick.

      Say what you want about the first 3 games, but at least they hold up extremely well outside of its roster. I can’t say the same for Smash 4 and Ultimate.

      We don’t need 80+. 25-30 is enough and it lets you focus on more actual content for the game itself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We don’t need 80+. 25-30 is enough and it lets you focus on more actual content for the game itself
        If the devs for the next smash got 4 years of development time, would they bring us a roster of 55-60 characters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Ultimate was a flawed game that has potential for improvements. Stuff like actual air momentum, less universal input delay etc. would be substantial gameplay changes in my opinion.
      In terms of side modes, there aren't any bad ones present in Ultimate unlike Smash 4, but there's definitely some missing holes. Bring back Smash Run, a Targets mode of some kind, and split Classic mode into two modes, one with Ultimate's format and one with Melee's randomized format (think how later Tekken games had both Story Battle and Arcade Battle modes). I'd say that would be good enough for starters, maybe axe a story mode and just expand on Spirit Boards themselves.
      As for the roster, I think there should be a healthy mix of keeping a lot of favorites while avoiding having anything superfluous. Some characters could get total reworks, but I think for most of the cast, having the next installment be equivalent to a big balance patch for them would be sufficient enough for me.
      I don't think putting the roster down to less than Brawl's size is the way to do it, and if they did, I'd rather them not even call it Smash Bros, just make it a Power Stone knockoff at that point or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That pic is super messy. There’s a reason characters are grouped together by series

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ultimate groups them by order of appearance too, and it's fricking obnoxious.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh god
            Why would Ultimate do that disgusting shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because they wanted to make the "everyone is here" a big deal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish stuff like that and picking the stage first, which is the worst fricking thing in the universe, were optional

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Next game should be quality over quantity.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The new Mario Strikers game had less characters than Charged and people are up in arms about that game.
          Smash just needs a better ratio of single and multiplayer content and I can't imagine it would require a Melee-sized roster, just axe the story mode crap and focus on just making fun side modes, it's clear that WoL and SSE were huge development timesinks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            strikers also had frickall content and people expected some level of improvement after 20 years. The game is kinda fun but between the missing characters and nothing to do besides grinding online vs 3/4s similar teams it just isn't what many would consider a good package

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would love if the next smash game had a smaller roster, but every character had an intricate, unique moveset and played differently from one another

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >27 fricking third parties
        No.
        Frick off.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Sakurai had more time he probably would've removed half or more of the shit people love about that game.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did they frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to eat all the eggs

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be israeli
    >Lie about fricking your mom on the internet and get caught in your lie
    >Drop out of law school and turn your back on potentially becoming a lawyer to make less than minimum wage
    >Openly dating and fricking an unpassing, post-op troony that post porn of himself online
    >Clearly addicted to adderall and looks cracked out at every tournament
    >All while all of this is happening, your dad is dying in the hospital before you eyes
    >Nobody is rooting for him anymore, not even the redditors that root for people like Magi
    >And now pic-related happens
    He's going to troon out or kill himself within the next few years, guarantee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like an IRL basedjak vs. chad image.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree with you but hbox is the farthest thing from a chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't find anything on who he's dating. Who do you mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      QRD? Is evilbox back?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting games are best when they have less than 10 viable characters
    any more makes the games too hard to learn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      10-12 is a good sweet spot, but sadly we’re in the DLC age so we always have to add in 20 extra useless characters

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way you move in Melee is so good. It just feels good to play and it's depressing that they never went back to that tight gameplay. Ultimate got close, but even then it sometimes feels like you're floating on the moon at times. This is the same exact problem smash clones have too, they all feel like shit to play.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What it really needed was a patch.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forget the exact quote about how in the 11th hour sakurai had to run to daddy iwata to finish coding smash 1. Smash died with iwata. Frick hackurai

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE MORE SPACIES
    >No Sonic when Sonic was actually planned
    I'm not even bothering any further, I just wanted to see those shitty choices to reaffirm smelee-gays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic wasn’t planned stopped spreading your Headcanon memes man

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Ayumi has a chance at Smash Bros. 6 thanks to the Famicom Detective Club remakes that came out last year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so. Ayumi is cute.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Truer words have never been spoken.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if melee had a better roster and stage selection, i would have been my favourite smash game

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK SAKURAIS SHITTY HEADCANONS

    WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FRICK DOES BOWER MAKE SHITTY GODZILLA NOISES

    OKAY FINE
    I GUESS FOR MELEE AND BRAWL WHEN HE HAD HIS WEIRD OLD DESIGN IT SORT OF MAYBE ALMOST MADE SENSE

    BUT FOUR AND ULT USE MODERN BOWSER BUT STILL USE THE STUPID, SHITTY, FRICKING UN GOD DAMN BEARABLE ROAR MONSTER NOISES

    FRICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      godzilla bowser rules, you fricking nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YEAH IF HE IS BEING AN ACTUAL MONSTER

        SMASH 4 AND ULT USE MODERN ASS NORMAL BOWSER AND A MONSTER VOICE

        IT BLOWS

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to unironically watch this and then report back with how long it took to get to GUYS GENO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it, never happens

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's because Geno was never considered until Brawl.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it was fine as it is. I don't like the new games, too many characters and everyone moves too fast.

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