If you thought this is a masterpiece then you probably either dont play many games or you just need some big boss, a chorus epic music and dying over ...

If you thought this is a masterpiece then you probably either dont play many games or you just need some big boss, a chorus epic music and dying over and over again to pretend you are hardcore gamer to entertain yourself

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >epic music
    >dying over and over again
    >elden ring
    lol what its literally the easiest souls game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you just need some big boss, a chorus epic music and dying over and over again to pretend you are hardcore gamer to entertain yourself
    yeah that's really all I need but I do like having big levels too. Also I'm not pretending to be a hardcore gamer I am unironically a hardcore gamer, b***h

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go into world
    >BWOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo oOOOOOoooooo
    im glad they prioritized shitty music over ambient sound like the rest of the games

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    name 1 better open world game. You cant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rdr2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he said game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Witcher 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun. I enjoyed 2 playthroughs, but got bored early in my third. My first playthrough I think I did at about the pace the devs intended and didn't overlevel too much or anything. So the first playthrough was quite challenging and was a good gaming experience.

      I know it's ubishit, but I really enjoyed Ghost Recon Wildlands (the Bolivia one, not Breakpoint).

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we just put reskins from our previous games and knock off bosses in a big open world with a very loose narrative (even by our standards) enjoy!
    and its still better than any other AAA game that will come out this year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool list.
      Just swap DS3 with ER and BB with DeS and it's perfect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        check file name. ER overstays its welcome and becomes a chore right after morgott. it insists upon itself. nothing but reused enemies, shitty areas and anime backflipping moronicness.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it insists upon itself.
          >le family guy mae-mae
          I understood that reference. xD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If DS2 isnt at the bottom alone the list is invalid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ds2
      >bad
      filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ds2
        >good
        filtered

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ds1>bb>er>des>ds3>ds2 (ds2 basically doesnt even count as a real souls game)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musk thinks it's cool. Are you smarter than Elon Musk?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha ultra greatsword go brrrrrr
    captcha: NTR NJ

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shup up homosexual. Your one man crusade against this game is so tiresome.

    We liked it, and are excited for DLC.
    GET GUD

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if I'd call it a masterpiece but it's still bretty good.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ds3 gets this meanwhile Elden ring has a fricking genderfluid troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets input from a westerner (obese amerimutt) for the first time
      >introduces genderbending, pederasty, self-incest that results in deformed offspring (malenia and miquella) a rapist that eats poop, a guy that turns women into puppets (sex dolls), furry wolfs etc etc
      yeah i think they should stick to being insular.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On the contrary, if you don't think this is a masterpiece, you've consumed so much garbage that your taste buds are ruined.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you just need some big boss, a chorus epic music and dying over and over again to pretend you are hardcore gamer to entertain yourself
    Sounds good, god bless Miyazaki

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of the weakest Fromsoft games and still the best game in years. The last game I enjoyed at all before ER was Nioh 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is the problem. it's not a good souls game, it's worse than the rest except for maybe ds2, depends on your mood that day. right now i'd rather play ds2 than ER, even if i skipped all the side content.
      it's not that the game is terrible, they did a lot of good stuff with what they were able to develop with such a ridiculously massive scope. the current state of videogames is just so fricking bad that a passable souls game is leagues better than anything else on offer.
      i've basically retired this hobby, i play 3-4 games a year for maybe 100 hours total, nothing exciting is on the horizon and i suspect there won't be anything as good as ds1 ever again. viewed from that angle, elden ring is the most disappointing comparitively excellent game of all time.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thread sucks post pvp webms

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >If you thought this is a masterpiece then you probably either dont play many games
    My exact sentiments on BotWgays

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the worst FromSoft game is still the best open world game ever made
    telling really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst FromSoft game
      You didn't play the games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks comfy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ER is mostly popular because you can just summon mimic or black knife tiche, plus any available npcs and first try every boss. It's not intended for people who want a concrete, carefully designed challenge.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is literally just fight fight fight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I too get annoyed when my action game has lots of fights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based action game filled with action

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw franchise was so much more than that and just been dumbed down to appeal to this guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I have no idea what you’re talking about

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they should really just cut to the chase and make an mmo. the radahn fight was clearly trying to evoke that feeling,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd love MMO dark souls but they'd probably do something dumb like turn PVP on permanently while your playing and make you lose items on death.

      PVP focused mmos are the worst mmos.
      PVP focused mmos all die fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It should work pretty much like it does in the other games where pvp is structured around covenants. Reds are on the enemies side, they can kill anyone and everyone can kill reds. Blues get sent after them if they attack someone, grays and yellows are buddies etc.
        You would probably not lose anything but your souls on death, souls would obviously be used as currency and exp to level up.
        How about it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been craving a Dark Souls MMO forever but I doubt From would be able to pull it off. Networking isn't their strong suit and action-MMOs are the most demanding games in existence.

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