If your waifu was real shed think you were disgusting

If your waifu was real she’d think you were disgusting

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a "simple village girl" dress as elaborately as Ryza

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who told her that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gust

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely, but she's fictional so another female L

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shed call me a loser if she knew how much i jerked off

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my waifu is more disgusting than me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meta shenanigans in her universe say otherwise. If anything, this makes me feel like I'm the one who doesn't deserve her.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the smile...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to milk you with paizuri for alchemical fluids whether you like it or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haha that would be a terrible fate, I definitely wouldn't want Ryza to forcibly milk me all day with her body so she has cum for alchemy experiments..

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Truly a fate worse than death

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if they were real then maybe I'd do more effort on improving myself for pleasing them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Ryza were real she would have sex with anybody no matter how disgusting. The humiliation of sleeping with a dirty fat bastard would turn her on even.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh the delusion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I wanna be Ryza.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want to be a thick tomboy farm girl?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If anyones waifus were real, they would love you unconditionally despite your flaws

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Photo mode is truly an underrated feature

  12. 2 years ago
    Boco

    Preaching to the converted, dude.

    That’s why I gave it up.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was Ryza so I can call anon disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you were Ryza calling me disgusting for wanting to do lewd things to you

      Truly a fate worse than death

      Can't imagine an outcome more terrifying than being Ryza's eternal cum dispenser..

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, she would be in my 6th level dungeon surrounded by my other waifus in cages.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as soon as she became real I would lose interest and stop caring

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know ;_;

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She can't think any worse than I already do about myself. I don't deserve anything or anyone, and I will never let anyone get to know the real 'me'. The kind of shit I've said on places like Ganker, and the things I've jerked off to, anyone would immediately discard me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just move out of california and into less uptight and self-righteous places. Try moving to Somalia.

    • 2 years ago
      Boco

      Are you me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like such a soul-sucking project of a human being, holy shit.
      >I don't deserve anything or anyone
      With that attitude, no you fricking don't.
      Why does everyone you meet need to know you say Black person on Mongolian Basket Weaving forums and jack off to gay furry shit fetish porn?

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        Its called "low self esteem".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s called kill your self gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet despite all that you are still better than the average human.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been lifting and learning practical skills so that when she does become real she will think I'm handsome and dependable

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would MAKE her like me with furious handholding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lewd

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt it I'm 6'2 fit and have a good jawline, cope you fat fricks

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >If your waifu was real she’d think you were disgusting
    Yeah she would be probably a whitexican too

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's why i prefer them not real

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about Ryzas game. Is it good? What do you do in it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sell your body to pay for ingredients to create potions, such as the Elixir of Virility and Draft of wiener Growth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of the Atelier series of JRPGs. At it's core it's a regular JRPG with an emphasis on item crafting. The game's world contains numerous gathering points where you collect materials you use to craft items and equipment for use in battle. Pretty basic stuff: go into the world to collect ingredients, create stronger items via alchemy, and use those items to venture further into the world.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the smile

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She should, but she wouldn't, because she's so utterly benevolent.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, because I like her? She shouldn't be so self-loathing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing self loathing about finding you vomit inducing

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if my waifu was real I'd think she's disgusting

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I care what she thinks, I would rape her anyway?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and that's how I like it

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