If you're so smart, why aren't you a video game journalist?

If you're so smart, why aren't you a video game journalist?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my morals keep me from being such a scummy, despicable "person", and I'd probably get Clinton'd for exposing shit left and right

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    those who can, do.
    those who can't criticize those who can.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how's your game coming along, anon?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "MJ looks like shit and I, quite honestly, cannot see myself jerking off to any depiction of her."
    Spiderman 2: 1/10
    shit's easy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the only game journalist that I respect. Marry me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok 🙂

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not complete, you need the twitter cancer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for this thanksgiving gift anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope goyslop girl has a lot of Thanksgiving goyslop today

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not israeli

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so smart
    >game journalist
    pick one and only one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troll face was the peak of meme humor. That and bachelor frog.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because whenever a stranger talks to me I get violent and hostile feelings towards them and instinctively growl at them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > inside of me are two wolves

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because whenever a stranger talks to me I get violent and hostile feelings towards them and instinctively growl at them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a lot of words just to say "autism."

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody cares about honest journalism and its easier to make clickbait bullshit that racks up the cash
    Basically this website except you get paid to do it

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    avatargays should be skinned and castrated

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im no smart tho
    duh hu

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a gentile.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Journalists" will be replaced by AI before the end of the decade. I'd rather have a job then live in poverty.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you become a game's journalist? I always assume it's basically cronyism, as in
    >hey we need a writer
    >let's get my college room mate he's pretty funny
    I can't imagine they actually try to find people with talent in that space.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nowadays you set up a youtube channel and actually practice the principles of investigative journalism, which as it turns out is a giant pain in the ass for relatively little reward

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    every post made on this board is technically video game journalism when you think about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the real video game journalism was the posts we made along the way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder you're all homosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s my money then?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video game journalism or journo reviews are useless if you think about it.
      We can see gameplay for our selves, download demos, independent game reviewers, discuss other users who played the game etc.
      Back then we couldn't do any of those and just read magazines from game journos who played the game.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you're so smart, why aren't you a dumbass?
    Excellent question, OP.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually a reporter for the largest newspaper in a mid-size city

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you're not you're literally a monkey.
      Go clean up your shit you ape

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not stupid enough to have libshit values nor am i sociopathic enough to pretend to have them. i think nichegamer is the only alt publication that got any traction, and even they eventually cucked somewhat.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead - oversaturated field with declining audience. Competition even for niches fierce with practically no reward for high workload to extreme high pay out with even potentially more work - nothing inbetween
    Alternative whoring yourself out on the respective fiverr, afterworks prostitutehouses - you are literally competing with 3th worlders that do the job for pennies.

    There are better carriers and hustles

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trades, tech, medical and law all pay way better and have better job security
    No reason to go into a shit industry unless that is what you're really good at

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why aren't you a video game journalist?
    because I'm smart

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because i am smart.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >minimum wage
    No thanks catgay.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These pictures are taken by putting something into the cats face to make it sneeze and recording it as it makes a weird face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mom sneezed in my bed last night

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chucks feed and sneeze

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