>its real >made by an actual ffxiv troon ign "game journalist" >for some reason it says published 2 hours ago despite being an october 2020 early access review
I knew things were bad, but this is just hillarious, you cant make this up
>Troon is too stupid to into DND
Im shocked that someone moronic enough to castrate themselves and cut at least 30 years off their life by shoving fake hormones into their body would rank something of this caliber a 7.
>"alright the higher up told us that simply giving it a 9 won't cut because contrarian morons hate us too much. So we give it a 7 and complain about something stupid to use reverse psychology on them and force them to buy it."
My 61 year old boss, who is black, married and has three kids, plays it with the CFO of our company with a bunch of rich old dudes. It's the strangest shit.
>play as monk >can't use the martial arts ability to get an extra unarmed attack if you're holding a handed weapon >Find out you can't weld versatile weapons in one hand unless you're using a shield.
Total shit, this fricks with a few thinks, like dueling fighting style as well. It's such an easy thing to allow but it just takes away the option to one hand the weapon.
hang all vidya journalists
Oh nononononononoo the worst game ever lolololololol u lost lololololololololol
You made this up
Yeah it's the early access score
>ammount
>its real
>made by an actual ffxiv troon ign "game journalist"
>for some reason it says published 2 hours ago despite being an october 2020 early access review
I knew things were bad, but this is just hillarious, you cant make this up
>no link
https://www.ign.com/articles/baldurs-gate-3-review
It's the early access review
>paradox fan
>troony
why is this so common?
take a guess
>Troon is too stupid to into DND
Im shocked that someone moronic enough to castrate themselves and cut at least 30 years off their life by shoving fake hormones into their body would rank something of this caliber a 7.
Average shazam troony
Every time.
>"alright the higher up told us that simply giving it a 9 won't cut because contrarian morons hate us too much. So we give it a 7 and complain about something stupid to use reverse psychology on them and force them to buy it."
And that's how you trick GankerBlack folk.
This person has never played D&D in their life and it shows
Who the frick actually plays D&D? That's literally the most loser shit I can imagine
My 61 year old boss, who is black, married and has three kids, plays it with the CFO of our company with a bunch of rich old dudes. It's the strangest shit.
D&D vancian magic system suck ass though
>waaa waaa I have to see all the content all the time every time
frick me, there was a time when replayability was a feature, not a flaw
modern games are supposed to be 90% cutscenes and 10% holding W while someone dumps exposition. BG3 has far too much gameplay.
The spells spelled their doom
NO FRICKING WAY
THESE c**tS GAVE XVI AND D4 A 9
pst
come closer
I rather play FFXVI than this boring trash.
is this like that infamous too much water thing? is it same journo?
Can't find the source. So it's fake?
>ammount
Say enough. It's bait.
>AAAAAHHHHH I HAVE 2 ATTUNED SPELLS AND 1 SPELL SLOT IM GOING INSANE FROM CHOICE SAVE ME FLAYERMAN!!!
>play as monk
>can't use the martial arts ability to get an extra unarmed attack if you're holding a handed weapon
>Find out you can't weld versatile weapons in one hand unless you're using a shield.
Total shit, this fricks with a few thinks, like dueling fighting style as well. It's such an easy thing to allow but it just takes away the option to one hand the weapon.
use a torch