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>queue BB's theme
best vocal theme in any kojima game
>taking BB to the incinerator
>BB theme kicks in
Unironically shed a tear
>deadman says try taking it out of the pod
>maybe he'll be fine wink wink
>run away
>mission failed
>give up and go burn bb
>takes it out of the pod
>Amelia gives you a gun and says "You know what to do"
>immediately try to blast her ass
Made the hugging scene that followed really awkward.
I just couldn't do that part because i was playing without prompts so 11 tries later i tried body blocking her, shooting her in the leg, going ahead into the water. She kept saying "you know what to do, sam".
What do i know what to do? Well i've been pressing L2+R2 a lot, i know how to do that. And it worked!
Oh god when the motif played right before starting that mission I legitimately felt sad. Fricking Kojimbo can really pull it off when he wants to.
>Amelia saves baby Sam from death
>The whole world is fricked
>Amelia saves BB's life
>Nothing happened
Wouldn't she cause another whatever word Kojimbo used to the world being fricked.
>Amelia saves BB's life
>Nothing happened
It literally stops the Death Stranding you fricking moron.
saves BB's life
didnt happen
and also saving sams life was not the catalyst for the end of the world, amelia's birth was
atleast watch it on youtube if you are going to try and shitpost about it
Yes it did. That's why Lou wakes up with a quipu in her hand.
I thought Amelia saving baby Sam opened some kind of rift between the world of the living and of the dead that allowed the BTs to pour into the world od the living.
The death stranding was well under way long before Sam was born, Samantha became president because the original president got nuked in a voidout.
Repatriating Sam didn't destroy the world, rather, it gave Amelie a vestige of humanity to cling on to, she would have gone completely mad without Sam to keep her company on the beach.
It's Amelie you frickin morons
Frick you butthole I will not cry again.
Final mission was unironically, unequivocally kino.
i'm glad death stranding exists because it's the most monumental example of hideo kojima's sheer moronation
And your post serves as yet just another monument to yours.
It's proof that he is just a hack fraud.
The actual genius behind MGS was Tomokazu Fukushima.
R.I.P.
The story is moronic as hell but I truly enjoyed hiking.
go outside lol
No.
Apparently the game is only meant to be played in 2029. Anyone else been having dreams about being stranded?
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO FIND?!
SO BOUNDLESS I FEEEEEEEL
What is it called when one can't help but to seethe when secondaries pick up something you've enjoyed for decades from something modern and cringe even though technically there's nothing wrong with them enjoying it?
autism
No, autists act awkwardly because they have trouble interpreting the behaviors of others around them. There is nothing to misinterpret in this context. People are enjoying something that they've just discovered from something new that features something old.
What's actually funny is that the same shit is in MGS 3 but people only realized it with DS. The reason why MGS V is great is because cutscenes are kept to a minimum
Kino game.
It appears your hippo has been overfed, Mr. Bond.
Powerful.
Hideo Kojima has autism, it's not his fault he doesn't understand how human beings work.
What's your problem with the line?
>I'm Hardman but I'm not that hard, man.
Unironically this. Even ESLs don't write cringe lines like Kojima.
You can't just post that picture out of context. You might give the wrong impression. He is not a gay.
Kojima don't want to be outed but he is definitely gay
>autists pretending they are socially adept
but enough about kojima
Wouldn't
>I'm Fragile, but I don't break that easily
make for a better dialogue or was that used because people would be too stupid to get it?
That would have earned a chuckle out of me.
I mean it would add to Kojima's campiness.
I think she was supposed to swap between the English word fragile and the French word fragile but her accent lost it. Like I pictured if a Mexican said someone wasn't his friend but his amigo.
>but her accent lost it
??????
Her accent lost the pronunciation difference made them sound the same.
Kojima has done this before with language word swapping. I think the Japanese MGS said something wasn't a (Japanese word for giant robot) but actually a mecha.
>Her accent lost the pronunciation difference made them sound the same.
???????
NTA but fragile and fragile are pronounced differently in English and French
so her name is supposed to be Fragile (french) and she was supposed to say the adjective Englishly
but Lea Seadoux is too French and said them both frenchly
IIRC you always call her Fragile the english way, and in that line she says "I'm Fragile but not that Frajeel"
My dick was so happy when I found out that she did a lez set scene. Oooh wee
>Oooh wee
I think you mean Oooh oui.
Frick you
>And I'm your princess Beach
THE GENIOUSE EL KOJUMO
How is this game so fricking comfy?
it would have been if you didn't have an enemy and if the roads weren't being destroyed, the bridges, zipline you were building
is this game as moronic as youtubers and Ganker make it look?
i have never played a kojima game and i do like walking sims but i am conflicted about getting this even on sale
It's good, don't listen to the fricktards.
Also play it on the hardest difficulty, and preferably offline so that the map won't be littered with "lol so randumb" structures everywhere.
>and preferably offline
wouldn't that defeat the point?
The problem is that online, the map is LITTERED with useless fricking structures and signs everywhere, because people are fricking morons
It broke my immersion so many fricking times.
You can also alternatively disable other players structures in the settings, while staying online.
i pirated it, and finished it offline.
then i saw how much more shit is there when its online, so i bought it, and now im playing it again, and its SOOO MUUUCH FUUUUUN.
It does. Playing offline should be only for a challenge run on a second playthrough
>1st playthrough was on a pirate, so super-hard mode
>play the original, 2nd playthrough, expect a hard trek through BT infested mountains
>a zip-line pops up on the top of the mountain in the hardest possible spot to get to
whoever put it there, i love you.
KEEP ON KEEPING ON!
MINE IS HEAVIER!
I'M SAM
Yes, it's why you shouldn't do it on your first playthrough.
Yes, the writing and cutscenes are mostly extremely fricking moronic, like a high budget B-movie but taking itself seriously. The actual game itself is very fun and well made though.
It's absolutely ridiculous, and that's actually what makes it good.
I think the fact that the writing is dumb as shit while it takes itself seriously adds to the charm.
Those lips are made for small shota wiener
Why does a game with literally no level design have the most in-depth mechanics of the entire Kojima games catalogue?
Because Death Stranding is a full, and unapologetic, walking simulator.
The entire game is build around making deliveries on harsh and hostile terrain, and how to optimize them the best you can.
The game also doesn't hesitate to punish you if you try to rush things too much, even when using the best gear it's still pretty easy to frick up and destroy your cargo.
It gives you a shitload of tools all throughout the story.
You literally "create" the level design by placing useful structures where you see fit, and planning your delivery routes.
Even the combat and stealth, while not very deep, still have a lot of options and little details to it.
Truly Kojimbo's magnum opus.
>boring game is good because it does everything bad on purpose
Who are you quoting?
I'd argue that it's the only true walking sim, since it actually simulates many aspects of the walking process.
>Kojimbo duped us into making levels for him
Bravo La Creatividad
>run out of ladders
>far away from my old ladders and it's raining
>think ":the stream isn't that deep, I'll make it"
>get pulled down by the current
>packages getting swept away
>scrambling to grab as many as I can
The game really is kino.
Ok moron how come there's a bunch of VEHICLES and HIGHWAYS in a walking simulator. What are zip lines even? How do I know you didn't play the game?
Fragile with her hair down >>> Normal Fragile
Damn, Kojima really was right then
man, this game really flew over the heads of many people.
this moron is hilarious.
Didn't he in a later video say that he actually got addicted to it and grew to like it?
Death Stranding has one of the best stories in gaming and I will never pretend otherwise. It deserves so much more praise.
Dangerously based.
>kojima
that weirdo shot the president of Nintendo
Go watch a movie then you moron. I play games because they're suppose to be fun.
And Death Stranding is a fun game as well.
I'm sincerely sorry you were filtered by it.
lmao nice one
Concession accepted.
There is no other game like it
It really doesn't, the story devolves into pseud nonsense quickly, it dazzles morons with big words and fancy imagery.
Kojima was never a good writer, he makes entertaining stories but half of the fun comes from how stupid they are.
>best story
>it can be condensed into its a woman's fault
What other Strand game would you recommend?
Outward.
Apparently Witch Strandings is one. I'm not sure how, but it is.
>This bike’s so fricking cool, I feel like I’m on Ride: with Norman Reedus!
I enjoyed it and I'm glad games like it can exist in a sea of AAA copy paste garbage.
Konami wrote that thinking he is channeling Shakespeare or something.
>pretentious hack
to the surprise of no one. First he makes shit games and then he kills the former prime minister of Japan. He really needs to jump off a bridge.
>Konami wrote that
I thought it was bad enough when P.T secondaries retroactively defined him as the mastermind behind Silent Hill. Now he's literally the company?
>install Death Stranding out of curiosity, i will probably hate it, heard its a walking simulator
>first 10 minutes
>the atmosphere and aesthetics are so thicc i can see it pouring from the monitor and speakers
>absolutely fricking fall in love with it
i bought the original an hour later and have 200 hours in it and play it every day.
im trying to 5 star all locations and make zip line connections to everybody.
what a masterpiece of a game.
I'm ashamed to admit that I was among the detractors when the game first came out. It was only when I caved in and tried it out for myself that I absolutely fell in love with it. It holds the honor of being among my 3-digit playtime games.
same
Wut is wrong with her face? She looks like russian female orc alcoholic from middle country
Brachycelphalic
The writing and voice acting in this game are fricking terrible and if you disagree you are just admitting you're a Kojimadrone.
I disagree and I am not a Kojimadrone though.
The only characters with decent performance were literal professional actors like Mads and even then they're handicapped by the awful script.
the voice acting is fantastic, and the game is awesome.
lmao low IQ take
The voice acting is good for some characters, like Mads and Mama, but there are also atrocious performances beyond belief. Like that one girl with English-as-no-language. She sounds like she's just reading syllables in her native script that are meant to make the noises coming out of her mouth sound like English words.
death stranding isn't a good game by any metric but I still think it's worth playing to see all the moronic and batshit fricking insane garbage that came out of kojima's head
His anime[isms] don't work with realistic models. I know he's been trying to ditch the anime influence since MGSV but it has been complete failure. The amount of emails is insane MGS but 10x less engaging. The codec is so unbelievably redundant 80% of the time you get info from a long cutscene then you get the same exact info but abridged. I actually don't give a frick about the gameplay as long as it isn't obtuse let's be real here we play his games for the story.
He should've ditched the MGS wikipedia exposition dump style of writing and the codec. If his next game doesn't capture me consider it fricking done not buying anything from this guy anymore.
I think one of the biggest letdowns was not being able to listen to audio logs and e-mails while trekking. This is EXACTLY the type of game where audio log storytelling would work best.
very good point
The music player while wandering around would be so great.
Never knew that being an Amazon delivery man would be so fricking fun, engaging and comfy, all at the same time.
Also post your porter stats.
I'm glad shit stranding flopped and everyone hates it. Teaches that pretentious homosexual a lesson that making a non-video game that is not fun to play appeals to no one. If you want to make a movie, go make a movie. Story and visuals are secondary to gameplay. The heart of video games at it's core is to be fun which that shit game is not no matter how hard a few anonymous kojimadrones on Ganker says so. it's contrarian bullshit and I wont stand for it no matter how hard zoomers push the meme.
Game's fun though
says one of 5 people on the planet
>game filtered millions of morons and americans
good.
>everyone else is wrong because I said so
Have fun living in a delusional bubble while the world laughs at you, insecure autist. Sure you may never find the love of a woman but at least you have the comfort of disagreeing with people on the internet over a legitimately bad game.
Who are you quoting?
>look at this braindead slog of gameplay that's totally action packed!
>see I'm right!
Go back to Call of Duty, stupid American fatass
Can you push an enemy combatant off a cliff so he dies and it actually causes a voidout?
if there ever were games that the word "filtered" fits perfectly, its:
>DOOM Eternal
and
>Death Stranding
atmosphere, story, aesthetics, and the general feel of comfiness.
im stressed as frick because of work, this game calms me the frick down.
>filtered
oh look it's this zoomer buzzword again. Also the fact you think can compare Doom Eternal which is an actual video game to garbage artsy Kojima walking simulator is laughable.
>zoomer buzzword
can you please stop talking like a Black person.
I accept your concession
who are you even replying to? and concession to what?
>it's contrarian bullshit and I wont stand for it no matter how hard zoomers push the meme.
it's the most anti-zoomer game there is moron
>it's the most anti-zoomer game there is moron
It's boring. That's pretty zoomer.
It's fun actually
It has the most gameplay of any Kojima game so far. I hate everything he's ever made that I've played, but it's definitely more "fun" than any of his other games. And I use the word "game" loosely since MGS1 is 65% non-gameplay and MGS2 is 70%.
its been years since i had so much fun playing a game.
its an extremely fun game to play.
>nuh uh not for me *shits himself*
sounds like a "you" problem.
made me realize how much I love RDR2 (gameplay)
thats the thing, i bought RDR2 2 weeks ago during the summer sale and i just cant get into it, i tried like 5 times and i just turn it off after 30 minutes.
but Death Stranding i have 200 hours already.
RDR2 is the single most boring and slow-ass game i have ever seen.
even jumping from menu to menu is a fricking slow with a black screen taking a few seconds.
>start a mission
>30 minutes of horse riding in empty plains and listening to useless filler dialogue
what exactly is the appeal of RDR2?
i got 35% story progression and i swear to god NOTHING has happened in the game so far.
some irish dude got shot in the head by the grays and now im in st denis and i just cant stand playing that game anymore.
i like both rdr2 and death stranding, but i'll agree that death stranding has the superior and overall more engaging and fun gameplay
you constantly have to think about what you're doing, you can't just use the bike and/or truck and just beeline from a distro center to another to deliver shit.
my favorite way to deliver cargo has to be the floating carriers
>my favorite way to deliver cargo has to be the floating carriers
when i figured out i can connect two of them and ride the first one, it blew my mind.
also the roadster is fun as frick to make deliveries if you rebuilt the roads.
Why is this game good? I love Kojima but I don’t get the appeal of this game.
kojima obviously heard the term 'walking simulator' somewhere and decided to go full bore with his detail autism and see what he could get away with, throwing in as many weird things as he could in the process.
end result? quite good.
Ada-chan in Death Stranding 2
frick now i want a BB toy/model.
fricking weirdo freak
Did they?..
Sam is afraid of touch, so thats a good question.
>29 year old girl
>50 year old ass man
I hope not, otherwise Sam should be in prison
here's your (you)
Her body under her clothing is literally Mr. Burns. TimeFall aged her goods.
>YOU SICK FRICK
You're joking but Americans actually think like this
I'll let you be the judge
Sam and Fragile playing the penis game
>Sam.
Good, because I hope her old ass body can take her back being blown out, if not, she'll be called Shattered.
Kino.
this but ironically
It was unironic.
Her face is so red and ugly
>w-why would you play a game about walking??!!
>j-just fricking go walk outside already!
Sure bud.
What is that in OP's image?
LA CREATIVIDAD
I kneel
BRAVO
>UPSIDEDOWNEYESMAN
This guy is the one that frick the girl you like in HS... that why morons hate him
Chad vibe since metal gear 1
only conscious individuals can enjoy Death Stranding.
Those with vestigial bicameral minds (Ha and Ka separated) can't enjoy it properly.
100% correct, see
intellectual infeterence,as it were
hngngggggg that means she wants to frick
>makes you haul her lazy ass halfway across the map to be reunited with her lover
>lol nvm immediately breaks up with him and goes back home
They try to mend their relationship near the end of the game
HOLD ME DOWN HOLD ME DOWN I DONT WANNA REMEMBER
Ooo woooo oooh
Why LGBT animals hate Kojima so much?
Why kojimodrones such chuds?
>you have to hate him!!!!
i'm not mentally ill moron with pronouns
he makes games, I play them, I enjoy them
simple as
but you homosexuals just hate him for being popular. I bet you zoomers never touched any of his games
this game was so fricking stupid and cringeworthy
people would've laughed at it if kojima wasn't involved
No-one would've paid attention to it if Kojima wasn't involved. It's basically a very niche game that got given a AAA budget
MAMA
Why is this game so kino?
K I N O
Death Stranding is a game that women, gays, and SoiMen will never truly understand.
based
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Exactly, it's about a father and his child.
If anything, you're the onions.
I love onions so that's cool I guess.
Death Stranding is one of the best games I've played in the past decade. Shame zoomers can't appreciate it yet.
Keep on keeping on!
Comfy game ruined by shitty storytelling
Do all kojimbo games have such autism in dialogue?
MGS 1 and 2 don't because the writer was competent and fixed Kojima's bullshit.
>WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING
did we play the same game? Raiden is full of autism
LAY UH SEA DOO HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG
you get a great view of them in the new Cronenberg movie
>fragile not playable
shit game
shit developer
cringe jap director wannabe
Sequel when? The directors cut newest versions suck
In what regard? The lack of monster?
Directors cut was kino