I'm giving my players 629,000 gold pieces in ten chests. That equals 1384 lbs per chest. How are they going to transport it?
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I'm giving my players 629,000 gold pieces in ten chests. That equals 1384 lbs per chest.
Let them figure it out.
I'm going to, jw what you guys would do, maybe I can anticipate what they will do
Why would you need to anticipate that? Who cares?
I care and just wondering how that they might handle it. I sincerely hope that's ok with you
Probably buy a wagon and a horseactually, frick that, I'm a forge cleric. We now have the most bling wagon there is.
Probably with their fricking dropship? The same way they move anything back to the battle cruiser?
Based 4e enjoyer. Sauce?
I was looking up a dire corgie as a mount for a PC and it's someone's homebrew, I'm assuming
Put each chest on two logs and roll them.
>1384 lbs
>32.5 cubic liters
>this is a cube slightly more than one foot on a side
Shit, gold is heavy.
It's ridiculously dense, especially for not being particularly radioactive. It takes several star birth/death cycles for there to be even a molecule of gold anywhere in the universe. It's a remarkable material.
Cast animate objects on the chests then the chests will fly themselves to wherever the party wants.
If they have a caster, someone is going to cast Tenser's Floating Disk, or Animate Objects
Oxen and carts
>That equals 1384 lbs per chest
Are you also accounting for the weight of those chests, especially considering the kinds of chests that can stay together holding that weight would have to be very durable, thus heavy as frick themselves?
Did you make sure each chest has the volume to hold 62,900 coins?
Did you account for what the passage of time has done to these chests, and whether they've sunken into the earth or cracked the stone due to the fricking squared cubed law?
In all of your insipid and pointless autism, did you even consider why there would be so many goddamn coins in the same area, and why nobody else in the world has found the cache?
>accounting for the stats of the chests
They're chests big enough for the weight they contain. Simple as.
>passage of time
Trivial enchantments and sturdy walls.
>so many coins
Dragon.
You're not very smart.
So you're willing to be lazy and "magic did it" for your own moronation, but can't make such concessions for the party?
Good to hear, homosexual.
You wish you knew what the frick you are talking about but that's about par for course for no games b***hes as yourself
>noarguments gay jumps in
It's not worth my time to argue with with a sub IQ homosexual like you
>They're chests big enough for the weight they contain
1300 pounds of gold can fit in a goddamn shoebox. That's like 1.2 cubic feet of gold. That's not a "chest" in the first place.
In 3.5 or PF1E you can fairly easily access extra dimensional storage or just have a 30 strength martial haul it out, if you're playing 5e gold is worthless to begin with so it doesn't matter.
>That's not a "chest" in the first place.
It's in coins, they don't pack perfectly. That adds a good bit of volume. Also, chests need not be full.
Checkmate, autist.
629k split into ten chests is still 62,900 coins per chest. Looking at some nerd shit, it seems that gold coins that clock in at ~45 coins/pound will be roughly nickel-sized. As a point of comparison, a roll of nickels holds 40 coins each, meaning each chest is holding the volume-equivalent of over 1500 rolls of nickels. The chest might not be massive, but it's not a shoebox; a pile of coins is not the most efficient way of packing a large mass of metal.
Yes and stay ass blasted, b***h made homosexual
>le coins are... LE HEAVY!
>adjusts glasses
You're not cute, you're not funny, you're every player's last resort, and eventually someone else is going to run a game and you'll be alone.
Cry harder if you can but I doubt it
Hooboy, looks like someone is angry that their GM hasnt given them piles of loot.
use planar binding magic to summon a Djinn to act as a personal shopper on an interdimensional shopping spree to buy much lighter, more useful treasures.
I probably wouldn't. There's no easy way to transport even one of those chest's back to town. Instead, I'd fill my pack with as much as I could reasonably carry and use it to hire half a dozen horses, three wagons, and a handful of incredibly well-payed teamsters and laborers to help load them up.
>I'm giving my players 629,000 gold pieces in ten chests.
>players
With a pair of donkey led wagons, I move 6 2000 pound hay bales on a simple wagon towed by tractor everyday, but a donkey would work because I can push this wagon by hand if I really give 'er.
God, the weight of coins is so fricking stupid.
>Hurr durr a penny weighs as much as a cheeseburger
Frick off, you're not clever.
28 bags of holding.
Toss it in my demiplane
If your going to give them that much gold, surely by now they've been playing long enough to have some sort of magic bag/satchel of holding?
If they don't, compromise, lose some of the gold, instead replace it with a pile of fine clothing decked out in gold/silver thread, among which the party can find a magic bag with similar detailing, and go from there.
Your post is a 4e picture.
Was that the target?
Would you prefer a different target?
A Military Target?
THEN NAME THE SYSTEM.
5e
>I'm giving my players 629,000 gold pieces
You may want to research the difference between players and characters.
Or you can stop being such a pedantic tool. Your choice, turgid moron
Probably chug a couple of buffouts and if that doesn't work I'll physically move the gold bars without putting them in my inventory