Im ready for the DLC, are you?

I’m ready for the DLC, are you?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard new frenzy spells are coming. I am the hype anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frenzy flame bros we won

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chaos WILL take the world. And you WILL enjoy it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frenzy flame bros we won

      I can't contain my madness you guise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spells

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frenzy incantations are all really bad in the base game though

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that dead by daylight?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1280x800
      >30fps

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently reviewers who were at max level were still getting one shot by regular enemies. The new leveling system is pretty much required.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait i havent played the game since the first month of release, am i fricked?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How should I respec?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d say look for a cool dlc weapon then base your build around it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go in as you are and respec when you find the carian caster sword

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella, I'm coming for you.
    I also brought your mom-dad here, I hope you don't mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Radagon's hammer. The sacred relic sword is Radagon/Marika's body turned into a sword.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Marikas hammer bro.
        >you literally didn't play the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you remembered the wrong name in the duality so you didn't play the game
          Ok gay, it's still just her hammer and not her body. The sacred relic sword is Radagon/Marika's body turned into a sword.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are you
    Sorry, I don't play garbage games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What games do you like Anon, show us the path

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a level 50 sitting at Mohg for a while but apparently I have to beat Radahn too

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Punished cuck on a quest for vengeance

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 6 from characters in NG in post game ranging from lvl 70-175 with all Demigods and all Remembrance Bosses dead and a character at NG+7 also with all Demigods and all Remembrance Bosses dead. I'm gonna be eating good.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started NG+ a few weeks ago and just made it Leyendell when the announcement came out. While this was bad timing on NG+, at least it won't take as long for me to get there as it did the first time around.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which character should I take?
    They're all ~180 lvl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to have a type.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Jayani’s the cutest so you should use her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's pretty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with the French and colonization?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    15 hours left bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >15 hours left bros
      It's 19 hours, number one, and that's just a cope from steam since the official twitter has it at 25 hours from now.
      >mald+seethe+cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        o I am seethin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF why 15?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I accidentally started a new game plus on my character so I’m having to go back and replay the game. I don’t want to play the dlc on new game plus difficulty.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got my 4th Talisman slot. Playing the game for the first time. My friend, who is replaying for the DLC, dropped me a greatsword. I was originally STR+FAI but I found myself never using FAI so I swapped to pure STR. Working out well so far, I am not too sure if it is actually smart to use two Greatswords. I basically just spam jumping attacks, but it has worked thusfar. Too bad they're so heavy, I definitely need more Endurance. Hell, right now I have my rune active so I won't even be able to use all this gear after a death.

    Are there any other good STR weapons that I should be looking out for? Or boss ones? The boss items I've looked at so far are not really STR things, and while I've picked up random stuff nothing seems quite a good as GS with Lion's Claw. Also, my Talismans might be moronic, not sure. I really want the two that give + equip load, and then the jumping attack one seems strong if I am using jumping attacks. The last slot I was not sure if I should use +5 STR or physical defense, and I figured that defense would help me more since I do a lot of trading blows.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just 32 hours left!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring it on!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Establish Order

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I desperately wish that weapon weren't so terrible compared to the dark moon sword

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, keep switching between this and claymore.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i just remembered i started NG+ on my character but never actually played it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im in australia, pretty certain its about 15 hours left for me. new zealanders prob get it even earlier than us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you console or pc?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ps5, its already downloaded, got 17 hours left on the timer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man pc gets mcBlack personed your side of the world lmao, I'm. In New England I get the game like half a day before console

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw pirate
      These Black folk better not take long I swear to God.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I remember correctly, aussie bros uploaded the pirated ER version before the US launch last time, so if you keep your eyes peeled, you should be able to get it. Make sure you update your game to 1.10.1 beforehand, so you don't have any issues updating to the DLC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I downloaded the base game from Steam Unlocked. I hope it doesn’t take long for them to upload the DLC.

        you guys are killing me. how do you have the means to even play elden ring?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve already bought the game in the past. I’m not paying $100 to play it once more on my PC. Why do you care anyway? Pirate or don’t, the choice is yours.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I already bought it on the Xbawks at launch, don't wanna pay 80 bucks for it + the DLC

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    about to prepare my run for it. last time I've played was during launch. How hard did they autismnerf my dear dragon scalie spells?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think its new zealanders who get it in 15 hours. australia gets it in 17 hours in sydney at least

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been relearning all the fundamentals on a new character, but I've got three endgame builds good to go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all the fundamentals
      that being?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded the base game from Steam Unlocked. I hope it doesn’t take long for them to upload the DLC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being this brown

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive restarted, running a lightning build because i wanted to be a thunder god but im getting my shit shoved in by mohg, im at sl 133, should i go up to 150? like im eating so much mohg dick its insane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you're struggling at 133 then 17 levels aren't going to help you that much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get the tear that makes you immune to his Nihil bleed?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never found Mohg or even made it to Malenia. the invisible assassin frickers are ridiculous. I cannot beat them even by spamming that mini snow spell that completely covers the area around you with frostbite. so no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I crushed the black knives in ordina wiymthout being able to see them. You also don't need to go through there to get to mogh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy the torch that makes them visible from the merchant in the shack northwest of leyndell moron

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any spoiler gays? how deflated are you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything but the final boss sounds great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t read spoilers but I don’t care about the story anyway and am just looking forward to exploring and fighting bosses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. Everything about the world design seems like its going to be a better experience than the best game

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at Mohg but i haven't bought it
    Will creamapi work?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will there be a day 1 patch. heard pc Black folk get perf issues

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A DLC is going to be GOTY. Let that sink in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just shows how starved of good games we were the last 2 years again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hardly. Fromsoft is just the top of the industry. This year alone we got an all time great jrpg. Last year we got an all time great Wrpg and Zelda and resident evil and armored core.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called a DLC but it's basically elden ring 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It took 2 years to release. I sure hope it's at least 50% as big as the main game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does this number have to do with GOTY?
      Also GOTY never meant anything anyways

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i've been getting assfricked by the ball bearing hunter in caelid for the past hour
    realistically i should just come back later but i know i can do it

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre only giving it 10 out of 10 so bamco overlooks whoever moron leaked it from a review copy. all the reviewers are covering for each other and the leaker, they secretly want fromslop to fail

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Ganker group for summon sign priority?
    This is my 2nd character which I farmed to level 305 by swapping from an Int build around ~180 to then a STR/Faith build I used to farm at Moghwyn palace.
    My first character is 185 but he's in NG+ and I dont wanna clear all the stuff to Mogh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to use this helm but I hate how the weapon clips through it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this helm and dont care about clipping at all. Even my first STR character just used the entire Lionel armor set forever. Armor is great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Clipping has always bugged me in these games. Even Ranni's hair clips out of her hat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like I wish there was an option to change how you rest the weapon at least so it could be forward instead of on the shoulder.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >havent even started my new run
    Am i fricked? I'm in the middle of a NG+ run, should i use that save?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you know what you’re doing you can make progress pretty fast. Just pick a weapon that you can run to from the beginning then run to the spots with the smithing stone bell bearings. Once you get a decently-upgraded weapon you just carve through half the game.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lionel's Helm is the best helm in the game, prove me wrong you can't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eccentric's Helmet or Greathelm are just better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like rennala's

      Like I wish there was an option to change how you rest the weapon at least so it could be forward instead of on the shoulder.

      too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's D's.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        D's nuts

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does the soul level impact summon signs?
    Can I help someone fight the elden beast if I'm level 305 or are they just never gonna see my sign if they are level 150

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Summon+Range+Calculator

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >desperately playing the game to make a thousand different builds for the dlc
    Why? I'll just download a dlc ready save file from nexus when it launches.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours until the DLC unlocks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25 hours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imma finna fricking cry

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >download DLC-ready save file off nexusmods
    >it's almost the exact same build i was running in NG+
    kek. build of the gods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What NPC ass build should I be looking for in invasions to identify this? What was the character name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "DLC READY". It comes with blasphemous blade equipped but has pretty much every item unlocked.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I opened up the game for the first time in two years and uhhh, I guess. I don't remember why I was wearing Vyke's armor, but I do remember enjoying the Magma Wyrm's Scalesword. I have a bunch of other upgraded weapons I can swap to before finding some DLC stuff. STR/FAI should still be fun as well.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it, but I won't beat it.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if cosmetic mods will get fugged by the update.
    Not a problem if they are I guess.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically.
    I've cleared everything I could on my first run on release which took like 200 hours.
    The problem is I haven't touched the game since so I don't remember anything about my character, nor am I aware of any of the changes in the patches.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres a few fights i dont remember doing on my 1st or second characters

    There's a low level NPC (looks kinda like the guy in magit's boss arena who stomps on him) who turns into Margit round 2 here in Leyndell. Drops a stamina +1 talisman.
    And, theres an ulcerated tree spirit I never noticed south of this entrance bonfire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's also a goon that transforms into a runebear or one of those cats with a knife tied to their pawn somewhere in Altus.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any saves or anything I can download to "be ready"? I don't have my old save file anymore and I genuinely do not want to play through like 80% of the game again collecting every little thing here and there killing every boss/etc

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried out erdtree greatshield to see how the spell parry thing is on it
    >reflects the first glintstone at the enemy
    >the other 3 glintstone spells from the other enemy hit me
    well thats useless.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey gang, just reminding you all that the general consensus in the DLC is that all the traditional requirements to Beat the Game (tm) still apply.
    So if you were planning on using spells, summons, ashes, or consumables - think again!
    Get out there and earn those credits!

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rusty as frick so I only managed to reach the boss door before having to stop and now I'm on an away trip driving my truck for two days, I won't be back until like 8pm or later tomorrow and I'll probably just fall asleep while it's downloading. RIP me.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for anyone who needs they mohg dead

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best samurai weapons and items in the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uchigatana, Nagakiba, Cross-Naginata

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I expect all enemies to get massive magic resistance like in DS3's DLCs

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ready!

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