I'm replaying Bayonetta after not playing it since release, and man, was it always this shitty?

I'm replaying Bayonetta after not playing it since release, and man, was it always this shitty?
There's tons of little annoying things, constant interruptions, cancerous enemies and long levels of gimmicks.
I remember it being a fun action packed ride, but this is just shit

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    idk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cool ty

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it, is this some twitch homosexualry?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            skill issue

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The golden version are worst, those motherfrickers are awful, even more awful than Jeanne parry. Climax is a nightmare.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >was it always this shitty
    yeah
    kamiya was a hack that just had a vocal online fanbase to shout down any criticism
    now even they have stopped defending his garbage

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it has high highs and a fantastic core combat system, locked within a lopsided gimmicj-ridden campaign
    When you put the best boss fight in the game behind a 10 minute long space harrier minigame, somethings wrong
    Also Kamiya was obsessed with GoW so all the bosses are just big things with weak points you hit and wait for cutscenes to progress the fight
    If the game was half the length, filler cut and bosses overhauled, it'd be perfect

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1st game has the best combat system, but the game is filled with shit that prevents you from properly engaging with it. Things like escort missions with Cereza, the motorcycle section, the space harrier section, etc. Not to mention the instant kill QTEs that have no reason to be there other than to piss you off.

    This is why, despite having a worse combat system, I still think 2 is the best of the series due to cutting most of the fat.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's bullshit that healing items drop your rank. Your rank is already affected by all the damage you took. Why the additional kick in the dick?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to get good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same with every other action game. But other action games know that your rank is already taking a hit because of the damage you took. You can heal in Devil May Cry or any other Platinum game and they only punish you by taking away the no item bonus. It'd be less of an issue if Bayo 1 wasn't so stingy with its health drops.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You can heal in Devil May Cry

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'll concede that. I got DMC mixed up. DMC penalizes items, but doesn't penalize deaths. You can die as many times as you want and still scrape by with a mid rank, though the time will probably be shit. Bayo 1 punishes both death and item use, which is why it's practically a meme that players get through the game with nothing but stone trophies.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Same anon here. I'm actually gonna flip my criticism around. Bayo 1 is still too harsh for doing both, but I think Platinum's other games would be better if they were like DMC as well. Punish items; not deaths. It's more satisfying to beat a boss after numerous deaths then just chugging health and killing them in one go.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bayonetta is 2. Both 1 and 3 have their moments but 2 just doesn't stop for you to breathe. Incredible game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but 2 just doesn't stop for you to breathe
      Umbran Climax makes you essentially invincible as long as you press buttons. This makes no sense. It's one of the worst mechanics in an action game because of how completely broken it is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If it wasn't for umbra climax/wicked weave issues you would be right. Bayo2 is easily my favorite in the series from a first run through perspective, minimal gimmick sections and loaded with setpieces and boss fights. Problems only show on repeat playthroughs at high difficulties and you realize the fundamental combat is broken

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sneeze during cutscene
    >miss qte
    >instant death

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just hold the attack button down before dodging and it’ll be about as fun as you remember it. Aside from the QTEs and mini game segments I mean.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know about dodge offset and shit, I don't want to sound like a homosexual but I'm good at the game, it's just I don't remember so much annoying shit
      I spent hours getting autistic with this game, but coming back feels odd

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what enemies do you not like? they're all good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Burnning Ardors and Gracios and Gloriousness

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ardors are my favorite. whip or fire claws or bullets and then you get to free style on them
        gracious and glorious are the big dodge offset test. kino enemies if you can interrupt them.
        bayonetta is so good

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bayo 2 is unironically the only one that holds up. The first game is marred by the quirks of being the first game and the oldest one, and the third game is marred by all the gimmick shit and not-playing-as-Bayonetta shit. Can't speak for the e-girl spinoff, never played it.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bayo1 after acquiring Moon of Mahaa-Kalaa

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hold right trigger and press back to instantly skip a cutscene

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    terrible thread

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