>control box is a simple rectangular prism made out of a few tris, more elegantly put together than most SM64 platforms >the button and antenna are each made out of 500 quintillion polys and 17 undecellion vertices and there is no attempt made to optimize it
What the actual Black person frick?
box is a simple rectangular prism made out of a few tris, more elegantly put together than most SM64 platforms
this homie is impressed by the default cube LMAO
For me it's Steam Deck + weighing less, basically the WiiU gamepad with back buttons. Alternatively a split controller like the Switch but with back buttons and regular USB-C charging ports while ditching the trackpads for a motion mouse pointer mode. I love the trackpads on the Deck + Steam Controller but I think they'd be awkward to use without the other hand to support it. See pic related, it's too wide and I think it'd be hard to get a good handle on it.
>six face buttons >four back paddles >microswitch bumpers >analog+digital triggers >gyro >8-microswitch SEGA styled d-pad; perfect diagonals every time >touchpads >Saturn 3D pad styled hall effect "sticks" >big boy ergonomics to fit all that shit, The Duke/Steam Deck/Wii U gamepad style
would never need another controller again
My mom has some shitty thinkpad for work, it has some adapter bullshit for ethernet because the port is too bulky for modern craptops.
HDMI is getting replaced with USB-C, which is an absolute trainwreck of a port with 80 different bolted on features that require both the system, the monitor, and the fricking CABLE to support them. Most moronic shit I've seen in my life.
I want one of these so bad, imagine being at a party and whipping your Gankerphone out: everybody is shocked, everybody is horrified, and you just nonchalantly whip out the ultima 5 punchcard, put it in your phone and start playing the game right there and then.
>NeoGeo clicky analog stick on the left side w/ real arcade switch interior >Hall effect Xbox-style analog stick on the right side >A d-pad that was actually GOOD >Analog pressure-sensitive face buttons >Analog mechanical L2 / R2 triggers w/ pressure-sensitivity >Arcade-button style L1 / R1 >Gryoscope/6axis control >Controller shell made entirely out of carbon fiber >Carbon fiber has a matte sandblasted finish >NO PS4-style lightbar >Option to have controller operate at up to 4khz / 8khz wired and wireless >Rechargeable
The joke is that this design is actually fricking great.
funny cause its true
maybe not as a phone, but as a portable computer, yes please
what now?
Bethesda was right.
>it's just a PC
Wow, that was fricking hard?
>it's another case of "anons react to the image and ignore OP's text"
as always, dont use an image more interesting than your post, moron
>view-master VR slot
kek
OP knew what he was doing
this
FULLY PORTABLE bro
Back buttons for all fingers
>guitar jack
Gets me every time.
It'd be garbage while being marketed as some anti-woke gamepad.
It'd be a game pad that b***hes about what other people post instead of playing fricking video games
SOVL
>WAP services
add ten numerical buttons across the top
Just one big red button
based
modern GPUs have no problem with polys, might as well utilize it
That probably made an over 600fps game run at like 30fps on a 4090.
>control box is a simple rectangular prism made out of a few tris, more elegantly put together than most SM64 platforms
>the button and antenna are each made out of 500 quintillion polys and 17 undecellion vertices and there is no attempt made to optimize it
What the actual Black person frick?
Pretty sure that antenna is the fully modelled vegana and cervix from the half life 2 cinematic mod.
oh I thought it was that remote thing from garten of banban
nevermind then
box is a simple rectangular prism made out of a few tris, more elegantly put together than most SM64 platforms
this homie is impressed by the default cube LMAO
I am when compared to the absolute travesty that is SM64's geometry, and that was before that autist made that 3 hour long video about invisible walls
What the frick is that.
Needs an adjustable screen dimmer
Needs compact flash, SD card, and Micro SD card reader
For me it's Steam Deck + weighing less, basically the WiiU gamepad with back buttons. Alternatively a split controller like the Switch but with back buttons and regular USB-C charging ports while ditching the trackpads for a motion mouse pointer mode. I love the trackpads on the Deck + Steam Controller but I think they'd be awkward to use without the other hand to support it. See pic related, it's too wide and I think it'd be hard to get a good handle on it.
The keyboard will only have 5 letters: NIGER and the g will double press every time.
Easier to type "gg"
gg ernie
i unironically like this design, imagine the foss phone guis
Sent from my iPhone
>six face buttons
>four back paddles
>microswitch bumpers
>analog+digital triggers
>gyro
>8-microswitch SEGA styled d-pad; perfect diagonals every time
>touchpads
>Saturn 3D pad styled hall effect "sticks"
>big boy ergonomics to fit all that shit, The Duke/Steam Deck/Wii U gamepad style
would never need another controller again
At least one Doug button
Can we also get a Faster Button? Also we need a Turbo switch which actually reduces the hertz for older games.
It would probably look like the wii u or the steam deck
Phones with full keyboards and tiny ass screens were the pinnacle of phone design
my autistic controller design I made a while back
Best I can do.
>no Dough button
ITS SHIT
The WiiU gamepad with analog triggers, pressure-sensitive face buttons, the Vita's dpad and the Deck's back buttons. There, it's perfect.
Some laptops these days don't even have Ethernet and HDMI ports. Applegays are a disease.
My mom has some shitty thinkpad for work, it has some adapter bullshit for ethernet because the port is too bulky for modern craptops.
HDMI is getting replaced with USB-C, which is an absolute trainwreck of a port with 80 different bolted on features that require both the system, the monitor, and the fricking CABLE to support them. Most moronic shit I've seen in my life.
>Imagine Ganker designs a gamepad.
winner
someone looked at this product and said "this looks good, let's begin manufacturing thousands of them" and then signed their name on it
>What does it look like?
this
>what features does it have?
none
this has already pretty much been made and was a blight in games like MGO2
Ganker is the dumbest board by far, it makes Ganker look 300IQ by comparison.
/k/ might surpass them in terms of arrogant morons that think they know more than everyone else
>seething ivan
KWAB
tell us about your zogs and pozzing and whatnot
I want one of these so bad, imagine being at a party and whipping your Gankerphone out: everybody is shocked, everybody is horrified, and you just nonchalantly whip out the ultima 5 punchcard, put it in your phone and start playing the game right there and then.
Where's the btton that lets me punch homosexuals over the internet? gotta have one of those.
we also need a dedicated Black person button that automatically types "Black person! to whatever text field we have open at that moment and sends it
I'd trade most features just for a Black person button.
This looks like dogshit but you already know that some appleBlack person will defend this if it was real
Is it trying to say there's something wrong with there being a headphone jack?
I think it'd be like what the steam controller already is
>NeoGeo clicky analog stick on the left side w/ real arcade switch interior
>Hall effect Xbox-style analog stick on the right side
>A d-pad that was actually GOOD
>Analog pressure-sensitive face buttons
>Analog mechanical L2 / R2 triggers w/ pressure-sensitivity
>Arcade-button style L1 / R1
>Gryoscope/6axis control
>Controller shell made entirely out of carbon fiber
>Carbon fiber has a matte sandblasted finish
>NO PS4-style lightbar
>Option to have controller operate at up to 4khz / 8khz wired and wireless
>Rechargeable