Imagine worshiping a man who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn), started some of gaming's most successful franchises and then abandoned them, and squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants or buys out of a vainglorious desire to be the next Nintendo, whose instead whose only lasting legacy will be Hentai visual novels and indie garbage.
nooooo wheres the heckin censorshiperinoooo save me tim sweeneyyyy nooooo
Didn't read.
>I'm a porn addicted white supremacist and I love anime!!
Valve's main demographic
This guy played more video games in the past two weeks than you did all year
You spend all your time here baiting
How many of those games were just Kagura RPG maker shit? ""games"" are typically more than Hentai defeat scenes with slime rape... anon...
He says that whilst posting a gay guy.
post white hand
2 werent nearly enough. its spread like fricking cancer to the point communism is a favorable alternative
t.brownie
You fool, nukes made them like this. More would make them worse.
would picrel agree with this sentiment if he could see it for himself?
I don't know what you expected going to an imageboard styled off of a Japanese website originally created for discussion anime
Digital Distribution has done untold damage to the gaming industry and to humanity more generally.
you mean the internet. digital distribution is a byproduct of internet. internet is the great satan
we need to destroy the internet to save humanity.
I unironically agree with this. The world never needed to be as connected as it currently is. Too many fricking ass backwards people that shouldn't have a voice.
Society is collapsing because we have abandoned God. The internet and all its ruin is just a symptom of our godless disease.
sorry i can't hear your post i'm playing my furry porn rhythm game
Porn is good for you. Only Gaben understands that and thats why I give him my money
Porn is fine, but it's drowning in low quality porn.
>Imagine worshiping a man who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store
Based Gaben
>REEEE YOU HAVE TO BE A SEXLESS AMERICAN LIKE I AM
I don't think so, Tim
still better than
Sweeney
Sony
Phil Spencer
Nintendo
Physical games serve no purpose anymore since you have to download patches and updates for games
They do because you own the game. You can display the artwork or sell it and recoup half the cost. Digital is zoomer everything netflix tier.
>display the artwork
holy manchild. I keep my physical games in a locked chest under my floor. not because I value them, but because I don't want anyone to know I'm such a gay homosexual that I play vidya.
>sell the game
1. why would you buy a game you don't like
2. why would I need a few dollars (never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game) Who would I sell it to? goystop? frick that, I'd rather shove the disc up my anus.
>and squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants or buys out of a vainglorious desire to be the next Nintendo
Sold less than a Game Gear
The game gear took 6 years to hit 10 milly
Also stop forcing the Ganker no Milly meme
People haven't worshiped Gaben for about a decade now. That was a time when PC gamers glamorized him as being "in it to help PC gamers" for some dumb reason.
A similar fanatical adoration exists currently in the Square Enix community in fans worshipping Yoshi-P at the moment, but it used to be FAR worse surrounding Gabe.
Gabe was Pleb God of reddit 2009 to 2014
It was bad here on Ganker too. Ganker used to send thank you letters to Gabe specifically.
kringe
seething roastoid back to tumblr vile hambeast
certified epicjeet thread
The switch store has a game called furry hentai
>there were 6 years between HL1 and HL2.
>Alyx came out in 2020
OP you are a homosexual. This fake outrage that Valve is no longer a games company is false.
Alyx requires a crappy game console no one has to play, and what about Team Fortress, Portal, Left 4 Dead? Counter Strike was always garbage.
don't type gabe newell rule34 on google
Nobody worships him.
I can think of no fewer than three distinct images of Gaben using Catholic iconography of Jesus.
Is this anti Steam/Deck seethe just a (you) farming operation or is he legitimately mind-broken?
The cult has arrived
dang thats how i play games now. my mouse icon is huge.
go with an oculist, dumbo
It's one schizophrenic. Ask him about digital ID.
I'm going to try pic related
But enough about Tim Sweeney.
Epic screwed over the Unreal Tournament fanbase by cancelling the Unreal Tournament 4 without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Sorry OP but this board is full of V*lvedrones who literally worship a man who makes literally no games and gimmick hardware
>game console
You don't even make sense.
You are just posting random words as bait
Take your (You) and frick off
Okay, VR headsets are more like crappy gimmicky controllers than game consoles. Still dont own one and never will, though I had a reasonable amount of fun playing around with them for a bit. At the end of the day, it's a gimmick, and a very costly, limited and uncomfortable one.
>I'm too poor to buy VR
Far from it. I have to help our art department with their Quests all the time at my university tech job. I'm sorry but I'm just not interested.
hey kid, I'm sure you didn't even finish high school lol.
Pic related is my office
>I spent $1000 on a gimmick with no games
It's actually mindblowing people still do the "GABEN KING VALVE SALES YASSS SLAY" shit in 2023, he stopped being a good guy in like 2011.
Seething about Steam wont unbreak your economy
>I'm owed games, because, uh, I just am
The only case you could make this argument over is Episode 3, if you had paid for it in advance, but nobody has
The most astonishing thing about Gabe is how he managed to indoctrinate his consumers to the point where they will voluntarily advertise his platform constantly. It has become palatable to the point where most of the browsers on this board don't even perceive the blatant shilling as advertising. All companies wish to be able to do what he has achieved with this kind of brainwashing.
Go to bed Tim. You're drunk again.
People were shitting on Valve on Gabe since the inception of Steam, but you might be too young to remember that.
Post your steam cringe
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_LT
i would see this guy around too. in fact i think i posted him in a cringe thread as well
>WAAAAH WHY DO HUMAN BEINGS MAKE MEDIA WITH SEX
Puritans deserve no rights.
Yea I take steam over epic games that soon will be overflooded with AI garbage any day.
Paid for by who?
friendly reminder
yes do not feed white "people".
>who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store
You only see those if you specifically enable it. Got something on your mind, Tim?
yup
worship is the right word, and the right reaction
even you worship at his feet by extension of this shitty bait post
gabe is based and so is anyone else willing to take on Microsoft
soooo based amirite Gankerros?
god forbid someone make money
frick off you communist troon
Yes good goy, make sure to keep buying those CS knife NFTs while you are at it
It's pretty crazy how your average Valve drone is just as delusional as the Nintendo cultist from back in the Wii U era.
nice try rajesh
still not using EGS
>ranjesh got so assblasted over his shill sale thread getting shitted up beyond belief he resorted to threads like this one
I used to be a supporter of Steam but not anymore.
Why? Because they dont embrace the AI future like EGS does. Frick Gaben. I hate luddites so much.
>AI future
good morning sirs
>good morning sirs
Go back to your bubble anon. Everyone embraces AI. Heard of the AI act of EU? The thing all the loser artists clinged to? That's no more, even those cucks embrace AI.
>I used to be a supporter of Steam but not anymore.
Yes you are. I call bullshit.
Na man, whenever i can buy something on EGS i will do it there. Ludittes need to be punished.
Thanks to vidya santa clause, there's a solid place for indie devs to compete with the growing inadequacy of AAA companies.
Indie games are somehow worse than modern day AAA games, Anon.
He also donates to Joe Biden. But at least Valve didn't signal left wing political bullshit during BLM or the repeal of Roe v Wade which makes it leagues above any other western dev
>didn't signal left wing political bullshit during BLM
kek
dyrbt?
>who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn)
PC gaming was the coomer platform long before Steam came around.
I know. By the mid 2010s, Steam's main userbase was already asocial porn-addicted weab incels, so it was a natural move.
You know you can filter all that shit right?
>You know you can just filter the shit out of your water, right?
Why is it there in the first place?
You share a website with a pony board.
How do you justify it?
DEAFENING silence
He responded with a pony, it was deleted
>the anti-steam troony is a ponyfricker too.
I'm not sexually into ponies, I just like them because they're cute and they're one of the very few things in this world full of darkness that make me happy.
I have some bad news for you, anon...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?&v=YPjFavgKO5I
>Gabe Newell is a brony
Oh no no no the multibillionaire we've been defending on the internet is a pony homosexual how will we ever recover bros?
Everybody got real quiet after this post dropped
Ganker cant handle the ponypill
i dont understand which conclusion im supposed to draw from this. althought i dont even know if its real or ai
Watch ponies anon
https://derpy.tv/
You want to be like based Gaben don't you?
Because there's a market for it I guess.
Shit is good, we would die without it, but it doesn't belong in our drinking water.
You can literally click a button and never see porn games again. What's the problem?
I do, and porn still shows up. Guess I'm a right wing snowflake because I dont like erotic furry VN's showing up in my recommended. Doesn't matter anyway, I uninstalled Steam years ago and haven't missed it.
Yes the disrespecting part here is that I need to install patches.
If Washington KEK.C. disallows mutts looking at e-girls an shotas I GIVE ZERO SHIT since I live in ACTUAL free land where such things are ALLOWED.
>Imagine worshiping a man who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store
He did it when no one else could or would.
>pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn)
We have that here too. Explain why you're ok with using Ganker?
I didn't say I was.
So you use steam too?
>pornography-filled smut store
this supposed to be a bad thing?
if anything, he's a fricking moron for not green lighting e-girl without going through hoops
no way. they actually let child pornography on steam? I knew Gabe was degenerate, but I didn't think he had sunk that low.
cartoon drawings aren't children, perhaps you will realize it some day, norman
Does steam allow drawn child pornography (you pedophiles call it "e-girl" which literally means "pedophile")
>which literally means
It's a reference to a famous book but I know you can't read so it's understandable you don't know that
OH NO NO NO
Steam has become a dump due to all the low-quality VNs and RPG Maker slops. Just a few are a fine if they're good, but the place is pretty much flooded with those disasters.
I don't really know how to feel because I make games and hope to upload them to Steam, but if being "indie" means being associated with the mutts who create gay furry VNs then I don't want to be "indie."
I used to want to be a game developer. I even moved to Seattle to try and get a job a game studio (best I could do was game tester at microsoft). When I saw who the game industry was now dominated by (leftists, sexual deviants, homosexuals, trannies, anti-theists) and realized I would always be persecuted for being a right-wing Christian, I lost interest.
>i moved to seattle
why would you move to homosexual land if you're not a homosexual.
simple answer, you are a homosexual.
either way, how is this anything new? this has been the case since you-know-who paid for it to be the case.
When I was growing up in the 90s and 2000s game developers were based. Then they all became homosexuals in the 2010s.
>game developers were based
is that why romero made daikatana? because if that's the case i'd agree.
>Imagine worshiping a man who turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn), started some of gaming's most successful franchises and then abandoned them, and squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants or buys out of a vainglorious desire to be the next Nintendo, whose instead whose only lasting legacy will be Hentai visual novels and indie garbage.
Sounds pretty based
Imagine being mad that he isn't actively and constantly remaking and "remastering" his IPs for money.
I'm so sad I can't buy "Left 4 Dead 2: Remastered Part 2", it's tragic that you can just play the game you already own
How about Left 4 Dead 3? Or Half-Life 3?
Who wants that
I do.
Gabe is a gatekeeper keeping the rest of the gaming industry from going full subscription plan. Once he dies whoever ends up taking over will make steam a subscription plan and the rest of the industry will follow suit over night.
>do you wanna buy fallout: new vegas
>do you wanna buy fallout: new vegas
>do you wanna buy fallout: new vegas?
>do you wanna toddler anal gape simulator
i am sure countless rts players would love to play both of those games.
Yes, yes, yes and yes!!
>porn is bad
Why?
i wouldnt pay for porn
but to cry that a digital store has porn for sale is so laughable when you have to OPT-IN to see them
Gabe is truly based. He scams 60 IQ troglodytes out of their money with Dota and CSGO boxes and i get a better service and features without paying a cent for it. All because a bunch of third worlders and dumbass gambling addicts have no self-control.
>gamers want to gape tots, and we give them tot gaping games
steam works
make something better
or die mad forever
>game consoles no one wants or buys
I've played more on the Deck than my Switch by a huge margin. Only thing that made me pick my Switch up for the first time in over a year is Fashion Dreamer.
Post your height and weight
6'1, 154lb
too tall, those frog legs waving around like tv antennae with flippers strapped to the ends of them, hard pass
>too tall, those frog legs waving around like tv antennae with flippers strapped to the ends of them, hard pass
You think your hot shit but I backtraced your IP and found this image of you. You dun goofed, the consequences will never be the same!
>Have an open enough platform that people can put any game they want onto it, letting the consumer decide if they want to support it or not
>Doesn't milk franchises into the ground (Except for TF2)
>Makes tech just because they can
>Supports the Linux eco-system
Sounds based to me.
the Linux eco-system
How the frick is that good?
Explain to me what's so bad about it, because I see it nothing but a win just for the simple fact that games now have an escape route if microsoft decides to be more centralized.
Explain to me what's good about it
Well, giving consumers an option outside of Microsoft for their PC's is already a good start.
Big names putting their weight behind Linux might finally solve Linux's problem of no software -> no users -> no software vicious cycle.
Just from osmosis people might become more interested in free collaborative open software.
The benefits are endless I feel. Giving customers choice and the possibility of breaking the paradigm of "What's on your computer is only licensed" is nothing but net positives in my eyes. Valve supporting it is good, even if they run a proprietary service because it could snowball.
>But what about Valve exercising control over the development of certain Linux things, defeating the point of it
There is enough FOSS purists to push back against it if worse comes to worse. Point being that any incentive for people to break away and try out anything other than windows is a good thing.
If you want a free open source OS, use Android. At least that plays games without running a Windows emulator.
>NOOOO if you want to play games you have to use my black box NSA spyware OS! You'll make a Microsoft account and you'll like it chud!
Gabe is fighting for the valve of the USD by forcing countries with devalued currency to purchase USD at the point of sale so they can buy games, which increases demand for and the value of the USD. A true fricking patriot, no matter anyone's snowflake politics
>turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store
>started some of gaming's most successful franchises and then abandoned them
Ok I’m still pretty mad about that
>squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants or buys out of a vainglorious desire to be the next Nintendo
The Steam Deck seems to be a decent success and it’s not like there can only be one handheld system of the market. Overall steamgays are insufferable but you’re just moronic
>squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants
What would you do with all the money anon?
His VR device is a good alternative to spyware gaybook.
If Nintendo goes bad he offers another good alternative to it.
>Microsoft and Facebook are spyware!
>Yes, please take my phone number and crexit card information based Gaben!
>Yes, please take my phone number
Steam doesn't require a phone number
>and crexit card information based Gaben!
Buy a giftcard
steam has been asking for my phone number for years.
I don't know why that is tbh. They never asked for mine.
And do you really think the NSA can't see your steam chats? Valve is a US company they have to comply with US law and every government request.
Quote where I said any of that.
The homosexual who thinks Facebook is spyware and Steam isn't. You have no privacy, not even in the freest country on earth. we are all under the eye of PRISM.
The only thing I said was that steam doesn't require credit cards or your phone number. This is a fact and that other anon was wrong. Seethe if that upsets.
Valve could never be the next Nintendo as long as they refuse to actually make games (scam skinner boxes like CS2 don't count).
>Imagine
stop right there, Lennon
*shoots you twice*
You mean a fun filled video game store!
and still better than any of the competition
Does that mean people should just lay down and take the micro-dick? Who the frick cares what Normalgays adopt?
>all that seethe
and what are you going to do about it?
oh thanks I needed to rebuild my horse folder
enjoy your vacation
>pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn)
Heh, is this your first time being on PC?
Seethe all you want, sex sells.
>ponies are still treated like child pornography
Clownworld
You mean turning his platform into a based free market store unlike the communist fascist garbage other game stores, staring gamings most successful franchises and letting them die with dignity instead of milking their zombified bodies way past their prime, and taking risks creating new pieces of hardware instead of just sitting on his cash doing nothing new? Sorry but gaben is still based
Gabe is a pimp who makes money by selling pornography. He is a degenerate soulless cretin not worthy of admiration by anyone except idiots.
He's not a troony.
His fans are.
>It's just me, Gabe Newell.
>turned his game platform into a pornography-filled smut store (including gay and furry porn)
>started some of gaming's most successful franchises
>squanders his fortune making game consoles no one wants or buys
BASED...
Yeah, gay furry porn is so BASED and REDPILLED! I love gaping toddlers
i'd rather be the toddler furry onahole
wanna erp
Who's is this handsome Jesus-Buddha? He sounds very based.
>Who's is this handsome Jesus-Buddha? He sounds very based.
>squanders his fortune
Gabe's net worth is 4.3b.
Getting to that point while still *personally* owning the controlling share of his company and with no IPO is nothing short of ridiculous.
Having some garbage in a store is nothing compared to the endless red tape that was required to get on steam before, but now that you mention it, where's all the outrage for every single store on the planet that sells dogshit shovelware? Gamestop used to stock PS2 games from a dutch dev that could destroy your console, is it only a problem when it's porn? The easiest thing on steam to filter out?
steamcels are more cringe than bronies
gabe is 6 feet tall and fat has frick, if he punched you he would send your spine to uncharted realms, look down when you utter his holy name you son of a b***h
Imagine being forced to launch the video game equivalent of Facebook Marketplace every single time you want to boot up a game. Embarassing.
What's better, destroying and hiding what you don't like or allowing the creation of stuff you like?
Look, Ranjesh, I'm still not using epic store, no matter how hard you shill it.
When you put it that way, he almost sounds based beyond belief.
Gaben is a homosexual who left Half Life on a CLIFFHANGER and NEVER FINISHED IT DESPITE BEING A FRICKING BILLIONAIRE
FRICK YOU GAYBEN YOU wienerSUCKING homosexual
I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT HL3 ANYMORE YOU FRICKING RUINED IT YOU SHITHEAD
>pornography-filled smut store
you lie. you're a deceiver.
gaben is a leftard worshipper waging a crusade against dicky.
see duel princess's removal for one of their most recent victims.
Pedophile
projector