In Hitman 3, 47 battles a shadowy organization that controls the world from behind the scenes.

In Hitman 3, 47 battles a shadowy organization that controls the world from behind the scenes.
Its member families control the banks, media, shipping, and other markets. Their surnames?
> Stuyvesant
> Ingram
> Carlisle
Why was IOI afraid to put down more realistic surnames?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ was a mistake and op has never gotten pussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just meant the biggest banks are owned by China, Irish and American, what did you think I meant?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        white people are socially acceptable targets
        they can be the butt of any joke and can be killed in media products with no backlash

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no bigger joke than the indian bollywood target. Also the only two main black targets are in the same mission and are intensely boring and thankfully not common, we don't need more blacks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We set up /misc/ as a containment board for shit like this.

      keep crying, tumblr rejects

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not allowed to name the leprechauns running the show

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're going to Japan for this next mission, 47. Your target... Erich Soders.
    >Welcome to Morocco, 47. Your target for this mission... Claus Hugo Strandberg.
    >Your next target in Bangkok is... Ken Morgan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who is Yuki Yamazaki

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >japan also has Yuki Yamazaki
      >morocco also has Reza Zaydan
      >bangkok's luxury hotel being owned by notRichard Branson and used by his son is perfectly in keeping with expectation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You kill a Morrocan General in Morroco.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon.
    The only one that counts is Contracts.
    47 appreciates being alive. He does what he's good at.

    No story but missions. Targets are bad. But so is everyone.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's realistic in that they change their surnames.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first person you need to kill in the trilogy is israeli

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person the entire trilogy is about the illuminati and all those characters are referenced way back at the beginning, you would know this if you played it.
    Not like the story matters though, I really don't like the whole vigilante shithead vibe they got going, 47 works much better as morally ambiguous.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We set up /misc/ as a containment board for shit like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we
      You've never done anything in your life. You are just a spectator.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you get so upset when you’re exposed? It’s not like everyone doesn’t know what you’re up to

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to set up Palestine israelite

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair, you do get to kill two Mossad agents.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diarrhea Mongolis is a Mossad agent? What dialogue did I miss?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's in her bio before you start the mission.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT? I never even knew they HAD bios you could read. Now I gotta go back. Do they have that for elusive targets & side missions too?
          Is that the only time her Mossad connections are mentioned?
          Yet another excuse to play more SHITMAN.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do they have that for elusive targets & side missions too?
            Yes
            >Is that the only time her Mossad connections are mentioned?
            Sort of, if you meet her at the auction as Tobias Rieper she'll go off and make a phonecall to Ezra Berg to try and ID you because she thinks it's not a real name.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >head of massive spy ring, information broker
              >but doesn't notice when you disguise as the guys she personally knows

              They kinda did her dirty, how the mission is setup just makes her a stupid jobber. Her being holed up in the top floor means you'll just miss most of her dialogue since you'll just want to kill her and get the frick out, unlike Viktor who has a lot more screentime.
              Every pair of targets has the same problem in WoA 1 now that I think about it, one is clearly the star while the other feels like an afterthought. It's much better balanced later.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's pretty clear on most levels that one of the targets is an afterthought that got hastily stuck in to give you some variation. Ken Morgan and Francesca De Santis are probably the worst for this.

                Never really got that impression with Dalia, though - she might be stuck out of the way, but the story of Dalia and Viktor really relies on them as a pairing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bald Elige anon here. Aside from not knowing bios existed (WOW I MISSED A LOT OF LORE) I think this is why.
                It's actually really easy to miss Diarrhea Mongolis' dialogue in the mission unless you play it specifically to listen.
                I found starting in the IAGO action allows you to follow and hear what she has to say much easier.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you just click on their faces in the pre mission briefing bit. I'm pretty sure even elusive targets get pretty lengthy bios.

            I think the Mossad stuff might actually be mentioned elsewhere too. If I remember right, one of the models who works for her mentions that she came up with the idea to use models as spies while she was in Mossad. Might be wrong though.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If I remember right, one of the models who works for her mentions that she came up with the idea to use models as spies while she was in Mossad
              Might be both, but it's also mission intel you get from overhearing Helmut phonecall

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the usual "international council of evil rich people". It's how conspiracy fiction usually does it. Coding them ethnically would be in bad taste.

        It's in her bio before you start the mission.

        She's also pretty clearly based on Ghislaine Maxwell.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shitman 2016 was released before the Epstein incident anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The dealings of the Maxwell family were well known in conspiracy circles well before any of that happened. Robert Maxwell's crimes were well known in the 70s/80s, but it's more of a British thing so it's not too surprising other countries aren't as aware. IOI have lifted a ton of stuff from airport-lit level spy stuff and real world conspiracy. A number of plots and ideas in WoA trilogy are pretty much lifted straight from episodes of Spooks.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            People knew that Epstein and Maxwell were running a human trafficking ring since the early 00's.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's the daughter of a mossad general and worked as an agent performing honeypot traps on people for mossad during her supermodel career. That's where she got the idea for her Sanguine/Iago, and married Novikov to get the cash to start it up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you miss that it's like half the story there. She was trained as a sexy spy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Happens all the time IRL too..

          https://search.brave.com/search?q=eric%20swalwell%20chinese%20spy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayy that Miss Margolis

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the face of this guy once he realises half the targets in Blood Money are white supremacists.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half

      I can think of maybe 1 to 3 tops depending on how you interpret character motivations

      Or are you counting the whole riverboat gang in your consideration?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only one that counts is the saffer in A House of Cards. The gator gang are probably racist since they're hillbillies from mississippi but unlikely to be "white supremacist". It never really comes up in their case.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because naming the israelites would cut their funding and destroy there lives too.

    Better to just rip off their fans with DLC confusion and run.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a whole thing about Blood Money back in the day where there are references to Epstein throughout the game. I don't remember much of it but I do remember thinking it was strangely plausible when I read through all the bullshit. This reminds me of that, maybe the devs are trying to expose stuff, or simply, more revelation of the method.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epstein was in operation for over 30 years and for 30 years everyone called it a conspiracy theory. But there were millions of people who investigated and knew exactly what was happening. As a company they also simply researched into this topic for the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epstein was in operation for over 30 years and for 30 years everyone called it a conspiracy theory. But there were millions of people who investigated and knew exactly what was happening. As a company they also simply researched into this topic for the game.

      post the references

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man the story in H3 is a big downgrade from the previous two games. The levels are great thought especially the old mansion is awesome. But I mean The Constant couldn't catch them for the entire fricking game and then he magically can all of a sudden? That shit made no sense.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is so fricking shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down rabbi.

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