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>this shit was so bad it gave my computer cancer
>mfw this could be our actual future in the biocomputer age
Pretty cool
dangerously moronic, but absolutely impressive. humans are #1
>one frame per 8 hours
Still better than most Shitch games LMAO
Damn the switch really mind broke this board
your gonna have to wait for 8 and a half hours for any switch user to respond, so hope the thread lasts
>you're
your right. well, anyways, back to the question
now I know you're vegan if you're proud of having a melted brain
thank god. im vegetarian. like hitler.
cope
if the game doom and all the modding experience I've had with it gave me cancer I'd be fine with it.
>he can't already play games in his head
Imagine being an imaginationlet - oh wait, lol
I would willingly inject myself with microchips if it meant I could play multiple games with full attention at the same time, or being able to play games in my sleep as if I were fully conscious.
Imagination can't simulate game mechanics.
>I'm willing to install a microchip because I don't have imagination and don't want to learn lucid dreaming
I beat Mario Bros in my head once
Did you die at all or was it a perfect run?
Reminder if you used warps or savestates you didn't beat the game
Why would you want a modern videogame in your body
I'd keep splatter house 2 in my body
they;re already inside you
no, thats just biological waste. you see, our bodies are supposed to get rid of it but it can hold a little bit until its convenient to expel the waste.
i would ingest fallout new vegas and shit it out on a pl;ate to Ganker eat
DamnI read this as Gankereet and iltgat sounded ooll
Holy stroke
i exclusively play hentai games and have plenty of room in my ass
Hands free orgasm, baby!
>suicidal
>inject [shitty modern game] into your body
>die
>ThE HuMaN BoDy CaN'T RuN MoRe ThAn 3 FPD AnYwAyS
Lol, COLONSOLE gayS.
Works on my system.
I just wanted to let you know that made me laugh. That's a good fricking joke anon.
>reddit text
die
>he thinks that's a Reddit meme
it's not because you saw it on Reddit that it came from there. please go back
>I eat broccoli and my vitamins It's like having a game shark for your colon
Broccoli is so useless and damaging to the body.
This idea that broccoli is good for you only came from the fact that vegetables are very low in calories and we are fighting an obesity pandemic.
If you're normal weight and you still eat broccoli, you're absolutely moronic.
what sort of israeli bull shit am i reading?
falseflagging israelite
>Tastes good
The "taste" of broccoli is literally toxins. Literally. It's like saying "I like the taste of beer", yeah, because you have conditioned yourself.
Feed it cooked, without drizzling a bunch of fatty sauce ontop, to any child, and they will gag because they aren't brainwashed to like stuff their bodies warn them against.
cruciferous vegetables, which include broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, etc have a unique trait. it's that they capture excess estrogen in the bloodstream and help the body contain it an eliminate it.
you type like a gay b***h. hmm I wonder why
Reddit spacing, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>using paragraphs is reddit
can anon be gayer?
yeah he could be using a tripcode for no reason OH WAIT
Big if true
It's true.
CRUCIFEROUS VEGETABLES
First up, let’s take a look at cruciferous vegetables. These are a family of vegetables that have a lot in common with each other, both in appearance and in the nutrients found in them. Some examples of cruciferous veggies are
Arugula
Bok Choy
Broccoli
Brussel Sprouts
Cabbage
Cauliflower
Collard Greens
Kale
Mustard greens
Radish
Turnip
Watercress
These vegetables are widely known for their health benefits, but one of their lesser known properties is their ability to fight xenoestrogens in a variety of ways. They are rich in glucobrassicin and glucoraphanin, which the body processes into a number of xenoestrogen fighting substances.
INDOLE-3-CARBINOL
Indole-3-carbinol comes from glucobrassicin when the body breaks it down. Cruciferous vegetables contain high levels of that glucobrassicin, which means they’re good sources of indole-3-carbinol. That’s great, but what does indole-3-carbinol do? Perhaps most significant is its ability to increase the body’s ability to fight estrogen sensitive cancers, like breast cancer. The i3c (indole-3-carbinol) can slow or stop the growth of the cancer, and help kill it[ref]Auborn KJ, et al “Indole-3-carbinol is a negative regulator of estrogen.” Journal of Nutrition 2003 Jul;133[/ref]. This effect is increased with help from genistein, an isoflavonoid found in the phytoestrogen onions. In addition, it seems to also directly increase the body’s resistance to forming new tumors.[ref]Dashwood, Rod H.; Arbogast, D.N.; Fong, A.T.; Pereira, C.; Hendricks, J.D.; Bailey, G.S. (1989). "Quantitative inter-relationships between aflatoxin B1 carcinogen dose, indole-3-carbinol anti-carcinogen dose, target organ DNA adduction and final tumor response". Carcinogenesis. 10 (1): 175–81.[/ref]
Just as the body makes i3c out of glucobrassicin, the body can also make 3,3'-Diindolylmethane from the indole-3-carbinol.
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This is very handy because the 3,3'-Diindolylmethane, also known as DIM for short, has anti-xenoestrogen properties of its own.
3,3'-DIINDOLYLMETHANE
3,3'-Diindolylmethane, or DIM, is the “active ingredient” in most of i3c’s ability to fight xenoestrogens. But on top of all that, DIM can function as an antiestrogen, effectively reducing the effect of estrogen on the body[ref]Rajoria, Shilpi, et al “3,3′-Diindolylmethane Modulates Estrogen Metabolism in Patients with Thyroid Proliferative Disease: A Pilot Study” Thyroid 2011 Mar; 21(3): 299–304. [/ref]. How exactly it does this is currently unknown, but one possibility is that DIM interferes with signal transduction pathways. In effect, this means it helps the body break down estrogen faster, reducing its impact. DIM supplements have also been studied for their potential to fight breast cancer, and it looks promising. 30 days of DIM supplementation reduced known markers for breast cancer risk[ref]Dalessandri KM, Firestone GL, Fitch MD, Bradlow HL, Bjeldanes LF. “Pilot study: effect of 3,3'-diindolylmethane supplements on urinary hormone metabolites in postmenopausal women with a history of early-stage breast cancer.” Nutrition and Cancer 2004;50(2):161-7.[/ref], which effectively means it made the subjects less likely to get breast cancer.
SULPHORAPHANE
Cruciferous vegetables also contain glucoraphanin. It’s found in all cruciferous vegetables, but particularly in broccoli sprouts and cauliflower. Just like the glucobrassicin, which is made into indole-3-carbinol and then into DIM, this glucoraphanin is processed into sulphoraphane. For the body to turn glucoraphanin into sulphoraphane, it needs and enzyme called myrosinase. In fresh broccoli you can get plenty of this from chewing or cutting it, but when it’s cooked on a high temperature
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[ref]Matusheski NV, Juvik JA, Jeffery EH. “Heating decreases epithiospecifier protein activity and increases sulforaphane formation in broccoli.” Phytochemistry 2004 May;65(9):1273-81.[/ref], or frozen[ref]Dosz EB, Jeffery EH. “Modifying the processing and handling of frozen broccoli for increased sulforaphane formation.” Journal of Food Science 2013 Sep;78(9):H1459-63.[/ref], almost all of the myrosinase is lost. And with it, the potential sulphoraphane from the broccoli, or other cruciferous vegetable. Fortunately, there’s a few answers to this. The simplest is to just eat fresh broccoli without cooking it too much, or just steaming it lightly. The goal is to not get it too hot, which will break down the myrosinase. You could even grow your own at home and even indoors with a kit like this (SPROUT STARTER KIT ADD LINK https://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Sprouting-Starter-Organic-Seed/dp/B000NY9QLC). If you buy frozen broccoli, consider mixing it with a bit of ground up radish. This was found to restore the presence of myrosinase, and in turn restoring the potential sulphoraphane[ref]Dosz EB, Jeffery EH. “Modifying the processing and handling of frozen broccoli for increased sulforaphane formation.” Journal of Food Science 2013 Sep;78(9):H1459-63.[/ref]. If that sounds like too much trouble, you might consider just taking a sulphoraphane supplement. ADD PRODUCT LINK HERE
The role of sulphoraphane in fighting xenoestrogens is very similar to DIM – it aids estrogen metabolism[ref]Yang L, et al “Reduced formation of depurinating estrogen-DNA adducts by sulforaphane or KEAP1 disruption in human mammary epithelial MCF-10A cells.” Carcinogenesis 2013 Nov;34(11):2587-92[/ref]. In doing so, it helps protect against the damages of excess estrogen in the body.
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DEAL WITH IT
based
>inb4 samegay
yes
So boiling my broccoli makes it useless?
not useless, but yeah, it reduces its effectiveness vs eating it raw
>literally built to only allow testosterone and annihilate estrogen
Guess that explains why he's pretty much Dragon Ball Yujiro.
When I was a little kid I thought broccoli was a snack and I used to beg my parents to give me cold broccoli.
Plenty of children like steamed or even raw broccoli. Like I did. Even my dog happily eats raw broccoli. Sorry your taste buds were ruined by sugar.
People taste things differently, which is why some people dislike broccoli or brussel sprouts
Dogs will gladly eat literal shit.
Whoa, you really hate broccoli.
I was always fine with broccoli. It was basically my favorite vegetable and I never understood the common trope that kids didn't like it. Brussel Sprouts were a different story though.
I remember my grandpa would always tell me that cauliflower puts hair on your chest. I thought it was just some old person urban myth, but that would kinda make sense if this is true.
>outed as a literal troony trying to trannify other anons
lmao
enjoy your estrogen and hangyu'self
Men naturally produce estrogen because it's essential to basic reproductive function.
A man is never going to have problems with their estrogen, unless they have a birth defect or are on a shitty diet.
One such diet is the plant-based diet, which is filled with phytoestrogens, which bind to our own estrogen, leading to excess or deficiency.
I am not surprised that you have no idea how the human body works and think that estrogen is only found in women.
shhh nobody tell him about the estrogen in meat and dairy
reasonable post.
homosexuals are always whining about estrogen, phytoestrogen, xenoestrogen.
Their favorite argument is that "onions doesn't increase estrogen!!" which is true. It doesn't. instead, it provides shit that mimic estrogen and the body responds accordingly.
Is s o y still filtered or are you actually talking about onions?
I fricking love onions.
it was filtered and I know it
I tried to type s --- 0 --- y ---- but the filter caught t anyway
Anon...
Cruciferous vegetables help with testosterone. But a veggies only diet is bad, obviously. Less cancer, but more osteoporosis.
>Cruciferous vegetables help with testosterone.
And elephant tusk pills make you last longer in bed.
Phytochemicals = junk science.
>junk science
So what's not junk science
uh oh, stinky fwood= bad fwood
Yes, your body evolved to know what's good and what's bad for you.
No one needs science to prove that eating green leaves from a tree is bad for you, because they taste bitter and are indigestible.
I'm staring to think that your life is very limited and your comfort zone is a really small one.
I've got to the point of playing full matches of smash while I'm in bed, not very remarkable I guess.
What are your games anons?
>The "taste" of broccoli is literally toxins
No it's not. Cook your fricking food.
And I mean actually cook it. Doesn't just simmer the outside like those wok tards.
The reason you cook your plants to make them taste better is because heat breaks down some of those toxic chemicals you're tasting.
Dunno what to tell you. But if a toxin is broken down, then it's no longer a toxin.
Frick. Potatoes and beans are toxic to humans too and should be properly cooked for that reason too. Would you advocate that people shouldn't eat that stuff either?
Are you one of those meat-only freaks?
I love meat but come on.
He didn't say that. All that he's saying is that these plants are naturally toxic towards humans.
so is raw meat but he's not throwing a b***hfit about that
put your garbage in the microwave and be quiet
Raw meat from ruminants is not toxic to humans, unless it's contaminated (the animal is sick).
This is categorically different from eating broccoli, which is toxic by design.
>All that he's saying is that these plants are naturally toxic towards humans.
No. He said
>The "taste" of broccoli is literally toxins. Literally.
That's a different anon, anon.
Are you moronic?
It breaks down some of the toxins but not all.
>Potatoes and beans are toxic to humans too and should be properly cooked for that reason too. Would you advocate that people shouldn't eat that stuff either?
Yes. Beans have lectins which are bad for your heart and potatoes are full of oxalates which damage your kidneys, nervous system, eyes, etc.
What do you think kidney stones are? They're an excess build up of oxalates.
It would be nice if Ganker was this active or dynamic. I just checked the place; it's all fast food threads and snacks, still.I haven't been there for around two years.
Just figure out what to do with all those bad isolates, and your body'll be fine. Your liver is supposed to be your filter anyway, right?
>and potatoes are full of oxalates which damage your kidneys, nervous system, eyes, etc.
>What do you think kidney stones are? They're an excess build up of oxalates.
unless your liver is fricked up, the oxalates in potatoes will never be a problem
>unless your liver is fricked up, the oxalates in potatoes will never be a problem
>unless your liver is fricked up
man the Irish just can't stop losing huh
>turn the ingestion of poison into a national pastime
>unlocks the secrets to immortality
>paired with copious amounts of whiskey starting from a young age
The Irish are on borrowed time tbh.
10/10 got em
Surely you have a few studies to back up your claims, right?
>because you have conditioned yourself
my cat loves broccoli
>this anon actually fell for the "le broccoli bad!" -reddit meme
>u-ur a reddit meme!
Black person.
then what SHOULD we eat all knowing-kun
I was 22 the first time I ate broccoli, it is absolutely cash with pasta. idk why the frick all those american cartoons back in the day shit on it tbh
I have never seen an American cartoon shit on broccoli. I've seen kids being picky eaters but that doesn't solely fall to broccoli.
Glad we agree. Another kid being a picky eater.
>la la la la la shut up none of those count because I said so
old CN shows like dexters lab and KND used to have random bits where the kids b***h about broccoli, idk if modern shows still do it though
>dexters lab and KND
Like I said. Kids being picky eaters. We agree.
The trend of making produce hardier and more appealing on the shelf also made most of it taste like shit. They only fixed it relatively recently.
The Powerpuff Girls and Kids Next Door both had dedicated "Broccoli is gross" episodes.
>The Powerpuff Girls and Kids Next Door
Yes kids being picky eaters. That's what I said. Doug also had a liver an onions episode. All those shows point to younger people being picky. It doesn't mean the show itself is shitting on the food.
Just eat radishes instead. They taste better and they're better for you.
It was always weird to me that the takeaway from those broccoli episodes was that they were good smothered in cheese. As a kid I always thought cheese on broccoli was disgusting. It was best raw.
If I ever met ypu when you were a kid I'd shove you in a trash can
>The "taste" of broccoli is literally toxins. Literally. It's like saying "I like the taste of beer", yeah, because you have conditioned yourself.
Yuengling tastes like a good crusty bread. It doesn't feel right for it to be a thin liquid like that. I don't hate it.
some moronic Gankergay whos leaked from his board
Tastes good and has a nice texture.
Half the reasons anyone eats anything.
>Tastes good and has a nice texture
Man I wish vegetables didn't taste like the smell of cut grass to me.
>oh vey dont eat broccoli and dont ask why, and keep getting fat goyim
>and keep getting fat goyim
That's literally what I said, you disadvantaged monkey.
>cruciferous vegetables, which include broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, etc have a unique trait.
Humans were never meant to eat cruciferous vegetables. They are LITERALLY toxic to us humans.
No human in nature goes up to a leaf and tries to eat it. They will spit it out because it's bitter poison.
We bred these plants to a point where they became edible "enough".
>it's that they capture excess estrogen in the bloodstream and help the body contain it an eliminate it.
All, and I mean litearlly ALL of the science pertaining to shit like phytochemicals are junk science.
Raw broccoli is absolute poison. We cook broccoli to cook the poisons out.
Feed broccoli to a toddler or an infant, see how they react. You were already brainwashed, probably by other vegetables or because you wanted to make your parents proud.
>Humans were never meant to eat cruciferous vegetables. They are LITERALLY toxic to us humans.
then why are radishes so good if they're toxic huh
Because you are eating highly GMO'd radishes that were bred for human taste buds.
humans have been eating radishes since Greek and Roman times if not earlier
And people have drank alcohol forever as well which is even more analogous to poison
yeah crazy it's almost like humans can derive nutrition from a wide range of stuff and agriculture is what took us from being ungabunga cavemen to making fun of a grown man not wanting to eat his vegetables on a Vanuatuan crocheting image board
>agriculture is what took us from being ungabunga cavemen to making fun of a grown man not wanting to eat his vegetables on a Vanuatuan crocheting image board
Human brain size actually shrank post agriculture
fascinating, and yet we still stopped being ungabunga caveman and learned how to turn fossilized plankton goop into fire and launch ourselves into space
and we would have done that 10000 years earlier if we weren't shoving toxic plant slop into ourselves
humans had already shifted to agricultural societies 10000 years ago
But what is the correlation? Is that an implication I see?
Historical fetishization. Where the dudes with no computer, no local markets, a dozen horses and some carrages, a collection of scattered social circles, some tents or bricklaying skills, and a drive to build, is assumed to have screwed around so hard, that it dropped off of the historical record.
...or, I'm assming that's it in part. That's honestly, a really good question.
>No human in nature goes up to a leaf and tries to eat it.
Someone must have at some point. Otherwise we wouldn't be commonly eating them now.
>Dude humans naturally hate broccoli. That's proof it's poison.
>But if you didn't hate it, it's just because you conditioned yourself
lmao. Okay why didn't I simply condition myself to like other vegetables, like cauliflower, brussel sprouts, and asparagus? I was fed them just as often as broccoli.
>Someone must have at some point.
Yes, this is known as a starvation diet. People will only ever eat vegetables when they are starving.
That's why our body can "adapt" to trash foods.
Which people still bred from less edible radishes, dumbass.
how do you know? Were you there?
Eat a wild vegetable and find out, moron.
I've eaten wild mustard while hiking, pretty tasty tbh
No. You are eating "wild" mustard, meaning the hyper-domesticated version.
That wolf is never going to go up to a green plant and think to itself "yummy! this is food designed for wolves!".
Humans are not much different from wolves. We're both "omnivores" and "scavengers" in a loose sense, but we'll always go for animal products, when available.
lived societies on Earth eat primarily plant-based diets
No. The "Blue Zones" are debunked junk science propped up by vegan influencers and scam artists.
Okinawans were recorded during a time of mass-starvation, so it makes that they "live longer", because caloric restriction is proven to be the best way of ensuring longevity.
The normal, pre-WW2 diet is heavily based on fish and pork.
On the other hand, look at first world countries where meat consumption is extremely high, they will live the longest.
Hong Kong is literally number one in longevity, and among the first for highest meat consumption per capita.
But let's just ignore that fact and go back to talking about junk science.
The true key to longevity is and will always be caloric restriction. That's it. It's so simple, because humans age through metabolism.
And metabolism is calories. You don't need a biology degree to understand this.
why would there be domesticated mustard in the middle of the mountains?
What does that have to do with anything?
Plants can grow anywhere, but the plant you're eating is nothing like the plant from 10,000 years ago.
Mustard plants were starting to get domesticated 6,000 years ago, so it's no surprise that you won't find the first "versions" on a mt. Whoknowswhere.
>plants found in the wild are identical to their domesticated versions because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wild mustard isn't even cultivated by humans, you dumb piece of shit. It's a different species from the plants used to make the condiment
You just keep making shit up because it sounds right in your head. Have yet to provide any sources. End your life, fatman
The original claim,
>You aren't eating mustard plants from central asia before it was domesticated.
The contended claim,
>b-but i found wild mustard on this random mountain which is totally not a domesticated strain!!
kys
>t. Fat
My only claim is youre fat
A bunch of moronic made up shit
There are hundreds of thousands of vegans living perfectly fine because they all supplement themselves anyway.
Djokovic, while not anti meat, eats much more vegetables than he does animal based foods and he's basically the fittest human on earth for his age
>There are hundreds of thousands of vegans living perfectly fine
vegetables dont have as any other food
animals who eat only vegetables and fruit have to eat for the entire day to get the daily caloric intake they need to survive
dont have as many calories*
the oy veying is when doctors tell you to eat whole grains and avoid fat. every human should be eating 90% fatty red meats, fish and eggs and no grains or carbs whatsoever outside of what little amount is in eggs. you should also be going 18-20 hours between meals and regularly take entire days off and occasionally go a week of fasting while taking electrolyte salts. everything i just said is the secret to human nutrition and longevity but nobody will believe me.
The calories, you absolute madman! How will you handle the cholesterol! But plants break down easier!!!
>longest lived societies on Earth eat primarily plant-based diets
Are you trying to say India?
I'm here. I believe you.
and how much broccoli is 100 calories?
A mere 5 cups of Broccoli florets
>fat bad!
absolutely mind israeliteed.
fat does not make you fat. carbs do. they spike insulin which puts you into fat storage mode. fat does not spike insulin and can be used as an alternative fuel to glucose. dietary fat/cholesterol does not clog your arteries. did you know that? the cholesterol plaques found in arteries are the body's method of patching up tears in the arterial walls caused by inflammation, which is caused by carbs/sugar/vegetable oils.
>carbs bad!
absolutely mind israeliteed.
>carbs good
absolutely mind israeliteed.
Carbs are fine in moderation only moronic estrogen filled homosexuals give a shit about that
Eat a balanced diet. As Pascal said, midwits will try to go against common knowledge while truly wise men will agree with it.
lol
"you must eat all the broccoli"
I prefer Broccolini
>the israelites want us to eat healthy
uh... thanks i guess, israelites?
noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANT THE BROCCOLI
steak has about 25g of protein in 100g.
Only effeminate, gay trannies would honestly prefer to eat a fricking plant over a delicious juicy steak
>Not cover a delicious steak with tasty plants
You are the gayot here, sausagegobbler
>ruining the taste of masculine meat with homosexual plants
kys veganic Black person
>Meat
>Veganic
this is fake and gay, if you live off brocolli you'll die from malnutrition and organ failure, however if you eat steak you can live off the fat, iron and protein
moron
NO ONE ONLY EATS ONE OF THESE TWO ALIMENTS
EAT BROCCOLI FOR FIVE DAYS
STEAK FOR TWO DAYS
THERE YOU GO
>EAT BROCCOLI FOR FIVE DAYS
>STEAK FOR TWO DAYS
Ah, yes. Eat the healthy food for 2 days and eat the unhealthy food for 5 days.
Go frick yourself, israelite.
have a nice day disingenuous homosexual, Broccoli is healthy but lacking, like every fricking food in existence
You need to balance your diet
But I'll unironically behead you before you fix your lifestyle fricking parasite piece of shit
>Broccoli is healthy
No. No it fricking isn't.
Broccoli is "healthy" because you are an obese piece of shit with no self-control.
The reason people say "vegetables are healthy" is because most vegetables have very little calories for the amount that you can physically stuff yourself with.
That's it. People think vegetables are healthy because they literally make you starve.
Fricking israelite.
It is. It has nutriments, as shown earlier in this thread by the anti estrogen anon.
You're a moronic fricking butthole who unironically believe a balanced diet is bad, you should die for advocating a fricking moronic lifestyle where broccoli is always bad and you should only eat one fricking kind of food for all your life
Die moronic Black person
> It has nutriments
not realy, you cant even type nutrients lmfao
"broccoli is healthy" IS LITERALLY AMERICAN BELIEF
Not it isn't homosexual. Document yourself moronic frick Ganker isn't all there is to life
Fricking fat frick muritard
Blow yourself up DIE FRICKING DIE moron
Okay fatso eurolard.
Obsessed muritard
>Muh broccoli are bad and the israelites are trying to teach us otherwise
Schizo homosexual, vegetables such as broccoli are still seen as healthy in Japan where they're literally more expensive than meat
explains why they are so short and generally physically under developed
Mongols only ate meats and were short as well
This doesn't mean shit, different population kept the same physically distinctive traits across millennia and across various diet changes as well. They have practically no influence over it, it goes way too far back
You've been had, I had a local gpt-3 chatbot respond to you for the last hour, had fun?
Fricking moronic American believe everyone is obsessed about their weight
No sane human does homosexual, where I live no one give a shit about their weight
Get a life piece of shit, this godforsaken place is the only place on earth where you can find morons like you saying that vegetables are always bad for you
But I'm sure it's because EVERYONE but Ganker is riddled with israelites right
Why not both
100 calories of Broccoli is like 400 grams
100 calories of steak is like two bites
>is like 400 grams
wtf is that in human units
frick you Black person. broccs are great
>broccs
its like crocs, for your stomach. Straight down to how no-one knows why the people that feverently despise them, despise them so feverently.
Every Brassica after Kale is great. They're the Devil May Cry of Vegetables.
>Broccoli is so useless and damaging to the body.
Source?
oh! my! science!!!!
how long would it take to beat E1M1?
9600 hours at the best speedrun time
i have never played Doom and i'm 31 years old
>Sir, you have fireblue in your gut and that isn't good.
Here is the video if anyone is interested.
wouldnt exactly call "changing from black/white when light is shined onto the cell" running doom
it's just a display
nice
What are they going to do with this, make cia agents literally glow?
That's a man
When can they put my consciousness in an immortal machine and project my young self in a room playing video games for eternity
I love kale, broccoli, cauliflower, sprouts and spinach. My Dutch grandparents eat that shit all the time and just put it in a pan with potatoes, some salt and some fine cut bacon and it's great.
Kale is the absolute worst vegetable on Earth.
You are suffering from severe childhood conditioning if you think a dark, green plant that naturally tastes extremely bitter to humans is human food.
It depends on how you eat it. If you ever ate cooked broccoli or raw broccoli, you would have condition yourself.
But if you ate broccoli with heavy sauces or fats (like pan-fried), then it becomes easier to get used to it.
>Comparing 2 different foods by calories, rather than weight
>Implying steak has no vitamins
>Implying "phytochemicals", which literally just means "plant chemicals" is a plus for anything
Joel Furhman is a celebrity doctor who advocates for plant-based diets.
His methods, as clearly demonstrated by himself, are extremely manipulative.
Not to mention that fat is good for you. Your brain is mostly made out of fat, which explains why most vegans are suffering from brain damage after years of avoiding animal foods.
>most vegans are suffering from brain damage
schizoposting
moron.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9738978/#:~:text=A%20vegan%20diet%20can%20easily,and%20A%CE%B2%20and%20tau%20pathology.
Medium-rare tastes the best, but if you want all the vitamins from steaks, you should aim for rare.
based science fricking proof. using this on every vegan now. Also the parents who forced their kid to be vegan and killed him is also a good story.
those fellas have to be disabled
i just want you to know that i cook my steak until its brown all the way through and beer tastes like piss
eat the processed grains goy
>broccoligay going full schizo
We've lived long enough to see doom running on e-coli & a schizo antibroccoli homosexual ree out on a vidya board.
>posted seconds before cruciferouschizo goes hot wild
lmao
>(1/3)
Broccoli boy going in hardcore. He mad.
>Full shcizo meltdown cause someone didn't like broccoli as a child
Someone post that webm of that landwhale having a meltdown because she has to eat one (1) sprout.
that clip is funny and pathetic
What if our universe is running on God's gut bacteria?
>What if our universe is running on God's gut bacteria?
>"I could be the poo poo. Set me freeeeeeeee"
>Getting existentially flushed to another dimension
>simulated
you didn't beat the game
source for silhouette of marge?
search "tachibana kyouka doggystyle gif" or something like that
games being literal excrement is the logical next step for the industry
Schizo killed the thread. But that's a cool article OP.
this schizo just shared some valuable information with you. that text is from my website that no longer exists because the US government contacted me and threatened me to take it down. Of course I can't fight them legally, I don't have the money.
But I'm not asking you to just trust my word for my claims. As you can clearly see, I cited every source that supported my claims. If you think what I said is bullshit, take it up with them.
>simulated
Aog cool another fake headline
It's called being a "supertaster"
People's tongues have a varying number of taste receptors on them, with some people having an extremely high number of densely backed buds.
For these people, bitter tastes are exceptionally bitter, to the point of inducing a gag reflex. They're physically built to despise sour or bitter tastes.
hey guys what's going on in thre-
>NOOOO DON'T EAT YOUR VEGETABLES ONE homosexual IS SUPER VEGETABLE ORIENTED AND YOU NEED TO STOP EATING VEGETABLES NOWWW AAIIIIIEEEEE Black personMAN SAVE MEEE
That's crazy bro.
(1x "That's crazy bro." has been removed from your inventory)
do you guys think the 12 year old who wrote this shit thought it was funny?
I found it funny. You stopped being funny when you turned 14, anon.
This is the type of shit you'll see on /misc/, some schizo/bot getting triggered by certain keywords and he comes running over to start dumping his pre-made copypasta to ruin an otherwise good thread.
cry about it. Am I wrong?
>entering a thread about gut bacteria and broccoli to whine about /misc/
>entering a thread about gut bacteria to whine about broccoli
as if that's better
This type of thing has been happening on all the popular boards for over a decade. Finding the specific trigger words is always the fun part.
You used to be able to trigger a bot that dumped interracial porn in order to get threads nuked if you pointed out that a character from Hitman 2016 was very similar to Ghislaine Maxwell, but the bot's scripts were adjusted because whoever was running it realised they'd fricked up.
Ruin? Anon this is the best thread on the board right now. Seldom do you see this level of autism exposed in several anons to this degree.
Thanks to this thread I now know the absolute havoc that a conversation about vegetables can wreak between autists and I love it.
>the absolute havoc that a conversation about vegetables can wreak between them and I love it.
FTFY
what exactly did you fix? The grammar was correct.
The conversation about vegetables between vegetables
I physically reeled in my chair when he made the joke. I wish I could upvote it. XD
>his pre-made copypasta
oof, the self-owns write themselves
imagine being so low iq you can't write paragraphs of texts in the span of minutes
anon, that post was 2 hours and 30 minutes ago
that person isn't here anymore
I didn't read your slop.
so if we could get enough visual input to last 8 hours, we could just run shit off of our own power supply. "one frame of doom" is probably equal to a book or a few books i would assume? infinite e-reader?
>his stomach cant run crysis
underrated
I've had broccoli for the first time some time ago. It was pretty nice despite all american media portraying it as gross
American broccoli is gross, and uncooked. Their shit is bitter
well I'm not american so I don't care
>tfw close to a save point but diarrhea shits out my colon bacteria storage devices
>Fart too hard: autosave deleted
I do love the occasional thread where two autists go absolutely nuclear on eachother about some non topic while the rest of the thread goods and watches. It's like the online version of a bum fight.
the best part is when you start the argument, but two morons pick up on it, so you just leave and watch from the distance
read, b***h. fricking read. all sources cited. what's your fricking complaint?
you don't like it? how about this, my balls have entered your mouth.
World star/10
So, you can just stop eating meat? Meaning, you can also just stop eating plants?
But does it just work? I don't think that'd work on my system.
>mmm yummy toxic plant defense chemicals
did humans evolve eating gay plants or did we kill animals and eat their flesh?
The current best guess is that plants evolved phytoestrogens in order to reduce fertility among the animals that were eating them.
Alright, but what about fruit? A tree can only benefit from the creatures eating its apples being fertile or even hyperfertile.
both
not according to isotope studies
humans were hypercarnivorous for most of our evolution until the die out of megafauna during the ice age
you eat plants when you're starving and meat the other 99.9% of the time
and how are you planning to fill your carbohydrates with just meat?
gluconeogenesis
Honey is a type of meat.
those isotope studies showing high meat consumption are from literal neanderthals
eat liver. eat broccoli.
both of those are yummy
Can't we just be OMNIVORES?
>liver
I hate liver
liver is okay its kidney i cant stand
broccoli is okay but asparagus is where its at
i had pesto pasta today by the way
eat me!
both of those actually
If you eat it does it make you fart At Doom's Gate?
I would stab you if you tried this "broccoli is bad for you," flat earth tier shit to my face.
Frick you Black person. All my homies love broccoli
All your homies kiss eachother under the blanket
Very reasonable, calm-minded response.
Get your t-levels check, hyper-aggression is a sign of excess estrogen.
this is your mind on broccoli deficiency. it's not because your mom beat you that estrogen means aggression you dumb fricking ape. Maybe you should take different HRT pills if they make you aggressive anon. because estrogen usually turns you into a gay
Why do people want to copy the diets of ancient people who lived half as long or less than half as long as people on modern diets?
because our bodies process the shit best that they're used to processing
it's not complicated
wheat, beans, rice, these are recent inventions. peasant food. they eat that garbage while the hunters hunt. meat, vegetables, fruits sometimes. this is human food.
the Roman Empire was built on bread
The romans fed slaves grains to fatten them for slaughter in the arena.
You eat literal goy slop.
the Romans fed their legionaries bread as they conquered Europe
And the onions in the bread made them lust for eachother's buttholes.
>"onions are le gay xD"
Enjoy your Inflamation lad o7
Civilization was built on liquid bread, aka beer, since Sumeria
Doesn't mean it isn't SLAVE SUSTENANCE thoughever
yes. that's true. ask yourself though, why?
because bread and similar things are the basis of civilization. why? because you can feed a lot of people with that garbage, it will keep them alive and productive, and you can use their force elsewhere.
point is, bread and such have value. they are the best thing for feeding the masses. that doesn't mean they're healthy to eat, though. better than nothing
This Black person just attacked bread. This dumb mother fricking Black person just went out and said that bread (the thing that has been feeding WHITE EUROPEANS for TEN THOUSAND YEARS (10 000)
Go hunt your zug zug beasts, African animal
no evidence humans lived shorter lives
data is confounded with variables like infant mortality
if you made it past a certain age, you had a great chance of living a long life
reports of native americans living well into their 100s on a diet of buffalo, fish and berries
If you made it past like 12 and didn't die in a war you'd probably live pretty long
As long as it isn't some meme diet that's literally killing them like that lady who only ate durians who cares, I doubt its doing any harm.
Damn, imagine how many Doom executables India could run...
This broccoli schizo is sv3rige
Behold, the paragon of health!
Defeater of vegetables!
Destroyer of hairlines!
>vegan brother mogs him to oblivion
Sv3rige was vegan.
All he eats is meat
100% carnivore diet
Do a modicum of research before making spastic and moronic statements
He crusades against brocolli
hmmmm
>Do a modicum of research before making spastic and moronic statements
Sv3rige was literally vegan for YEARS before he transitioned to carnivore after a hospitalization.
His vegan videos were still on his old channel, before the channel got deleted.
And also, Sv3rige is not on a carnivore diet. He eats plenty of fruits and always disagree'd with the carnivore's attitude towards certain carbs.
Maybe you should do "a modicum of research", before you accuse others after spreading blatant misinformation?
he advocates raw meat, raw organs (testicles lol) and drinking blood
dude is unhinged
Is your brain rotting or something?
lmao what the FRICK is going on in the bottom window. frick broccoli btw
Can't wait for Colonsole port of Gorbino's quest
>mfw can't look up or down in DOOM II
Was I dreaming or something I vaguely remember being able to do both on PC?
>have chad brother
>inadequacy
>go polar opposite to try beat him
this is a greek tragedy in action
Wow... So this is the power of the cell... Forgive me, Bonybros...
There's a rip and tear joke in there somewhere but I appear to be too dumb to formulate it.
reminder meat-only paleomorons are complete hypocrites if they're not solely eating wild-caught game
can you imagine if the spore game was played in bacteria
Remember, no broccoli.
Rememver, I will pay $12 ro fresh broce-girl to deliver my houset
>plants are good for you goy
>here, try our plant based burger processed with seed oils and bugs
>meats give you cancer
>plants are toxic
tf is a homie supposed to eat
AGUA
give you cancer
untrue, carcinogens are very often overblown
the most potentially dangerous part of meat are the burnt bits
Aquatic meats like shellfish are absolutely cancerous though. People look at this shit and say "mmmm, I'm going to bite into that and eat it!"
>salty crab hands typed this post
Eating shellfish causes full body carcinization, it's horrible, avoid at all costs.
I avoid those things whenever I can. Horrible creatures.
full of microplastics and mercury
If I had to 'live off the land', I'd probably go straight to crayfish as my #1 meat source.
More like salty israeli claws. They're so jealous they can't eat bacon or lobster.
i see what you did there
themselves, or dirt
the toxins in the plants kill the cancer in the meat, that's the secret the israelites want to keep from you
these nuts mf. avoid peanuts if you can though.
Qrd? Do peanuts make your balls drop off in the middle of the night?
those nuts have a strong allergic reaction, if you have the allergy. If you never had them eat a few, wait and watch for a reaction, then go mad if you don't bloat.
Or contact a doctor like a pansy, before you have fun with trying exotic nuts.
not being rude or offensive here, just still enjoying that euphoric opportunity to say "these nuts". That was good.
I will never eat nuts. I am just too straight
Why'd you turn the nuts sexual? It's nuts.
Carci-what? Ok...I think I like that I know that. Odd for a sea creature to cause such a malady though.
You fry or bake it? Maybe you let it sit too long. Personally, it should just be fried with eggs and onion, in a sandwhich.
A man ate one whole crab once and this is him now. Avoid at all costs.
zee bugz
Quite simple really you take the Mongolpill.
i highly suggest anons go to their local hippy grocery store and buy low-temp-pasteurized-non-homogenized milk (or raw milk) and goat kefir. and raw cheese.
real dairy is pure kino
Enjoy your worms.
homogenized milk turns into shrapnel in your blood stream and literally lord nathenial rothschild is the one who pushed for milk pasteruization mandates
Raw milk is a moronic gimmick. Unless the cow's 100% verifiably clean. That milk is going to have E.coli and shit in it and if it's been stored for more than an hour regardless of refrigeration it's basically saturated. The only case in which I'd suggest it's a neat thing to try as a novelty for historical verisimilitude is if you're right there as they take it and you only have a small taste.
ah yes milk, famously dangerous and filthy which is why humans started drinking it
Would you lick a cow's udder? The primary way dairy was consumed up until Pasteurization was understood was as cheese or yogurt or an equivalent. Even the Mongols you're making the comparison to fermented their milk products. It was never just the milk as it came out of the udder and the misconception that it was is literally killing people or fricking up their lives permanently.
t. owner of weak bones
So what? Just digest the microbes you pussy
>That milk is going to have E.coli and shit
How much brainwashing do you need to suffer to think that E.coli is a parasite.
It's not, it's a bacterium, and you don't want it in your upper digestive tract because it'll do the same stuff as it does in your lower digestive tract but the upper tissues and immune system don't expect it.
>It's not, it's a bacterium
Oh my God, you are moronic.
Your gut is loaded with essential bacteria to help with digestion, INCLUDING STRAINS OF E.COLI.
Your immune system doesn't respond to them the same way it would towards more damaging bacteria.
Also, parasite can colloquially refer to nematodes or other worm-y things living in other organisms, but in actuality, parasite refers to any organism, including bacteria, that resides inside of a host and drains its resources or damages it in any way.
I know that. The fact that your immune system is lenient on E.coli is a big part of why having it in the wrong parts of your body is so bad.
>stunted their growth
Mongols were manlet morons who couldn't fight in terrain that wasn't open plains.
I already play with my body
>visual rendering only at 1 frame per 8hr
This is not "running" Doom in any conceivable way.
Fricking Loving Science and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Something tells me you haven't played doom on an arduino running an i386 emulator before
>can only run a shitty Doom port
no germs
>tfw chomping on bell peppers and various forms of dried pork while browsing this thread
Bell peppers are fruits, not that a brainwashed slave would know.
>cultivated through direct human interference from a plant that literally made itself unpleasant to eat as a defense mechanism against mammals
>also these plants are literally part of the NIGHTSHADE family
>this is fine because it's not a leaf
you are deranged
>thread is getting swamped by members of the BIDF
You love to see it/
yo dawg we heard you like ripping and tearing guts so we put rip and tear your guts in your guts
*you could be eating bugs instead of this broccoli
Ftfy
>Not playing video games in your body already
Ascend beyond simply rotating an apple in your mind.
>used to love eggplant as a kid
>now even just feeling the texture of eggplant in my mouth makes me want to hurl
Bros... what happened?
I had the same experience with liver. Could eat it fine but for some reason I eventually disliked it. Meanwhile, I hated pumpkin and peas but learned to love them later in life.
Natural eggplant tastes disgusting.
In Turkish cuisine, we always fry it in a lot of fat and cover it with salt.
That's usually how you make any culinary vegetable appetizing, you cover it in fat and salt.
Skip to 6:48, the eggplants are practically "deep-fried" in oil from side to side until they get literally soggy from fat.
So the general consensuses is:
>no potatoes
>no crab
>no peanuts
>no bell peppers
>no mustard
>no cabbage
>no bok choy
>no radishes
>no milk
>no red meat
>and ESPECIALLY no broccoli
all nuts n' seeds o yea buddaaaay
what a next level gamer. he only fuels with NO BROC-COLLI!!! NO SCOPE!
How horrible. I'd be walking up stairs sidewars.
I don't understand how someone could look at a plant and think "yea that's food"
Obviously the one exception is potatoes, friend of mankind
>he doesn't know
Someone is in for a rough ride
>be super hungry
>come across a plant
>eat it because it's better than starving, and if it kills you well you're about to die anyway
>hey this ain't bad
>keep eating it even when you're not starving
>learn how to plant it those little hard things that don't taste good and keep it alive
>build a shelter close to water so you don't have to walk super-far to get water for your plant bros and yourself
>plant a bunch so you'll always have some handy
and that's how civilization was born
I'll build my mud hut near the store that sells beef jerky instead
that's the neat part, you can use your plants to trick some aurochs into living near you so you don't even have to go out hunting anymore
>doom played on X
>Biological Augmentation gays are really okay with playing vidya in 0.0000(3)FPS
Remember to point and laugh at them whenever they say their shit is superior to "primitive" Machine Augmentation.
Okay you c**ts so what CAN I eat then?
Unironic slop
animal products: meat, fish, seafood, eggs, milk, cheese
sounds like the bacteria are just functioning as the display, not actually running the game
> ketards are still pushing their fad diet
Lets do it; Officialized, unofficial Ganker diet plan. Someone needs to make this into a damn restauraunt.
GROSSEST shit in all of mankind, the only way to make it good is to cook the fricker
>kind of gross raw
>become literal 10/10 one of the GOATs when cooked
love to see it
>plant a bunch of them before the campaign starts
>fried onion sandwiches for the next month
>grossest food in the world
>yet is in nearly every single food item imaginable
All the cartoons were wrong about liver,. No, it isn't actually good, frick you.
shark liver is delicious tho
anon, you have a liver
if you eat a liver, you are gaining the same nutrients that your liver needs
i take it you didnt open a cow liver up in biology class?
the thing REEKS of piss, i can't imagine why you'd eat it
I think you're thinking of a kidney. Those do stink and I don't know how British people eat them.
Don't want to read the whole thread, somebody got a quick rundown?
Read it anyway, it's funny shit. And eat some nuts as you go.
>And eat some nuts as you go.
Yeah, mine. 😉
The most moronic diet is the "raw vegan diet".
People like Doctor Greger hype that shit up for the phytochemicals (the defense mechanisms which "supposedly" have 582041924 positive effects on the human body) that your body doesn't even fricking need.
It's the equivalent of taking turmeric supplements to fight inflammation.
It's so nonsensically stupid and doctors are never recommending this bullshit because there isn't any science covering it.
And if a doctor doesn't recommend already mainstream foods that are "percieved" to be healthy, you are seriously fricke dup.
eat your greens
I just met a dude the other week who never ate seafood before. What the frick.
>who had never eaten seafood
Soon it won't be what can run Doom, but rather what cannot.
The peripheral market is flushed overnight. Why use a monitor, keyboard, mouse, or joystick, when DOOM is in your soul?
What was up with anchovies on pizza they brainwashed us to hate? I've never even seen it on a menu.
frick i mean kidney
Kids shows used broccoli because it was a unique and funny looking vegetable to get the point accross.
It's probably also because it tastes bad.
broccoli is probably least bad-tasting of all the memetically shit foods kids supposedly hate, if only because the most common method of cooking it didn't make it taste like shit, like Brussels sprouts
>broccoli is probably least bad-tasting of all
you're really selling me on trying veggies anon
you're an adult who can make their own choices (I assume).
I'm an adult but I'm being kept prisoner.
become aggressive
you smear it in shit and eat it out of the toilet or something? the frick are you doing to brussel sprouts
Brussels sprouts are only truly good if you roast them tbh, and most people boil them, which is where the meme of them being terrible comes from
Pan fried with eggs, peppers, and onions or even just by themselves is the best.
>she doesn't pantry them in extra virgin olive oil
Ngmi
>and most people boil them
what the frick kind of orc boils brussel sprouts
Americans
It's boomer idiocy they picked up from their parents and grandparents, who boiled everything as a result of living through the Great Depression. When you look through old cookbooks and they have recipes that seem disgusting like a bunch of random bullshit thrown together in gelatin it's a Depression-era relic.
>who boiled everything as a result of living through the Great Depression
did being poor make them stupid? oil is free calories
Back then people cooked with butter and lard. Sneed oils only became popular when we started subsidizing the hell out of agriculture after the Dust Bowl/Great Depression because we realized giving farmers gibs was a small price to pay for food security.
Anyways there were shortages of dairy and animal products on top of the poverty buttfricking everybody, hence boiling everything becoming a trend during the Depression and getting passed on to boomers. Boiled tumbleweeds were something people ate back then to give you an idea of how much they were struggling.
Me. Put it in pot, add potatoes, let it run for 20 minutes, mash the frick out of it, serve with baked bacon bits.
why did you blend that poor pokemon
no wonder your children hate you
The Dutch and parts of Belgium.
The meme of them being terrible is because they used to literally taste like shit and the only reason no one did anything about it was because the majority of adults smoked and thought their kids were just being difficult.
>hey guys what's going on in this thre-
>food analogy
American. Neverbchange.
>peter steinlechner
>american
We got a broccoli-head here.
Oi! Broccoli-head! Why you do it?
but it's too late for americans this is euro hours
Why do peas exist?
They taste like nothing. Their texture is nothing. They add nothing to a dish. They're pure padding.
they have a texture
a texture that I hate
>he doesn't like a side of mixed vege to round out a good meat stew
Ngmi
If I wanted mixed veggies, I'd rather have some carrot and corn and cauliflower and shredded cabbage.
>They taste like nothing
What kind of cattleslop peas you need to eat to think that?
When i was a kid i used to be #1 pea eater in the house. Raw (With pod), canned, fried - i kept eating it and somehow not becoming a gas bomb and i still consider them delicious.
They have a taste if you chew them instead of swallowing them individually like pills.
(I don't recommend it though)
>peas taste like nothing
Betting everything on an american who knows nothing but processed, frozen peas typed this
Peas are INCREDIBLY sweet and creamy
today I made pesto spaghettini, and I wish I had some broccoli to put in it, would have rounded out the taste profile quite well
so i can say the gamer word again by just thinking it
>Say word in chat
>Kidney stolen
What is the DOOM of vegetables?
probably carrots
Onions or Garlic.
Pineapple.
Lettuce. It's crunchy texture and mild taste served as an inspiration for many dishes, and it goes well on nearly any plate or dish as a side or ingredient.
letttuce is bigtime gay. eat cabbage like a man
>You eat the cabbage.
>Yuck!
>Lettuce
can't think of a more disgusting vegetable
you're eating water with pesticides
Lettuce just tastes like turf grass to me. It's mostly indigestible watery filler. The real Doom of vegetables is kale. It wasn't perfect, but it set in motion a wide variety of different interpretations. In this analogy Wolfenstein 3D is wild Brassica. It wasn't good at all by even the standards of just a little bit later but it had a quality to it that made it worth caring about.
For me it's bellpeppers and ground beef.
>my gut has more games than PS3, 4 and 5
Im sorry for you gut loss anon..
>move in with person who is a picky eater and only eats basically meat and carbs and literally nothing else
>my organs are straining from the weight I've gained since moving in
This moron is literally going to kill me.
>letting other people serve you shitty food
Thats on you.
I'm literally disabled with limited income and relying on their resources to survive. If I didn't eat the food they prepared, I wouldn't be able to eat at all. But like frick man, literally every other meal is deep fried.
>I'm literally disabled with limited income and relying on their resources to survive.
holy shit you sound like a fat b***h
stop blaming this beef and potatoes chad for your destiny
IM NOT EVEN 200LBS YOU FRICKING Black person SHUT THE FRICK UP, NO AMOUNT OF WORKING OUT, WHICH I DO, BECAUSE MY DISABILITY IS MENTAL AND NOT PHYSICAL WILL MAKE FRICKING EATING DEEP FRIED FOODS DAILY OKAY. have a nice day YOU GORRILA Black person. YOU LITERALLY CANNOT BE FAT IF YOU ARE UNDER 200LBS. I AM A FAT FETISHIST AND LITERALLY jerk off AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY TO BLOBS THE SIZE OF HOUSES IF NOT BIGGER. I AM GODANM FRICKING EXPERT ON WHAT IS FAT, SO SHUT YOUR FRICKING MOUTH.
>MY DISABILITY IS MENTAL
i assure you we were always on the same page here you sloppy chungus moron
Still not fat, gorilla moron.
okay okay i did the unit conversion and now i'm just laughing at the unspoken "by american standards" you're leaving out here, you human dirigible
Motherfricker, what do you not understand about "i am a fat fetishist" doesn't translate to your brain? It means that I am the end all be all expert and final boss on the topic of what qualifies as fat, because if it isn't at least mildly chubby, I wouldn't put my dick in it, and I jerk my dick WAY more on average than literally anyone else here. I am not kidding when I say if I cum less than 5 times a day, would a warning sign of something. So when I tell you something isn't fat, it isn't fat. Understand? If your belly isn't even folding yet, I will NOT bust a load? Does that translate to your brain? So when I tell you that I, someone who gets massively horny at any adipose from mild to the most planet to universal sized dobson tier extreme, you need to let it sink in that I do not on any level find myself to be fat. Now fricking take this final (you) and have a nice day with it.
sorry man since you've already admitted to being a literal medical moron i'm not seeing any value in reading whatever you just tardthumped out on your keyboard there
I have an IQ of 147, and I've been psychiatrically tested for it. I will not explain the nature of my disability to you. You can keep reaching but I am going to sleep pretty peacefully at night.
>I am going to sleep pretty peacefully at night.
not with that sleep apnea, fatty
>blown the frick out by a fat fetishist
>still keeps going
My dude, I will have the final word here. I absolutely have zero things better to do with my time. I have no honor to uphold nor character integrity to protect. I simply have the facts and know with absolute certainty what I am, and I will refute it like a autistic robot until you get bored and leave. So if you want to continue to compare autism beams we can.
what a special fricking snowflake you must be, huh? well, frick you. solve global warming already. or world hunger. or whatever other problem of the age we face. solve the housing crisis. solve fricking homelessness, you big brain dicksmoker. yes I'm mad.
Not that guy, but I've genuinely tested at a higher IQ than that (by a psychologist, not a psychiatrist, fricking lol) and I have solutions for all those problems already. You're welcome.
Yeah, I believe you when you say you're completely worthless. You really don't need to tell us this stuff, we get it.
How can you sleep peacefully at night knowing that at any moment your bed will break from all that force pushing down on it?
Okay buddy, since you're so fricking moronic that you can't seem to accept facts, I will now post my face on this board for the 11th time now since people seem to think everyone on the internet is a larper.
There is again, NOTHING you could do to insult me that would shake my security of my own self image. I am the final boss of autism AND FAT.
>I am the final boss of autism AND FAT
We know you're fat. That was the whole point in the first place.
>utterly blown the frick out with 10/10 chad face
>still keeps going
My dude, you've lost. I am more attractive than you.
What's chadtastic about having a tiny fetal alcohol syndrome bean face on top of such a huge whale body?
Post your face baby, we both know you'll never achieve my status.
>we both know you'll never achieve my status
You promise?
that's not you and we both know it
>can only cope in disbelief
LMAO OKAY, The denial is so fricking good. Thanks for making my day.
Nobody's insulting you, dude. We're just repeating stuff you've admitted yourself.
If people were trying to be mean we'd probably be making a big deal about how you're also a homosexual homosexual (you weren't subtle, bro) on top of being a fat moron.
Just because I have gained weight from a recent diet change still doesn't put me anywhere near the threshold of fat. I've admitted to nothing other than my recent choices reflecting poorly and it was taken to a mile of assumptions. Bottom line, I'm not fat, and I am a mega testorone chad who works out, despite being a total neet. I only frick fat b***hes and it is, and always will be, that simple.
There was a time when being 200 lbs. was cause to consider institutionalizing someone for being too fat.
I refuse to cure the obesity epidemic on the basis of my sexual needs.
why beat em when you can join em
I tried that in my early 20's when I was even more horny and failed because apparently I'm one of those freaks who just stops gaining weight past a certain point. Now that I'm older, I simply value life too much to throw my own away for a fetish. I am still satisfied enough through the ruination of others.
>and failed
"by american standards" again
You're a winner anon and deep down you know it, you sad obese self-deluding frick.
My belly never even folded when bending at my peak weight, how are you this delusional man? Get help.
Wait, didn't you start off telling us that you're getting fat and you're scared of your boyfriend making you even fatter? Why would you suddenly lie about your metabolism?
Is this the power of a mentally disabled million IQ self-described chad?
>boyfriend
What the frick are you smoking anon?
All I said is that the guy I've been living with is a picky eater and deep fries most of his food and then since he is the provider of most of my meals, I feel more unhealthy as a result. I've gained less than 10lbs total in the last year. People that work out are more neurotic over smaller numbers.
Furthermore how does high test fat fetishist translate to homosexuality? Isn't the very act of wanting a big booty b***h the definition of hyper straightness? You're taking all the female biomarkers for successful reproduction and make them more extreme.
...more neurotic than this?
If you aren't weaponizing your own character to the point of borderline invoking poe's law on the daily, you simply aren't living. I thrive for this stupid kind of shit.
Alternative theory: you have developed fat brain.
loosely contextualized here, but I've abstracted a form of conjecture on the topic of conciousness and how the entire body is likely important to its emergence, and not specifically isolated to the brain as the whole of the mind. Low level intelligence of the bodial existence being quantified as additional computational power through additional mass. This concept has made me cum before.
I think we could still find a sideshow that'd take this dude, honestly.
shoe on head, timestamp, and sharpie up pooper NOW.
I think my gut bacteria lost all their brain cells reading this
current favorite fat artist?
Really hard to pick a favorite, trinityfate62 draws some of the best butts on this planet though I think.
>trinityfate
man what decade did you fall out of
i thought i'd found a connoisseur but instead i got a dilettante
VERY disappointing.
well, have fun baiting those other guys, you've got them on the ropes
I'm gonna be honest with you chief, I jerk off way too often to pay too close attention to artists anymore, given the low quality of much of the leads me to end up preferring my own imagination to external images. My internal world is far more rich than any image, I suppose.
thanks anon you made my night
You were pretty fat to start with, to be fair
I'm not even 200lbs yet, so no.
Whatever that translates to, the fact that you're using burger units kinda confirms it
have a nice day, moron. 200lbs is the starting point for being fat. I'm a fat fetishist, so I'm an expert on this topic.
>going into videogames machine
>it's actually videogames going into you machine
For me it's raw carrot, the best snack.
>Playing Violated Heroine in my dick, for my dick
>Brussel Sprouts
You guys know that they got engineered to taste different in the last 15 years right?
If you're older than 25, you probably remember old brussel sprouts. They dont exist anymore.
I remember a different texture but that's because my mom can't cook.
I've had some recently and they're really good when seasoned right. But I really can't compare because the only ones I had as a kid were these nasty microwavable ones and I assume those probably still taste putrid.
so when can I get my fungus based bio luminescent leet hardcore gayman monitor?
Tomato soup or mushroom soup?
Choose.
Shroom
tomato every time
mushroom is a garnish not a base
mushroom but with actual mushrooms and made with cream and onions and whatever other quality ingredients go into a fine mushroom soup, not that condensed soup from a can bullshit.
I love mushroom soup but a properly made creamy tomato soup is godly. Literally unmatched.
cheese soup
plants are dumb
tomato with red lentils
i'm pretty basic
Cream of BROCCOLI
nobody is a picky eater when food is scarce
Coconutbros. Where you at?
Having this play in my head on repeat while reading this thread really enhances the experience.
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While we're at it, can we talk about how exercise is unhealthy?
I have been psychically tested at 162 IQ and 183 EQ.
Broccoli is delicious
Its funny, it's crazy, my balls are in your mouth and you're choking on them. You'll be dead before morning, suffocation.
I've been psychically tested at over 200 LB and I'm here to tell you that the only thing that counts as food is thinly-sliced beef jerky wrapped in a helix of artisanally peeled string cheese.
Rent free decree.
>simulated
So, nothing.
vegetable eaters be like
>MHMMMM YUMMY, GREEN LEAVES!
I fricking love science bros.
I watched chicken run yesterday bros and now I feel bad about eating chickens.
Yeah after that movie I couldn't eat clay for like a month
neat
I'm already playing videogames in my body by imagining my own setting, characters, and events.
>this fricking thread
who the frick needs videogames
I was not expecting this at all when I opened this thread.
broccoli originated in italy. it's a white people food. you can instantly spot a brown third worlder by the fact that they likely hate broccoli.
>one frame every 8 hours and 20 minutes
Seems on par for a console. Sonygays will claim no difference from 60fps when PS6 launches at $900.
>its another episode of /vit/ calling a skinny guy obese again
Lmao
What about spinach
I enjoy spinach, especially on the side of some good steak/chicken
too many arm chair nutritionists on the internet
came across a youtube channel that recommended you start your day with coffee that you melt a huge stick of butter into because something in the butter promotes weight loss, then goes on shizo rant about how you shouldn't eat green veg they are all poison