It's a combo of both, as most horses have their nerve endings within the first few inches of their veganal passage (so a normal human dick will stimulate it more completely than a male horse can) and human stamina means you can mind-break the poor filly purely by holding off spluffing for a while.
Sylveon is my favorite pokémon overall and someone who knows me IRL thought I was bullshitting. I look and act nothing like someone who would like cute things.
Sylveon is my favorite pokémon overall and someone who knows me IRL thought I was bullshitting. I look and act nothing like someone who would like cute things.
Same but Mawile. Cute things are cute and fun things are fun, what else matters?
I at least understand pokémon are fictional creatures and as such are portrayed exactly how the franchise wishes to portray them (which if you followed the IP displays them more as non-human sentients, than real world animals).
You on the other hand discard EVERY bit of world-building and scenario-setting to screech they're the same as fido or secretariat in our world. Lemme ask you a question, when was the last time you saw an animal - octopus or otherwise, I'll be generous, being able to attend to a complex task such as picrel?
And no, humans don't count as you disingenuous morons ignore humans are animals when it suits yis.
2 years ago
Anonymous
octopodes are pretty smart; you could probably train one to cook fried octopus if you wanted to
2 years ago
Anonymous
But you can't, they're animals with animalistic drives and desires, never mind anything clearly larger than themselves sends them into "hide/flee" mode, depending on how close it gets to its hiding spot. Jumping spiders are the same, they can identify and recognise humans from prey/background and calculate complex paths to hunt and avoid detection while doing so (even adapting to hunting other, larger spiders). But at the end of the day, it's just a bug with little intelligence to speak of, when compared to a human, despite having a larger-than-average for its size brain.
Pokémon have been depicted as not only being able to understand complex human speech, but having the emotional capacity to understand their trainers' feelings and intents (Ash's pokémon emerging from their balls when they realised he was trying to tank the cold and keep them all warm, to keep every one of them warm by all snuggling in on top of one another in that episode they were trapped in an ice cave-in) as well as being shown from the outset to have their own language, which the series approved talking pokémon has confirmed on many different occasions, in many different ways (latest I remember was telling the audience and TR he couldn't understand the UB's speech, due to them not being from his world). It's pitiful, you lost before you'd even grown up to get pissy over this and you still squeal over it.
Your dick (probably) isn't corkscrew-shaped, nor does it emit jelly cum that prevents leakage and creates a sensation of fullness, so you're kinda starting on the back foot
I am not going to shove needles into my dong just to appease a fictional impossible hybrid animal's c**t anon, frick how I envy bioc**ts being so easy to please themselves l…
no that's pig cum, also squirrels do that thing too - but at least they got hands to scoop it out themselves
2 years ago
Anonymous
are you saying that squirrel fisting is a thing that happens in Nature
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well not really AFAIK, the male squirrel sometimes just remove the previous rivals deployed mating plug manually instead of waiting hours for it to degrade on its own (and possibly impregnate the female), before doing the same thing himself >Cracked was once a cool website for really bored people before getting super-pozzed
it's only gay if he becomes your master and he dresses you up in cute outfits to parade around town on a leash before taking you home to cuddle and make out
Theoretically no, practically yes you do suck wiener.
At least horses have large wieners
I want to pet and protect her
>Her
Definetely not a wrong answer 2BH…
>At least horses have large wieners
Allegedly mares preffer the short human dicks
Human stamina
It's a combo of both, as most horses have their nerve endings within the first few inches of their veganal passage (so a normal human dick will stimulate it more completely than a male horse can) and human stamina means you can mind-break the poor filly purely by holding off spluffing for a while.
>At least horses have large wieners
you probably want to hold her hooves and brush her mane too, degenerate
Not him, but I do. Stupid, adorable little thing.
Do you wanna frick it, or be fricked by it Anon?
Imagine being insecure about your taste
Sylveon is my favorite Fairy-type, but you'd laugh your fricking head off if you saw what I looked like IRL. It's a total mismatch.
Sylveon is my favorite pokémon overall and someone who knows me IRL thought I was bullshitting. I look and act nothing like someone who would like cute things.
Same but Mawile. Cute things are cute and fun things are fun, what else matters?
Posting pony is against the rule
>mods are asleep, post ponytas
Cartoon horses are sexy.
No I didn't say any specific ones.
Based.
>and that's how the Chairman of the Galar Pokemon Fan Club discovered his favourite pokemon
No, but it's gay to be on Ganker
If you aren't an MLP ponegay lover then you're fine.
>says the zoophile pokegay freak
Bold of you to assume I'm either of those things.
Guess I found the pony-fricker.
Yes, you homosexuals want to frick literal animals.
both pokefrickers and ponyfrickers want to frick animals, shut the frick up.
some pokefrickers want to frick plants
yeah but watermelons can't scream
>he's still mad after I embarrassed him in that thread yesterday
maximum kek dude, keep crying. lopunny's sexy as frick, stay mad
take meds schizo, I am not even that moron you are talking about
>he thinks somebody on his side is a moron
Says a lot about your argument, doesn't it? KEK
way to have a nice day in the foot dumbass
schizo
I dont even have an attraction to Pokemon or animals. You're just the fricked up ones that need to touch grass or take meds.
I need to touch your prostitute mum, homosexual
human beings are animals
what are you, some kind of floor tile fetishist or something?
I at least understand pokémon are fictional creatures and as such are portrayed exactly how the franchise wishes to portray them (which if you followed the IP displays them more as non-human sentients, than real world animals).
You on the other hand discard EVERY bit of world-building and scenario-setting to screech they're the same as fido or secretariat in our world. Lemme ask you a question, when was the last time you saw an animal - octopus or otherwise, I'll be generous, being able to attend to a complex task such as picrel?
And no, humans don't count as you disingenuous morons ignore humans are animals when it suits yis.
octopodes are pretty smart; you could probably train one to cook fried octopus if you wanted to
But you can't, they're animals with animalistic drives and desires, never mind anything clearly larger than themselves sends them into "hide/flee" mode, depending on how close it gets to its hiding spot. Jumping spiders are the same, they can identify and recognise humans from prey/background and calculate complex paths to hunt and avoid detection while doing so (even adapting to hunting other, larger spiders). But at the end of the day, it's just a bug with little intelligence to speak of, when compared to a human, despite having a larger-than-average for its size brain.
Pokémon have been depicted as not only being able to understand complex human speech, but having the emotional capacity to understand their trainers' feelings and intents (Ash's pokémon emerging from their balls when they realised he was trying to tank the cold and keep them all warm, to keep every one of them warm by all snuggling in on top of one another in that episode they were trapped in an ice cave-in) as well as being shown from the outset to have their own language, which the series approved talking pokémon has confirmed on many different occasions, in many different ways (latest I remember was telling the audience and TR he couldn't understand the UB's speech, due to them not being from his world). It's pitiful, you lost before you'd even grown up to get pissy over this and you still squeal over it.
No, I think she's cute af. I own more g. ponyta merch than all other pkmn merch combined.
>rent free 12 years later
It'll never stop being funny
the thing that will never stop being funny is how bad g% is. Very hilarious, homosexual.
IWTCIGP
I only bother tolerating ponyshit for dat sweet gryphussy
lioness pussy is too shallow to be detectable on ultrasound, so I hope you like cervix penetration
I might have a dickling small enough to make her enjoy it
some women actually do enjoy pig wieners afterall
Your dick (probably) isn't corkscrew-shaped, nor does it emit jelly cum that prevents leakage and creates a sensation of fullness, so you're kinda starting on the back foot
I am not going to shove needles into my dong just to appease a fictional impossible hybrid animal's c**t anon, frick how I envy bioc**ts being so easy to please themselves l…
Are cats cum really that jelly to prevent that?
no that's pig cum, also squirrels do that thing too - but at least they got hands to scoop it out themselves
are you saying that squirrel fisting is a thing that happens in Nature
Well not really AFAIK, the male squirrel sometimes just remove the previous rivals deployed mating plug manually instead of waiting hours for it to degrade on its own (and possibly impregnate the female), before doing the same thing himself
>Cracked was once a cool website for really bored people before getting super-pozzed
God I miss old Cracked
it's only gay if he becomes your master and he dresses you up in cute outfits to parade around town on a leash before taking you home to cuddle and make out
so no worries
No, but it does have a disappointing evolution unlike its Kanto variant.
G-Rapidash should have wings, yes
>having a "my little pony" ripoff as a fave
LMAO
Fluffy abuse thread? Fluffy abuse thread
wtf is this? redpill me
lurk moar newbie
is there a single pokemon thread on this board right now that doesn't have magneto drooling over dick in it
all the dicky threads currently, I gave up on them lord RCS only knows when
Supercharged thread