HAHAHAHA HE DID IT HE SAID THE ROACH JOKE HAHAHA DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE HE POSTED IT HE POSTED THE ROACH JOKE HE REFERENCED THAT TIME ASMON HAD A BUG ON HIM THE COMEDIC GENIUS ON THIS GUY I CAN'T BELIEVE HE
REFERENCED
THE
THING
HE FRICKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND FRICKING DID IT SO FUNNY I LITTERALLY SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF AND BURNT A HOLE IN MY FLOOR WITH MY LIQUID LAVA LAUGH SHITS HAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS SO FRICKING HILARIOUS
you made a joke thay everyone and their mother has made since the beginning of time, you aren't funny, the joke isn't funny, it has never been funny, it will never be funny, litterally anyone could have a bug on them at any point in time, but no ot was on camera so ofcourse you have to pick at it because you are bloodshot eyes, veins pulsating, hyperventilatingly DESPERATE for SOMETHING, ANYTHING to rib Asmon about
I never understood this. How can anyone look at this decomposing gremlin and not instantly reject anything he says? You get can get the same value of information from a random homeless schizo ranting.
Hey you terminally online schizo Black person I just found out about the roach thing yesterday from another podcast and it made me look into this celebrity more and I think he's absolutely disgusting but I like his personality and I don't know why. You must be the type of person that goes in his stream and watches him live.
Anon... rich people don't have to get vaxxed. Boosting is only for the piglike population that sustain the rich. I mean, he is technically unemployed and makes more money than your entire family history, while living in an attic like a ghoulish raccoon.
remind3r that this goylem literally defended nexus removing yukari breasts mod because >WHAT IF YOU WERE A FATHER AND SOMEONE EDITED A PICTURE OF YOUR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO HAVE BIGGER BOOBIES???
Asmon always claims to be this perfectly logical detatched person but when it comes to 'underage' drawings, he goes full moron and starts doing dumb shit like comparing them to real underage girls.
he went from >wow streamer
low IQ audience mostly comprised of teenagers
to >drama prostitute
very low IQ audience mostly comprised of teenagers
to >full on clickbait ragebait reactgay saying whatever people want to hear
literal moron audience comprised almost exclusively of teenagers and children
Not understanding what the appeal is is akin to not understanding the appeal of eating human shit.
>drama prostitute
I agree with sentiment. Most streamers are just reacting/talking about being cancelled and this other bullshit when I just want to chill to see some gameplay (preferablely VODs and not ADHD edited clips with subtitles)
>when I just want to chill to see some gameplay
That’s why I only watch Forsen. Most of his community are basically EU shitposting morons from this board anyways.
There isn't one he just hit a critical mass of idiots are now you aren't cool if you don't watch assman.
Schools are a breeding ground for e-celeb addiction.
>zoomies
I hate asmonngold since he went full b***h mode during wow farming the mount.
What the frick, I tried to find it on the internet but I can't, I believe it was some MoP dungeon and he went full crybaby because some guy rolled mount and took it
>zoomers are such critical thinking lacking morons that all it takes to make them believe anything is to talk with false confidence even when you contradict yourself not even a sentence ago
You know what. You fat little homosexuals deserve to get drafted and die for Israel.
homie look like a terraformars roach
HAHAHAHA HE DID IT HE SAID THE ROACH JOKE HAHAHA DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE HE POSTED IT HE POSTED THE ROACH JOKE HE REFERENCED THAT TIME ASMON HAD A BUG ON HIM THE COMEDIC GENIUS ON THIS GUY I CAN'T BELIEVE HE
REFERENCED
THE
THING
HE FRICKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND FRICKING DID IT SO FUNNY I LITTERALLY SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF AND BURNT A HOLE IN MY FLOOR WITH MY LIQUID LAVA LAUGH SHITS HAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS SO FRICKING HILARIOUS
you genuinely liked it but you are too deep down the irony hole to admit it
you made a joke thay everyone and their mother has made since the beginning of time, you aren't funny, the joke isn't funny, it has never been funny, it will never be funny, litterally anyone could have a bug on them at any point in time, but no ot was on camera so ofcourse you have to pick at it because you are bloodshot eyes, veins pulsating, hyperventilatingly DESPERATE for SOMETHING, ANYTHING to rib Asmon about
What the frick am I reading
Clean your fricking room
His living conditions are a fricking mess. He is mentally ill. Yet morons eat up his culture war commentary for some reason.
I never understood this. How can anyone look at this decomposing gremlin and not instantly reject anything he says? You get can get the same value of information from a random homeless schizo ranting.
Twitch and Tiktok have rotted your brain. I hope you will recover but I know that you won't
Hey you terminally online schizo Black person I just found out about the roach thing yesterday from another podcast and it made me look into this celebrity more and I think he's absolutely disgusting but I like his personality and I don't know why. You must be the type of person that goes in his stream and watches him live.
It was a reference
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE VITCH!!!
Asmongold gets so fricking mad if you say his name in chat.
>say his name in chat.
dont even THINK about it, vitch! I OWN YOU!
YEEEAAAAAAAAOOOO IT IS WAT IT IS AINT DAT SUMTHIN
not bald enough
Tired of seeing Assmongoloid ugly face
Please tell me this guy is vaxxed and boosted
Anon... rich people don't have to get vaxxed. Boosting is only for the piglike population that sustain the rich. I mean, he is technically unemployed and makes more money than your entire family history, while living in an attic like a ghoulish raccoon.
GET FRICKING PERMABANNED YOU FRICKING ASSMONGOLOID ECELEB wienerSUCKER. EVERYONE SAGE AND REPORT THIS BULLSHIT FRICKING THREAD NOW
remind3r that this goylem literally defended nexus removing yukari breasts mod because
>WHAT IF YOU WERE A FATHER AND SOMEONE EDITED A PICTURE OF YOUR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO HAVE BIGGER BOOBIES???
i love schizo images, make more
Asmon always claims to be this perfectly logical detatched person but when it comes to 'underage' drawings, he goes full moron and starts doing dumb shit like comparing them to real underage girls.
How long until we find out he raped a kid once
That's the pattern with youtubers isn't it?
>Is it over for vi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKK
Go buy an ad for your eceleb homosexual, troony
any games where the protagonist burns their mom alive?
Doubt it.
Oh damn, he reacting to game engine releases as well?
photorealism is gay
I genuinely dont understand this morons popularity. Was it just a right time right place kind of thing?
Yep and now that his fanbase is big enough he now has e-celeb reputation immunity.
There was a period when WoW was dying, not like now when it's actually dead, but dying, and he farmed and built his base on it
no, they said this with the ps3 ps4 and PS5 when in reality we still have yet to pass old ati and nvidia tech demo levels
WHAT'S THE APPEAL OF SHITMONGOLD?!
he went from
>wow streamer
low IQ audience mostly comprised of teenagers
to
>drama prostitute
very low IQ audience mostly comprised of teenagers
to
>full on clickbait ragebait reactgay saying whatever people want to hear
literal moron audience comprised almost exclusively of teenagers and children
Not understanding what the appeal is is akin to not understanding the appeal of eating human shit.
>drama prostitute
I agree with sentiment. Most streamers are just reacting/talking about being cancelled and this other bullshit when I just want to chill to see some gameplay (preferablely VODs and not ADHD edited clips with subtitles)
>when I just want to chill to see some gameplay
That’s why I only watch Forsen. Most of his community are basically EU shitposting morons from this board anyways.
There isn't one he just hit a critical mass of idiots are now you aren't cool if you don't watch assman.
Schools are a breeding ground for e-celeb addiction.
Same as every other big twitch streamer: Rampant, unchecked daddyissues by white males.
>zoomies getting triggered by asmongold
sure is summer.
>posting a e-girl in defense of a man who hates e-girls
What?
anon, millennials and older are not following this guy. we're way too old for that shit.
>zoomies
I hate asmonngold since he went full b***h mode during wow farming the mount.
What the frick, I tried to find it on the internet but I can't, I believe it was some MoP dungeon and he went full crybaby because some guy rolled mount and took it
That wasn't Asmon that was his friend that I can't remember the name of. He played ret and had a shitty mic.
oh wow, you are right, it was about ji'kun, I got mandelled
>It's another OP is obsessed 24x7 with an ugly bastard thread
I would be fine with this if you admitted how much of a blatant homosexual you are.
>zoomers are such critical thinking lacking morons that all it takes to make them believe anything is to talk with false confidence even when you contradict yourself not even a sentence ago
You know what. You fat little homosexuals deserve to get drafted and die for Israel.
Do you unironically think that's unique to zoomers? Do you know what propaganda is?
Raccoons don't talk like that
They go "ya see" and "da boss won't like dis"
>react video
>e-celeb
>meaningless text in OP
I don't know what this rats deal is or why /vee/ is so tsundere for him but I sure could go a day without seeing his thread on front page.
does he still live in his mother's mold ridden house?
Yea, he's too attached to his shithole of a house
>muh e-celebs
End your life.
>asmongoloid thread >:(
>grumzzzzz thread :O
it's the same people that like both anon
Oh now the thread is definitely getting 404'd.
Frick e-celebs
Frick e-celeb-consooming NPCs
He killed his own mother.
Someone with a big enough following has accused him of that recently. He doesn't really directly respond to it and his chat seethes.
is this the guy who lives in his own filth and trash?
>watching streamers aka virtual babysitters
friendly reminder that you have to be 18 or older to post here
Kinda until another crash and reset
>assmongoloid making a moronic face
now THIS is entertainment
>"There it is dood."
He attached to his house like Walter Sullivan from SH4: the Room
You should have a nice day to find out.