>Is literally the best pokemon ever

>Is literally the best pokemon ever

How does he do it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By making people forget GF directly confirmed it's primarily supposed to be a dolphin, so it btfo's all the dolphingays in the "Why don't we have one yet" threads along with Kyogre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >vertical tail
      >dolphin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go argue marine biology with them then, I don't give a shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you've been arguing in the first place you absolute moron. If you can't answer him properly, just accept that you have been btfo'ed and stay silent.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you said primarily dolphin
            it's primarily an anglerfish

            Are you illiterate? I never said I thought it was a dolphin or primarily one, I said GF confirmed it as such themselves on both counts. This stopped being a subjective matter a year after GS released and they did the interview.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you illiterate? I never said I thought it was a dolphin or primarily one
              i thought this

              By making people forget GF directly confirmed it's primarily supposed to be a dolphin, so it btfo's all the dolphingays in the "Why don't we have one yet" threads along with Kyogre.

              was you
              >GF confirmed it as such themselves on both counts.
              source?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dolphin
        It literally has a tendril with a light coming out of its forehead. It's an anglerfish.

        Anon thinks every sea creature with a friendly looking face is a dolphin. He's clearly a dolphinfricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dolphin
      It literally has a tendril with a light coming out of its forehead. It's an anglerfish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon can only be based off one thing
        Mankey's such a creative pig, look at that prehensile tail they gave it with no inspiration from another existing animal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you said primarily dolphin
          it's primarily an anglerfish

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's primarily an anglerfish
            the only anglerfish part is the tendril though. Its primarily a whale of some sort. Probably an Orca judging from its mask

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's primarily an anglerfish
            the only anglerfish part is the tendril though. Its primarily a whale of some sort. Probably an Orca judging from its mask

            actually yeah, looking at it the tendril looks like an orca fine you see when its inexplicably folding over

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Orca dorsal fins only fold like that in captivity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sad fin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Explain why

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keeping orcas captive has always been a shady buisness practice
                People keep them in tub-sized pools with almost no depth, the temeprature is often too high for them, and they pretty much go insane because of the lack of space and companions

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lack of space make them swim too little to the point the dorsal fin get weakened since the orca cant swim fast enough and will go to the surface too often. Its their version of getting fat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basdd on marsupilami though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are also fish that look exactly like that called dolphins. We don't have a dolphin, nor a porpoise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We don't have a dolphin
        Kyogre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is just an anime anglerfish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Go into Lanturn thread because i think Lanturn is a cool pokemon
      >First post mentions some autistic discussion that proceeds to be discussed autisticly for the 829492th time
      Why is it always like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's extremely important whether your Lanturn gf has a dolphin pussy that will milk your nutbladder until you pass out or if she has to jerk you off with her fins or her headlight so you can externally fertilize her eggs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Furries ruin literally everything they associate with wow

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zoophilia and furry-ism aren't the same thing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope you're happy with yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not—but not wanting to frick a Lanturn wouldn't improve things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its ok anon im just being tsundere because furgays ruin this board for me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the best pokemon ever
    >loses the cool "+" eyes it had as Chinchou and replaces them with generic moe anime eye
    This thing is so close to being in my favorites but I have to question what they were thinking making this. Its like they were afraid that Johtotoddlers might find it too scary if it was allowed to look a bit more like anglerfish (We're tougher than you think Game Freak, you didn't need to make Lanturn into a Fisher Price Toy)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no more fin-feet = cannot walk on land anymore
      DROPPED!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        losing fin-feet could be due to evolving to live in the deep ocean so it has no reason to ever come up on land, though that means the anime eyes make even less sense.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    design needed some more work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What even is chonchou
      It's just an orb with flippers and legs???
      It's just as bad as remoraid evolving into octilerry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a chonchi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So true, I love Chonchie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a dorable

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is electric pokemon
    >oh no here comes level 3 diglett to tank the thunder attack
    >acually is hydro pump
    >diglett: X_X
    >lanturn: ^_^ *cums*

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As much I like it its degradation from amazing chinchu

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if Lanturn just got a buff to 75 defense 85 special defense, 80 special attack and 70 speed it would be much more usable I feel, even if ground types dominate high tiers it might be able to pull off an assault vest set or stockpile stall set

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it pretty much needs +10 in Sp.Atk, Def and Sp.Def yeah

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    such a cute little lad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute art, thanks

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yo how are you literally me OP

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chonchie is better.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shiny hunting chonchie in oras rn wish me luck

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a cute mon. I'm really sad we may never see Dive return again. Imagine how cute it would be for your character to ride it underwater in scuba gear

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used one in volt white
    It was mid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      volt white only gave lanturn +10 sp atk/def, literally no difference
      should've buffed it harder

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man, imagine if her ability activated after her next attack instead of immediately
      or if it activated immediately but let her get her attack off before switching out

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charm
    Confuse Ray
    Thunder Wave
    Attract

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hydro Pump
      Volt Switch
      T-Wave
      Heal Bell / Ice Beam

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally my favorite pokemon good thread everyone

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