is there such a thing as a castle building simulator?

is there such a thing as a castle building simulator?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a reference to something. i don't get references.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stronghold games. Though not a "simulator" in today's terms, it was advertised as such back in the 2000s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >simulator in todays terms
          you mean like job simulator or gas station simulator?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DOUBLE RATIONS! GREAT!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOT ENOUGH WORKERS TO RUN THIS BUILDING

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish there was a proper sequel to Stronghold
      I don't know any other game that has even attempted this combination of city management and castle defense building. I'm just picturing all the stuff you could do, more in-depth population management, real-time trade routes between players, tech trees and more advanced castle building with stuff like murder holes and arrow slits and wall heights.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stronghold 2 had some neat ideas, the execution is where they screwed up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          boy I sure love an infinite number of units being able to clip and cohabit the same space with no collision don't you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My one problem with Stronghold was that there is no unit collision, so you'll amass these huge armies and think you're about to see a big, epic battle, only for all the units to converge in one spot and fight each other in two absurd wailing blobs.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't place that there milord.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      loved these games

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People on this board don't know about Stronghold
    You need to have a nice day.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going Medieval

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks neat. wish the style wasn't cartoony but at least its not a 20 year old game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also permanent early access and runs like ass for what it looks like

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Release Date: 1 Jun, 2021
      >we anticipate it being in Early Access for at least a year.”
      why is it always like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once they get the payout from early access customers they get complacent

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps a game where you can build some kind of stronghold

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was.
    medieval engineers was pretty good for it but the devs flopped it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh that looks really nice. much more realistic stylistically. mostly negative reviews on steam though. what went wrong?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, its abandoned in early access. shame.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it's a shame, they wanted to get the building and survival aspect down then move onto adding combat akin to chivalry 1. The destruction system was pretty cool too, I think they were/did experiment with a material stress system, so yknow you had to build realistically & not have a 1x1 tower that's 300 blocks tall lmao.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My memory is pretty bad & it was quite a long time ago but I believe it was cause the devs basically abandoned the game to focus on space engineers, pretty much dumping the project to focus on their cash cow.
        It's unfortunate cause Medieval engineers was fun, you could even build your own custom made siege equipment.

        ?t=103

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        there was
        but almost no-one played it, development was slow, critical bugs were never fixed and the NPC's AI was never updated.
        turned out the whole game was just one giant beta test for a feature for the dev's other game.
        eventually they released an update that broke a bunch of shit (like cutting down trees kills you now) and then killed the game off the next day, so all the mods are broken as well.

        it had potential but devs were lazy from the start
        it tried some cool shit but the physics were a janky.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    evil genius

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the sequel worth playing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        never played it, it was like $3 a month ago lol still not worth buying

        i heard it has a frickload of mtx issues and gameplay failures

        i was in love with EG1 as a kid but never finished it either, i should play the first...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, no it's not.

        I love the original, but many parts of it were tedious and dull. Guess what they decided to do in the sequel? Make it even more tedious, and even more dull.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its terrible, might as well play dungeon keeper again even though its like 30 years old. or Dungeons 3

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >or Dungeons 3
          It looks like it's all the way up to 4 now. Is it worth it to play the first ones or does it only get good with 3?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I only played 3 so idk. It was alright, gave me DK vibes but never good enough. Also extremely broken, once you unlock a certain tech you just destroy the game from that point on

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, thanks for the tip.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all. Besides the way worse art style they brought back several systems from the first but completely misinterpreted why they worked. Like how minions produce body bags in the sequel.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    manor lords?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching Robbaz play it for 2 days now, it seems...OK??
      Maybe I've not been paying attention but there's nothing groundbreaking or insane in it, it's just medieval cities skylines/sims & you can go in & walk around your city, plus you're not really 'building' anything yourself are you? you can decide where prefabricated assets go & that's it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont shill your dead channel here you sellout

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dont shill your dead channel
          i wish i was robbaz, swedish frick is doing well for himself and streams to a comfy size of people
          I'm just saying who I've been watching play it, who is currently live, playing it, dickhead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok cuck now go kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty cool, and apparently comes out in about 10 days

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the mastermind behind the troll invasion?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have vidya recommendations but I'm going to sneak in and drop this here for any castle building enjoyers that can read.
    >https://files.catbox.moe/v3izmn.pdf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aw shit I remember getting one of these issues at the library as a kid, the illustrations are top tier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is so cool. thanks anon. though it just makes me want a game even more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks you so much for that
      i have steven bestys castles but it's more of an infographic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had that when I was a kid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lot of lead in the ceilings there. i wonder if that wouldve had health effects.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >To the past -- farewell
      This is unironically the first time I think I have ever truly encountered something worthy of being labeled "Based."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very cool, thanks anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon provides!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caldecott Honor Book
      If you feel like being depressed look at the books that get this award now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tis a dead link

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        some states such as here in South Carolina have b& catbox

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Removed for copyright infringement.
        David Macaulay is watching... ALWAYS watching.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is everyone saying thank you when its a dead link?

          That's insane, who the hell dmca's a 40 year old book within hours?

          Anyway, if anyone still wants it, suggest an alternative host and I'll dump it there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing got taken down. Catbox is just down right now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is everyone saying thank you when its a dead link?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I adored stuff like this when I was a kid. My school had a library with a section full of medieval artwork, plus ancient stuff. Roman, Greek, even going back to Bronze Age Collapse (sea peoples and Egypt and shit).
      I was the only kid ever checking out those books. Don't know what made me a history autist so early, I just liked seeing what things would have been like back then I guess.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=1319

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this looked kinda cool at first but the gameplay I've seen is really slow simulation style and it's really buggy still

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks very low granularity if that makes sense. not a ton of detail in the buildings i've seen so far.

      Don't have vidya recommendations but I'm going to sneak in and drop this here for any castle building enjoyers that can read.
      >https://files.catbox.moe/v3izmn.pdf

      you know, i bet you could build a fair representation of this in minecraft.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cataclismo
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422440/Cataclismo/

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played that fricking scam of a game were you'd make clans and one clan would claim the throne and would tax the server until you overthrew him and of course it was filled to the gills with cheating chinks

    I'll post the name when I remember it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reign of Kings

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that the rust style game where you fight for the crown?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yèh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that shit was funny as frick to watch back in the day

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was
    but almost no-one played it, development was slow, critical bugs were never fixed and the NPC's AI was never updated.
    turned out the whole game was just one giant beta test for a feature for the dev's other game.
    eventually they released an update that broke a bunch of shit (like cutting down trees kills you now) and then killed the game off the next day, so all the mods are broken as well.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can build a castle for yourself in Life is Feudal - You Own. But it's gonna be a rough time.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best Sims game no one played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it. Unironically fun, not much of a Sims game. Felt more like some of the console releases, but that's alright.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's why I liked it. It felt like a proper Sims spin-off that was more than just "Sims but castle themed". I gave up on regular Sims after 2 because 3 was just more of the same, except stripped to the basics again so they can sell you another 10 expansions.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's why I liked it. It felt like a proper Sims spin-off that was more than just "Sims but castle themed". I gave up on regular Sims after 2 because 3 was just more of the same, except stripped to the basics again so they can sell you another 10 expansions.

        The best Sims game no one played.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          manor lord looking good

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Manor Lords
            >a good looking city builder
            >with an interesting conceit
            >not releasing as early access slop first
            Where the frick did this game come from???

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>not releasing as early access slop first
              uh...?
              Anon you know it is releasing in early access, right?
              >interesting
              I guess, currently it's lacking what I want - for those who like Sims/cities skyline then I guess it's...alright?
              It does look good but the combat is quite eh right now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. I didn't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't sweat it, while I may be critical of the game I think the dev really wants to have a game people will love

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played, one of my Sims was too tired to arrive before the court to vouch for some other guy and feel asleep on his way towards the court
      on the ground and the one got killed. IMMERSION!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played it. I thought is was fun, but it needed to be free-form like a normal Sims game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep hoping it'll come to steam and become a hit so we get more games lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have fun memories of streaming this game to a friend. I made him laugh so hard at one point he projectile vomited across his entire desk.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize this castle

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few really, Minecraft counts as one but in a totally different way from Stronghold series for example and some RPG games have you upgrading a castle over a course of campaign

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vintage Story is a much better castle builder than Minecraft if that's your angle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some RPG games have you upgrading a castle over a course of campaign

      which ones?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neverwinter Nights 2 had one I believe later on

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's called Minecraft.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    manor lords will fix it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Templar Knights frick in Stronghold Crusader 2

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this pic is pure sovl
    what game is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldoor's Gate 1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baldur's Gate

        >not turn based
        shame I can't play this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can be if you press space bar enough. The combat is ridiculously simple, literally no reason for it to be turn based since 90% of the encounters are just auto attacking enemies.
          Towards endgame, it pretty much turns into a turnbased game once you get access to Time Stop and can cheese every single encounter before the enemy can even do anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur's Gate

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    V Rising

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly no, the only good examples are Stronghold and Stronghold: Crusader. The subgenre is pretty fricked. Cataclismo might be cool though.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I vaguely remember an old Minecraft mod I used to play with that was pretty cool. I think it was released a little bit after the nether was added. The mod gave blocks stress levels and gravel physics with some custom blocks like support beams and such. I think I also remember there being another mod or an update to it that added more extreme weather effects, so snow would add weight, rainstorms would add stress, and lightning would set things on fire.
    It paired well with a village simulation mod that added NPCs that would carry out tasks like cutting trees, mining stone, building houses that you can set templates for, etc.. The mods turned Minecraft into a kingdom simulator.

    Anyone remember what I'm talking about? It's been, like, 15 years or something since then.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't post that there, m'lord.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I build my castles 1 block at a time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's absolutely gorgeous.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

        I remember seeing cool builds like this as a teen, downloading and getting excited to explore them, only to be disappointed when the interiors are always bare grey boxes.

        I also do full interiors with deco mods. Can't stand empty grey boxes either. Lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you do this one too? That signature you? Both look great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing cool builds like this as a teen, downloading and getting excited to explore them, only to be disappointed when the interiors are always bare grey boxes.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is there such a thing as a castle building simulator?

    Next best thing is V Rising, but you play as a vampire and build a vampire castle, do vampire stuff, go after your Progeny Dracula as the last boss, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, where's my manager/tycoon/evil-genius style game themed around vampires & werewolves.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah stronghold, my favourite is 2 because it has that early Nintendo 64 graphics and cheesy voice acted story

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build above ground in DWARF FORTRESS. But it's a pain in the ass and ugly

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to build a star fort, not a castle. Not enough games appreciate the black powder era.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll always have Empire.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was looking for one last year, the best one I could find was Castle Flipper. But that's more of a parody game, but at least its first person.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I played this one turn-based resource management castle-building game where you were building 3 medieval stone towers between 2005-2010ish. I'm not sure of the name of it though would be nice if some Anons here knew of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE GAME

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bruh at least post the game name in the filename

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.addictinggames.com/strategy/age-of-castles
        Oops I forgot to include the game

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Becastled mention
    I think it died but still

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it got an update not too long ago but it's more of a tower defense game than a castle builder.
      last time I played it like 10% of my units had pathing bugs the the entire time and it was throttling my cpu like crazy

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lords of the realm / stronghold are as good as it gets

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a level in Dragon Quest Builders 2 where you have to rebuild a castle from the tiny ruin left while holding off the monsters attacking. They drop aggro if you are in the safe room but you need to leave to gather materials. I wish there was a game that focused on that segment because pushing the foundations outwards and finally upgrading the walls felt great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame that ceilings and multiple stories never really "work" in DQB. Lovely game otherwise though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fricking kill for that series to implement user created blueprints that you can share online. You'd get the blueprint, pick the spot, then go around getting all the material to build it.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember going on a field trip to Hearst castle in elementary school but it felt more like a mansion with some spire attached to it than a real castle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what ended up happening to a lot of castles as gunpowder made traditional fortifications obsolete and they grew into being fancy, fortified looking but not properly so homes.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch a bit of Manor Lords gameplay
    >looks like Banished with short bouts of TW-esque combat
    Damn, I was really hoping for more focus on constructing settlement defenses, militia/military forces, and combating neighboring fiefs or something and less settlement sim stuff.

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